Matt Dillon

"Get off my lawn!"

When did Matt Dillon turn into a dick? Settle down dude. From the New York Post:

Who knew Upper West Side movie stars were such party poopers? Matt Dillon showed up at a community-board liquor-license hearing Wednesday to complain about a restaurant he claims has "a night club vibe" moving next door to his apartment building. He was dressed "like a random wing nut, and we get a lot of those," one board member said. "No one knew who he was until he spoke up. He was wearing a little porkpie hat and sunglasses -- at 8 p.m.! This is an Upper West Side community board, not a downtown club," the board member told The Post's Jennifer Gould Keil.

Matt's complaining about a raucous nightclub? That doesn't sound like the 80's bad boy I remember. This guy used to screw more women in Hollywood than a 40th birthday. Perhaps now that Matt's become older, he just needs to move someplace where there's very little excitement or action. Someplace like Florida or Jennifer Aniston's vagina.

*15 Matt Dillon pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, May 3

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna arriving to Puro Lounge in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

Sienna Miller leaving Balthazar restaurant in New York (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth out and about in New York (pics start here)

Matt Dillon leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sacha Baron Cohen leaving a friends house in Brentwood (pics start here)

Jon Voight out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jennifer Aniston on the set of Just Go With It in Maui (pics start here)

Carmen Electra at Wet Republic in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Kiefer Sutherland at the 24 series finale party at Boulevard3 nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sylvester Stallone arriving to the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Avril Lavigne at Kitson boutique in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Dustin Hoffman arriving to the Staples Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova on their boat in Miami (pics start here)

*141 pics total in the gallery: