Matt Damon

Elsa Pataky (and husband Chris Hemsworth, and Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barroso) in St. Barts (1/19)

+ That one chick from Growing Pains in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Nicki Minaj is a stupid hoe [Just Jared]
+ Miley Cyrus is not wearing a bra (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Heather Locklear checked into rehab [The Blemish]
+ Kate Upton in pink underwear FTW [Brobible]

+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Socialite Life]
+ Florence Welch in a dumb bikini [Evil Beet]
+ Kate Gosselin ia getting desperate [Cele|bitchy]
+ Michael Phelps trying to pull dat ass [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 new jokes for Dane Cook

*54 Elsa Pataky pictures total in the gallery:

Matt Damon arriving on a flight at Vancouver International Airport (7/30)

Flynet says that's Matt Damon sporting a new look for his film Elysium, but I'm pretty sure they're wrong. According to rumors I may or may not have just made up, Matt Damon is a violent racist. During the filming of Invictus in 2009, he made Morgan Freeman use a separate water fountain because he didn't want to be near "his type" . . . OK to be fair, that never actually happened, but imagine if it did! Boy, what a jerk! You should be ashamed or yourself, Matt! BOOOOOOOO

*10 Matt Damon pictures total in the gallery:

Matt Damon at a press conference for The Informant at the Toronto International Film Festival (9/11)

I'm so glad I'm not a celebrity. I couldn't do anything without someone catching it on camera. Couldn't pick my nose . . . couldn't expose myself at public parks. Life would be so boring.