PETA: 1, Olsen Twins: 0The Olsen Twins and Sharon Stone both had their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced last week. From
WENN:
Sharon Stone and the Olsen twins have had their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced by anti-fur protesters. This is not the first time these celebrities have come under fire for wearing fur, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) members are constantly holding protests outside signings and public appearances in a bid to rid fur from fashion.
If you really want to get the Olsen twins' attention, you don't deface their star on the Walk of Fame. You keep them from "dieting" by putting Tabasco Sauce on the ends of their fingers. Besides, how much fur could those two Spiegel look-a-likes wear? If these protesters are set on outing a young Hollywood starlet that abuses fur, they'd be better served protesting
Vanessa Hudgen's next film. (
link is NSFW!)
PETA: 1, Sharon Stone: 0
PETA protesting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's appearance at Barnes & Noble in New York City (10/28)
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Why can't they ever look normal?
ary-Kate Olsen's lack of a work ethic is causing a rift in her relationship with sister Ashley. There's been tension between the two ever since Ashley asked Mary-Kate to step aside from her duties at the twin's fashion line The Row. A friend told In Touch Weekly:
"Ashley really wants to be a respected businesswoman and be taken seriously. MK does too, but she hasn't been willing to give up her lifestyle and act like an adult for their job. Ashley came to a difficult decision. She decided that MK should not be involved with The Row. She asked her sister to step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together. It's tough because The Row was so much of Mary-Kate's idea. Mary-Kate has a unique fashion sense."
If a person dresses like a homeless anorexic, is that what's considered having a "unique fashion sense" these days? If so, it's no wonder I can't get laid. Here I am being old fashioned by bathing, brushing my teeth, and changing my underwear . . . bi-monthly. Mary Kate's sense of style probably explains the real reason why Ashley doesn't want to hang out with her: body odor.
Feds close Heath Ledger investigation
Federal investigators have officially closed the investigation into the death of Heath Ledger. The results? . . . dramatic pause . . . Mary-Kate Olsen is being charged with attempted murder! Just kidding. No charges were filed against anyone. The Associated Press says:
Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney's office in Manhattan had been overseeing a Drug Enforcement Administration probe into whether the painkillers found in Ledger's system were obtained illegally. But the prosecutors have bowed out "because they don't believe there's a viable target," said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because no charges have been filed. The decision comes after recent reports that actress Mary-Kate Olsen was demanding immunity before answering questions about the startling death of her close friend and his drug use. Authorities say she was the first person called by a masseuse who found the 28-year-old "Dark Knight" actor's lifeless body in his Manhattan apartment.
The DEA had obtained a subpoena that could have forced Olsen if she continued to hold out. But the subpoena, issued in April, is no longer valid because it was contingent upon prosecutors pursuing the case, the official said Wednesday. The official added that the case could still be revived if evidence of a crime emerges. (Source)
No viable target? What about the chick that's demanding immunity before she testifies. What about her? Call it a crazy hunch, but I think she just may be hiding something.
Ahhhhhh, Mary Kate's turned into a demon!
ary-Kate Olsen has been on a free-fall since her boyfriend/lover Heath Ledger died in January. After months of non-stop partying, friends are worried that she may be heading down the same path as the troubled actor. From Star magazine:
Following one recent night of clubbing in L.A., the twin was so out of it that she collapsed in a public parking lot and then spent a short time in a holistic health spa to detox. But that didn't slow her down, and insiders now fear she's out of control and needs more treatment — fast!"Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem," says a source. "She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything." (Source)
The solution for all of Mary-Kate's problems isn't indulging in vices like alcohol, drugs, and partying -- it's binge eating. Just look at Kirstie Alley. When's the last time you saw a story like this about her? Exactly. Of course learning how to quickly stuff pounds of food into her mouth shouldn't be too difficult for Mary-Kate since there's a good chance she already does it. The hard part for her will be not puking it up ten minutes later . . . and no longer shopping for clothes in the children's section.
[Pacific Coast News]
Juuuuuuuuuust a bit creepy
I didn't want to mention this because it's just so damn retarded but Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate Olsen have been fighting for the past week. It started on the David Letterman Show when Olsen -- who went to high school with Pratt -- revealed that he had a bad temper (Dave also called him a little "wormy"). In an interview with Us Weekly, Pratt fired back at Olsen calling her a "famous troll" (he's not lying -- the resemblance is uncanny) and the "less cute twin." Rather than being a recent thing, it looks like the feud between the two stretches all the way back to high school. From a Details magazine article published in March of last year:
“Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills,” says [Spencer Pratt] who will proudly tell you he made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate Olsen drinking at a party. Pratt ended up “falling in love” with one of the Hills girls, Heidi Montag. Their drama dominates the current season. (Source)
$50,000? Wha . . . how . . . oh, that's right, people used to care about the Olsen twins. Nowadays you couldn't get $50k for a picture of Mary-Kate on the grassy knoll firing a shot at President Kennedy. Impossible you say because she wasn't alive in 1963? Dude, did you not read the last post about Angelina Jolie? The French have a pretty kick-ass time machine now.
Mary-Kate Olsen is drunk
[Just Jared]
Police outside Olsen's apartment tonight
New York City police officials told the New York Times that the apartment Heath Ledger overdosed in was owned by Mary-Kate Olsen:
Officials said they believed Ms. Olsen, 21, was in California and that Mr. Ledger had been living in her apartment. Ms. Olsen attended the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, for the premiere of “The Wackness,” a film in which she stars with the actor Ben Kingsley. It was not clear where she went after the film screening. Spokesman for the NYPD, Ronald Jones, told press assembled outside of Olsen's apartment: "We knew it was Mary-Kate's apartment because it lacked a kitchen." (Source)
I may have added that last line . . .. A source close to Mary-Kate told People magazine:
"It was Mary Kate’s apartment. This is bad news. Someone found dead from an overdose in your apartment is very, very bad." (Source)
Hold on, writing this down . . . guy overdosing in your apartment . . . very, very bad . . . OK, got it. Where was this guy four years ago when I needed him?
Mary-Kate Olsen is a hobbit
ary-Kate Olsen in Tribeca yesterday and Gollum from The Lord of the Rings
Mary-Kate Olsen in L.A. (10/19)
The Olsen twins love athletes. Over the last few weeks, Ashley has been seen all over New York City with cyclist Lance Armstrong. And rumor is Mary-Kate is dating New York Rangers' left winger Sean Avery. Too bad he's cheating on her. The New York Post says:
Spies said New York Ranger Sean Avery, who was introduced to Mary Kate by a mutual pal, Bungalow 8 owner Amy Sacco, has a straying eye and, behind Mary-Kate's back, has been seeing his ex- flame, Lake Bell, as well. Avery is not known for his gentlemanly ways; after his split from Elisha Cuthbert, he went around telling everyone he dumped the actress, not the other way around. (Source)
How do you possibly go from Elisha Cuthbert (and Rachel Hunter) to Mary-Kate Olsen? Isn't that like trading in a Ferrari for a unicycle with a flat tire? I'll give the guy a break though--he is a professional hockey player. Guy's taken more hits than a Google search for Britney Spears' vagina. Which reminds me: What's the difference between Mary-Kate Olsen and a hockey stick? The hockey stick has at least ONE curve--and bigger tits.
ary-Kate Olsen made quite the ass of herself earlier this week at Bungalow 8 in New York City: According to an "insider":
"[Mary-Kate] was weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on. She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask." A rep for the tiny twin noted that she is sober and declined comment. (Source)
Perfect, it isn't a Mary-Kate Olsen story unless she's wearing something stupid like a yeti jacket or a Mardi Gras mask. My dog has better fashion sense that this waif and he's totally clueless. Just the other day I saw him wearing a vertically striped shirt with plaid pants. Eating your own shit is one thing but mixing up patterns is just plain embarrassing. I can't even go out in public with him anymore.
More of Mary-Kate and Ashley dressing super ironically at New York "Fashion Week" after the jump...
