Mary Carey leaving Katsuya in L.A. (2/11)
ary Carey may be sober but she still acts like a drunken whore. The former porn star made quite a scene Monday night at Butter nightclub in New York. The New York Post says:
The buxom blonde, last seen on VH1's "Celebrity Rehab," was at Butter Monday night, where she danced and did leg kicks in a short, tight black dress. She joined a table of Philadelphia 76ers, who earlier sang karaoke for the crowd at Angels and Kings in the East Village. Carey, who has starred in such skin flicks as "Pervert!" and "Cash and Carey," cornered one basketball player, wrapped her legs around him and made out with him in front of clubgoers. "She's 28 days sober!" Carey's pal told Page Six. (Source)
This shouldn't surprise anyone since this chick's had more beef inside of her than a slaughterhouse. I suppose you can tell when she's actually drunk because she doesn't just hook up with one player, she screws the entire team (kinda like Tim Donaghy). BTW if I really wanted to see some skank has-been hook up with a random professional athlete, I'd have attended Bruce Jenner's wedding.
[Pacific Coast News]
SNBC host Keith Olbermann has a thing for porn stars (who doesn't?!?)--but not all porn stars have a thing for Keith Olbermann. Take, for example, Mary Carey. You may remember Mary from her starring role in Boobsville Sorority Girls ("A cinematic tour de force" — me) and as that chick with the ginormous rack who ran for governor of California back in '03. She was on Olbermann's TV show in 2003 as well. Carey revealed on the Free-FM's "Radio Chick" show:
...the MSNBC blabbermouth once called her and left a "rambling message" in which he asked her out. But Carey says she turned him down "because I had a boyfriend at the time."
Of course Keith's rep denies everything, insisting it was Mary who called Keith (EDITOR'S NOTE: How'd she get his phone number? ... KEITHOLBERMANNGOTBUSTED):
"It's a well-documented fact that Keith is off the market." (Source)
So basically it's his word against hers. The evil host of a major cable news show who I'm pretty sure hates freedom versus a softspoken porn star just trying to get by in this crazy place we call America. Hmmmm ... tough choice. Actually, not really. I could never go against my beloved porn. In other words, Keith Olbermann is a damn lying whore.
BONUS: I love the part about Mary turning down Olbermann because she had a boyfriend at the time. She's a porn star. She goes through boyfriends like Rosie O'Donnell goes through chicken wings and I go through t-shirts. Will some designer please step up and make a shirt that doesn't tear every time you flex your eye-candy for the ladies. It's starting to get annoying.
