Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson used what can best be described as an "interesting prop" during a scene in the upcoming movie "The Departed"—although director Martin Scorsese cut it out of the final version:
We told you back when they were shooting here that Jack had taken it upon himself to spice up his scene with two hookers by adding brutality, a mountain of coke and a rubbery, brown appendage. Scorsese told us at Tuesday's premiere that he wasn't shocked by Nicholson's suggestions, because "this sort of sexuality was part of his lifestyle." Mind you, he was talking about Jack's character, Boston mob boss Frank Costello. Scorsese ended up whacking the prosthesis from the hooker scene. But it survives in an episode where Nicholson flashes Matt Damon's character in an adult theater.What's more, Nicholson told us, "I'm planning to market a line of them on the Internet - in Day-Glo colors!"
Nothing screams "I am a man who truly understands women's wants and desires" like a 12-inch cut it out of the final version:
We told you back when they were shooting here that Jack had taken it upon himself to spice up his scene with two hookers by adding brutality, a mountain of coke and a rubbery, brown appendage. Scorsese told us at Tuesday's premiere that he wasn't shocked by Nicholson's suggestions, because "this sort of sexuality was part of his lifestyle." Mind you, he was talking about Jack's character, Boston mob boss Frank Costello. Scorsese ended up whacking the prosthesis from the hooker scene. But it survives in an episode where Nicholson flashes Matt Damon's character in an adult theater.What's more, Nicholson told us, "I'm planning to market a line of them on the Internet - in Day-Glo colors!"
Nothing screams "I am a man who truly understands women's wants and desires" like a 12-inch hot pink dildo. If only it dispensed chocolate ice-cream and played Grey's Anatomy repeats--I'd have to beat the ladies off with a stick. We can put a man on the moon but we can't make a Swiss-Army dildo? I say rubbish to that sir!
[WENN]
