Martin Mica

Sharon Stone and Martin Mica in Beverly Hills (1/3)

There was a report from Life & Style last week that 54-year-old Sharon Stone had been dumped by her 27-year-old boyfriend/handbag carrier Martin Mica because:

"...they didn't share the same interests. Her passions are philanthropy, politics, activism -- he wasn't into any of that."

But there's the two of them together in Beverly Hills yesterday, so that break-up report is probably not true. "Thank God," Martin thought to himself. "This crazy old bitch pays for everything, and the Xanax and vodka really help me get through having to go down on her."

*15 Sharon Stone and Martin Mica pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone and her boyfriend Martin Mica at the amfAR Gala in Milan, Italy (9/22)

Never got around to posting these on Monday, because I was too busy with a great online bingo bonus, but here's Sharon Stone at the amfAR Milan Gala on Saturday night (the same night she was taken to the hospital because of a migraine). She actually looks amazingly good so let's just assume she worked out some kind of deal with the devil. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can do whatever you want with my head Lucifer, but in exchange I get to look fuckable again for two hours. Deal?"

*23 Sharon Stone pics total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone and Martin Mica in Venice Beach (5/29)

54-year-old Sharon Stone's friends are urging her to stop the PDAs with her 27-year-old Brazilian model boyfriend Martin Mica, and start acting more like a woman her age who is so close to death. 54, ewww. A source told the National Enquirer:

"It's pathetic to see Sharon acting like that with a guy young enough to be her son. Her career has been on a downward slope for years, and parading around with a guy half her age in public is nothing more than a desperate attempt to get back into the public eye. It's just sad. Sharon has gone from an A-list sex symbol to a middle-aged women desperate for attention. It's pitiful." (Print Edition - 6/15)

In Sharon's defense, men in their late 50s can't maintain an erection for women past 35, so what's an old gal like her to do? Sharon needs to be stuck like a pig every now and again, so she might as well make a spectacle of it. Is her behavior embarrassing, especially for a mother of three rent-a-kids? Yeah, but she's not degrading herself for the sake of getting her name back in the headlines. Nope, what you're seeing old lady Stone do is some good, old fashioned, cock worshiping. This Martin Mica kid is probably hung like a Titan IV rocket, which would explain her deliriously giddy behavior. Don't be surprised if Sharon disappears down to Brazil for a few years and comes back to the States tanned, bowlegged, and speaking Portuguese.

*30 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery:

Sharon Stone and her boyfriend Martin Mica leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (6/1)

Sharon Stone was spotted leaving a medical building on Friday afternoon with her new boyfriend (27-year-old Argentinian model Martin Mica), and oopsy, looks like she forgot something. No, I don't mean a bra -- I mean her dignity. Bitch, you're 54 and you have three kids. The only time you should ever be spotted braless at the doctor's office with a 27-year-old is when he's the doctor and he's examining you for lumps.

*27 Sharon Stone pictures total in the gallery: