Archive: Marla Maples

Marla Maples and her trainer doing yoga in Malibu (7/22)

+ Joanna Krupa rockin’ the runway [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Jodie Marsh has retarded boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Anna Kournikova is Looking Goooooood [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ It’s Ali Larter’s butt! [Bastardly]

+ Angelina Jolie as the next Catwoman [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Natalie Portman goes Bollywood [Dlisted]
+ Minka Kelly is stunningly cute [Popoholic]
+ Guess who’s writing another book [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Hot international babe Natassia Malthe [Double Viking]
+ Guess that cameltoe [F-Listed]
+ Remember Mallory from The Real World? She got hot [Busted Coverage]
+ Mischa Barton looks high as fuck [NinjaDude]

[Pacific Coast News]

Marla Maples bikini candids! (Malibu - 7/2)

I consider myself a pretty patriotic American — USA rules! Everyone else drools! Yeah, high five! — but I think I’d actually be cool with someone lighting that flag on fire as long as Marla held onto it.

NOTE: Does anybody else think “Heidi Montag, 2030″ every time they see this chick?

NOTE II: I guess this chick didn’t get much in her divorce from Donald Trump because this is the third time she’s worn that bikini in the past two weeks (see HERE and HERE).

[Pacific Coast News]

Marla Maples bikini pics! (Malibu - 6/18)

You think Paris Hilton is an attention whore? Marla held that pose for 22 minutes.

[Pacific Coast News]

Marla Maples bikini pics! (Laguna Beach - 4/3)

You know Marla Maples as Donald Trump’s ex-wife. And that’s pretty much all she’s famous for. You know what . . . I think I’d be cool with that. Certainly beats the fame I achieved for growing last season’s biggest squash. Made the local news. Got laid a few times. Still . . . I think I’d go with marrying the billionaire.

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