Marisa Tomei

The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People

By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*

Gallery features 138 pictures so click around:

• Penelope Cruz (7 pics here)
• Mila Kunis (11 pics here)
• Jennifer Lawrence (15 pics here)
• Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
• Erin Andrews (5 pics here)
• Maria Menounos (2 pics here)
• Mandy Moore (7 pics here)
• Melania Trump (3 pics here)
• Sandra Bullock (13 pics here)
• Reese Witherspoon (9 pics here)
• Marisa Tomei (7 pics here)
• Nicole Kidman (10 pics here)
• Scarlett Johansson (10 pics here)
• Mallika Sherawat (2 pics here)
• Anne Hathaway (13 pics here)
• Halle Berry (13 pics here)

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, July 27

Blake Liveley on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Chris Rock arriving at The Merrion Hotel in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the set of Transformers 3 in Chicago (pics here)

Teri Hatcher arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz on the set of Pirates of the Carribean 4 in Oahu, Hawaii (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot at Milk Studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey and Marisa Tomei on the set of their new film The Lincoln Lawyer in L.A. (pics start here)

Lauren Conrad shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie at a press conference promoting her new film Salt at the Tokyo Grand Hyatt in Japan (pics start here)

Liam Neeson and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson outside the Dorchester Hotel in London (pics start here)

Cybill Shepherd outside ABC Studios in New York (pics start here)

Nick Nolte on the set of Arthur in Manhattan (pics start here)

Christina Milian and Serena Williams leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*115 photos total in the gallery: