The Costume Institute Gala was sexy Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night
dressed like a
complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures
on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):
Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson
Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.
No foil hat?
Turns out that Marion Cotillard -- the woman that won the Academy Award for Best Actress last week -- is a conspiracy theorist. In an interview with French radio program Paris Dernière, the actress openly questions both the 9/11 attacks and the Moon landing:
"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed . . . [the towers were] a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."
I assume since she's French, there's probably something else she doesn't believe in: soap. Now don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it like a Wac-A-Mole . . . I'd just hold my nose while I did. And who could possibly think the U.S. government is smart enough to pull off something like that anyway? If there's any doubt to the incompetency of our governmental agencies, I suggest visiting the DMV, the security line at the airport, or this website.
arion continues:
"Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure." (Source)
I was thinking this would be a great story to kick off the week. We can have an open discussion about the government and 9/11. We're all adults here, we can keep it civilized. But then I realized something: If you think the government was behind 9/11, you're fucking crazy, there's no other way to put it. The only debate we should be having is how best to make fun of you.
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