Mario Lopez


Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 13

Mario Lopez and his wife Courtney Mazza at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Anna Faris out for lunch in Studio City (pics start here)

Eva Longoria shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Minka Kelly out for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ryan Gosling out and about in London (pics start here)

Kristen Stewart leaving a coffee shop in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Chris Hemsworth arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Prince Jackson and his girlfriend leaving his jiu jitsu class in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lady Gaga leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ryan Reynolds filming Deadpool in Vancouver (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani on her way to an acupuncture clinic in L.A. (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

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Anna Kendrick and Mario Lopez filming Extra at Universal Studios (2/11)

In a desperate attempt to gain viewers, Mario Lopez adds a "rub genitals against buttocks" segment to Extra. Early returns are encouraging.

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Britney Spears arriving in Warsaw, Poland to promote her lingerie collection (9/24)

So Mario Lopez may have hooked up with Britney Spears. In his new memoir Just Between Us (yes, Mario Lopez wrote a memoir), he reveals that he had a one night stand with a "major pop star." "Multiple sources" told Us Weekly that it was Britney Spears:
According to Lopez, 41, the rendezvous occurred many years ago in Las Vegas. "I'm trying not to give too much away without giving too much away," the scribe told Ellen DeGeneres on Oct. 2. "It was maybe six or seven years ago... eight years ago?"

At the time of their hookup, both Spears and Lopez were single. The pop princess, 32, split from husband Kevin Federline in 2006, while Lopez was on a break with then-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff from 2006 to 2008.
God I hope this is true. Just for the laughs imagining what was said the morning after their one night stand . . .

Mario: "So, you want to go for a jog? Maybe some free weights followed by some light kickboxing?"
Britney: "Is jog the same as ribs? If so, side of 'slaw and baked beans as well, darlin'."

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Mario Lopez got Maria Menounos fired

If Maria Menounos getting fired leads to a downward career spiral that forced her to turn to Playboy so she can pay her rent, then we're gonna owe Mario Lopez a huge pat on the back. From Page Six:
Maria Menounos is out at "Extra" amid rumors she clashed with her co-host Mario Lopez, Page Six has exclusively learned. We are told that Menounos' contract is up and isn't being renewed, with one source saying, "Maria and Mario barely even speak to each other."

One source told us of Menounos, who famously stripped down to a bikini after losing a bet on her beloved Patriots when they lost to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI, "Maria has become a big diva. Do we really need to see her in a bikini yet again?"

But another source insisted it was dimpled former "Saved by the Bell" star Lopez who had the bigger ego. That source added, "Maria's contract is up and she has decided to move on. She is deciding between a number of other opportunities."
I guess it's official: Extra will be taped from John Travolta's closet from now on. It's the only conclusion I can come to when the world is so backwards that A.C. Slater has enough pull to fire Maria Menounos and her ass from the Entertainment Tonight Ripoff Hour. Who even watches Extra besides Maria stalkers like me, anyway? The people that still get their entertainment news from Mario Lopez on TV need to research this new thing called the internet. If they still need to stare at a down-low TV host trying to mask the obvious, they'll keep watching American Idol.

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Mario Lopez at The Grove in Hollywood (2/5)

To make good on his "lost" Super Bowl bet, Extra host and 49ers' fan Mario Lopez stripped down to his underwear yesterday [from his own "Rated M" line, the self-promoting prick], donned a Ravens' helmet, and ran a lap around The Grove in Hollywood. Mario Lopez. Who looks like a god damn Greek god. You dick. Hey, here's a better bet: You have to eat pizza and not work out for six months.

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Mario Lopez at The Grove in Hollywood (5/24)

Mario Lopez got kicked out of a Chinese restaurant a few weeks ago after becoming irate that they wouldn't accommodate his request for healthier food. "You go home, now!" From the National Enquirer:
"When Mario walked in he was gracious to the diners who recognized him, but his mood turned ugly when he didn't get his way with the wait staff," an eyewitness at CBS Seafood Restaurant tells The Enquirer. "He's very health conscious, and he wanted his stir fried dishes prepared without oil and for them to use low sodium soy and oyster sauce. It was unbelievable. He wanted them to change the entire way they cook their stir-fry dishes. He wanted the chefs to use water in place of oil in their woks. Mario tried to explain exactly what he wanted, but I don't think he or the waiter really understood each other because of the language barrier."

With each passing moment, Mario's voice got louder and louder. Then he yelled out, "Does anyone speak English here?" When the waiter responded "no," Mario lashed out with a profanity-laced tirade, adds the source. "The restaurant manager couldn't take the disruption anymore, so he went over to Mario and said, 'You need to leave now!' But Mario didn't budge. He said 'I'm not leaving until I get my food the way I want it.'" Mario eventually decided against staying, but only after the manager threatened to call the cops! (Print Edition - 6/15)
I'm confused, was Saved by the Bell a bigger hit than I remember? On the importance scale, A.C. Slater was lower than both Screech and Mr. Belding, so I'm not sure where all this confidence is coming from. Being an extra on a TV show called Extra shouldn't give Mario that much of an ego boost -- if he was smart, he'd pull a Natalee Holloway and just quietly disappear. In all seriousness Mario, I think I can help with your rage issue that most certainly has nothing to do with steroids so don't think that for a second. The next time you want to eat healthy food, how about you don't go to a restaurant that features fried everything? Or at least make sure to ask them -- politely -- to hold the HGH. Oopsie.

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Mario Lopez in Miami (3/25)

Just days after ex-wife Ali Landry finally spoke about the cheating incident that ended their week-old marriage in 2004, Mario Lopez went for a little jog Sunday in Miami. Shirtless of course. And then he did some pushups on the water, much like Jesus Christ used to do. I think he was trying to show off or something. Ali was right -- this guy's a total asshole.

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Ali Landry in Malibu in 2009

Hey, remember when Mario Lopez married Ali Landry (aka "Doritos Girl") in 2004 and then got caught cheating two weeks into the marriage? Because she does. Oh yes she does. With a vengeance. She said on The Wendy Williams Show last week:
"I never spoke about it after it happened. That's probably the most dramatic thing that ever happened to me in my life. It was absolutely horrible -- now I have a husband and children -- but it was terrible ... I had heard something right before the wedding. He swore that it was not true but I had that feeling in my gut. But all my family was flying away for our destination wedding and it was a big trip for them. I really should have put the brakes on it at that point, but I was afraid ... One of girlfriends said, 'If you really want to know, I know how to tap a phone.' The craziest thing. I thought, 'I don't want to tap his phone. This is the man I've been with, I should trust him.'"

Landry did it anyway and says that, after their honeymoon, she began noticing his calls from assorted woman.

"I confronted him and he denied it," said Landry. "He never apologized. Still to this day."
Oh, geez, this is embarrassing. Doesn't Ali know her position on Hollywood's totem pole? Here's a big hint: It's several notches below AC Slater. Why would that be, you ask? For starters, her career is over. I guess you can call that the finisher, too. At least Mario has been able to parlay his abs into that sweet gig on Extra, but what has Ali done? Nothing. You could say that if it wasn't for her genetic samples, we never would have met her clones Maria Menounos, Victoria Justice, and Vanessa Minnillo. But let's be real, anyone can find a hot brunette who can't hold a conversation -- it's called happy hour and it's fucking magical.

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Maria Menounos on the set of Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (3/13)

MY CAPTION: It's only "one in the stink" Mario, not two.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Mario Lopez interviewing Paris Hilton at The Grove in Hollywood (4/26)

MY CAPTION: ". . . and that's when I knew that I could fit a whole cucumber up there."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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