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Mario Batali at a benefit for the New York Food Bank in 2007

Since she can't bear to hang out with a fatty any longer, Gwyneth Paltrow is subtly letting her celebrity-chef-friend Mario Batali know that he needs to lose weight. Like yesterday. With friends like that . . . From the New York Post:
[Batali's] pal Gwyneth Paltrow gave him a free membership to the pricey gym that she and her fitness friend Tracy Anderson are opening in TriBeCa this summer, saving him the $4,500 membership fee and monthly bills. An insider said, "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change."
What exactly is going on at this gym that it costs $4,500 to join? Because if it's anything other than 24/7 blowjobs from hot chicks with big tits, Gwyneth Paltrow is a fucking idiot.

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