Mariah Carey in Ibiza
Here's Mariah Carey's breasts on vacation over the weekend in Ibiza. I guess this is her new photo strategy as it gets harder and harder to lose that vacation weight. Tits out. Rest of the body hidden. Take notes, ladies, and enjoy that funnel cake
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Mariah Carey in Portofino, Italy (6/26)
If you live outside of North Korea, you've no doubt noticed lately that Mariah Carey has been packing on the pounds. But she's still somehow wearing a bunch of form-fitting dresses and not looking absolutely hideous. What in the hell? It's all thanks to the magic of science. From Star:
Waiting for Mariah Carey to finally don some figure-flattering looks? Don't hold your breath! The diva, who has put on a few pounds in recent months, still insists upon stuffing herself into her itty-bitty dresses - by whatever means necessary! "Holy shit I may have just come up with my greatest idea ever:
Instead of just working out or buying new clothes, Mariah is wearing multiple layers of Spanx," tattles the insider, adding that her style team is sick of trying to squeeze her into dresses that clearly don't fit. "They're considering ripping out the tags of her dresses, so she doesn't know they picked out larger size. It's ridiculous, but no one wants to risk ticking Mariah off!"
- Buy stock in Spanx
- Inform Jonah Hill that they make Spanx for men
*25 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 30
Mariah Carey at the Hallmark Channel and Hallmark Movies & Mysteries Summer Press Tour in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Coco Austin and Ice-T leaving the Huffington Post office in New York (pics start here)
Tyra Banks at the premiere party for America's Next Top Model Cycle 22 in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Eric Dane and his wife Rebecca Gayheart running errands in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
America Ferrera at the live pitch event for The Next MacGyver at The Paley Center in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Pierce Brosnan leaving Ely Wine Bar in London (pics start here)
Miss USA Olivia Jordan doing a photoshoot on a double decker bus in New York (pics start here)
Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria Baldwin out and about in New York (pics start here)
Christina Milian performing at a sound check before the opening of her new pop up store "We Are Pop Culture" on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Nicole Kidman spotted leaving a commercial shoot at a private home in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Josh Brolin has lunch in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Reality star Lisa Vanderpump (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey in Formentera, Spain (7/1)
We almost lost Mariah Carey. While leaving her billionaire boyfriend's yacht to head into shore in Formentara, the heel on one of her Guccis caught on a step and she nearly fell face-first down them. Wow, what a glamorous way to die. That totally beats having your trailer home in Iowa blown away by a tornado.
*30 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey bikini pics! (Ibiza, Spain - 6/30)
Here's Mariah Carey and her big ol' boobies on vacation on her billionaire boyfriend James Packer's yacht off Ibiza. Rumors continues to mount that, after a whirlwind romance the past few weeks, Mariah and James are going to marry. James certainly ticks all the boxes of someone I'd want to settle down with. Huge yacht? Yes. Luxury villas all over the world? Yes. Vagina? Unfortunately, no, but I'm willing to overlook some things.
*44 Mariah Carey bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, June 29
Mariah Carey arriving at Ben Gurion Airport in Israel (pics start here)
Eva Longoria arriving for dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Australian models Cologne Schmidt and Nadia Fairfax shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell arriving at a tennis club in London (pics start here)
Justin Bieber leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Dutch model Daphne Groeneveld out and about in New York (pics start here)
Josh Duhamel leaving Early Word Cafe in Brentwood (pics start here)
Paula Patton out and about in New York (pics start here)
Jamie Chung arriving at at Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Amber Rose working out at a park in L.A. (pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon leaving her office in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Singer Ally Brooke arriving at The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)
*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey and her new boyfriend
Mariah Carey is now dating Australian billionaire James Packer. That's Mariah, James, and James' ex-girlfriend on his yacht over the weekend in Italy. Forcing your ex-girlfriend to pose for a picture with your current girlfriend. That's just how billionaires roll. I could never pull this off. Probably because I don't own a helicopter.
Mariah Carey's new album cover
Here's the cover of Mariah Carey's new album #1 to Infinity. I'm not gonna claim that Mariah doesn't actually look like that, but the guy that does all the photoshop work for Mariah's label just bought an island in the Caribbean. You can say work has been extremely lucrative lately.
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Mariah Carey in St. Barts (3/28)
Mariah Carey may be doing Bret Ratner. Mariah and the tremendously-overrated director -- who apparently likes large breasts -- were seen walking arm in arm while shopping on Saturday. Amazingly, Mariah has done the impossible. She actually managed to find someone more unlikable than Nick Canon. I guess that British dude who loves chopping westerners' heads off for ISIS was already taken.
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Mariah Carey at the Jamaica Jazz & Blues Festival in Trelawny, Jamaica (1/30)
Everyone says Mariah Carey was obviously lip-syncing at the Jamaica Jazz & Blues Festival on Friday, but I think they have it all wrong. I think she was just taking her performance to a whole new level by throwing her voice like a ventriloquist. Because she's that good. Hope you're taking notes, Taylor Swift.