Mariah Carey at Malibu Beach (11/4)
And I mean that headline in the nicest possible way. From
Pacific Coast News:
Sexy Mariah Carey shows off her curves as she films a new music video on the beach in LA. The "Precious" pop star oozed glamour as she danced and sang for the camera whilst wearing a revealing swimsuit. After the film crew got the shots, Mariah was wrapped up in a robe to fight off the cold!
After she left the beach, Mariah retreated to a cave in the nearby Santa Monica Mountains where she plans on sleeping through the winter.
Rihanna out and about in New York (11/2)
Rihanna and
Mariah Carey somehow squeezed both of their heads into the same club at the same time on Halloween night. And it was all downhill from there. From the
New York Post:
Mariah Carey and Rihanna refused to talk or be photographed together
at a Halloween bash. The dueling divas worked hard to upstage each
other at Carey's party at M2 Ultralounge. A source said Rihanna,
dressed as a tiger with a tail so long a security guard had to hold it
up, partied with three female friends and rapper Ne-Yo in a booth and
wouldn't cross the dance floor to pay her respects. Meanwhile Carey,
in a corset and giant angel wings, stayed with hubby Nick Cannon in
her VIP area. A spy said, "It was Mariah's party, but Rihanna didn't
want to be seen with her. And Mariah was not going over to greet
Rihanna. Mariah needed six guards to clear a path to the bathroom so
her wings wouldn't be dislodged."
If these two ever go to blows, Mariah better be careful -- Rihanna's already proven she knows how to take a punch by someone who weighs three times as much as her. That considered, you'd think after going through a very public domestic abuse case that Rihanna would have learned by now to avoid confrontation. I guess this just means Chris Brown was right all along about her: bitch just doesn't know how to listen.
Mariah Carey leaving the Copacabana Palace Hotel in Rio de Janeiro (10/24)
Is alcohol ruining Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's marriage? Sure, why not. Probably because it's so delicious! From the
National Enquirer:
Although Nick has been incredibly supportive of his superstar wife since they married in April 2008, he's fed up with her excessive partying and is blaming it for Mariah's inability to get pregnant, as well as her recent weight gain and bouts of insomnia, say insiders.
"Right now the situation is potentially explosive," a source divulged to The ENQUIRER. "They're still very much in love, but their problems are beginning to affect their marriage. Nick is demanding that Mariah cut back on the partying immediately. He hates that he's left to clean up the mess. The day after her boozing sessions is a nightmare for Nick because Mariah sleeps much of the day and then wakes up in a foul mood, and they end up fighting."
If Mariah is absolutely certain she wants to start a family, she could always do what most women in Hollywood do when they want to have a child:
in vitro surrogate K-Fed. I heard he actually impregnated a chick through email one time.
Mariah Carey Halloween Costume Mariah Carey and her Nick Cannon at M2 club in New York (10/31)
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey at his 29th birthday party at The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas (10/10)
I guess when your wife is worth roughly 10,000 times what you are, she can call you whatever the hell she wants. From the
New York Post:
Mariah Carey has a special name for husband Nick Cannon. At Cannon's birthday party at club Bank in Las Vegas the other night, the songstress presented him with a cake shaped like deejay turntables and inscribed with the message, "Happy Birthday DJ Sex Fingers -- Love, M.C.C." Carey then performed three of her songs for Cannon, including "I Want To Know What Love Is," before turning the party over to Cannon to dee jay.
Sorry Mariah, but calling Nick "DJ Sex Fingers" qualifies as copyright infringement -- the name already belongs to Samantha Ronson. Besides, what dude wants to be known for the sexiness of his fingers? If a guy's going to be nicknamed after his anatomy, he'd prefer to be called something like "DJ Horse Cock" or "DJ Can Lick His Own Eyebrows." Of course in Nick's case, a more fitting title for him would be "DJ Neutered." Just look at him in that picture. That is one defeated man.
Mariah Carey performing on the Today show in New York (10/2)
I simply refuse to believe this about my dear Mariah Carey, but apparently she's acting like a diva on the publicity tour for her new album
Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Lies! All lies! From
MSNBC:
“Her security is doing walk-throughs of her performance locations prior to her appearances, as if she’s the president or something,” said one person who was present at one such sweep.
It's even more intense on the day of a Carey performance, says the source. “She’ll show up with more than a dozen people on her team, and she’s been asking that the people who actually work there are removed from the floor and only her staffers be present,” said the source, who adds that the demand is not always met.
The level of high maintenance Carey is displaying while promoting both “Imperfect Angel” and her new film, “Precious”, didn’t surprise one person, who has worked with Carey in the past.
“We were paying for her travel, her expenses, and yet she still wanted to be compensated nearly six figures just for hair and makeup,” said the source.
Mariah doesn't need to be protected from ravenous fans -- she needs to be protected from
delicious cheesecake (if she really wants to hire a group of people to safeguard her health, she should stop adding bodyguards to her payroll and start employing nutritionists). Of course the biggest threat to Mariah's career isn't from a fan -- it's from her husband's penis. Can you imagine how crazy she would get if she was pregnant. Think Jack Nicholson in
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, but with way more butterflies.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at the premier of Precious at Alice Tully Hall in New York (10/3)
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Hayden Panettiere kissing a girl [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The diary of David Letterman's less-attractive intern revealed! [
Holy Taco]
+ Camilla Belle is gorgeous [
Just Jared]
+ Mischa Barton is cold *wink wink* [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Beyonce breaks her silence about Kanye [
PopEater]
+ Katy Perry showing off her fine cleavage [
Popoholic]
+ More Katrina Bowden bikini pics [
moejackson]
+ This isn't helping the Tom Cruise gay rumors [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Guy Ritchie calls Madonna retarded [
Cele|bitchy]
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Mariah Carey at a press conference for her film Precious at the Toronto International Film Festival (9/13)
Like Rihanna
in New York yesterday, Mariah Carey showed off her nipple Sunday at the Toronto International Film Festival. Also like Rihanna, Mariah hasn't been beaten up in six months. I'd say that's pretty good. Especially for Rihanna. On a side note, are domestic violence jokes ever
not funny?
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
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Mariah Carey at the premier of Precious at the Cannes Film Festival (5/15)
I should get into this whole "pop icon" thing. It seems like it pays really well. From the
New York Post:
Mariah Carey is celebrating Memorial Day with hubby Nick Cannon in Turkey -- and getting paid handsomely for it. The songbird, whose new album, "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel," will be released later this year, is getting $1.5 million to perform at the opening of "Europe's most expensive hotel," the Marden Palace Hotel in Antalya. Tom Jones is getting paid the same amount to croon his tunes. Also flown in for the gala are the Cannes crew: Sharon Stone, Richard Gere, Seal and Heidi Klum and Paris Hilton.
I guarantee that even though Mariah got paid a ridiculous amount of money to perform for a single evening, she was absolutely fuming that Tom Jones got paid the same amount. It is easy to see why the organizers pushed for the identical payday: both have over-processed hair, overtly large bulges in their undergarments, and an affinity for feminine-looking mates. That's right
Nick Cannon. I just called you out. What are you gonna do, pull my hair?
Mariah Carey at LAX (5/20)
Mariah Carey showed off a bit more than she intended Wednesday at LAX. When will celebs learn that tight black tops + no bra + cameras flashing = exposed nipples. It's like black magic what the paparazzi do with their cameras. To be fair, some celebs have learned. For example, Michael Moore won't step a foot out in public without a bra on anymore. Which leads to the obvious questions facing bloggers such as myself: when a man's with D-cup breasts takes off his shirt, do you have to censor the photos?
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