Mariah Carey arriving to her hotel in London (11/11)
With Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan's antics usually dominating the headlines, I think we sometimes forget how batshit crazy Mariah Carey. Thankfully, the
Daily Mail is here to remind us:
As one of the world's biggest stars, Mariah Carey doesn't know the meaning of the word No. But it appears Britain's health and safety officials are about to teach her. They have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre's Christmas lights.
The American singer had issued a string of extravagant requirements in return for her appearance at the Westfield complex in West London. The list - known in showbusiness circles as a 'rider' - included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights.
A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy. Miss Carey, 39, wants confetti shaped like butterflies, her favourite insect, to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.
You know what would be cool? If -- instead of Mariah being granted all these crazy requests -- someone just knocked her crazy ass out. "I'm sorry that we weren't able to get 100 white doves for your appearance Mariah. But the good news is that we were able to get Manny Pacquiao to punch you in the fucking jaw."
Mariah Carey leaving her hotel in London (11/13)
+
Ashley Greene really cleans up well [Hollywood Tuna]
+ WOW -- there's really no other way to put this [
The Superficial]
+ Who is the biggest celebrity on the internet? [
Wonderwall]
+
Cindy Crawford's cellulite [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Simpson looks like hell [
OK! Magazine]
+ I'm glad someone finally said it. She looks like a meth addict. [
IDLYITW]
+ Boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+
Twilight's Christian Serratos looking drop-dead sexy [
Popoholic]
+ This might be the worst idea for a movie ever [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Oh this is just gross [
Dlisted]
+ I never tire of girls making out [
Double Viking]
+ Chick fight! Chick fight! With video! [
Busted Coverage]
+ Show off crashes his Ferrari [
Attuworld]
Mariah Carey leaving a nightclub in London (11/16)
Damn, I've never seen Mariah so drunk and Nick so happy. Someone that night didn't have to ask permission to have sex! That was wrong. I shouldn't be joking about having sex with a passed-out woman. It's rarely funny.
Mariah Carey outside her hotel in London (11/11)
I call this game: "Spot the guy who wants to fuck Mariah Carey." It's sorta like the street version of
Where's Waldo?. Ready, go!
Mariah Carey at Malibu Beach (11/4)
And I mean that headline in the nicest possible way. From
Pacific Coast News:
Sexy Mariah Carey shows off her curves as she films a new music video on the beach in LA. The "Precious" pop star oozed glamour as she danced and sang for the camera whilst wearing a revealing swimsuit. After the film crew got the shots, Mariah was wrapped up in a robe to fight off the cold!
After she left the beach, Mariah retreated to a cave in the nearby Santa Monica Mountains where she plans on sleeping through the winter.
Rihanna out and about in New York (11/2)
Rihanna and
Mariah Carey somehow squeezed both of their heads into the same club at the same time on Halloween night. And it was all downhill from there. From the
New York Post:
Mariah Carey and Rihanna refused to talk or be photographed together
at a Halloween bash. The dueling divas worked hard to upstage each
other at Carey's party at M2 Ultralounge. A source said Rihanna,
dressed as a tiger with a tail so long a security guard had to hold it
up, partied with three female friends and rapper Ne-Yo in a booth and
wouldn't cross the dance floor to pay her respects. Meanwhile Carey,
in a corset and giant angel wings, stayed with hubby Nick Cannon in
her VIP area. A spy said, "It was Mariah's party, but Rihanna didn't
want to be seen with her. And Mariah was not going over to greet
Rihanna. Mariah needed six guards to clear a path to the bathroom so
her wings wouldn't be dislodged."
If these two ever go to blows, Mariah better be careful -- Rihanna's already proven she knows how to take a punch by someone who weighs three times as much as her. That considered, you'd think after going through a very public domestic abuse case that Rihanna would have learned by now to avoid confrontation. I guess this just means Chris Brown was right all along about her: bitch just doesn't know how to listen.
Mariah Carey leaving the Copacabana Palace Hotel in Rio de Janeiro (10/24)
Is alcohol ruining Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's marriage? Sure, why not. Probably because it's so delicious! From the
National Enquirer:
Although Nick has been incredibly supportive of his superstar wife since they married in April 2008, he's fed up with her excessive partying and is blaming it for Mariah's inability to get pregnant, as well as her recent weight gain and bouts of insomnia, say insiders.
"Right now the situation is potentially explosive," a source divulged to The ENQUIRER. "They're still very much in love, but their problems are beginning to affect their marriage. Nick is demanding that Mariah cut back on the partying immediately. He hates that he's left to clean up the mess. The day after her boozing sessions is a nightmare for Nick because Mariah sleeps much of the day and then wakes up in a foul mood, and they end up fighting."
If Mariah is absolutely certain she wants to start a family, she could always do what most women in Hollywood do when they want to have a child:
in vitro surrogate K-Fed. I heard he actually impregnated a chick through email one time.
Mariah Carey Halloween Costume Mariah Carey and her Nick Cannon at M2 club in New York (10/31)
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey at his 29th birthday party at The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas (10/10)
I guess when your wife is worth roughly 10,000 times what you are, she can call you whatever the hell she wants. From the
New York Post:
Mariah Carey has a special name for husband Nick Cannon. At Cannon's birthday party at club Bank in Las Vegas the other night, the songstress presented him with a cake shaped like deejay turntables and inscribed with the message, "Happy Birthday DJ Sex Fingers -- Love, M.C.C." Carey then performed three of her songs for Cannon, including "I Want To Know What Love Is," before turning the party over to Cannon to dee jay.
Sorry Mariah, but calling Nick "DJ Sex Fingers" qualifies as copyright infringement -- the name already belongs to Samantha Ronson. Besides, what dude wants to be known for the sexiness of his fingers? If a guy's going to be nicknamed after his anatomy, he'd prefer to be called something like "DJ Horse Cock" or "DJ Can Lick His Own Eyebrows." Of course in Nick's case, a more fitting title for him would be "DJ Neutered." Just look at him in that picture. That is one defeated man.
Mariah Carey performing on the Today show in New York (10/2)
I simply refuse to believe this about my dear Mariah Carey, but apparently she's acting like a diva on the publicity tour for her new album
Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Lies! All lies! From
MSNBC:
“Her security is doing walk-throughs of her performance locations prior to her appearances, as if she’s the president or something,” said one person who was present at one such sweep.
It's even more intense on the day of a Carey performance, says the source. “She’ll show up with more than a dozen people on her team, and she’s been asking that the people who actually work there are removed from the floor and only her staffers be present,” said the source, who adds that the demand is not always met.
The level of high maintenance Carey is displaying while promoting both “Imperfect Angel” and her new film, “Precious”, didn’t surprise one person, who has worked with Carey in the past.
“We were paying for her travel, her expenses, and yet she still wanted to be compensated nearly six figures just for hair and makeup,” said the source.
Mariah doesn't need to be protected from ravenous fans -- she needs to be protected from
delicious cheesecake (if she really wants to hire a group of people to safeguard her health, she should stop adding bodyguards to her payroll and start employing nutritionists). Of course the biggest threat to Mariah's career isn't from a fan -- it's from her husband's penis. Can you imagine how crazy she would get if she was pregnant. Think Jack Nicholson in
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, but with way more butterflies.
