Mariah Carey


Oh hi Mariah Carey's boobs

You gotta love crazy. Mariah Carey posted some pics to Instagram over the weekend, and in one of them -- above -- you can see part of her nipple. She's since deleted it, but the damage is already done: now all of Hollywood knows you have awesomely-large breasts, Mariah! It'll be hours before you work in this town again!

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  • Mariah Carey Instagram Nips 1
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Mariah Carey on her way to the NBC Upfront at Radio City Music Hall in New York (5/16)

Is it ever possible to wear high heels and fishnet leggings without looking like an '80s hooker? No, no it's not. You can tell that guy behind Mariah really wants to ask how much, but is too afraid that she may be undercover vice.

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  • Mariah Carey Hooker Look 1
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Mariah Carey leaving a party at 10AK nightclub in L.A. (5/6)

Mariah Carey headlined the bat mitzvah of her manager Stella's 13-year-old daughter Mishka on Friday night, and oh, hello nipple. As most rabbis say: the bat mitzvah hasn't really started until the first nipple makes an appearance. Right? Rabbis say that, right? I probably shouldn't try to learn about religion by watching porn.

*21 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Nipple Slippage 1
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Mariah Carey arriving at VIP Room nightclub in Paris (4/22)

Here's Mariah Carey's suffering a wardrobe malfunction last night outside the VIP Room in Paris. Does it seem strange to anyone that Mariah is 46, but still likes lollipops and stickers? I'm talking about nipple stickers, but you know she still calls her friends over so they can trade them and talk about boys.

*25 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Nipple Malfunction 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, April 20

Mariah Carey leaving the Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris (pics start here)

Bella Thorne filming her new movie You Get Me at Santa Monica Beach (pics start here)

Otmara Marrero at the Crackle Upfront Presentation in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Lawrence walking her dog in New York (pics start here)

Benjamin McKenzie and his girlfriend Morena Baccarin out and about in New York (pics start here)

Tom Cruise on the set of The Mummy in London (pics start here)

Madonna riding her bike in London (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy leaving Sirius Radio studios in New York (pics start here)

Kelly Overton on the set of Van Helsing in Vancouver (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner leaving the George V hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Sienna Miller and Tom Hiddleston at a screening of High Rise during the Tribeca Film Festival (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving a juice bar in Santa Monica (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 19, and Sunday, March 20

Mariah Carey arriving back at her hotel in Manchester, UK (pics start here)

Jodie Sweetin leaving a dance studio in Hollywood after rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars (pics start here)

Rita Ora arriving at Heathrow Airport in London from Milan (pics start here)

Nick Lachey and his wife Vanessa Lachey out and about in Dublin, Ireland (pics start here)

Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas leaving a studio together in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nikki Reed departing on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Shannen Doherty and her husband Kurt Iswarienko walking along the Champs-Elysees in Paris (pics start here)

Elizabeth Berkley taking her kids to see the Easter Bunny at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart running errands in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sharon Stone arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Maggie Gyllenhaal out and about in Manhattan (pics start here)

Al Pacino leaves E Baldi restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey London Jugs 1
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Mariah Carey at the Malibu Fair last year

Mariah Carey is still god damn nuts. How nuts? Try: "fly her dogs home in first class when she's not even with them" nuts. From Page SIx:
Carey's canine coterie flew first class on American Airlines on Monday from Aspen, Colo., where she also has a home. She traveled to LA on her own from New York just days after [Australian billionaire James] Packer presented her with a 35-carat diamond ring worth $10 million.

Sources say two of the pop superstar's pups, Jack Russells named Cha Cha and Jill E. Beans, rode in the deluxe cabin to join her and Packer in LA.

One said, "Mariah's dogs only fly first. But the two pets hate each other, so [they] have to be placed in separate kennels for the journey and travel with two separate members of her staff." The trip will cost over $2,000 per pooch, according to the source.
To recap: Mariah Carey's dogs are just like any other dogs. They sniff butts, pee on stuff, kill birds, lick their own penises, maybe eat a little poop here and there. But she still doesn't want them associating with people who can only afford coach tickets. That is how little she thinks of ordinary people like you and me. Note to self: punch Mariah Carey in one of her two chins the next time you see her.

*20 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey First Class Dogs 1
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Bikini in 10 degree weather. A tradition for rich, insane people.

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Decorating cookies because the help never showed up because they don't have chains for their tires.

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First time she's picked up a chef's knife in her life. I think she's holding it backwards. Fucking help. They're so fired.

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The mall? When you're stupid rich, Santa comes to you.

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Stupid help. Good luck using her as a reference.

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Christmas Tree #1

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Christmas Tree #2.

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Christmas Tree #3. Bitch had three Christmas trees. And they're probably old-growth. Even the Kardashian are impressed.

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Mariah Carey in Ibiza

Here's Mariah Carey's breasts on vacation over the weekend in Ibiza. I guess this is her new photo strategy as it gets harder and harder to lose that vacation weight. Tits out. Rest of the body hidden. Take notes, ladies, and enjoy that funnel cake

*5 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Boobs Shot 1
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Mariah Carey in Portofino, Italy (6/26)

If you live outside of North Korea, you've no doubt noticed lately that Mariah Carey has been packing on the pounds. But she's still somehow wearing a bunch of form-fitting dresses and not looking absolutely hideous. What in the hell? It's all thanks to the magic of science. From Star:
Waiting for Mariah Carey to finally don some figure-flattering looks? Don't hold your breath! The diva, who has put on a few pounds in recent months, still insists upon stuffing herself into her itty-bitty dresses - by whatever means necessary! "

Instead of just working out or buying new clothes, Mariah is wearing multiple layers of Spanx," tattles the insider, adding that her style team is sick of trying to squeeze her into dresses that clearly don't fit. "They're considering ripping out the tags of her dresses, so she doesn't know they picked out larger size. It's ridiculous, but no one wants to risk ticking Mariah off!"
Holy shit I may have just come up with my greatest idea ever:

  1. Buy stock in Spanx
  2. Inform Jonah Hill that they make Spanx for men
  3. Profit
If you need me, I'll be sipping a daiquiri on an island in the Caribbean I just bought..

*25 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Spanx Love 1
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