Maria Menounos bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 1/4)
Here's more pics of Maria Menounos in a bikini in Cabo San Lucas, these taken on Saturday. I'm just gonna start calling her Athena, because she looks like a Greek Goddess. Does anyone know if Maria was actually born from her father's skull, fully grown and dressed for battle, or did she have a more traditional birth?
*30 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 1/2)
Pretty much anyone who's anyone is vacationing in Cabo San Lucas right now -- including Maria Menounos who was spotted in a bikini yesterday. Sorry for the grainy pics. Apparently the paparazzi down in Mexico use nothing but iPhones. They were gonna upgrade their cameras, but, you know, maybe they'll get to it tomorrow.
*25 Maria Menounos bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos wants women to hate her
Maria Menounos says she maintains her smoking hot bikini body by not dieting and rarely working out. "You bitch," said every woman in America. She tells Life & Style:
"Diets are confining. I don't count calories. I just try to eat as many fruits and vegetables as I can, stuff from the ground." What else is the star saying about diets? They don't work! "The secret is looking at it as a health thing and not a skinny thing." Maria is not the only one saying no to fad diets; A-listers Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff, Selma Blair and Isla Fisher are all loading up on clean produce that's tasty and trimming.Fat. You're all fat animals with no self control. Hey, that's not me saying it, it's Maria -- she just sugarcoats it so you ladies can swallow and smile (of course that much sugar could possibly lead to diabetes, so consider losing some weight). She also claims to not work out, so apparently her metabolism is off the charts, while yours dwells somewhere between Melissa McCarthy and the now extinct Giant Ground Sloth. Look, Maria Menounos is better than you, so just shut your mouths and keep pretending to be her while you three-finger yourselves watching her on Extra.
She also spoke to the mag about her relaxed exercise mantra. "I do work out. But it's random. I might go to the gym twice a week and then I won't see it for another couple months."
*35 Maria Menounos bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos and Sofia Vergara at the 65th Annual Primtetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles (9/22)
If you're like the other 95% of America, you didn't watch the Emmys last night. But fear not, because Celebslam has the only recap you'll need: The Best Drama was Breaking Bad, the Best Comedy was Modern Family, and Maria Menounos and Sofia Vergara looked fucking amazing. Like, awkwardly so. Like, all the other actresses there didn't want to get within 40 feet of them. "Oh crap, run!"
*20 Emmy Awards pictures total in the gallery: