Maria Menounos wants women to hate her
Maria Menounos says she maintains her smoking hot bikini body by not dieting and rarely working out. "You bitch," said every woman in America. She tells Life & Style:
"Diets are confining. I don't count calories. I just try to eat as many fruits and vegetables as I can, stuff from the ground." What else is the star saying about diets? They don't work! "The secret is looking at it as a health thing and not a skinny thing." Maria is not the only one saying no to fad diets; A-listers Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff, Selma Blair and Isla Fisher are all loading up on clean produce that's tasty and trimming.Fat. You're all fat animals with no self control. Hey, that's not me saying it, it's Maria -- she just sugarcoats it so you ladies can swallow and smile (of course that much sugar could possibly lead to diabetes, so consider losing some weight). She also claims to not work out, so apparently her metabolism is off the charts, while yours dwells somewhere between Melissa McCarthy and the now extinct Giant Ground Sloth. Look, Maria Menounos is better than you, so just shut your mouths and keep pretending to be her while you three-finger yourselves watching her on Extra.
She also spoke to the mag about her relaxed exercise mantra. "I do work out. But it's random. I might go to the gym twice a week and then I won't see it for another couple months."
*35 Maria Menounos bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos and Sofia Vergara at the 65th Annual Primtetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles (9/22)
If you're like the other 95% of America, you didn't watch the Emmys last night. But fear not, because Celebslam has the only recap you'll need: The Best Drama was Breaking Bad, the Best Comedy was Modern Family, and Maria Menounos and Sofia Vergara looked fucking amazing. Like, awkwardly so. Like, all the other actresses there didn't want to get within 40 feet of them. "Oh crap, run!"
*20 Emmy Awards pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 8
Maria Menounos walking her dogs in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Zack Braff and Taylor Bagley leaving Madeo's in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Selma Blair and her son out and about in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Magic Johnson's son E.J. Johnson arriving at Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)
Uma Thurman out and about in Saint Tropez (pics start here)
Gwen Stefani takes her family to the Underwood Family Farm in Simi Valley (pics start here)
Orlando Bloom arriving at a park with his son in New York (pics start here)
Larry King's wife Shawn Southwick is getting her hair done in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Teresa Palmer eating at M Cafe in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Paris Hilton out and about in Malibu (pics start here)
Kaley Cuoco riding a horse at a riding club in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Justin Bartha and his fiancee Lia Smith getting lunch in Los Angeles (pics start here)
*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos bikini pics!
Here's more of Maria Menounos celebrating her birthday in Mykonos, these taken yesterday. You may notice that Maria's bikini is the same pattern of the Greek flag. That kind of disrespect may go down in Greece, what with their lack of a flag code, but if you try that shit in 'merica, bitch, you'll get cut.
FUN FACT OF THE DAY: High quality clay and barite were mined on the eastern side of Mykonos until the late 1900s, so if that question ever comes up on Jeopardy, you totally owe me.
*40 Maria Menounos Greek bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos in Mykonos, Greece (6/19)
Here's Maria Menounos celebrating her 35th birthday like I'm sure most of us do -- with a lavish vacation in Mykonos. Okay okay, I don't always go to exotic European locales to celebrate my birthday. For example, last year I went island hopping in Hawaii for a month. Because in this economy, you gotta be a bit more budget conscious, and sometimes it's nice to stay local to North America.
*35 Maria Menounos Greece pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos is really good looking
I don't know what it is about Maria Menounos, but she keeps getting hotter and hotter every time I see here. I think she might be some kind of witch. If this was the olden times, she would have been thrown down a well by now and it would have been perfectly legal. Anyways, this is Maria celebrating her 35th birthday on Saturday with a Luau-themed bash sponsored by Patron and attended by Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, and Perez Hilton. Hitler was also invited, but it turns out he died 68 years ago.
*30 Maria Menounos bikini pictures total in the gallery: