Shannon De Lima in all her glory
Marc Anthony's rep says the split between he and girlfriend Shannon De Lima is amicable, but she's most certainly lying because Marc Anthony looks like Marc Anthony and Shannon De Lima looks like Shannon De Lima. You're not fooling anyone here, bitch. From People
"Marc is no longer dating model Shannon de Lima," his rep Blanca Lasalle tells People exclusively. "The amicable breakup became official right in mid-January."
De Lima and Anthony - who went public with the romance last January on Twitter by calling his model girlfriend "my statue of liberty" - didn't show any sign of discord before their split. The reason for their split? "The truth is they have been having a great time together, but it no longer worked," says a source.
"I'm having so much fun banging this hot chick, I think I'm gonna leave before I'm finished" . . . I'm sure that's something we've all done, right fellas? If we're supposed to believe this, for the third time, Marc Anthony hooks up with a chick way hotter than his status allows, only to dump her like a stack of herpes . . . and I'm supposed to believe he doesn't have a hankerin' for trouser baloney? I don't see anything wrong with dumping Miss Universe Dayanara Torres
for a low-level A-lister like J. Lo, but now he's dumping his current hottie for who? Probably a hole in the wall of a truck stop bathroom stall. I will be shocked as well as impressed if Marc can keep his name off a certain giant quilt everybody stares at but nobody wants to be on.*25 Shannon De Lima pictures total in the gallery:
Shannon de Lima bikini pics!
(Miami - 11/10)
Here's some pics of Marc Anthony and his girlfriend, model Shannon de Lima, in Miami last week. Poor Mark -- he looks so sad. Every minute of every day he must regret splitting from J.Lo
and hooking up with this hot piece of ass who's 19 years younger. "If only I had some psycho bitch yelling at me for no reason whatsoever right now . . . *sigh* . . ."*30 Shannon de Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Shannon De Lima at the 27th Anniversary of Sports Spectacular at the Hyatt Regency in Century City
Marc Anthony and his new girlfriend Shannon De Lima attended the 27th Anniversary of Sports Spectacular last night (that's a real thing, I guess), and holy shit she is hot. If this is the kind of ass he can pull, what took him so long to dump J.Lo
? If anything, I think he's more gay after seeing this chick.*34 Shannon De Lima pictures total in the gallery:
Did Jada Pinkett Smith cheat with Marc Anthony?
Was it Marc Anthony who broke up
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's marriage? Without a doubt, maybe
. He either did or he didn't, and I feel very comfortable in making that claim. In Touch Weekly
Although Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are still publicly pretending that their "marriage is intact,"
They were seen
holding hands at the mall today, for what that's worth.
In Touch has the shocking behind-the-scenes story of their major marriage trouble. For months, an insider says, Will had been harboring suspicions that Jada had grown “uncomfortably close” to her HawthoRNe co-star and their friend Marc Anthony, who was still married to superstar Jennifer Lopez. Superstar
? Interesting choice of words there. I would have used massive bitch
“Will expressed worry to some close to him that there was more than just on-set chemistry between Jada and Marc,” the insider tells In Touch. So when Jada told Will she needed space and moved from their Malibu mansion into their Hidden Hills estate — and began spending more time traveling without the family — Will grew increasingly paranoid. In early August, he decided to confront his gnawing doubts about Jada and made a surprise visit to his wife. And, sadly, his suspicions were seemingly confirmed. “He left crying,” the insider confides to In Touch. "He was very upset."
So, I don't see what the big deal is? Maybe he had just watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
. . .
"He said Marc was with Jada."
For more details about Jada and Marc's relationship, the Smiths' secret separation, and J. Lo's involvement, pick up this week's issue of In Touch Weekly.
Will grew suspicious when his wife moved out of the house and started living somewhere else? Wow, how was he ever able to focus his incredible deductive reasoning skills and figure out that something was wrong? Of course, considering who she was married to, you can't really blame Jada for moving on to someone else. If Will were any further in the closet, he'd be in Narnia. *14 Jada Pinkett Smith pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lopez at NRJ studios in Paris
Of course he nailed a flight attendant. I wouldn't post that headline and then write a story about how Marc Anthony never had sex with a flight attendant because he's such a great family man. Us Weekly
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced their surprising split last Friday, but the duo came close to parting ways two years ago because of Anthony's fling with a flight attendant. In the new Us Weekly, out now, a source says that Anthony, 42, hooked up with a flight attendant he met aboard a private plane in 2009.
"Marc and Jennifer almost split up over it," the source tells Us of the couple, parents to 3-year-old twins Emme and Max.
Seconds another insider: "Jennifer was going to leave him then, but Marc begged her to stay. They went to marriage counseling and she decided to give it another shot. He was someone she truly loved."
In Marc's defense, having sex with flight attendants can be really fun. I'd rather put my penis into a beehive than Jennifer Lopez for seven straight years.*16 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split up
In a joint statement today, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced that they're splitting up. The couple have been married seven years and have two children, twins Max and Emme. They said:
"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved, and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time."
Yikes, seven years of marriage to J.Lo. Give this man a medal. I was already sick of her by the seventh image in this gallery.*11 Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Miami Dolphins vs New Orleans Saints game at Land Shark Stadium in Miami
I'm always surprised when I see Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony out in public together. You'd think she would keep him locked away in a cage at home so no other woman could steal him away. Or at least give him a stick to defend himself in case he's attacked by an unruly mob of supermodels.
Jennifer Lopez at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills
J.Lo was spotted again
not wearing her wedding ring, this time at the Golden Globes on Sunday. But she has a perfectly valid excuse why she didn't have the ring on that doesn't have to do with divorce so quit talking about divorce nope definitely not getting a divorce. It clashed with her dress. Lopez told In Touch Weekly
"Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress. Divorce is not — and was never — an option."
Hey J.Lo, guess what I'm looking at on my wall right now. Yup, a college degree. And I didn't buy it off the internet. If we forget the fact that I blog for a living, I think that validates that I'm not completely retarded. That's who your comment was aimed at, right? Retarded people? It didn't go with the dress? Have you ever heard a lamer excuse than that? She might has well have said her dog ate it.