Malin Akerman

Paparazzi photos from Friday, March 1

Malin Akerman arriving at Gelson's Market in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Webb practicing for the reality diving show Splash in L.A. (pics start here)

Natalie Portman out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Julianne Hough arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Mandy Moore leaving a grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Busy Philipps shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Halle Berry at a screening of The Call at the Showplace Icon Theater in Chicago (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sophia Bush at the launch of The Dukes of Melrose at the Sunset Tower in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mila Kunis arriving back at the Claridge's Hotel in London after taping The Graham Norton Show (pics start here)

Mariah Carey leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis out and about in New York (pics start here)

*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman on her way to a grocery store in Los Feliz (2/10)

Malin Akerman flipped off the paparazzi on Sunday knowing full well that the pictures would be posted to the internet by blogs like Celebslam -- an internet known to be frequented by many Asians and Mexicans. I think I speak for all Asians doing homework right now and Mexicans too lazy to respond to this post in saying that her racism is simply unacceptable! You should be ashamed of yourself!

*10 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, December 10

Malin Akerman on the set of Trophy Wife in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio heading to pilates class in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Basinger out and about in Maui (pics start here)

Lea Michele arriving to an appearance at Kohls in L.A. (pics start here)

Josh Brolin and Diane Lane leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Hilary Duff heading to a yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera on her way to lunch at Houston's in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson Christmas shopping in Vancouver (pics start here)

Britney Spears leaving a dance studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt leaving Rite Aid in Hollywood (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore leaving The Pikey Cafe & Bar in Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman leaving Urth Caffe in Beverly Hills (6/9)

No bra? Check. Raging cameltoe? Check. Maybe Malin Akerman can walk around tonight with a giant spotlight on herself.

*20 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman in the June issue of Shape magazine

+ Sofia Vergara looking hot for Cover Girl [Caught on Set]

+ Micaela Schaefer showing some incredible sideboob [Drunken Stepfather]
+ J.Lo's boobs falling out of her dress [The Superficial]
+ Minka Kelly pokies (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Courtney Stodden frolicking in a bikini [Celebuzz]

+ Ha Ha, you suck Kate Gosselin [Evil Beet]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow being annoying [Socialite Life]
+ 'Sup boobs [Double Viking]
+ Khloe Kardashian is fucking high [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Sexy OK City Thunder dancer Alexis

*5 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman in the May issue of Maxim

+ Goal of the year? [BroBible]

+ Naked musical chairs! (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kate Upton showing off her slamming body [Popoholic]
+ Portia de Rossi wearing a see-thru dress [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna is not wearing makeup [moejackson]
+ Amanda Seyfried looking sex on the Lovelace poster [The Blemish]

+ Beyonce has some issues [Cele|bitchy]
+ Douchebag Alert! [Evil Beet]
+ What was up with Diane Keaton on Colbert? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Scarlett Johansson is officially a star [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Amanda Roadmen looking ridiculous

*15 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman out and about in Venice Beach (8/26)

*10 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman at the opening night of the musical Rock of Ages at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood (2/15)

+ This chick is way hotter as a blonde [PopEater]

+ Rebecca Romijn wearing the shortest shorts EVER [The Superficial]
+ Kourtney Kardashian is engaged? Maybe? [Celebuzz]
+ Irina Shayk's SI bikini pictures. Hot damn. [IDLYITW]
+ The new Wonder Woman is hot as hell! [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Victoria's secret is that she hires insanely hot models [Caught on Set]
+ Jessica Alba is one hot pregnant mama [Popoholic]
+ Kate Upton is one seriously stacked model [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Karissa Shannon is slutty at everything she does [moejackson]
+ Pretty much the coolest guy in the world [College Humor]

+ What in the hell am I looking at? [Dlisted]
+ Ryan Phillippe rejected by Rihanna [The Blemish]
+ Cat vs. Dog vs. Stuff [CityRag]
+ I think those boobs might be fake [Double Viking]

*16 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman replaces Lindsay Lohan in Inferno

While you were away over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan was dropped from the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno (i.e. literally the only thing she had going in life), and replaced with Malin Akerman. The director of the film Matthew Wilder told E!:

"We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support," Wilder says. "Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her—and some other issues—have made it impossible for us to go forward."

Another source lied to Radar:

"Lindsay has realized that in order to get her life and career back on track, she has to be very selective with her projects," the insider says.  "She wants to pursue projects like the ones that made her successful.

"She also realizes that she doesn't need to identify with roles that relate to issues she dealt with. Everyone on her treatment team has stressed that."

Oh yeah, clearly Lindsay has so much going for her right now that she can afford to be very selective. Her career is like a rocket, soaring to heights unkown. Everyone wants her. Martin Scorsese actually called her at Betty Ford just the other day. He asked if her refrigerator was running and then giggled uncontrollably and hung up.

*20 Malin Akerman pictures total in the gallery:

Malin Akerman is not safe for work

Malin Akerman is in next month's Details and, I don't want to spoil the surprise, but she's lacking sufficient clothing in a few of the pictures (here, here, and here -- all semi-NSFW). Also, the shark dies at the end of Jaws. Oops, there's another spoiler. I'll shut up now.

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Sorry.