Maksim Chmerkovskiy


Kate Upton is single

After six months of dating, Kate Upton and her boyfriend, professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy, have split up. There was a rumor late last month that the two were having problems, and now "multiple sources" have confirmed the break-up to Us Weekly:
"They are really good friends still and speak all the time, but their schedules just made it too difficult and it fell apart," an insider tells Us. "[Chmerkovskiy] has a lot of respect for her, but it just wasn't working anymore."
Schedule problems? Oh that's rich. Take a look at that picture of Kate above and tell me that you'd ever dump her because she gets off at 5, but you're never off until 7. Schedule problems sounds like a euphemism for "I fucked a Dancing with the Stars groupie and now Kate won't return my calls." Don't forget your seat belt, Maksim. It's a bumpy ride back down into irrelevance.

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Kate Upton in her work uniform

Are Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerwhatshisface on the verge of splitting up? Sure, why the hell not. From Radar:
It may not be a match made in heaven, after all. Sports Illustrated cover girl Kate Upton's relationship with her ex-Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Maksim Chmerkovskiy has hit a major rough patch less than two months after the pair went public, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

"Maks has been telling friends that he is no longer bringing Kate to a wedding that they were both scheduled to attend together," a source close to the couple dished. "Maks isn't saying anything bad about her, but it's a very telling development that she's no longer accompanying him to the wedding."
Damn right Maksim isn't saying anything bad about Kate. He might be the douchiest member of the Dancing with the Former Stars cast, but even twinkle toes knows that no reality star has ever talked shit about a legitimate celebrity and lived to tell the tale (go ahead and Google Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis if you don't believe me). Nope, Maks is gonna be a good boy and do nothing but heap the most loving compliments on Kate and her awesome rack. It's that or he'll be heading back to Siberia before his next Cha Cha with Shelly Long or the dad on Family Matters or Lenin's corpse or whoever the hell else they plug into that poor excuse for a TV show. I seriously can't believe people actually watch that crap. Now, if you'll pardon me, I have a Storage Wars marathon to catch.

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Kate Upton for Beach Bunny

Maksim Chmerkovskiy says he feels lucky to be nailing his girlfriend Kate Upton. Well, duh. I feel lucky enough just to beat off to her. He told told Extra:
"Things are going great... I think I got lucky... she's an amazing girl." He added, "Everyone is happy, we are enjoying each other's company."

As for reports that Kate got an apartment to be closer to Maks, he clarified, "I live in New Jersey, she got an apartment in Manhattan."
Well no shit, Maksim is one lucky foreigner. How lucky a bastard is he? He's Kevin Federline lucky, yo. Maks actually might be luckier, because K-Fed infected Britney Spears when she was clearly not the biggest pop star in the world, whereas Kate and those sweet knockers can only get bigger and more popular. This might be the biggest relationship fame exchange since Yoko Ono ran the "me so horny" play on John Lennon, effectively destroying The Beatles.

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Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy out and about in the West Village of New York (9/26)

After months of rumors, more rumors, and even pregnancy rumors, Kate Upton has officially gone public with her boyfriend Maksim Chmerkovskiy. That's the two of them holding hands in the West Village late last week. Whatever, dude. Besides fame, fortune, a mysterious Eastern European persona, and the 7% body fat that comes with professional dancing, I don't see what this guy has that I don't.

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Is Kate Upton pregnant?

The New York Daily News is suggesting that Kate Upton's boyfriend Maksin Chmersomething may have knocked her up. Well either that or she's a fat recovering alcoholic.
Upton and Chmerkovskiy were still on the party circuit [Sunday] night, this time hitting a VMA party at Little Italy hotspot Goldbar.

"There was lots of P.D.A.," says one insider.

Tongues started wagging when some guests said a glowing Upton, still wearing white, appeared to have been sporting a baby bump. Speculation was further fueled by the fact the 21-year-old model didn't drink booze at the bash.
Oh well, it was nice enjoying Kate during her short run on the A-List. I don't mean to be an insensitive prick, but come on, dude. Kate Upton is no Adriana Lima (who seems to lose weight DURING her pregnancies due to her heathen Brazilian Jujitsu/voodoo). No, I'm sorry to say that Kate gives off fat vibes, so her career as one of the beautiful people is on the line. Now if Kate is serious about staying in the modeling world, she'll need to use her God-given tools -- her fingers -- to take food out instead of shoveling it in. Let's assume the kid gets farted out by May '14, Kate will have an entire month to jam those filthy digits down her neck hole and lose the baby weight by bikini season. The world is watching, Kate, make daddy proud.

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Kate Upton wearing nothing but body paint

According to Us Weekly, Dancing with the Stars' pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy is dating Kate Upton. Oh, I bet it's because of her nice personality.
[Kate Upton] is rumored to be dating Dancing With the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy, multiple insiders tell Us Weekly exclusively. "It's very new," a source says of the stars' alleged romance. "They were set up through friends. They just started dating."

When contacted by Us, Chmerkovskiy's rep declined to comment on his personal life. A source close to Upton, meanwhile, said that the two are not dating and that they have known each other for a long time and are just good friends. Her rep had no comment.

Whatever their status, the pair certainly looked like a couple when they dined a deux at Scalinatella in New York City's Upper East Side neighborhood. "They were very canoodly," an eyewitness tells Us, noting that the birthday girl and her purported beau arrived late and were holding hands at the table. "It was a very intimate meal."
Of course the dancer boy is giving it to Kate real good -- Maksim's standing in the entertainment world gets a major upgrade by letting us know he's piping an A-list model. Want to know who gets downgraded? Kate Upton. She's taking the cream filling from a freaking reality star. The only difference between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is the stupid nickname . . . and a murky immigration status. Kate's management team probably added in the "just friends" part, because as we all know, the best way to lose status in the business is to spread the catcher's mitt for your fans. Ain't that right, Britney?

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 30

Reality star Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Dancing with the Stars) hosting Mix 106.1's Monster Bash in Philadelphia (pics start here)

Sharon Stone leaving Cecconi's in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens out for a walk at Wilacre Park in Studio City (pics start here)

Salma Hayek catching a private jet out of L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Hudson leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff heading to yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)

Christina Milian at a car wash in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Fitness guru Jillian Michaels (The Biggest Loser) out and about in Malibu (pics start here)

Kelly Brook shopping in London (pics start here)

Kristen Stewart outside her hotel in L.A. (pics start here)

Christa B. Allen on the set of Revenge in Marina Del Rey (pics start here)

Michael C. Hall and his girlfriend Morgan Macgregor shopping at Hennessey + Ingalls in Hollywood (pics start here)

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Kirstie Alley falls on Dancing with the Stars

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is normally associated with people who've fought in horrific wars or survived unspeakable tragedy, not contestants on reality shows. That all changed last night in Los Angeles. From Us:
[Maksim Chmerkovskiy] pro suffered a mysterious injury on Monday's performance show -- and nearly dropped parter Kirstie Alley when his thigh gave out. Although Chmerkovskiy, 31, was all smiles on camera, the dancer appeared to be in considerable pain during commercial breaks -- grimacing and apologizing profusely to Alley, 60.

"No big deal,' Chmerkovskiy  assured UsMagazine.com in a chat after the show. "I'll be fine... It'll take a stretcher to get me out of here! I'll be okay."
After seeing last night's show, organizers of the annual "World's Strongest Man" competition have added the "Two Minute Rumba with Kirstie Alley" to the event this year. In response, 2010 champion ┼Żydr┼źnas Savickas of Lithuania announced that he will not be returning to defend his crown. "Even I'm not zat fucking stupid!"


Paparazzi photos from Monday, March 29

Alessandra Ambrosio and her daughter Anja at a park in Malibu (pics start here)

Katy Perry and Russell Brand at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale
arriving to Equinox Fitness Club in Hollywood (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani
and her son Zuma Rossdale out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jamie Foxx at the W Hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Ben Affleck
and his daughter Violet in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue
outside her house in London (pics start here)

Maksim Chmerkovskiy
outside Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics here)

Mischa Barton
leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Pamela Anderson
leaving CBS Studios in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York City) outside the Four Season Hotel in New York (pics start here)

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