I take a one-day vacation and this is the kind of shit that happens. Apparently Maggie Gyllenhaal is the new face of Agent Provocateur Lingerie. Yes that Maggie Gyllenhaal--the ugly one. This has to be some kind of mistake, right? The only thing this bitch should be the face of is the abstinence movement.
If you truly hate yourself, you can check out some pics of Maggie breast-feeding here.
Now before any of you uptight feminists start sending me hate mail for posting these pics of Maggie Gyllenhaal breast feeding her baby I want you to remember one thing: I make about 20% more than you for the exact same job. Score!
NOTE: You perverts can click the above image for the NSFW version
aggie Gyllenhaal got a little pissy with the paparazzi yesterday while taking a stroll around the West Village in New York. Of course you'd probably be in a bad mood, too, if you were allergic to the sun. A few years back Maggie was banned from National Parks because the glare from her legs kept starting forest fires. Seriously, you can't make this up folks.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
How fitting that Maggie Gyllenhaal is starring in a movie called Trust the Man. After seeing this picture, there's really no doubt she's playing the lead role as "The Man."
Peter Sarsgaard and fiancée Maggie Gyllenhaal are in high spirits at the New York City premiere of her film Trust the Man on Thursday. The busy mom-to-be plans to "take at least a few months off" after the birth of her first child.
y penis just shriveled up after I read that last sentence. I'm pretty sure it should actually read "The busy mom-to-be plans to 'never produce another child with a man that looks eerily similar to her again' after the birth of her first child."
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