Lynne Spears hits a paparazzo
Britney's mom Lynne is starting to fight back. A paparazzo shoved his video camera into her face on Saturday and started asking question about Britney when Lynne finally hit the camera away. And then pulled his spine out through his mouth and punctured his heart with it. Or maybe that was from Mortal Kombat. The pills make me confused sometimes. GET OFF MY BACK.
Britney Spears has cut mom/BFF Lynne Spears out of her life. Not only did Britney not call Lynne earlier this month on her birthday, but she also refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother's Day (she has pneumonia). A "friend" of the pop star told the National Enquirer:
“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom. She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.”Spears reportedly is furious with her mother for urging the “Oops I Did It Again” singer to enter rehab, and didn’t call her earlier this month for her birthday, either. The Star is reporting a similar story.
“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it. When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ ” (Source)
I swear this bitch makes the most random destructive decisions in her life. Shave my head? Sure! Disown my mom? Why the hell not! Don't be surprised tomorrow when she skins a live horse and wears its coat around. Why? Because it's summertime and that's what insane bitches do in the summertime. Obviously
