Luke Perry and Christopher Meloni filming an episode of Law & Order: SVU in the Meat Packing District in New York (8/5)
+ Some pretty hot British chick named Liz McLarnon in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures from Ralph Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Britney Spears to play a lesbian killer [Just Jared]
+ Rosie Perez is still definitely doable [Lossip]
+ Scarlett Johansson plays the sexism card [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Mary-Kate Olsen subpoenaed by the DEA [ICYDK]
+ The 6 hottest chicks you didn't know were on Saved By the Bell [Attuworld]
+ Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are divorcing [Cele|bitchy]
+ Bianca Gascoigne looking smoking hot in Zoo [Horny Oyster]
This is news to me but I guess Jessica Alba was on Beverly Hills 90210 in 1998. And while said actress was on said hit show, Luke Perry and Tori Spelling were total assholes to her. Like "don't make eye contact or speak unless spoken to" kind of assholes. Alba recalls:
"I don't really know why. Maybe because the leading characters were so popular they didn't want other actors looking at them. You wouldn't be allowed to talk to them unless they spoke to you first. It was bizarre. But I guess that's what happens when you become a big star. A lot of actors get away with murder on set, but I always like to be part of the crew." (Source)
This kind of story is why I'm so nice to the help I have employed at my mansion. Because I just don't know if that guy mowing the grounds of my estate will someday become immensely rich and famous. Brad Pitt? Guy used to clean my fucking toilets.
Renee Zellweger and Luke Perry are probably having sex. According to the New York Post, the two were seen last week having an intimate dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel's Tower Bar restaurant:
"They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees."
This couldn’t have been the real Luke Perry, it had to have been some Luke Perry spirit/doppelganger. Seriously, no real man would hook up with Renee Zellweger. The bitch looks like a more transparent version of a ghost. I should be reading about her haunting little children’s dreams not about her going a date with a guy whose last paid acting role was during the Reagan Administration.
