Louis Bardo Bullock

Sandra Bullock adopted a baby

Sandra Bullock went from "not speaking to the media for months" to "surprise, I'm getting a divorce and adopting a baby." Wow, she really knows how to make a splash. From People:

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE, announcing that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. "It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family - including James's children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 - were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

A "secret adoption"? Yeah, likely story. I'm not accusing Sandra of anything, but she was in New Orleans filming The Blind Side for exactly nine months (no she wasn't). And then she brings home a black baby? You can't really blame Jesse's broken Nazi heart for jumping to conclusions about Sandra sleeping with a non-Aryan and going on a revenge cheating spree of his own. Especially since . . . ADOPTION IS ILLEGAL IN NEW ORLEANS!!! (no it's not)

NOTE: I'm assuming Julia Roberts' picture next to the "World Most Beautiful People 2010" headline is some kind of terrible terrible mistake by the copy editor. Hopefully he gets fired over that.