Liza Minelli and David Gest
Liza Minnelli's ex David Gest received some bad news earlier in the week. His $10 million lawsuit against against his ex-wife was thrown out by a Manhattan judge. Gest had sued Minnelli over chronic headaches which he claimed were caused by the "Cabaret" star's "brutal beatdowns":
Gest's lawsuit had painted Minnelli, now 60, as a vodka-swilling diva who was convinced her new husband was trying to upstage her. "I am the star!" Minnelli yelled after allegedly beating Gest and flinging a lamp at him. "She kept beating him and beating him and beating him," said Lorraine Nadel, an attorney for Gest. "He's still not the same."The latest and seamiest accusations have centered on herpes, with Gest, 53, claiming that Minnelli knew she was infected when she got married for the fourth time. The sexually transmitted disease entered into the discussion again yesterday, when a medical expert for Minnelli pinned the blame for Gest's headaches on herpes zoster, which causes shingles and chicken pox.
Jesus H. Christ. This is like the perfect storm of celebrity gossip stories. I don't know where to start. It's almost like having a naked Jessica Alba in front of you. Do you start with a sensual massage and light petting? Or do you just cut to the chase and go for the violent anal? I'm all man so you know which way I'm leaning. As for the story? Fuck it.
[WENN]
