Celebslam: They're Better Than Us: Lisa Rinna Archives

Lisa Rinna is also noticeable

Lisa Rinna leaving the alice + olivia boutique in West Hollywood (10/8)

Wow, crave attention much? The only way Lisa could be more obvious is if she hired one of those twirling sign guys to follow her around all day, but instead of the sign saying "Starting in the Low $200,000s" it would say "Lisa Rinna Has Nipples." And it would also shoot fireworks. And instead of it being held by it a guy, it would be held by a talking dog. Who had nice tits.

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Lisa Rinna went to the beach

Lisa Rinna bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/26)

That's 46-year-old Lisa Rinna in Malibu on Sunday. Actually, that's not fair to call her 46. When you average the age of all of her body parts (8-year-old nose, 9-year-old tits, and 5-year-old lips), she's actually only 17. Technically, she shouldn't even be allowed into clubs.

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Lisa Rinna is noticeable

Lisa Rinna out and about in LA (7/21)

I don't know what it is about Lisa Rinna that managed to catch my attention yesterday. Is that a new hat?

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 46

Lisa Rinna bikini pictures! (Malibu - 6/29)

100% true story about Lisa Rinna: A few months ago my girlfriend* and I were at an event in L.A. that Lisa and her husband also happened to be attending. Some consider it chance, others her destiny, but Lisa and my girlfriend ended up in the ladies' room at the same time. According to her, Lisa took a piss, walked out without washing her hands, and then sat down at her table and started eating. So if you ever have the chance to shake Lisa's hand, don't do it.

*one of many, heh heh heh . . . I'm kidding -- please god don't tell her I said that

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 33

Lisa Rinna bikini pics! (Malibu - 6/22)

That's Lisa Rinna's lips and Lisa Rinna at Malibu Beach over the weekend. Good god man. Every time I see a pic of this chick I just stare at her lips for like ten minutes. What kind of mad scientist would shoot up a woman with that much collagen and, more importantly to my penis, are his rates affordable?

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I think I may have found my soulmate

Lisa Rinna in Beverly Hills (3/25)

I mean I'd heard there were women who could suck start a Harley but I always figured it was a myth . . . kinda like the female orgasm. Would sending her a lock of my hair be too forward or should I just stick with the nude pictures?

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