Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna in a bikini

Lisa Rinna used to star on Days of our Lives, and earlier this week she tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini. Wow, she is in amazing shape for 48. I don't know if I should be turned on by her or afraid that she could physically beat me to death with my own arm.

*23 Lisa Rinna bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Lisa Rinna seen leaving Le Pain Quotidien restaurant in West Hollywood (6/21)

PICTURED: Lisa Rinna wearing the world's first bra made entirely out of ice. Um, right?

*25 Lisa Rinna pictures total in the gallery:

Lisa Rinna bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/22)

Lisa looks like she's having a lot of fun, right? Nope. Her face is just stuck like that from all the plastic surgery she's had. You should see her at funerals. Talk about awkward.

*20 photos total in the gallery:

Lisa Rinna is high

Lisa Rinna owns a mirror, right? Maybe she should look into it before criticizing someone else for getting plastic surgery. Especially someone with perfect perfect tits like Heidi Montag. From the New York Post:

It's the pot calling the kettle black: Lisa Rinna said she was so disturbed by Heidi Montag's surgically altered appearance on the cover of People, "I had to take that cover off the magazine before it came in the house." The pouty-mouthed mother of two has admitted she's had Juvederm and Botox and inflated her lips with silicone.

Obviously Lisa hasn't read the "good book." If she had, she'd know that one of Jesus' most famous quotes was: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone" "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" "If your face is grotesquely disfigured from too many cosmetic procedures, keep your oversized fish-lips shut about other people's appearance. Bitch."*
 
*Corinthians 5:6

Lisa Rinna leaving the alice + olivia boutique in West Hollywood (10/8)

Wow, crave attention much? The only way Lisa could be more obvious is if she hired one of those twirling sign guys to follow her around all day, but instead of the sign saying "Starting in the Low $200,000s" it would say "Lisa Rinna Has Nipples." And it would also shoot fireworks. And instead of it being held by it a guy, it would be held by a talking dog. Who had nice tits.

Lisa Rinna bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/26)

That's 46-year-old Lisa Rinna in Malibu on Sunday. Actually, that's not fair to call her 46. When you average the age of all of her body parts (8-year-old nose, 9-year-old tits, and 5-year-old lips), she's actually only 17. Technically, she shouldn't even be allowed into clubs.

Lisa Rinna out and about in LA (7/21)

I don't know what it is about Lisa Rinna that managed to catch my attention yesterday. Is that a new hat?

Lisa Rinna bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/19)

So hot that Lisa Rinna started melting. OH GOD SOMEONE HELP HER!!!