Lisa Marie Presley


Lisa Marie Presley arriving back to her hotel in London (9/8)

In Lisa Marie's defense, those stairs look almost exactly like the sidewalk. Look, they're practically the same color. I bet people who just drank half a bottle of vodka trip over them all the time. What kind of sick bastard designed this hotel?

*16 Lisa Marie Presley drunk pictures total in the gallery:

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Lisa Marie Presley arriving to Annabels nightclub in London last October

I guess it's fatty day here on Celebslam. I know, sorry. I promise I'll make up for it later with pictures of skinny people, and if you're lucky, maybe even a few with eating disorders. From the National Enquirer:
Lisa Marie Presley's weight has recently ballooned to 165 pounds, friends believe, and they fear new binge eating could be endangering her health. The chunky mother of four needs to lose at least 40 pounds, medical experts say, or put herself at risk of a fatal heart attack.

Shocking new photos in the print edition clearly show Lisa Marie's dramatic weight gain, especially her paunchy midsection, and The Enquirer can now reveal the secret heartaches behind her potentially deadly health crisis.

Close sources say she may be traumatized by the sudden death of her ex-husband Michael Jackson, frustrated by her stalled music career and battling to shed the baby weight she never lost after giving birth to twins.
I couldn't care less about this story -- I just wanted to use it to illustrate how fat Kirstie Alley is. That 165 pounds Lisa Marie has "ballooned" to? That's actually Kirstie Alley's "dream weight." It's also the number of wings she can down in one sitting. True story.

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