Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn publicly mocked Tiger Woods during his sex scandal

As you may have heard, Tiger Woods and really really good skier Lindsey Vonn announced on their respective Facebook pages on Monday that they are officially going steady (and even posed for pictures, one of which is a dead ringer for The 40-Year-Old Virgin poster, above). It wasn't really surprising since the two have been hooking up for months (Tiger even let Lindsay borrow his jet so she could fly home from Austria after she blew out her knee last month). What is surprising is that Lindsey would date Tiger after her comments about him in a 2010 interview in Time:
And like millions of Americans, Vonn can't help poking fun at Woods' staged event. When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, "They're like, 'Yeah, you're awesome, you go have that sex.' " The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods' podium, blue backdrop and all. "There's something you don't know about me," Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. "Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem." More laughter. "That would be freaking funny." ...

When asked how she will deal with sports celebrity in the post-Woods world, in which the tabloids, websites and televisions cameras can threaten even a pristine reputation, Vonn seems nonplussed. "Well, I'm married" -- to her ski coach, Thomas Vonn, since 2007 -- "so I don't have that problem," she says. "But, um, I guess [Woods] is married too." Then she turns serious. "I mean, I guess if you have secrets, you have an issue. I've kind of been open about everything."
Uh huh. For as funny as Lindsey thinks she is, she's now getting a lesson taught to every Cracker Barrel waitress in the northern Florida area: getting Tiger Wood's 9-iron angrily driven into your sand trap is no laughing matter. Does Lindsey share her sense of humor with Mr. Woods? Maybe, maybe not. I bet the only thing coming out her her mouth when Tiger's in the room is "Hrumff . . . hrumff . . . no, not there, Tiger . . . hrumff . . ."

*6 Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Lindsey Vonn Tiger Woods Pics 5

Here's another roundup of all the hottest twitpics of the last month. That's American skier Lindsey Vonn on vacation in the South of France on May 18. Not only is this chick the best skier in the world (gold in the downhill in the 2010 Olympics; one of only two female skiers to win four overall World Cup championships), but she's also ridiculously hot. God, I feel so damn proud and patriotic right now. I think I'm gonna go beat the shit out of a foreigner.

*80 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsey Vonn
  • Stella Hudgens
  • Taylor Cole
  • Sarah Shahi
  • Lala Anthony
  • Francia Raisa
  • Jaclyn Swedberg
  • Olivia Munn
  • Ricki Lee Coulter
  • Kate Upton
  • Leilani Dowding
  • Adrianne Curry
  • Alexa Vega
  • Jamie Chung
  • LeAnn Rimes
  • Arianny Celeste
  • Kaitlyn Bonin
  • Christina Hendricks
  • Alexa Vega and Nikki Reed
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Adrianne Curry
  • Coco
  • Kelly Brook
  • Melissa Molinaro
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara
  • Lindsey Vonn
  • Bar Refaeli
  • Jessica Jane Clement
  • Raquel Castro

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