Lindsay Lohan shopping at Curve boutique in New York (10/14)
Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to appear in a Beverly Hills courtroom this morning because of a possible probation violation. You moron. From
TMZ:
Sources tell TMZ the alcohol education course which Lindsay Lohan is taking as part of her probation not only contacted the court about Lindsay's conduct ... we're told they may have already told the court she is outright violating the terms of the program.
If the judge determines Lindsay violated the terms of the program, her probation can be revoked and Lindsay could end up in jail.
Of course Lindsay's fucking this up. It's hard attending your court-ordered alcohol education course when you have better stuff to do, like not attend your court-ordered alcohol education course. Besides, I think she's earned enough extra credit at local bars and nightclubs that she can afford to skip a few classes. Aren't tequila shots worth, like, 10 points? Oh, the class doesn't actually work like that?
UPDATE: Lindsay's probation was extended a year so she can complete the classes. The judge also awarded her a nice fruit basket and apologized for inconveniencing her.
Lindsay Lohan bikini candids! Lindsay Lohan in Miami (Dec. 2005)
Lindsay Lohan shopping in Paris (9/30)
Old episodes of
Star Trek. Just kidding, she's hooked on prescription drugs. Wow, what took her so long? From
Radar:
Now in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, is speaking out about his daughter's downward spiral; one he blames on prescription drugs.
"I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on," Lohan told us in a candid interview. "I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse... because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.
"You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now?"
She's lazy. She's a liability. She can't get insured. She has no worth ethic. She's always late. I can keep on going. How much time do you have?
"Because she can't. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."
Lindsay's basically the Michael Jordan of being addicted to things. She's forcing us to abandon our previously held ideas on how low an addict can sink. Literally anything is possible with her. Lindsay's hooked on hallucinogenic Brazilian spotted tree frogs? OK, yeah, I could see that. Lindsay robbed an
Office Depot of their entire stock of Krazy Glue and then went on a two-day bender sniffing fumes?
Totally saw that one coming.
Lindsay Lohan backstage at the Emmanuel Ungaro Spring/Summer fashion show at Paris Fashion Week (10/4)
Remember last month when Lindsay Lohan
was named "Artistic Adviser" of the Ungaro fashion line? Oh hey, guess how that went. Shit, I think the headline might have given it away. From
Women's Wear Daily:
The fashion world, or at least its old-fashioned, traditional arm, greeted the Lohan appointment with endless snickers and rolled eyes. Its members expected, perhaps even hoped for, the proverbial train wreck . . .
As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case chez Ungaro during the post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and “creative directed” by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies?
Style.com adds:
This quickly devolved into a bad joke of a fashion show, one with questionable color combinations, "bad eighties" draped silk jackets and drop-crotch pants, old-fashioned and ill-judged fur stoles, and, yes, tasteless sequin pasties.
Everyone surprised that Lindsay Lohan's first fashion show featured nipple pasties, raise your hand . . . put your hand down Lindsay's grandma . . . you, too, grandpa . . . ok, by my rough estimate, that leaves no one.
NOTE: Lindsay's show was so horrible that one of the models actually burst into flames while walking down the runway.
Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures! Lindsay Lohan in Malibu (July 2006)
Beyonce leaving Icebergs restaurant in Sydney (9/19)
Make no mistake, Beyonce is 100x the star Lindsay Lohan is. That point was reinforced this weekend at the F1 Rocks event in Singapore. From the
Daily Mirror:
LiLo, who was hosting the event for Channel 4, had asked for the best dressing room in the house at Fort Canning, Singapore. But there was a small problem - so had Beyonce . . . when Lindsay came on site earlier in the week, she clocked the huge room - and claimed it herself.
All well and good and LiLo was happy all week - until Saturday when Beyonce arrived, with a 70-strong entourage in tow. Her giant security guards ordered LiLo to clear the area to prepare for her grand entrance.
She told us: "I've been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn't like it."
Why did Lindsay need a huge dressing room anyways? She certainly didn't need all the space -- all she brought with her on the flight was a tiny little carry-on. I don't know if you've heard, but airlines are charging $20 now if you want to check a bag.
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills (9/3)
Honestly, I can't believe Lindsay Lohan hasn't done
Celebrity Big Brother yet. Lindsay, you get to live in a house free for a month. That equals one less landlord suing you for unpaid rent. From
The Sun:
Fingers crossed on this one - Big Brother chiefs are in talks with wild child Lindsay Lohan about next year's last ever Celeb BB. Our South-East Asian spies (of course!) report that producers from Endemol were discussing the proposal with LiLo in Singapore this week.
The blonde nightmare is in the country to host a string of high-profile pop gigs. Bosses are hoping to snag some top stars for January's show, which will be the last of the franchise ever on Channel 4.
Watching celebrities spend weeks trapped with Lindsay Lohan in a house doesn't sound like good television -- it sounds like rehab. If Lindsay does sign up for
Big Brother, the other celebrities should know that she'll probably spend most of her time in the bathroom "powdering her nose." Something else they should know: it's probably a good idea that they lock up their valuables at night.
Lindsay Lohan out and about in New York (9/8)
Lindsay Lohan is shitting her pants that the dude who
robbed her house last month --
her dealer the guy she
coincidentally knew -- might spill some secrets about her. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
A longtime Lindsay Lohan friend is whispering about concerns for the star and her reputation, now that information has arisen linking her personally to Nick Prugo, the guy charged with robbing her Los Angeles home. ''Everyone's worried he'll talk about issues that could hurt Lindsay ... stuff about drug use or borrowing clothes and jewelry that wasn't returned,'' said the source. ''This is not good.''
Prugo reportedly was a regular on the set of Lohan's recent film ''Labor Pains'' and seen frequently in intimate conversations with the star during breaks in filming.
Lindsay better be careful or this Nick guy might totally ruin her reputatio -- I'm sorry, I can't even finish that sentence. What could this guy possibly say that hasn't already been plastered all over the tabloids? Most people know she's a sexually-confused, drug-addicted, out of work has-been. There's only thing about Lindsay this guy could release that might actually be a surprise: that she's literate.
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Sunset Marquis Hotel in Hollywood (9/19)
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It's K-Fed's girlfriend's ass! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Uh oh, the Church of Scientology is not gonna like this [
IDLYITW]
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Pink has heart-shaped boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Marisa Miller. Naked. !!!!. [
The Superficial]
+ What happened to Ali Larter's tits? [
moejackson]
+ Jennifer Aniston gets leggy for Conan [
Popoholic]
+ Gerard Butler must be high as a motherfucker [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ The 2009 Sex Survey results are in [
College Humor]
+ Jessica Simpson is not liking Africa [
Dlisted]
+ Preview of Keely Hazell's 2010 "Erotic" Calendar [
Yeeeah!]
+ Do not fuck with Angelina's kids [
CityRag]
+ The bitch is back [
popbytes]
+ Mackenzie Phillips says her rapist father "was not a bad man" [
Gabby Babble]
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood (9/20)
Note to Lindsay Lohan: When you're doing your best to convince everyone in Hollywood (i.e. your future employers) that you're no longer drinking, attacking the paparazzi with a beer can may not be the wisest thing to do. From
X17:
Lindsay Lohan showed up to the Emmys afterparty at the Chateau Marmont last night around 1:30am, and when X17 photographers snapped the starlet leaving around 3:30am, they reported that the fiesty starlet was "definitely drunk."
Lohan then went to a friend's house in Los Feliz, and she was seen drinking an Amstel Light in the passenger seat of her friend's black SUV. After she realized she was being photographed, the 23-year-old actress threw the beer can at photographers, making a bit of a mess before her friend sped off.
The fact that Lindsay was drunk again isn't that surprising -- the fact that she wasn't driving is. Perhaps this is a sign that Lindsay is finally maturing into a responsible young woman that realizes the inherent dangers of drinking and driving. Of course, the more likely explanation for why she wasn't behind the wheel is that she can't afford her own car.
NOTE: Video of the incident on PAGE 2.
