Lindsay Lohan in St. Bart's last year Remember when the "Hollywood Hills Burglary Bunch"
robbed Lindsay Lohan of some "personal items" back in August? Turns out those personal items were her diaries. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Although Lindsay lost more than $120,000 in cash, jewelry and electronics -- allegedly swiped by the recently charged ''Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch,'' led by Nick Prugo -- the actress is said to be far more upset about the theft of her diaries, including many entries penned while she was in rehab.
Reading through the diary Lindsay was keeping in rehab is probably not a very good idea -- it's like opening Pandora's box . . . if Pandora's box were filled with stories of coke binges, one-night-stands, and bed sheets soaked with spray tan. Besides, if these thieves really wanted to steal something from Lindsay that was important to her, they should have taken something she uses every day: like her
ATM card SAG card AARP card.
UPDATE: Kind reader Donna just informed me that that's actually not Lindsay Lohan in the picture. Apparently it's Donatella Versace. My mistake.
UPDATE 2: Kind reader Bill just informed me that actually is Lindsay. Hah! You suck Donna!
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Staples Center in L.A. (10/27)
Lindsay Lohan almost got shot over the weekend in Morocco. Well not really but she did get the shit scared out of her. From her
Twitter:
Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I
9:02 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter
Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me :(
9:03 AM Nov 1st from UberTwitter
Interestingly, Lindsay had the exact same reaction the last time she was accidentally served non-alcohol beer. True story.
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Staples Center in L.A. (10/27)
Lindsay Lohan is straight again. She hooked up with model Petey Wright last night at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. From
The Sun:
"Lindsay was all over Petey during the sexy photo shoot, and it continued when the shoot ended," a source told X17. "They headed into a room at the Chateau for two hours and Lindsay couldn't keep her hands off of him - and vice versa."
The lovebirds then moved on to Wonderland nightclub, where a staff member revealed they spent two hours kissing in the corner.
"Oh my god! I was at Wonderland club tonight and Lindsay was there with some hot model guy named Petey," said the insider. "She posted a picture of him on her Twitter! She had her hand on his leg the whole time between kisses, and they stayed for two hours. I can't believe it!"
I'm not gonna lie, banging a huge star like Lindsay Lohan is quite impressive. What a coup for this Petey guy. He's sure to be the talk of 2003!
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Rock The Kasbah gala at Vibiana in L.A. (10/26)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom aren't the only ones
with new tattoos. Lindsay Lohan showed off her new ink last night while leaving the Rock the Kasbah gala in L.A. It reads:
"Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle"
I know, lame. Lindsay's actually scheduled to get another tattoo on her upper back this Saturday:
"If found face down in a pool of my own vomit, please prop me up against the nearest wall - Thanks"
How practical.
Looking good Lindsay Lindsay Lohan is no longer
persona non grata at New York's AVENUE lounge. Lindsay was banned from the club back in June
when she sold out Justin Timberlake on her Twitter for cheating. From the
New York Post:
The ban on Lindsay Lohan at Avenue has been lifted. Lohan was barred from the exclusive lounge after she tweeted about Justin Timberlake's dancing with a girl who wasn't Jessica Biel. Lohan was refused entry to the club despite her claim that her Twitter account had been hacked. But she was allowed back twice this week. A source said, "She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior."
According to AVENUE's general manager Mike Gregory who I totally didn't just make up, dwindling profits due to the tough economy forced the club to welcome Lindsay back. Apparently wherever Lindsay Lohan goes, record nightclub profits -- and BJs behind the dumpster out back -- follow.
Lindsay Lohan is not content with fucking up just her own life Everyone can relax about Lindsay Lohan taking her 15-year-old sister Ali to nightclubs (
here and
here). It's totally OK because she's a
mature 15. I mean, she might as well be 16-and-a-half! At the Victoria's Secret fragrance launch last week (the one
where she ruined the cake), Lindsay told
Life & Style:
"[Ali's] tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister." The Mean Girls star also insists there’s no way that Ali, who’s being homeschooled, is falling behind in her schoolwork. "She’s really good about that. If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early."
And while Lindsay says she’s looking out for Ali, she sometimes forgets her sister’s age. "When I was with her at home, I was like, ‘Oh, that’s right, she’s still a lot younger than me,’" Lindsay says. "But I think it’s great that she’s mature."
Of course Ali is "mature" for a 15-year-old. If she's been hanging out with Lindsay, she's probably aging like a dog -- for every year the rest of us age, she ages seven. One other way Lindsay and Ali are like dogs: they hump everything in sight. And Lindsay sometimes pees on fire hydrants when she gets drunk.
Alessandra Ambrosio launching Victoria's Secret Beauty's "Velvet" fragrance in New York (10/14)
Lindsay Lohan manages to fuck up any and everything she does. It really is quite remarkable. From the
New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan damaged a cake at the Victoria's Secret Beauty Velvet fragrance launch the other day -- but not by eating it. Lohan mistook the cake baked in the shape of a giant perfume bottle for the real thing, and put her hand out to lean on it. An onlooker at the Lexington Avenue store said, "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." Lohan and Brazilian lingerie lovely Alessandra Ambrosio burst into giggles.
Why is this news? Everyone knows Lindsay needs glasses -- she banged Samantha Ronson more than once, and while sober.* What's most amazing about this story is that Lindsay actually appeared at the same event as a legitimate, real life celebrity like Alessandra Ambrosio. The only logical explanation for why these two would be at the same party is that Lindsay got lost on the way to her actual destination. No Lindsay, you take a
left at 22nd Street to get to the crack house.
*still trying to verify this
Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace at the Whitney Museum Gala in New York (10/19)
I am completely serious when I say this: I don't know. I just don't know.
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking mess I don't see why Michael Lohan is
so worried about Lindsay. Just look at these pictures of her last night at the Whitney Museum Gala in New York. She doesn't look like she's abusing that many prescription drugs, maybe OxyContin and some Percocet with a whiskey chaser, but that's probably it. He needs to get off her back.
Lindsay Lohan at LAX airport (10/18)
According to
Radar, Lindsay Lohan may file a restraining order against her dad Michael "in the next two days" (her attorney Shawn Holley Chapman has already started the paperwork). Apparently Lindsay's a little freaked out with the interview Michael did with
X17 yesterday:
"I'm going to see the judge this week - I can't believe they didn't drug test Lindsay when she went into court. If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged with kidnapping."
After hearing about the restraining order, Michael told Radar:
"Dina is the one that told her to get a restraining order. But you know what? I‘m still going to try to do everything with the courts to try and get Lindsay better."
Wait, Michael thinks a judge will grant him a conservatorship over Lindsay like Britney's dad got.
Is he high? The only idea worse than giving Michael Lohan control of his daughter's assets would be hiring Kirstie Alley as night watchman at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
