Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan at PlusCity shopping mall in Linz, Austria (7/26)

Don't know how I missed this earlier this week, but Lindsay Lohan is now appearing at shopping malls. And not just any shopping malls -- Austrian shopping malls. This is a pretty big career move for her. A series of appearances in Eastern European grocery stores is actually what launched Meryl Streep's career. An Oscar and a national Coca Cola campaign are only a matter of time now for Lindsay . . . or fucking a guy named Oscar for coke. Definitely one of those two.

*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Shopping Mall 1
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Lindsay Lohan at a beach club in Ibiza (7/28)

Lindsay Lohan officially gives zero fucks. For a while, after her 15th(?) rehab stint, she's at least tried to hide the fact that she still drank with water bottles in place of martini glasses. But not anymore, as she was getting openly drunk at a beach club in Ibiza yesterday. But it's all good because she lives in England now. They have free healthcare, right? Does that cover new livers and broken noses from your face hitting your steering wheel because you just drove into a brick wall at 3 AM? Let's hope so because there is a 100% chance that happens within the next six months.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon and then got hit by the car behind it"

*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Drunk Ibiza 1
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Rachel McAdams at a screening of A Most Wanted Man at MOMA in New York (7/22)

This seems almost unbelievable to hear nowadays considering how their career trajectories have gone, but Rachel McAdams tells Allure that, during filming of Mean Girls back in 2003, she was actually intimidated by Lindsay Lohan:
When asked about an interview with the director of Mean Girls in which he said that Lindsay Lohan felt intimidated by her, McAdams balks. "If anything, I was in awe of her talent. I looked at her as this experienced actor, and she had great comedic timing."
Rachel added that, she still feels intimidated by Lindsay, but it's because she's never knows what to order at Taco Bell. "God dammit, Rachel, if you don't make up your mind, I'm just gonna ring you up for the #1." Lindsay Lohan does work at Taco Bell now, right? Right?

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  • Rachel McAdams Lindsay Lohan Quote 1
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Lindsay Lohan on a yacht off the coast of Ischia, Italy (7/16)

So apparently Lindsay Lohan got pregnant since I posted those bikini pics of her yesterday. Or she's just fat. Oh dear god, let it be fat. Giving Lindsay Lohan a baby is like giving Jonah Hill the keys to an Arby's. There's gonna be blood -- probably a little semen -- and a death. Definitely a death.

*25 Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Fat Bikini Belly 1
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Lindsay Lohan bikini pics! (Ishia, Italy - 7/15)

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked her way onto a yacht off the coast of Ischia, Italy yesterday. According to Flynet, Lindsay was seen with a mystery man and even gave him a kiss before lunch. Well fucking a, dude. Lindsay Lohan found a sugar daddy with a yacht. 100 bill collectors in the United States just popped a bottle of champagne. Patience pays off, fellas. Patience pays off.

Lindsay: "Honey, I need to borrow $35,000."
Mystery Sugar Daddy: "$35,000? Isn't that, coincidentally, the street value of a kilo of cocaine?"

*30 Lindsay Lohan yacht bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Linday Lohan Yachting Bikini 1
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Lindsay Lohan might be drunk

Here's Lindsay Lohan taking a tumble while leaving a yacht party during the Ischia Film Festival in Italy last night --  which is not something you want to do if you're Lindsay Lohan. Jennifer Lawrence trips and falls, you think clumsy. Lindsay Lohan trips and falls, you think liquor cabinet. Who the fuck stopped guarding the liquor cabinet? Oh well, at least the cocaine cabinet has a lock.

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Trippin Lohan 1
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Lindsay Lohan leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in Mayfair, London (6/30)

INF says that's Lindsay Lohan leaving London's Whisky Mist nightclub earlier this week, carrying a $10,000+ limited edition Givenchy handbag. Oh, okay. Nothing out of the ordinary here. In related news, if you're missing a $10,000+ limited edition Givenchy handbag, pretty sure I just cracked the case.

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  • Lindsay Lohan Handbag 1
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Lindsay Lohan arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London (6/10)

After spending the past month partying in London (and threatening to move there), it looks like Lindsay Lohan actually got a real job. She told the New York Times that she'll be appearing in David Mamet's West End play Speed-the-Plow in November:
No air travel was necessary in this case. Ms. Lohan said that she has been in London for several months, preparing for a potential appearance in David Mamet's "Speed-the-Plow" in the West End in November. "It's the first time I've done a stage play or anything like that," she said. "I'm nervous but I'm excited."
So the only source we have that Lindsay Lohan will be appearing in this play is Lindsay Lohan herself. Oh okay, so we can just make up whatever now and the New York Times will print it? I saw a dinosaur in my backyard last night. See, this game is fun.

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  • Lindsay Lohan West End 1
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Lindsay Lohan out and about in London (6/12)

PICTURED: Lindsay Lohan wearing sunglasses the other night in London

Is she:
  • A) Sensitive to light?
  • B) Upbeat about her future, which is so bright that she's gotta wear shades?
  • C) High as a motherfucker?

I expect everyone to ace this exam.

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  • Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses at Night 1
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Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (6/3)

Is Lindsay Lohan enjoying the bar-hopping scene in London so much that she's planning a move there? Sure, why not. Now, about that pesky thing called "money." An insider told The Sun:
"Lindsay's really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she's staying here for good ... Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London."
Lindsay Lohan moving to London actually sounds like a really good idea. The stage production of Les Miserables is one of the more popular West End musicals -- it's perfect for Lindsay! Thousands of people will see her . . . as she panhandles in front of the theater. "Spare some change, guvnah?"

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Moving London 1
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