Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan out and about in Mayfair, London (2/3)

WENN says that's Lindsay Lohan out and about in London on Wednesday night "accompanied by a bodyguard." Oh you British and your silly words. We call those guys debt collectors here in the states.

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In social media fight news, Lindsay Lohan apparently just realized -- like we all did 15 years ago -- that her mom Dina is a terrible fucking person. She Instagrammed (and then deleted) this picture yesterday with the caption "@dinalohan ... Sometimes it sucks when your mom isn't there for you."

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In completely unrelated news, I just thought of a brilliant business idea: a courier service that delivers cocaine to your doorstep anywhere in the world. You know, in case you keep calling your mom to bring some over but she doesn't answer because her phone got shut off because she didn't pay the bill. Fucking brilliant.


Lindsay Lohan in London last November

2016's first "____ ____ is a racist fucking asshole" is brought to you by Lindsay Lohan. Congratulations, Lindsay. Here's a gift certificate for some free sensitivity training. From Radar:
Sources tell Radar that LiLo and her sister Ali were together in the bathroom of Vbar in Greenwich village in the late hours of Friday night when the bartender asked the pair to leave.

"They walked in off the street and made a beeline for the bathroom. They didn't order a drink or anything. They were in there for around 20 minutes and then the bartender started knocking on the door and asked them to come out. When they didn't come out, he then asked them to leave and Lindsay became aggressive and belligerent," a source said.
I know what you're thinking and there could be a perfectly innocent explanation as to why Lindsay and her sister locked themselves in a bathroom for 20 minutes. For example . . . cocaine. Or what about . . . cocaine. Or even . . . cocaine. See, a number of possibilities.
"Lindsay came out and her eyes were glazed over and she started yelling at the bartender - who is originally from West Africa - 'This is New York. You're not from here.' What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana. It seemed like a racist attack."

"They wouldn't leave and all hell was breaking loose and that's when Lindsay spat in our friend's face. The bar then erupted and everyone was yelling at them to leave," a second source said.
I don't know what's funnier: Lindsay Lohan making fun of someone with a job *or* someone from Long Island making fun of where someone's from. It's like backwards world.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Lindsay Lohan spits for the first time

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Lindsay Lohan in Costa Rica (1/5)

To "clear away the negativity," here's Lindsay Lohan taking a topless dip in some volcanic mud during her current vacation in Costa Rica. Lindsay, you're confused -- that's not negativity. Diego at the front desk is genuinly curious as to how the fuck you're gonna pay your bill when you check out.

*15 Lindsay Lohan Costa Rica pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan photoshoot for Notofu magazine winter by Ellen Von Unwerth

Here's Lindsay Lohan for the new issue of Notofu magazine. LOL! Glad they could dig up some old pictures of her. Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked like that since the Bush administration.

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Lindsay Lohan Dubai Sun
Lindsay Lohan in Dubai

What are the chances that Lindsay Lohan develops skin cancer at some point in 2016? Is a million bajillion % a real number?


Lindsay Lohan is employed!

Lindsay Lohan is somehow working again. She instagrammed a pic from the set of her new film The Shadow Within on Monday. Here she is today ("Morning! Ready for day three on set"). Considering she's in bed, I'm pretty sure this is a full-blown porno instead of the softcore one she did a few years back. I'm actually surprised she could even get a job doing that. If I was a porn director, I'd hire Charlie Sheen before I hired her. AIDSbus has a nice ring to it. It's sorta like Bangbus, but you get AIDS.

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Lindsay Lohan in Monaco (7/11)

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to appear at the Toronto International Film Festival on Sunday to promote her new psychological thriller Inconceivable, but her appearance at a party on Sunday night was canceled at the last second because the "timing didn't work out" as if it was planned that morning or something. According to Page Six, it's either because Lindsay's a danger to the entire country of Canada, or had over-the-top demands that the backers of the film couldn't meet. Oh my god, they're both so equally believable. I don't know which one to choose!
Festival insiders speculated the snafu was because Lohan can't enter Canada due to her past skirmishes with the law. "Canada is pretty strict about that," said a source. "It is not easy to get in if you have had any type of record."

Other sources said Lohan refused to travel to Toronto unless she was flown first class from Europe, and the movie budget couldn't accommodate that. A rep for the film's producers, Emmett/Furla/Oasis Films, said, "I just know she was not able to come [to Canada]," but added the issue was that everyone was "busy."

Lohan announced the "Inconceivable" project during her first trip to Sundance in 2014, saying she'd star and produce. In May, Jonathan Baker was brought on to direct.
This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of. It's absolutely insane. If I didn't read it with my own eyes, I would have never believed it. I'm in a state of shock about this . . . Lindsay Lohan actually produced a film. Is this real life? Can you pay a film crew with cigarettes?

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Lindsay Lohan arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London (8/11)

If you invite Lindsay Lohan to your wedding, you better expect some drama. Painting her nails during the ceremony, flipping out because she thought people were taking her picture, and accusing someone of drugging her -- it's all in a day's work. From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan claimed she was "slipped a mickey" at the wedding of Justin Etzin, consul general and ambassador of tourism for the Seychelles, and model Lana Zakocela in Florence last week.

"Lindsay left the reception early," said a source. "She'd gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged."

We hear "it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]" during the lavish four-day affair.
To recap: Lindsay Lohan went to the reception and somebody put free drugs in her drink. Best. Wedding. Ever.

*16 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan at Mykonos Island National Airport (8/7)

In case you're wondering what Lindsay Lohan's been up to, she only ended her vacation in Greece yesterday. That's her catching a flight out of Mykonos yesterday. According to my calculations, she's been there three weeks. Lindsay Lohan could afford to vacation for three weeks. If that doesn't illustrate how deep of a shithole the Greek economy is in, then I don't know what does. #prayforgreece

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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