Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London
Lindsay Lohan isn't just dating New York investment banker Patrick Mahony -- she's actually helping take care of his kids. Oh dear god. I hope this dude has 911 on speed dial. Every fraction of a second counts when you're dealing with traumatic head injuries. From In Touch Weekly
"She's living with him," an insider tells In Touch. But it isn't just the two of them under one roof -- Patrick's two young daughters also live there!
"Lindsay helps the kids take baths. She really pitches in looking after them, and the girls really like her," a second source tells the mag, adding that the actress is doing better than ever. "She's finally in a mature relationship with a really grounded guy."
According to Patrick, he was either going to let Lindsay help him take care of his kids, or just drop them off in ISIS-held territory in Northern Iraq. Flipped a coin and it came up Lindsay. Godspeed little ones.*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan on vacation in Mykonos, Greece
Continuing her whirlwind European vacation (she's been in Italy
for the past few weeks), here's Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos yesterday. You know what, haters be damned, Lindsay deserves this, what with how crazy busy she's been lately. Project after project after project after project -- Scorsese can't even get her to return a phone call. All we hear about is work work work with this girl. I mean, she's done so many things this past year, I almost don't want to list any of them for fear that I leave something out and insult someone. No thank you.*36 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan's bikini selfie
In response to those saggy-titted swimsuit candids
taken of her last week in Ibiza, Lindsay Lohan instagrammed a "sexy" bikini selfie over the weekend. Well I guess this shows us naysayers. If you turn all the lights off and tilt your head to just the right awkward angle, Lindsay Lohan still looks fantastic. Don't I feel foolish.*11 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit
I almost didn't want to post these pictures because I wanted to enjoy them all for myself, but here's Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit in Ibiza yesterday. Flynet
says she was wearing the one piece "perhaps trying to hide her physique" but they're obviously wrong. Lindsay just knows that, if she wore a regular bikini, everyone would go nuts because of how hot her body is. There'd probably be a riot. People would die. Tragedy avoided, thanks to Lindsay!*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan at PlusCity shopping mall in Linz, Austria
Don't know how I missed this earlier this week, but Lindsay Lohan is now appearing at shopping malls. And not just any shopping malls -- Austrian shopping malls. This is a pretty big career move for her. A series of appearances in Eastern European grocery stores is actually what launched Meryl Streep's career. An Oscar and a national Coca Cola campaign are only a matter of time now for Lindsay . . . or fucking a guy named Oscar for coke. Definitely one of those two.*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan at a beach club in Ibiza
Lindsay Lohan officially gives zero fucks. For a while, after her 15th(?) rehab stint, she's at least tried to hide the fact that she still drank with water bottles in place of martini glasses. But not anymore, as she was getting openly drunk at a beach club in Ibiza yesterday. But it's all good because she lives in England
now. They have free healthcare, right? Does that cover new livers and broken noses from your face hitting your steering wheel because you just drove into a brick wall at 3 AM? Let's hope so because there is a 100% chance that happens within the next six months.ALTERNATE HEADLINE
: "Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon and then got hit by the car behind it"*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Rachel McAdams at a screening of A Most Wanted Man at MOMA in New York
This seems almost unbelievable to hear nowadays considering how their career trajectories have gone, but Rachel McAdams tells Allure
that, during filming of Mean Girls
back in 2003, she was actually intimidated by Lindsay Lohan:
When asked about an interview with the director of Mean Girls in which he said that Lindsay Lohan felt intimidated by her, McAdams balks. "If anything, I was in awe of her talent. I looked at her as this experienced actor, and she had great comedic timing."
Rachel added that, she still feels intimidated by Lindsay, but it's because she's never knows what to order at Taco Bell. "God dammit, Rachel, if you don't make up your mind, I'm just gonna ring you up for the #1." Lindsay Lohan does work at Taco Bell now, right? Right?*20 Rachel McAdams pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan on a yacht off the coast of Ischia, Italy
So apparently Lindsay Lohan got pregnant since I posted those bikini pics of her yesterday
. Or she's just fat. Oh dear god, let it be fat. Giving Lindsay Lohan a baby is like giving Jonah Hill the keys to an Arby's. There's gonna be blood -- probably a little semen -- and a death. Definitely a death.
*25 Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan bikini pics!
(Ishia, Italy - 7/15)
Lindsay Lohan somehow talked her way onto a yacht off the coast of Ischia, Italy yesterday. According to Flynet
, Lindsay was seen with a mystery man and even gave him a kiss before lunch. Well fucking a, dude. Lindsay Lohan found a sugar daddy with a yacht. 100 bill collectors in the United States just popped a bottle of champagne. Patience pays off, fellas. Patience pays off.Lindsay
: "Honey, I need to borrow $35,000."Mystery Sugar Daddy
: "$35,000? Isn't that, coincidentally, the street value of a kilo of cocaine?"
*30 Lindsay Lohan yacht bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan might be drunk
Here's Lindsay Lohan taking a tumble while leaving a yacht party during the Ischia Film Festival in Italy last night -- which is not something you want to do if you're Lindsay Lohan. Jennifer Lawrence trips and falls
, you think clumsy. Lindsay Lohan trips and falls, you think liquor cabinet. Who the fuck stopped guarding the liquor cabinet? Oh well, at least the cocaine cabinet has a lock.*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery: