Lindsay Lohan's poorly-photoshopped ass
Poor Lindsay Lohan wants a bubble butt, but can't afford plastic surgery like Kim Kadashian, so she's resorted to photoshop. And very bad photoshop at that. Maybe next time, Lindsay, hire someone to alter your pics with more experience than an hour-long course at The Learning Annex.
*15 Lindsay Lohan flat ass pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan at Kanye West's show in Paris yesterday
Lindsay Lohan's living it up in Paris now because why wouldn't she be, and that includes watching Kanye West perform last night. Obviously. Lindsay wasn't gonna miss that concert for the world. Kanye's her #1 nigga! From her Instagram earlier today (the bold part since deleted):
#kanye&kimAlldaynigga$ fun show #PFW #goodpeople=goodlife 🙏 all from good moms!!!!!! @dinalohan @krisjennerThe funniest thing about this situation isn't Lindsay dropping the N-bomb or the phrase "good moms" being followed by the names Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner -- it's the actual picture Lindsay took at the concert. LOL. I mean, what, is she working as a hot dog vendor? That picture might as well have been taken through a chain link fence.
UPDATE: Lindsay was just voted president of the the national chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Congrats, Lindsay!
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Lindsay Lohan photoshops down to a size zero
A little advice for Lindsay Lohan: If you're gonna photoshop a pic to make yourself look like one of the trainers from Biggest Loser, you have to make it somewhat believable. Next time add in some liquor bottles and maybe a few stray Vicodin. No one really believes you'd ever be in a bathroom without that stuff.
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Balmain Christmas Pary in London (12/15)
Lindsay Lohan somehow keeps getting work. She hasn't been locked up yet in London, and I guess that's good enough for some companies to throw money at her. From TMZ:
We've learned Lindsay is shooting a commercial for Esurance, a subsidiary of Allstate, which gives you online or telephonic rate quotes. We're told Lindsay is shooting the commercial in Long Beach and we're guessing it might just run during the Super Bowl.In case you're wondering, the going rate for A-listers to appear in Super Bowl commercials starts in the high-six figures/low-seven figures. Not that Lindsay will get anything near that. I said A-listers. If she squeezes six months of free car insurance and a carton of cigarettes out of this, I'd be mildly shocked.
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 2
Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Chopard party at Annabel's Club in Mayfair, London (pics start here)
Charlize Theron leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon shopping in New York (pics start here)
Model Lindsay Ellingson leaving the EDITION Hotel in London (pics start here)
Benedict Cumberbatch filming The Hollow Crown at Leeds Castle in Kent, England (pics start here)
Hilary Duff shopping at Beverly Glen Plaza in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Katie Holmes on her way to a friend's house in L.A. (pics start here)
Nicky Hilton out and about in New York (pics start here)
Taylor Swift shopping at Cath Kidson in Covent Garden, London (pics start here)
Lisa Rinna on her way to yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)
Salma Hayek leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum walking her dog in West Hollywood (pics start here)
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Lindsay Lohan leaving Loulou's private member's club in London (10/1)
Can't believe that it's been months since I've posted about one of these, but Lindsay Lohan got into a drunken fight early Thursday morning outside a club in London. From INF:
The actress could barely stand up as she made her way to her car arguing with another female outside the venue. The actress was heard swearing and shouting as the male companion restrained and intervened to break up the argument.If I know Lindsay -- and I know her well -- she was no doubt arguing with this woman about the influence the Magna Carta has had on western culture in the 21st century. The other woman thinks the Magna Carta is dated, whereas Lindsay feels it's the foundation stone of the rule of law with its terms continuing to underpin key constitutional doctrines and its spirit resonating throughout said law. Well either that or this other woman kinda gave Lindsay a weird look from 30 feet across the room and Lindsay snapped because how dare that bitch not treat her with the respect becoming of an ultra-mega-A-list celebrity. Definitely one of those two things happened.
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Lindsay Lohan leaving the AnOther Magazine party at Lou Lou's restaurant in London (9/15)
"If I wear a mask, no one will know I'm drunk!" - Lindsay Lohan's brain on Monday, at maximum alcoholic logical capacity..
Everyone knows you're drunk, Lindsay. Everyone.
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Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (8/23)
Lindsay Lohan isn't just dating New York investment banker Patrick Mahony -- she's actually helping take care of his kids. Oh dear god. I hope this dude has 911 on speed dial. Every fraction of a second counts when you're dealing with traumatic head injuries. From In Touch Weekly:
"She's living with him," an insider tells In Touch. But it isn't just the two of them under one roof -- Patrick's two young daughters also live there!According to Patrick, he was either going to let Lindsay help him take care of his kids, or just drop them off in ISIS-held territory in Northern Iraq. Flipped a coin and it came up Lindsay. Godspeed little ones.
"Lindsay helps the kids take baths. She really pitches in looking after them, and the girls really like her," a second source tells the mag, adding that the actress is doing better than ever. "She's finally in a mature relationship with a really grounded guy."
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Lindsay Lohan on vacation in Mykonos, Greece (8/4)
Continuing her whirlwind European vacation (she's been in Italy and Ibiza for the past few weeks), here's Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos yesterday. You know what, haters be damned, Lindsay deserves this, what with how crazy busy she's been lately. Project after project after project after project -- Scorsese can't even get her to return a phone call. All we hear about is work work work with this girl. I mean, she's done so many things this past year, I almost don't want to list any of them for fear that I leave something out and insult someone. No thank you.
*36 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan's bikini selfie
In response to those saggy-titted swimsuit candids taken of her last week in Ibiza, Lindsay Lohan instagrammed a "sexy" bikini selfie over the weekend. Well I guess this shows us naysayers. If you turn all the lights off and tilt your head to just the right awkward angle, Lindsay Lohan still looks fantastic. Don't I feel foolish.
*11 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery: