Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan on a yacht off the coast of Ischia, Italy (7/16)

So apparently Lindsay Lohan got pregnant since I posted those bikini pics of her yesterday. Or she's just fat. Oh dear god, let it be fat. Giving Lindsay Lohan a baby is like giving Jonah Hill the keys to an Arby's. There's gonna be blood -- probably a little semen -- and a death. Definitely a death.

*25 Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Fat Bikini Belly 1
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Lindsay Lohan bikini pics! (Ishia, Italy - 7/15)

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked her way onto a yacht off the coast of Ischia, Italy yesterday. According to Flynet, Lindsay was seen with a mystery man and even gave him a kiss before lunch. Well fucking a, dude. Lindsay Lohan found a sugar daddy with a yacht. 100 bill collectors in the United States just popped a bottle of champagne. Patience pays off, fellas. Patience pays off.

Lindsay: "Honey, I need to borrow $35,000."
Mystery Sugar Daddy: "$35,000? Isn't that, coincidentally, the street value of a kilo of cocaine?"

*30 Lindsay Lohan yacht bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Linday Lohan Yachting Bikini 1
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Lindsay Lohan might be drunk

Here's Lindsay Lohan taking a tumble while leaving a yacht party during the Ischia Film Festival in Italy last night --  which is not something you want to do if you're Lindsay Lohan. Jennifer Lawrence trips and falls, you think clumsy. Lindsay Lohan trips and falls, you think liquor cabinet. Who the fuck stopped guarding the liquor cabinet? Oh well, at least the cocaine cabinet has a lock.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in Mayfair, London (6/30)

INF says that's Lindsay Lohan leaving London's Whisky Mist nightclub earlier this week, carrying a $10,000+ limited edition Givenchy handbag. Oh, okay. Nothing out of the ordinary here. In related news, if you're missing a $10,000+ limited edition Givenchy handbag, pretty sure I just cracked the case.

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Lindsay Lohan arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London (6/10)

After spending the past month partying in London (and threatening to move there), it looks like Lindsay Lohan actually got a real job. She told the New York Times that she'll be appearing in David Mamet's West End play Speed-the-Plow in November:
No air travel was necessary in this case. Ms. Lohan said that she has been in London for several months, preparing for a potential appearance in David Mamet's "Speed-the-Plow" in the West End in November. "It's the first time I've done a stage play or anything like that," she said. "I'm nervous but I'm excited."
So the only source we have that Lindsay Lohan will be appearing in this play is Lindsay Lohan herself. Oh okay, so we can just make up whatever now and the New York Times will print it? I saw a dinosaur in my backyard last night. See, this game is fun.

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  • Lindsay Lohan West End 1
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Lindsay Lohan out and about in London (6/12)

PICTURED: Lindsay Lohan wearing sunglasses the other night in London

Is she:
  • A) Sensitive to light?
  • B) Upbeat about her future, which is so bright that she's gotta wear shades?
  • C) High as a motherfucker?

I expect everyone to ace this exam.

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  • Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses at Night 1
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Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (6/3)

Is Lindsay Lohan enjoying the bar-hopping scene in London so much that she's planning a move there? Sure, why not. Now, about that pesky thing called "money." An insider told The Sun:
"Lindsay's really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she's staying here for good ... Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London."
Lindsay Lohan moving to London actually sounds like a really good idea. The stage production of Les Miserables is one of the more popular West End musicals -- it's perfect for Lindsay! Thousands of people will see her . . . as she panhandles in front of the theater. "Spare some change, guvnah?"

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Moving London 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 29

Lindsay Lohan arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)

Lacey Chabert out and about in New York (pics start here)

Claire Danes out and about in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez visiting Nepal as an ambassador for UNICEF (pics start here)

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron arriving back at their hotel in London (pics start here)

Naomi Watts leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (pics start here)

Tori Spelling out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Ed Harris filming The Adderall Diaries in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at the premiere of Edge of Tomorrow at AMC Lowes Lincoln Square in New York (pics start here)

Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Demi Lovato arriving at a studio in Paris (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Chiltern London 1
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Lindsay Lohan leaving a yacht party in Cannes, France (5/18)

Note to Lindsay Lohan: If you're faking a phone call because you don't want anyone talking to you, it's more believable if you actually make a phone call and not just hold the phone up to your ear.

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  • Lindsay Lohan Fake Phone Call 1
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Lindsay Lohan C London restaurant in Mayfair, London (5/2)

Regarding Lindsay Lohan, a source tells Radar that Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs:
"Lindsay is of course still partying. She never won't use drugs and drink," a close pal told Radar. "Right now she is doing a lot of Ecstasy and Molly because with the psych meds she is on, if she is tested it will only show up as amphetamine, which is prescribed to her so it's 'safe.'"

"I saw Lindsay rolling on Molly when we were at Coachella," another source said. "She doesn't really hide it and anyone close to her knows she's still using."

The first source echoed, telling Radar, "She will never get off Adderall and whatever her illegal drug of choice is at the moment. With her friends she just sort of laughs about sobriety. Everyone kind of just thinks she's a joke now."
Would anyone still care about this chick at all if she was an A-cup? Of course not. Would we really still be talking about Mena Suvari today if she went to rehab ten years ago? My point exactly. Big tits are fucking amazing, man. They can turn the smartest guy in the room into a mouth-breathing dipshit. No one is safe.

*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan London Face 1
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