Lindsay Lohan leaving a beauty supply store in Hollywood (7/8)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson called a locksmith (who was probably enjoying dinner with his wife and kids before being interrupted) to Sam's house a few nights ago after being locked out. And then stiffed him. Bitches. From
TMZ:
As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering $20 instead. The locksmith tells us, Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn't pay him a penny.
Of course Lindsay didn't cough up the dough, she's broke. Besides, she doesn't usually pay for services rendered with money -- she pays with her mouth. The fact that Lindsay was able to break into the four sided structure so easily shouldn't really surprise anyone though -- it wasn't the first time she's forced her way into Sam's box.
Lindsay Lohan leaving Bardot lounge in West Hollywood (7/1)
And by "knows Hollywood," I mean "doesn't know Hollywood at all." Lindsay turned down the role of "Jade" the stripper in the summer hit
The Hangover (the part went to Heather Graham instead), saying the screenplay had "no potential." By the way, the last movie Lindsay "starred" in,
Labor Pains, is bypassing theaters and is
set to premiere on the
ABC Family channel in two weeks.
The Hangover has made $266 million in a little over four weeks. From
Us Weekly:
A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.
"The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," says the source, "and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"
Celebslam.com presents: "Imagined conversations Lindsay Lohan has had with her agent after seeing potential scripts."
Star Wars: "Who the fuck is this George Lucas dork?"
E.T.: "I hate Reese's Pieces."
Jaws: "A movie about a shark? Are you kidding? I might as well shoot my career with a harpoon."
Jurassic Park: "Dinosaurs? Who's the target market, five-year-olds?"
Forrest Gump: "No Oscar potential. I'm a serious actress now that only considers serious roles."
Titanic: "Everyone already knows what happens. Bring me something I can work with."
The Lord of the Rings: "You're fired."
Lindsay Lohan got paid
In "things that might have made sense five years ago when she was actually popular and not a coked-out shell of her former self" news, Lindsay Lohan pocketed a cool $70k from the MGM Grand for hosting a pre-birthday pool party Saturday. Combined with the other money she's made from movies and endorsements, the appearance fee raised Lindsay's income to exactly $70k this year. From the
New York Post:
At the event, which served as a promotion for her Sevyn Nine self-tanning mist, Lohan changed bathing suits five times before throwing on club gear and dancing to Michael Jackson songs for the rest of the night.
But friends of Lohan say the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. "None of her really close friends were there," said our insider, who noted that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson was also missing from the festivities. "The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau."
$70k sounds like quite the deal. I mean, just look at her above. What grace. What elegance. She reminds me a lot of Princess Diana . . . I mean the 2009 version, not that 1996 version that was living. My god. She is a fucking mess. Bitch looks like she just stepped off the set of
Thriller.
Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 23rd birthday at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (6/27)
+ Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian in bikinis [
The Superficial]
+
Bar Refaeli looking hot as usual [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Katy Perry Naked in the Bath... With a Pizza? [Egotastic!]
+ Most awesome backyard explosions [
Holy Taco]
+ Boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+
Elizabeth Hurley showing her great cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Megan Fox is making the rounds [
Bastardly]
+ Bruno does Conan, literally [
Popoholic]
+ Mother of Jacko's kids doesn't want them [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Daisy Dukes are back [
CityRag]
+ Kanye is back with his ex [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Khloe Kardashian has camel toe [
Yeeeah!]
+ A little something for the ladies [
popbytes]
Lindsay Lohan leaving Sam Ronson's house in the Hollywood Hills (6/22)
Looks like we finally know why Lindsay Lohan sold out Justin Timberlake on her Twitter last Monday (Lindsay
posted a message hinting that she saw him cheating on Jessica Biel): he cockblocked her. A witness that night at New York's AVENUE lounge told the
New York Post:
"Usually Justin is pretty in control, but he was acting pretty crazy. He was drinking tequila all night. At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious."
Our source also says that at one point, Lindsay Lohan, currently off with on-again, off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson, tried to dance with Timberlake, but "he shooed her away."
But that didn't stop Timberlake from later cozying up to an unidentified brunette partygoer. "It definitely wasn't Jessica," laughs our source. "He was pretty drunk."
Later that night, Lohan ended up posting a thinly veiled message on her Twitter account, "where's jb cheater" — seemingly referring to Timberlake's girlfriend, Biel. The next day, she added, "Why do people cheat?" But she eventually backtracked, claiming that both messages had been sent by someone who'd hacked into her Twitter account.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned . . . especially the ones that date other women. Can you really blame Justin though for turning down Lindsay? When a girl that sexually confused approaches you in a club, you never know what her true intentions are -- like, does she want to bang or arm wrestle? Of course when Lindsay's with Sam, they're both one in the same. Fisting humor! Catch it!
Lindsay Lohan bikini pics! Lindsay Lohan in Malibu (July 2006)
Lindsay Lohan is pitiful Lindsay Lohan set a new personal record low outside Sam Ronson's house Friday morning. For those of you keeping score, Lindsay's rock bottom has now reached a depth of 984 feet. Go Lindsay!
Pacific Coast News says:
A distressed Lindsay Lohan is finally let into ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson's home at 3am. The troubled young actress had reportedly been in tears in her car as she waited outside the property for the DJ to return home. Samantha made Lindsay wait for a while on her doorstep before finally relenting and letting her in.
In other news, Sam Ronson's front door kinda sorta looks like a vagina. No wonder Lindsay wants in so bad. Must be like lesbian Disneyland in there.
Lindsay Lohan arriving to h.wood nightclub in Hollywood (6/18)
Chances that Lindsay Lohan uttered the phrase "I'll suck your cock for some coke" last night is currently hovering between "very likely" and "very very likely."
Lindsay Lohan leaving Blue & Cream boutique in New York (6/16) Lindsay Lohan is denying that she hinted on her Twitter page on Monday that Justin Timberlake was cheating on Jessica Biel at AVENUE lounge in New York ("So dark -- where's jb cheater?"). A grainy pic was also posted of Justin allegedly making out with another woman. Lindsay claims the post and picture were the work of a stalker . . . yeah right. The only guy stalking this bitch is Jack Daniels. Lindsay told
Life & Style:
"I would not discuss my personal life, let alone someone else's, on the internet! Clearly! Twitter needs to fix their shit. I didn't write 'jb cheater!' What does that even mean? It's annoying."
And what does Avenue have to say about all this? "Celebrities that twitter about other celebrities will no longer be welcome at Avenue," says an Avenue Lounge spokesperson.
A
stalker? That's the best excuse she could come up with? Why not aliens? Or a secret government plot to tarnish her reputation? Both would have been more believable than a stalker. If I'm hacking Lindsay Lohan's Twitter, I'm not writing something cryptic like "So dark -- where's jb cheater?" You better believe I'd be writing something super offensive. "So a Jew, an Asian, and a Mexican walk into a bar . . ."
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson arriving back to Sam's house in the Hollywood Hills (6/11)
Lindsay Lohan got dumped again. The split happened Monday night after Ronson had dinner with the Palestine to Lindsay's Israel Nicole Richie. From
E! Online:
"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.
After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.
You can't really blame Nicole for meddling in other people's affairs. She has a lot of free time on her hands since she DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL WHATSOEVER. Regardless of how Nicole feels, I think Sam will ultimately see that she made a mistake and not just get back together with Lindsay, but marry her. When you have a chance to lock up a sexually-confused, potentially-insane, unemployed alcoholic, you do it. Because you are not getting a second chance. It's not like that type of chick grows on trees. In gutters and strip club dressing rooms maybe, but not on trees.
