Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan graced the amfAR benefit with her presence

amfAR is an international nonprofit organization dedicated to the support of AIDS research, HIV prevention, treatment education, and the advocacy of sound AIDS-related public policy, and last night they had their annual fundraising gala at Cipriani Wall Street in New York. And for some reason Lindsay Lohan showed up. "I would still totally fuck Magic Johnson -- he's worth, like, millions, right?" she probably said from her seat at the open bar.

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Lindsay Lohan for Terry Richardson

I guess when you're box office poison and impossible to get insured for a movie, you have a lot of free time on your hands to do pointless photoshoots, like the one Lindsay Lohan did for Terry Richardson over the weekend at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. At least I think it's for Terry Richardson. It could also be a promo shoot for Truck Stop Whores 9. I honestly wouldn't put anything past Lindsay at this point.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving a progress report hearing at Airport Courthouse in L.A. today

+ Marisa Miller is totally perfect [Regretful Morning]

+ Irina Shayk's boobs for Guess [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Damn, Miranda Kerr is looking FINE [The Superficial]
+ Miss America bikini cameltoe (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Megan Fox vs. Lindsay Lohan [Celebuzz]

+ Michelle Williams strips down for GQ [Evil Beet]
+ Brad Pitt gets an unexpected kiss [Socialite Life]
+ She knows how to fill out a bikini [Double Viking]
+ Why is she dressed so frumpy? [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Lindsay Lohan at the Weinstein post-Golden Globes party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/15)

It's awards season so you know what that means: stories, stories, and more stories about Lindsay Lohan crashing parties she wasn't invited to. Like Harvey Weinstein's pre-Golden Globes party last week. The New York Daily News says:

Lindsay Lohan don’t need no stinkin’ Golden Globe nomination to get her picture taken. On Wednesday the Weinstein Company hosted a pre-Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., and an insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then "made her way to the entrance for photo ops," where the Weinstein firm’s Globe nominees, Jean Dujardin and Berenice Bejo from "The Artist" and Kenneth Branagh and Michelle Williams from "My Week With Marilyn," were being snapped. Bradley Cooper also showed.

Holy shit, Lindsay's like the Jason Bourne of crackheads, slipping by security to infiltrate the red carpet and open bar . . . wait, did Jason Bourne ever pay his rent with a blowjob? I don't remember that part of the movie.

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Lindsay Lohan has some 'splaining to do

I find it a little hard to believe that Lindsay Lohan of all people would simply ignore one of her financial responsibilities. Clearly this must be some kind of accounting mistake on the part of the Federal Government. From E!:

Per court documents, the Internal Revenue Service filed a notice of a Federal Tax Lien on Jan. 5 in California against Lohan, claiming she owes the government $93,701.57 in federal income taxes for 2009. The lien was assessed against on the 25-year-old thesp's Encino home for the amount of the unpaid bill.

I don't know what I find harder to believe. That Lindsay blew off the IRS like they were some kind of common debt collector. Or that Lindsay actually made enough money in 2009 to owe $93,701.57 in taxes. Who knew being a professional fuck up paid that much. Is anyone hiring? Because I would love to sit at home and do mountains of coke all day. You could say I'm ambitious.

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Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor in a movie?

Hmmm, wonder how Lindsay Lohan will fuck this up. From Deadline:

After emulating Marilyn Monroe in a series of photo shoots, most recently for Playboy, Lindsay Lohan may be taking on another screen legend, Elizabeth Taylor. I have learned that the 25-year-old actress is in talks for the female lead in Lifetime’s original movie Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story, chronicling the enduring love of movie icons Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, whose fiery romance was the most notorious, publicized and celebrated love affair of its day. The film, produced by Larry Thompson (Amish Grace), was originally announced as part as Lifetime’s 2011-12 development slate.

On the scale of "really really bad ideas," hiring Lindsay Lohan for your movie ranks right behind hiking along the Iraq/Iran border wearing this shirt:



I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she somehow blows up the set and kills everyone.

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Lindsay Lohan gets yet another regrettable tattoo

Lindsay Lohan hasn't been arrested and/or handcuffed in literally weeks, so it's time to celebrate with a new white trash tattoo! Woo hoo! From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan is a fan of tattooing words on her body -- because just a few months after she got a Billy Joel song lyric tattooed on her rib cage ... she got a much smaller saying "live without regrets" on her left wrist.

According to our sources, LiLo hit up a tattoo parlor on Friday night to get the work done. The impetus for the new ink, we're told, was Lindsay's feeling that she's at a great point in her life ... and she wanted to do something she'd always remember. Our sources say Lindsay is excited for March 29 to come, because that's the day she will be done with her court-ordered community service.

I have to agree with firecrotch's line of thinking on this one. Not being in trouble with the law for a few months IS a milestone for Lindsay. Hell, it's a milestone for any member of Clan Lohan to go a few weeks without appearing before a judge. I say get as many tattoos as you want, LL. Get them for your reason, but also get them to cover those disgusting ginger spots. Do us all a favor, babe.

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Lindsay Lohan outside Brasserie Beaumarchais in New York (12/21)

A-list star Lindsay Lohan has been deluged with cash-rich offers to host various New Year's Eve parties this Saturday, but is instead deciding to keep a low profile as the first step to changing her "party girl" image. In related news, I'm a Viking warrior! Wait, this is make-believe world, right? From TMZ:

We're told Lindsay is desperately trying to change her party girl image ... and she feels staying out of the NYE madness is a major step in the right direction.

Lohan's decision is a costly one -- some stars have raked in 6-figure checks for partying on New Year's Eve.  But we're told Lindsay -- who received high marks from the judge just earlier this month -- doesn't think a check would be worth it.

Lindsay plans to ring in 2012 with a few close friends at her home ... although she may go out to dinner before the final countdown.

My ass Lindsay Lohan turned down a paycheck to get drunk and party. She's staying in on Saturday night because all the clubs wanting her to host a party have one thing in common: a champagne room. She might as well have said that she's not partying on Saturday because she has to fly to the Moon on a research mission.

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Lindsay Lohan in Oahu, Hawaii (12/10)

In a story that doesn't sound suspicious at all, Lindsay Lohan's purse, which had $10,000 cash in it (*wink*wink*), was stolen on Saturday night in Hawaii. The purse was later returned, minus the $10,000 (*wink*wink*), by a "local" after he was questioned by Lindsay Lohan's drug addict friends, Law & Order: Oahu style. TMZ says:

Lindsay had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours -- NOT drinking -- and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in [a Jeep]. When she came out, the purse was gone.

Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left -- driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse -- and up until this morning, she had come up empty.

But that's when one of her friend's eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We're told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later ... claiming he found it on the street somewhere. We're told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn't bother asking questions -- despite the missing $10,000.

In addition to the brick of cash, also stolen out of the Jeep was a painting from Picasso's "Blue Period" and an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. Lindsay's filing an insurance claim later today. Honestly, I don't see how it could possibly get denied.

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FYI: Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics may have leaked to the internets today. You might want to check here. Especially if you're a fan of disappointment.