Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan and fiance Egor Tarabasov in Madrid, Spain (6/10)

Police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home in London last night after she started yelling like a crazy person on her balcony that her fiance just tried to kill her. Wait . . . Lindsay Lohan has a home? I just assumed she lived in a tent down by the river. From The Sun:
Shouting her name and address across the street, she screamed, "Please please please. He just strangled me. He almost killed me. Everybody will know. Get out of my house ... Do it. I dare you again. You're fucking crazy. You sick fuck. You need help. It's my house, get out of my house."

She was also heard shouting to Egor -- who was also near the balcony, "I'm done. I don't love you anymore. You tried to kill me. You're a fucking psycho," before adding. "We are finished ... No Egor, you've been strangling me constantly. You can't strangle a woman constantly and beat the s-- out of her and think it's ok. Everybody saw you touch me. It's filmed. Get out! Get out."

Ten minutes later police arrived after receiving reports of a "woman in distress" - forcing their way into the property - only to find it empty after going inside. They said no crime was committed and no arrests were made.
Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she was moving to London to leave behind the drama that followed her around back at home in the States? ... *sigh* ... Looks like it found her again. Poor, Lindsay. I thought she'd be able to escape it after she joined the Actor Witness Protection Program and didn't appear in any major movies or TV shows for years, but after last night's events, it looks like her identity has been compromised. She has to start all over again.

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Via Lindsay Lohan's Instagram

Remember when Mischa Barton got shit a few weeks ago for her Instagram post about the Alton Sterling shooting and gun violence in America? It's hard for people to take you seriously when you're standing in a bikini on a yacht in the South of France, sipping a glass of wine. If you look up "Caricature of White Privilege" on wikipedia, you'd find Mischa's post. Well Lindsay Lohan just did the same damn thing on Instagram in her post about the tragedies in Nice and Turkey. She put on lingerie, posed seductively, and wrote:
If history were to be folded ... Where would we put the crease?
Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you we all take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)
Later in the day, Lindsay posted a more serious picture of herself in a business suit and wrote:
30-year-old, future Oscar-winning actress from New York. Will fuck right on this bed for cash. Hit up an ATM and then swipe right.
Yep, definitely looks like Lindsay mixed up her Tinder and Instagram accounts again. It happens.

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Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos over the weekend

Noticed this while trolling Lindsay Lohan's Instagram account today. On her current vacation in Greece (the one where she's getting along great with her fiance), she's rocking the same exact neon green swimsuit she did on her 2014 trip to Greece (pic below and a bunch more in the gallery). I knew Lindsay was hurting for money, but this is bad even by broke celebrity standards. I guess when a swimsuit makes your boobs look that awesome, you don't want to get rid of it. Aw yeah, baby.

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*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov in Mykonos last week

Golly, Lindsay Lohan has the worst luck. Drama just seems to follow her wherever she goes. And there's nothing she can do about it. It's purely fate. The latest revolves around her fiance Egor Tarabasov -- aka "soon to be ex-fiance" Egor Tarabasov. From The Sun:
The actress and the Russian business heir had a massive bust-up which ended up with his phone in the sea. Lindsay reached boiling point when she read a suspicious text on Egor's phone at a beach club and she didn't let him get away with it lightly.

She angrily lobbed his mobile into the water in front of shocked friends and family at the exclusive venue. In a fit of rage, Egor then chucked his drink over Lindsay, sparking a furious fight between the pair which prompted security to step in.

An onlooker revealed: "Everything was fine between them before something on Egor's phone upset Lindsay. They then started shouting and screaming at each other. Lindsay threw his phone in the sea, she looked absolutely furious. The security at the beach club had to pull them apart and Lindsay left in her car while Egor went back to the party."
Egor, Egor, Egor, you have a lot to learn. Lindsay will let you get away with a lot in a relationship -- especially if you're paying her bills. You can cheat on her. You can cheat on her with her sister. You can cheat on her with her mom. You can cheat on her with her grandma. You can kick her dog, You can kick her cat. You can kick her. However you absolutely cannot throw your drink on her. That's wasting alcohol and Lindsay simply will not stand for that. Have fun being single.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Blowout Fight 1
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Lindsay Lohan at The 2016 Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball at the Grosvenor House, Park Lane in London (6/22)

Ready to have your mind blown? Lindsay Lohan is still in her 20s. She turns 30 on July 2, but that means she still has another week in her 20s. Selena Gomez is in her 20s. Taylor Swift is in her 20s. And then, bam, Lindsay Lohan, also in her 20s. Here she is at the Butterfly Ball in London yesterday. I'm not trying to be a dick here, but she looks like a 49-year-old who's taken really good care of herself. Okay I'm trying to be a dick. It's sorta my thing.

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan in Madrid, Spain (6/10)

Here's Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Egor Tarabasov in Madrid over the weekend. Flynet says Egor has been planning a huge 30th birthday bash for Lindsay in Greece on July 2. Oh, we're still sticking with the story that she's 29? Because she was telling me yesterday that she still can't believe she voted for Ronald Reagan for President. C'mon, look at that sideboob and tell me she's not 53.

*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Egor Tarabasov Vacation 1
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Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan leaving Loulou's in Mayfair (6/9)

Kourtney Kardashian actually hung out with Lindsay Lohan last night in London. The two had dinner at Ours restaurant and then partied at Loulou's private members club in the uber wealthy area of Mayfair. Above is Lindsay leaving Loulou's, presumably right before the bill came. But Kourtney caught her thanks to that little tip from Kim. "Kourt, at the end of the night she's either gonna try to sneak out or say she forgot her credit card.

*30 Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov in Antibes (5/21)

Flynet says that's Lindsay Lohan with her new rich Russian boyfriend Egor Tarabasov on a yacht off Antibes on Saturday, but I have my doubts. I know an alert security guard when I see one. "You're supposed to be back in the kitchen washing dishes, you bitch!" Because if you had told me six months ago that Lindsay Lohan would be spending next summer on a yacht in the South of France, I would have just assumed it was because she got a job on the staff. "You know what, good for her."

*36 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Yachting Life 1
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Lindsay Lohan The 6th Asian Awards at Grosvenor House in London (4/8)

Here's Lindsay Lohan doing what she does best in London on Friday night: not being at the premiere of her blockbuster new film. She's at the vaguely-racist-sounding Asian Awards, which apparently is a real thing. I think she thought she might win or something. "Best Korean Actress in a Drama is fucking mine!" She may not make the news anymore unless she flashes her tits, but she's still got those same old delusions. "First Asian Awards, and then Academy Awards!"

*31 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (2/12)

Lindsay Lohan is dating 22-year-old Russian business mogul Egor Tarabasov. Ahhh, so that's how she's able to live in London when she should have moved to Reno years ago. Sugar Daddy to the rescue. From Page Six:
Tarabsov, 22, currently works in London as the managing director to Home House Estates, according to his LinkedIn profile.

"She is really happy and a lot of that comes from meeting Egor," an insider told the Mirror. "He's a bit younger than she is, but he's a very smart businessman. He's much more mature than his age suggests, and he's a good influence. He is a perfect boyfriend and -- as he is quite wealthy -- pays for quite a lot of stuff like meals and trips away. He has been traveling the world with her and posting loads of pictures of their trips online."

The couple even spent the holidays together with Lohan's family.
What an incredible twist of fate that Lindsay fell in love with this Russian guy, and then she finds out after their 10th date that he's really really rich. Because Lindsay wouldn't bring money up until their 10th date, right? Right?

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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