Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov in Antibes (5/21)

Flynet says that's Lindsay Lohan with her new rich Russian boyfriend Egor Tarabasov on a yacht off Antibes on Saturday, but I have my doubts. I know an alert security guard when I see one. "You're supposed to be back in the kitchen washing dishes, you bitch!" Because if you had told me six months ago that Lindsay Lohan would be spending next summer on a yacht in the South of France, I would have just assumed it was because she got a job on the staff. "You know what, good for her."

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Lindsay Lohan The 6th Asian Awards at Grosvenor House in London (4/8)

Here's Lindsay Lohan doing what she does best in London on Friday night: not being at the premiere of her blockbuster new film. She's at the vaguely-racist-sounding Asian Awards, which apparently is a real thing. I think she thought she might win or something. "Best Korean Actress in a Drama is fucking mine!" She may not make the news anymore unless she flashes her tits, but she's still got those same old delusions. "First Asian Awards, and then Academy Awards!"

*31 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (2/12)

Lindsay Lohan is dating 22-year-old Russian business mogul Egor Tarabasov. Ahhh, so that's how she's able to live in London when she should have moved to Reno years ago. Sugar Daddy to the rescue. From Page Six:
Tarabsov, 22, currently works in London as the managing director to Home House Estates, according to his LinkedIn profile.

"She is really happy and a lot of that comes from meeting Egor," an insider told the Mirror. "He's a bit younger than she is, but he's a very smart businessman. He's much more mature than his age suggests, and he's a good influence. He is a perfect boyfriend and -- as he is quite wealthy -- pays for quite a lot of stuff like meals and trips away. He has been traveling the world with her and posting loads of pictures of their trips online."

The couple even spent the holidays together with Lohan's family.
What an incredible twist of fate that Lindsay fell in love with this Russian guy, and then she finds out after their 10th date that he's really really rich. Because Lindsay wouldn't bring money up until their 10th date, right? Right?

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (2/14)

LIFE PRO TIP: If you don't have a lot of money, don't get lip injections! Back-alley plastic surgeons will often leave you looking like a retarded cartoon caricature of your former self!

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Terrible Lip Injections 1
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Lindsay Lohan out and about in Mayfair, London (2/3)

WENN says that's Lindsay Lohan out and about in London on Wednesday night "accompanied by a bodyguard." Oh you British and your silly words. We call those guys debt collectors here in the states.

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In social media fight news, Lindsay Lohan apparently just realized -- like we all did 15 years ago -- that her mom Dina is a terrible fucking person. She Instagrammed (and then deleted) this picture yesterday with the caption "@dinalohan ... Sometimes it sucks when your mom isn't there for you."

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In completely unrelated news, I just thought of a brilliant business idea: a courier service that delivers cocaine to your doorstep anywhere in the world. You know, in case you keep calling your mom to bring some over but she doesn't answer because her phone got shut off because she didn't pay the bill. Fucking brilliant.


Lindsay Lohan in London last November

2016's first "____ ____ is a racist fucking asshole" is brought to you by Lindsay Lohan. Congratulations, Lindsay. Here's a gift certificate for some free sensitivity training. From Radar:
Sources tell Radar that LiLo and her sister Ali were together in the bathroom of Vbar in Greenwich village in the late hours of Friday night when the bartender asked the pair to leave.

"They walked in off the street and made a beeline for the bathroom. They didn't order a drink or anything. They were in there for around 20 minutes and then the bartender started knocking on the door and asked them to come out. When they didn't come out, he then asked them to leave and Lindsay became aggressive and belligerent," a source said.
I know what you're thinking and there could be a perfectly innocent explanation as to why Lindsay and her sister locked themselves in a bathroom for 20 minutes. For example . . . cocaine. Or what about . . . cocaine. Or even . . . cocaine. See, a number of possibilities.
"Lindsay came out and her eyes were glazed over and she started yelling at the bartender - who is originally from West Africa - 'This is New York. You're not from here.' What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana. It seemed like a racist attack."

"They wouldn't leave and all hell was breaking loose and that's when Lindsay spat in our friend's face. The bar then erupted and everyone was yelling at them to leave," a second source said.
I don't know what's funnier: Lindsay Lohan making fun of someone with a job *or* someone from Long Island making fun of where someone's from. It's like backwards world.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Lindsay Lohan spits for the first time

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Lindsay Lohan in Costa Rica (1/5)

To "clear away the negativity," here's Lindsay Lohan taking a topless dip in some volcanic mud during her current vacation in Costa Rica. Lindsay, you're confused -- that's not negativity. Diego at the front desk is genuinly curious as to how the fuck you're gonna pay your bill when you check out.

*15 Lindsay Lohan Costa Rica pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan photoshoot for Notofu magazine winter by Ellen Von Unwerth

Here's Lindsay Lohan for the new issue of Notofu magazine. LOL! Glad they could dig up some old pictures of her. Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked like that since the Bush administration.

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Lindsay Lohan Dubai Sun
Lindsay Lohan in Dubai

What are the chances that Lindsay Lohan develops skin cancer at some point in 2016? Is a million bajillion % a real number?