Archive: Lindsay Lohan

Ali Lohan got a boob job

In their latest issue, Us Weekly asks the question on the minds of many imprisoned pedophiles and child rapists: Is it finally acceptable to talk about a 14-year-old girl’s breasts? The answer? A resounding ‘yes’:

Did 14-year-old singer Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt? Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now, that the young star of Living Lohan flaunted what looked like overnight curves at a Jonas Brothers concert in East Hampton, NY on August 9. Just three months earlier, a flatter Lohan hit Fuse for a taping of The Sauce in NYC. (Source)

After being confronted by a paparazzo asking about her sister’s breasts, Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace page to address the rumors:

All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body. (Source)

Ha ha ha, that’s a good one Lindsay. You almost had me convinced that Dina’s a responsible mother and not a leech that sacrificed both of her daughter’s childhoods to the Hollywood machine, all in some misguided attempt to boost her own sense of self-importance. Did you know that when Ali was just 4, Dina taught her to stand with her head perfectly still so “Mommy has a place to put her margarita”? True story.

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Lindsay Lohan being mobbed by paparazzi on Robertson Blvd. (8/12)

+ What’s gayer? Mischa Barton’s dog or her boyfriend? [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Topless Together Again… Again [Egotastic!]
+ Madonna is adopting another kid, this time a girl from Malawi [Just Jared]
+ Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend is already hot again [Lossip]
+ Tranny to appear on next season of Tyra Banks’ ANTM [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ You, too, can shit in the same toilets the Hoff once did [ICYDK]
+ Sunny Leone is NSFW [Attuworld]
+ Rachel Hunter engaged to a hockey player 13 years younger than her [Cele|bitchy]
+ Crane drops truck . . .  sweeeeeeet [Horny Oyster]

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Lindsay Lohan is sorta see through

Samantha Ronson’s 31st birthday was yesterday and to celebrate the occasion Lindsay Lohan walked around Miami without a bra. Best present ever? Actually, no. For Christmas, Lindsay bought Sam a custom made three horsepower vibrator with over 45 custom attachments, including mason jar and zucchini. It’s really quite something. Popular Mechanics called it a “marvel of modern lesbian engineering.”

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Lindsay Lohan looks 40

Wow, Lindsay barely looks 40 in these pics taken of her in Miami yesterday. I wonder what kind of moisturizer she uses? Ohhh, tell us Lindsay! Share your secrets!

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Miami (8/4)

According to what a “source” revealed to UK tabloid News of the World, yes, yes they are. I don’t know about you guys but anonymous hearsay is good enough for me! From the tabloid:

Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart Sam Ronson at a private ceremony in LA later this year. Lindsay’s mum Dina has told pals that she wants to “welcome Sam into the family” with a lavish party, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo’s pals and relatives.

My source revealed: “Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year. Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s around then. They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life— so they want to make their romance public.” (Source)

Are we supposed to be surprised Lindsay and Sam are “tying the knot”? These two have been “keeping their relationship quiet” about as well as Rosie has with Dreyer’s. If Lindsay’s really adamant about getting something tied, I’d suggest she do the rest of humanity a favor and start with her tubes. Oh and Dina’s brilliant idea that Lindsay show her affection for a manish-looking woman at a big party? Yeah, not always such a good idea — see video below.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson out and about in L.A. (7/30)

+ I believe this color is called “jailbait yellow” [Just Jared]

+ Kendra Wilkinson has a golfing upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Bar Refaeli bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Pam Anderson’s boobs are trying to escape [F-Listed]
+ Rosie O’Donnell quit blogging [ICYDK]

+ Got curves? Rosario Dawson does [Popoholic]
+ Alejandra Maglietti pics can get you fired [Horny Oyster]
+ Ludacris tries to help Barack Obama, fails [Bossip]
+ Elizabeth Taylor on her death bead? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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Lindsay Lohan hit by a motorcycle in New York

Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorcycle early Saturday morning after a night of clubbing in New York City. Though she was taken to Beth Israel Medical Center, the actress was treated and released at 4 A.M. with no major injuries. Lindsay’s dad Michael told the New York Post:

“She’s not hurt. That’s all I really care about.” (Source)

Wait a minute, I though the lesbian motorcycle club was called “Dykes on Bikes” (official site here) not “Dykes hit by Bikes”? Michael’s concern for his daughter’s well-being would be touching if it wasn’t completely predicated on the fact that she’s his meal ticket. Without Lindsay, Michael Lohan would completely fade into oblivion. So a lot like how Sara Silverman must feel right now after losing Jimmy Kimmel.

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Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty in New York (7/22)

Poor Lindsay. When Sam’s not around she doesn’t know where to put her fists.

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The first time Samantha Ronson has ever blown anything

Samantha Ronson blew Lindsay Lohan a kiss yesterday as she was leaving the set of Lohan’s new movie Labor Pains. I don’t know why Lindsay won’t just admit she’s gay already. Her closet must have like nine deadbolts. The only way she could be any gayer is if she had her hands surgically replaced with vibrators. Don’t laugh. With enough money, doctors will do just about anything in Mexico.

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Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains in L.A. (7/7)

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