Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan leaving her hotel in London (4/11)

Lindsay Lohan revealed on the season/series/no-way-in-hell-Oprah-works-with-her-again finale of her reality show Lindsay that she had a miscarriage during the filming of the show. As for the father, Lindsay currently has that narrowed down to the right half of the phone book. She said:
"I cried so many times watching it. I don't see it as me, it's strange. Of course I'm a bit of a narcissist. Who isn't in this industry? At the same time, it's still like, when a camera is on, I'm on. If I know I'm not capable of being on, that's why I would say I couldn't film today. No one knows this, and we can finish [the interview] after this -- I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.

"It's a very long story but that's why on the show when it says, 'she doesn't want to come down, she doesn't want to come down.' I couldn't move. I was sick. And mentally that messes with you."
This might turn out to be one of history's greatest "maybes." If Lindsay never has a miscarriage and gives birth, maybe she becomes an amazing mother. Maybe the baby grounds her. Maybe she turns her career around. Maybe she wins an Oscar. Or maybe she accidentally sets it on fire.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 8

Lindsay Lohan outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

Kate Upton at the German premiere of The Other Woman at Mathaeser Filmpalast in Munich (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale filming Absolutely Anything in London (pics start here)

Emma Roberts shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale on her way to yoga class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Selena Gomez at The Alliance For Children's Rights 22nd Annual Dinner in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl shopping in New York (pics start here)

Heidi Klum arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Briana Evigan at the premiere of Draft Day at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood (pics start here)

TV host Carol Vorderman leaving ITV Studios in London (pics start here)

Jessica Hart doing a photoshoot in Miami (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 26

Lindsay Lohan out and about in New York (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum leaving a cafe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Swift arriving at The Baryshnikov Arts Center in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and family out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Britney Spears arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jon Voight on the set of Ray Donovan in Highland Park, CA (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Greene leaving Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp and Joshua Bowman on the set of Revenge in Downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Kelly Brook arriving on a flight at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)

Jeremy Piven leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Lindsay Lohan leaving her apartment in New York (3/6)

Lindsay Lohan says she's done with partying and drinking, but is partying and drinking until the wee hours of the morning? It seems like we've heard this story 19 or 20 times before. From the Mirror:
On Sunday night, the former actress, 27, told Oprah: "There's no party that I haven't gone to, there's no person that I haven't hung out with, there's no situation that I haven't been exposed to." And she insisted: "There's nothing left in having a drink for me."

But she must have found something to occupy herself at LA's famous party venue the Chateau Marmont, as I can reveal she was there until 5am on Saturday morning. And something kept her amused enough to go on to a house party. She can't be too done with fun times, because she was back partying at the hotel later that evening, too - and she remained there until the early hours of Sunday morning.

I'm told: "Lindsay started on Friday night at the cocktail bar at the Beverly Hills hotel, before moving on to the Chateau. She was out in the garden until early in the morning, and then the group moved on to a house party in the Hills. Literally hours later she was back in party mode at the Chateau again."
Wait, Lindsay has a problem with drinking and the truth? The hell you say. It's not surprising that my girl LiLo likes to party like it's 2004 -- what surprises me is how easily Team Oprah got ginger-conned. Fatso and her legion of dopey soccer moms roll their judgmental eyes whenever Rihanna risks a beating by flossing with Chris Brown's poo hammer, but clutch their pearls with outrage when Lindsay has a good time. Hey, Lindsay might get behind the wheel and take out a family of five on their way home from grammy's house, but Chris might eventually murder an A-list Grammy winner, so who's really the dick here? It's sad that in the year of our heavenly Lord 2014, we're still dealing with this sort of racism. Shame on them. Shame, I say!

*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (3/10)

You'd never know it from her humble everyday behavior, but Lindsay Lohan will actually be guest-starring soon on the CBS comedy 2 Broke Girls. It's true. You'll practically have to torture her to admit it because she hates to be in the spotlight, but it's already been confirmed.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving a party in London (1/12)

Lindsay Lohan is determined to sleep with the most eligible bachelor in the U.K. (Prince Harry), and she's not gonna let anyone stop her. Not even Prince Harry. She'll roofie that asshole if she has to. A source told National Enquirer:
"Lindsay has always had a huge crush on Prince Harry. She drools over him whenever he's on TV and goes on and on about how physically perfect he is, how much she loves his accent, and what an amazing match they would be between the sheets. She's like, 'if I could just get to meet him one time, I know he'd go for me.'

"She's convinced Harry will eventually fall for her charms The way she sees it, they're both cut from the same cloth. She really wants to have him as one of her bedpost notches and she'll do almost anything to make it happen."
So Lindsay Lohan thinks she has the goods to be royalty, does she? Well, just because she can stack up boilermakers and go shot for shot with a Royal Marine/party animal doesn't make her blue blood material -- it just means she's Lindsay fucking Lohan. The Prince has his pick of millions of much classier broads than LiLo, so there's no way this hookup will ever happen unless a bout of PTSD strikes and he needs to hear the horrific screams of battle to get an erection. Lindsay's been chasing the dream for years, but she should stick to people of her ilk -- like Jack (Daniels), Jim (Beam), and Jose (Cuervo).

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Boujis nightclub in London (1/12)

Before making her way to Sundance this week (where she announced that she's producing and starring in the appropriately-named film Inconceivable), Lindsay Lohan was living the dream in London. Bar, nightclub, bar, happy hour, nightclub, bar, nightclub. And she was getting paid for it. From TMZ:
...we've learned LiLo has hooked up with some Londoners with connections to the city's hottest clubs and other night spots and they've negotiated deals for her to make tens of thousands of dollars in appearance fees.

We're told Lindsay has already made some appearances and more are scheduled ... she's pulling in between $5K - $15K per appearance. She claims she's stone cold sober.
On paper we know that a person in recovery should probably stay away from bars and nightclubs, but I'm willing to make an exception for Lindsay because she's way more interesting once the booze starts flowing. Sober Lindsay is boring, so thank Xenu we haven't seen her with a clear mind since the '90s. Nothing but good (for us) can come from a drunken Lindsay getting behind the wheel of a high-powered European sports car and trying to drive on the wrong side of the road, as her majesty's subjects tend to do over there. Now throw the DUI Queen of Long Island (aka Dina Lohan) into the mix and we'll see some really tragic shenanigans. Cheers, mates!

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, January 17

Lindsay Lohan outside No. 41 club in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan filming Fifty Shades of Grey in Vancouver (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving her office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Abbie Cornish and Conor Leslie at the series premiere of Klondike at the Best Buy Theater in New York (pics start here)

British singer Jessie J out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kylie Jenner shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mandy Moore leaving Gelson's in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Lisa Ling on her way to lunch at Hugo's in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Michelle Monaghan leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Julie Benz on her way to Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Barron Hilton at Coachella last year

Believe it or not, Barron Hilton is exactly the spoiled little asshole you think he is. By now you've probably heard that he was awesomely punched in the face last Friday by Lindsay Lohan's friend Ray (pic of his bruised and battered face here). Barron claims Lindsay ordered Ray to do it, but a source tells the New York Daily News that Barron got punched because he's a spoiled little asshole:
"There were a bunch of kids at the house, when Ray got back from a party, who weren't meant to be staying there. They had all been up all night drinking and Barron was one of them," says one source.

LeMoine asked the group to leave and Hilton took exception to it, says the source, asking LeMoine, "'Don't you know who I am? Do you know who my sister is?' .. Barron just snapped at Ray and started pushing him and shouting at him, and that's when Ray hit him."
Holy shit, "Do you know who my sister is?" when your sister is Paris Hilton might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. It just invites punching. If anything, you should be apologizing for that, not bragging. I've never even met this Ray LeMoine guy, but I'm sending him a Christmas present. Somebody send me his Amazon wishlist.

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Lindsay Lohan at a friend's house in Miami (12/5)

Lindsay Lohan fled her Miami hotel late Saturday night because the police are trying to question her in the assault of Paris Hilton's little brother Barron. Barron was punched in the face by a dude at a party both attended at a Star Island mansion on Thursday night/Friday morning, and he's claiming Lindsay order her friend Ray LeMoine to do it. Ah yes, those Thursday night mansion parties. I attend those quite often here in the real world. A source told the New York Post:
"They had been partying all night, when Lindsay's current boy toy started talking to Barron about what a nightmare she is and how he wants to end things with her. Barron sympathized with him, but Lindsay overheard and was so angry he was 'talking smack' about her. She ordered her friend [to] beat up Barron."

The source added, "Barron has filed a police report naming Lindsay Lohan and his attacker, who is a friend of hers. Miami police are looking for them both. Barron's face is a mess and he has been seen by a doctor. He is the victim and is really shaken up."

A separate source claimed Miami police showed up at Lohan's hotel twice Saturday, without a warrant, looking for the alleged attacker. We're told the officers were turned away on both occasions without interviewing Lohan or the alleged assailant, who was not at the hotel. A frantic Lohan was spotted checking out of the Shore Club "in a hurry."
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton's asshole brother Barron -- there's not one remotely likable person in this story. It's like Hitler fighting Stalin, only worse. At least Hitler had a cute little mustache.

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