Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov in Madrid earlier this year

Lindsay Lohan has one thing going for her right now -- Russian talk show Pust govoryat wants to interview her about her breakup with rich Russian Egor Tarabasov -- and she's gonna milk it for all it's worth. The things she wants for the interview read like some insane Mariah Carey tour rider that you're pretty sure isn't real, From TMZ:
Our Russian spies got us a copy of Channel 1's letter to Lindsay, in which they say, "Please send the list of demands."
Lindsay sent her demands alright ...
-- a private jet
-- security
-- 1 year Russian visa with extension
-- 500,000 British pounds
-- hair, makeup and manicurist onboard jet
-- Ritz-Carlton penthouse suite

Oh, and one other thing. She wants to meet with President Vladimir Putin and get photos with him. We're told Lindsay is negotiating and some of the demands have been met.
"Ms. Lohan, in response to your list of demands, we give you cigarette - Sincerely, Russia."

And you know what, I think she'd do it.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Russian TV Interview 1
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Lindsay Lohan at Fawaz Gruosi's "Fawaz's Folies" birthday party in Porto-Cervo, Sardinia, Italy (8/8)

At a party last week in Italy, Lindsay Lohan was overheard telling people she wanted to move back to Hollywood and resurrect her career. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Liver disease you say? That doesn't even sound like a real thing! From Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan has set her sights yet again on a career comeback, following her breakup with Egor Tarabasov ... she was spotted at [a party] in Sardinia, Italy, where, "She was telling people she is going to spend more time in Hollywood and on her comeback."
This sounds like a great idea -- I don't see any possible obstacle to Lindsay's plan. Wait a minute . . . I forgot about customs. Letting Lindsay Lohan back into the country is a good way to get demoted to a menial job so far down the government ranks that people basically forget you even exist. And we already have a Vice President, thank you very much.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Comeback Dreams 1
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Lindsay Lohan and Harvey Weinstein at Fawaz Gruosi's "FawazĂ­s Folies" birthday party at Cala di Volpe in Porto Cervo, Sardinia (8/8)

Harvey Weinstein attended De Grisogono founder Fawaz Gruosi's birthday party Monday in Porto Cervo, and some asshole fucked up and sat him at a table right next to Lindsay Lohan. And as you can tell, he is thrilled. Just. Thrilled. "Harvey, I'd love to star in your next film . . . co-star? . . . guest star? . . . cameo? . . . background extra? . . .  FINE, I'LL CLEAN YOUR HOUSE IF YOU JUST PAY ME!"

*15 Harvey Weinstein pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Harvey Weinstein 1
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Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov at the Butterfly Ball in London (6/22)

After loudly and publicly accusing him of attempted murder a few nights ago, Lindsay Lohan and her rich Russian fiance Egor Tarabasov have split up. Dammit, looks like I'm gonna have to return that razor blade and small mirror I bought Lindsay as a wedding present. From the New York Post:
Sources close to La Lohan say she and her wealthy Russian beau Egor Tarabasov have tragically split following a dramatic few days of claims of abuse, pregnancy and cheating.
Settle down, New York Post. 9/11 was a tragedy. This is just the universe returning back to normal.
On Tuesday, Tarabasov was seen moving out of her London apartment, as a source close to Lohan told Page Six, "They are taking a break, she didn't want him trespassing in her apartment, but he went in and took all his possessions."

The source added that Tarabasov is from a conservative family who didn't approve of her recent revelations on social media, claiming he was cheating with a "hooker" and she might be pregnant.

A friend told us, "After moving to London and meeting Egor, Lindsay felt like she'd finally moved on from the chaos of her youth. She was really ready to settle down and start a family. Sadly, for her, she is losing much more than just a boyfriend."
Wow, this actually is tragic news. Poor thing. I don't know how she's gonna deal with this. The important thing to remember is that there may be some rough times ahead, but she'll emerge from it a stronger woman. Of course I'm talking about Linday Lohan's landlord, Mary. Rent may be a little late next month since Egor's not around anymore, but Lindsay's good for it. She promises!

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Egor Tarabasov Split 1
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Lindsay Lohan and fiance Egor Tarabasov in Madrid, Spain (6/10)

Police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home in London last night after she started yelling like a crazy person on her balcony that her fiance just tried to kill her. Wait . . . Lindsay Lohan has a home? I just assumed she lived in a tent down by the river. From The Sun:
Shouting her name and address across the street, she screamed, "Please please please. He just strangled me. He almost killed me. Everybody will know. Get out of my house ... Do it. I dare you again. You're fucking crazy. You sick fuck. You need help. It's my house, get out of my house."

She was also heard shouting to Egor -- who was also near the balcony, "I'm done. I don't love you anymore. You tried to kill me. You're a fucking psycho," before adding. "We are finished ... No Egor, you've been strangling me constantly. You can't strangle a woman constantly and beat the s-- out of her and think it's ok. Everybody saw you touch me. It's filmed. Get out! Get out."

Ten minutes later police arrived after receiving reports of a "woman in distress" - forcing their way into the property - only to find it empty after going inside. They said no crime was committed and no arrests were made.
Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she was moving to London to leave behind the drama that followed her around back at home in the States? ... *sigh* ... Looks like it found her again. Poor, Lindsay. I thought she'd be able to escape it after she joined the Actor Witness Protection Program and didn't appear in any major movies or TV shows for years, but after last night's events, it looks like her identity has been compromised. She has to start all over again.

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Fiance Problems 1
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Via Lindsay Lohan's Instagram

Remember when Mischa Barton got shit a few weeks ago for her Instagram post about the Alton Sterling shooting and gun violence in America? It's hard for people to take you seriously when you're standing in a bikini on a yacht in the South of France, sipping a glass of wine. If you look up "Caricature of White Privilege" on wikipedia, you'd find Mischa's post. Well Lindsay Lohan just did the same damn thing on Instagram in her post about the tragedies in Nice and Turkey. She put on lingerie, posed seductively, and wrote:
If history were to be folded ... Where would we put the crease?
Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you we all take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)
Later in the day, Lindsay posted a more serious picture of herself in a business suit and wrote:
30-year-old, future Oscar-winning actress from New York. Will fuck right on this bed for cash. Hit up an ATM and then swipe right.
Yep, definitely looks like Lindsay mixed up her Tinder and Instagram accounts again. It happens.

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Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos over the weekend

Noticed this while trolling Lindsay Lohan's Instagram account today. On her current vacation in Greece (the one where she's getting along great with her fiance), she's rocking the same exact neon green swimsuit she did on her 2014 trip to Greece (pic below and a bunch more in the gallery). I knew Lindsay was hurting for money, but this is bad even by broke celebrity standards. I guess when a swimsuit makes your boobs look that awesome, you don't want to get rid of it. Aw yeah, baby.

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*20 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Same Swimsuit 1
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Lindsay Lohan and Egor Tarabasov in Mykonos last week

Golly, Lindsay Lohan has the worst luck. Drama just seems to follow her wherever she goes. And there's nothing she can do about it. It's purely fate. The latest revolves around her fiance Egor Tarabasov -- aka "soon to be ex-fiance" Egor Tarabasov. From The Sun:
The actress and the Russian business heir had a massive bust-up which ended up with his phone in the sea. Lindsay reached boiling point when she read a suspicious text on Egor's phone at a beach club and she didn't let him get away with it lightly.

She angrily lobbed his mobile into the water in front of shocked friends and family at the exclusive venue. In a fit of rage, Egor then chucked his drink over Lindsay, sparking a furious fight between the pair which prompted security to step in.

An onlooker revealed: "Everything was fine between them before something on Egor's phone upset Lindsay. They then started shouting and screaming at each other. Lindsay threw his phone in the sea, she looked absolutely furious. The security at the beach club had to pull them apart and Lindsay left in her car while Egor went back to the party."
Egor, Egor, Egor, you have a lot to learn. Lindsay will let you get away with a lot in a relationship -- especially if you're paying her bills. You can cheat on her. You can cheat on her with her sister. You can cheat on her with her mom. You can cheat on her with her grandma. You can kick her dog, You can kick her cat. You can kick her. However you absolutely cannot throw your drink on her. That's wasting alcohol and Lindsay simply will not stand for that. Have fun being single.

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Blowout Fight 1
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Lindsay Lohan at The 2016 Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball at the Grosvenor House, Park Lane in London (6/22)

Ready to have your mind blown? Lindsay Lohan is still in her 20s. She turns 30 on July 2, but that means she still has another week in her 20s. Selena Gomez is in her 20s. Taylor Swift is in her 20s. And then, bam, Lindsay Lohan, also in her 20s. Here she is at the Butterfly Ball in London yesterday. I'm not trying to be a dick here, but she looks like a 49-year-old who's taken really good care of herself. Okay I'm trying to be a dick. It's sorta my thing.

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  • Lindsay Lohan Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball 1
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Lindsay Lohan in Madrid, Spain (6/10)

Here's Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Egor Tarabasov in Madrid over the weekend. Flynet says Egor has been planning a huge 30th birthday bash for Lindsay in Greece on July 2. Oh, we're still sticking with the story that she's 29? Because she was telling me yesterday that she still can't believe she voted for Ronald Reagan for President. C'mon, look at that sideboob and tell me she's not 53.

*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Egor Tarabasov Vacation 1
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