Linda Hogan

Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at LAX last year

In a statement released late yesterday, Linda Hogan's rep fired back at Hulk Hogan over those comments he made in Rolling Stone about "understanding" why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife:

"Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates," states Linda Hogan. "We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers," states Linda’s rep Gary Smith. Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously. Linda's attorney Ray Rafool is weighting all options necessary to protect his client.

"Rage and instability" -- oh c'mon, that's a cheap shot against pro wrestling. Out of the ten most popular wrestlers in the WWE, how many have killed their families in the past few years? One, maybe two? That's less than a 20% chance Linda has of being murdered. Seems like pretty good odds to me. Linda needs to stop being such a drama queen.

The Hulk showing off his ringless finger in Miami (3/17)

I've never been married, so I don't have much experience with divorce trials, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to imply that you want to murder your ex-wife. Judges tend to frown on that sort of thing. I know, bunch of prudes. From the New York Post:

Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

If I know one thing about show business, it's that comparing yourself to a vicious murderer is a surefire path to stardom. I mean, just look at what's happened to Zac Efron since he compared himself to the Green River Killer in that interview he did with Teen Beat last year. His career is taking off!

49-year-old Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at the Sundance Film Festival in park City, Utah (1/17)

Say what you will about pedophiles, but their is no denying that they have an impeccable sense of style. I sooooo want that jacket that Linda bought Charlie. Thing is pure awesomeness.