That's just wrong
How much would it suck to get out of jail after five months and find out your mom is dating a guy you used to go to high school with? If Nick Hogan didn't know his mom Linda was dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill, he certainly found out yesterday. Nick, Charlie, and Linda were all seen at LAX together. Linda was even nice enough to carry Charlie's skateboard. Wow. The only way that picture could get creepier is if Linda was carrying his math homework.
Linda Hogan still dating a teenager
Looks like 48-year-old Linda Hogan and 19-year-old Charlie Hill are still dating. The couple was spotted at a wedding together last Saturday in Clearwater, Florida. Though they were "clearly having fun" according to onlookers, the couple left the reception shortly before 6 P.M. Apparently Charlie's not allowed to drive at night until his learner's permit expires and he gets his full driver's license.
[TMZ]
Brooke Hogan and Charley Hill
Brooke Hogan has finally commented about her 48-year-old mom's relationship with 19-year-old Charley Hill. Basically, she's freaking out. In an off-air conversation with E! satellite radio host Michael Yo, Brooke said:
"I'm totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she's my mom, so I have to show her support . . . I went to school with him. He was a grade under me . . . Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)." (Source)
I like how E! had to clarify that Charley was between Brook and Nick (in school). The Hogan family is so fucked up that if E! left that out, naturally we'd assume they had some kind of freaky threesome. Seriously, I wouldn't put anything past this family at this point. Saying that Linda and the Hulk failed as parents is like saying Hitler failed at diplomacy.
Linda Hogan is creepy
As if Linda Hogan's relationship with 19-year-old Charley Hill couldn't get any creepier, TMZ did some digging and found that Charley was friends with Linda's son Nick when they were kids. All together now: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. TMZ says:
We hear 19-year-old Charley Hill was "definitely friends" with Nick Hogan when they were kids, and we we're told he was an altar server at the church the Hogan family attended in Florida years ago. Holy jail bait! Charley was only one grade above Nick, and our sources tell us the two often played sports together. (Source)
The kid was an alter server? No wonder these two get along so well. Linda has all the traits Charlie's looking for from his past relationships: facial hair, testosterone, and a pastoral staff! This story kind of reminds me of a porn site some people* visit where the moms hook up with their son's friends. Of course the main difference is that on those sites, the moms usually look like women.
*Me
Linda Hogan has a boyfriend
Following the Hulk's move of dating a woman that looks suspiciously like his daughter, Linda Hogan is now dating a dude that looks suspiciously like her son. Did I mention he's 19? Because he's 19. Ummm, wow? TMZ says:
In an effort to make the Hogan family look even worse, Linda Hogan took her 19-year-old Nick-a-like boytoy to the opening of Palms Place last night! Charlie told us they are just friends -- because friends are typically all over each other at the Palms. Of course classy Linda made sure Charlie-poo had a drink. (Source)
If you would have told me last June that one year from now, the most normal thing about this family would be a daughter that kinda looks like a tranny, I probably would have punched you in the face. I could go on a cross-burning spree for the next year and still look better than any member of this family. I mean, how does a 48-year-old even begin to date a 19-year-old? "When he asked me to buy him beer in front of that 7-11, I knew it was love at first sight."
Linda Hogan bikini pics! (South Beach - 2/22)
Sorry but I had to break this Hogan family outing into two posts. Too many testosterone-laden bikini pics seen at once has been known to cause seizures in Japanese children -- I'd rather err on the side of caution. You probably can't tell from the above pic, but there used to be an abandoned car on that bridge that made it damn near impassable. I say "used to" because -- shortly before this pic was taken -- Linda picked the car up, twirled it around her head a few times, and threw it into the ocean. Problem solved!
[INFDaily.com]
The Hogan Family
According to the guy Nick Hogan almost killed's attorney, Linda Hogan's recent divorce announcement may just be a ploy to protect half of the family's assets from a lawsuit. Let's flash back to August 25 when Nick's friend John Graziano had no trouble using silverware. The next day Nick crashed his Supra and now silverware to John is like advanced calculus. The former Marine's family retained an attorney and they are expected to file suit against the Hogans in the forthcoming months (it's believed Nick's Supra is registered to one of his parents). The Saint Petersburg Times says:
The pending divorce between Terry and Linda Bollea could serve as a strategic move in a civil suit over the wreck that critically injured a young man riding with their son. That's the opinion of Kimberley Kohn, a Tampa attorney who represents Ed Graziano, the father of injured passenger John Graziano. Kohn said Monday a divorce could be one step the Bolleas could take to try to protect assets. That's because it could cut Terry Bollea's assets in half, she said. (Source)
There's a special place in hell for people that do shit like this. Of course I'm talking about Linda. The Hulk's had his spot reserved ever since he beat my idol Sgt. Slaughter in WrestleMania VII. How did the ref not see that chair smuggled into the ring? I've seen the video from four different angles, read witness testimonials, plotted charts, and studied graphs--both pie and bar, and still something just doesn't seem right. I hate to go down this road but I think the fix was in.
