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Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (9/12)

In case you care, Linda Hogan's still dating that dude that went to school with her son. In even creepier news, . . . *crickets chirping* . . .

Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami (5/18)

Hulk Hogan is pissed about the comments his estranged wife Linda made last week about their daughter Brooke. And . . . and . . . I don't even know what to say about these people anymore. They're all horrible, horrible people. From Life & Style:

"I can’t believe Linda would do this," the former wrestling champ tells Life & Style exclusively. "She’s lost and needs help."

Hulk vehemently denies Linda’s claim that he was “rolling and smoking joints” with Brooke’s boyfriend, Stack, during one of Brooke’s recording sessions. “Absolutely not!” he shoots back. “Brooke is a clean-cut girl. She’s very open and honest.” In fact, Hulk suggests that Linda, who filed for divorce in 2007 after 24 years of marriage, is the one using drugs. Linda has said she’d happily submit to a drug test to prove otherwise. Hulk’s response? “If Linda says she’ll take a drug test, I say bring it, brother! It needs to be done, and she’ll fail it.”

In the meantime, he just wants Linda to stop attacking their little girl. “Brooke can’t have a relationship with her mother like this,” he tells Life & Style. “I hope one day Linda will grow up and be an adult like Brooke is. Linda has to reach to her level. One day, maybe.”

Has there ever been better evidence of Karma? At this point, about the only scandal involving this family that might be even remotely surprising would be if one of them were accused of nearly killing someone dating someone half their age finishing a book without pictures. Even the Manson Family thinks the Hogan Family are a bunch of monsters.

NOTE: It's obvious why Hulk is backing up his daughter: he's confusing her with his girlfriend.

Linda Hogan is fucking crazy

The Hogan Family feud just got stepped up a notch. And Brooke Hogan better watch the fuck out. Because if she doesn't shut up and stop lying every time she opens her mouth, she'll be facing the lyrical bullets of her mom's boyfriend Charley Hill. From OK!:

The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan's door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things: "[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called 'Redemption' which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales."

I've heard a lot of crazy shit in my day but threatening to turn your boyfriend into a pop star has to be near the top. I just hope Brooke doesn't take this threat too lightly. Just imagine if Charley suddenly had an album for sale on iTunes. She might literally die.

Brooke Hogan at her 21st birthday celebration at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas (5/5)

Linda Hogan was persona non grata at Brooke Hogan's 21st birthday dinner last week at Spago restaurant in Las Vegas. Celebrating the occasion was Brooke's father Hulk, brother Nick, and boyfriend Stack$. Ouch Linda, that's gotta hurt. A dude with a dollar sign in his name was invited to the dinner and you weren't. A source told Fox News:

"Linda was really, really hurt. But Brooke has sided with her father in all of this, she was adamant about not celebrating with her mom or extending an invitation."

Following dinner, Brooke partied with (and couldn’t keep her hands off) her beau inside PURE nightclub while typically protective Hulk looked on disapprovingly.

I'd hate to be in Brooke's position here, having to choose between feuding parents. On one side you have the Hulk, a dude who's dating basically a slightly older version of you. On the other side you have Linda, a woman who's dating basically a slightly taller version of your brother. They're both horrible, horrible people. It'd be like if you were playing basketball at the park and picking teams and the only two people left were Hitler and Pol Pot. I mean, obviously you'd pick Pol Pot because Hitler can't go to his left but I think you get my point.

Linda Hogan leaving LAX airport (11/2008)

Linda Hogan is taking full advantage of the controversial comments her ex-husband made about understanding why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife. She wants thousands more a month from him so she can go shopping move away. From TMZ:

Linda Hogan just filed papers in Pinellas County, Fla. claiming she needs an additional $8,200 a month from Hulk so she can move "thousands of miles away" from him because Linda feels she's in "imminent danger of becoming a victim."

And if Hulk doesn't pay up, Linda's threatening to file a domestic violence injunction against him -- with special terms to keep him from using the media to bash her. The infamous cougar is also asking for $24,000 for "advanced rent and security deposits" to set up shop in sunny California.

If Linda is really worried about Hulk putting his hands on her, she doesn't need to move "thousands of miles away." She just needs to make sure her ex doesn't confuse her with their daughter. Besides, Hulk isn't the person she should fear most in that family -- it's her son. She'd probably be safer letting Hulk shave her five o'clock shadow with a straight-razor than riding shotgun with Nick.

Brooke Hogan at the Record Release Party for Stack$ at SOBE Live in Miami (4/18)

Brooke Hogan's come to the defense of her father over the comments he made in Rolling Stone about understanding why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife. She told The Insider:

"I cannot believe how blown out of proportion one small part of a 7-page article has become. It’s a classic case of a quote being taken out of context. I look up to my father in every way. He has been through so much and has taken the high road through it all. The idea that he would condone the O.J. situation is just outrageous."

It pains me to say this but Brooke's right. Out of the entire article, Hulk only implied that he wanted to kill his ex-wife Linda once. Once. That's just one small part of the 7-page article. Everyone needs to lighten up.

Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at LAX last year

In a statement released late yesterday, Linda Hogan's rep fired back at Hulk Hogan over those comments he made in Rolling Stone about "understanding" why O.J. Simpson murdered his ex-wife:

"Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates," states Linda Hogan. "We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers," states Linda’s rep Gary Smith. Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously. Linda's attorney Ray Rafool is weighting all options necessary to protect his client.

"Rage and instability" -- oh c'mon, that's a cheap shot against pro wrestling. Out of the ten most popular wrestlers in the WWE, how many have killed their families in the past few years? One, maybe two? That's less than a 20% chance Linda has of being murdered. Seems like pretty good odds to me. Linda needs to stop being such a drama queen.

The Hulk showing off his ringless finger in Miami (3/17)

I've never been married, so I don't have much experience with divorce trials, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to imply that you want to murder your ex-wife. Judges tend to frown on that sort of thing. I know, bunch of prudes. From the New York Post:

Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

If I know one thing about show business, it's that comparing yourself to a vicious murderer is a surefire path to stardom. I mean, just look at what's happened to Zac Efron since he compared himself to the Green River Killer in that interview he did with Teen Beat last year. His career is taking off!

49-year-old Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill at the Sundance Film Festival in park City, Utah (1/17)

Say what you will about pedophiles, but their is no denying that they have an impeccable sense of style. I sooooo want that jacket that Linda bought Charlie. Thing is pure awesomeness.

Linda Hogan and Charley Hill at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas (5/31)

Apparently the $40k in alimony Linda Hogan is getting from estranged husband Hulk Hogan just isn't enough. She wants a Pinellas County, Fla., judge to the increase the amount of the temporary payments she's receiving (the couple's divorce isn't final yet). Why? So she can send her 19-year-old boyfriend to school of course. Obviously. From TMZ:

Recession or not, it's extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That's why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention -- she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend's nautical tuition?

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn't enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor's office this week. Hulk says it's for cosmetic surgery. (Source)

You have to empathize with Linda. How is she possibly supposed to live on $40,000 a month? Her hair dye, spray on tan, and saline replacements alone cost more than that. The silver lining is that Charley doesn't need to pay to go to nautical school. If he wants to learn about sea life, he just needs to put his head between Linda's legs. There he'll find crabs, a clam, and the distinct smell of fish.