Lily Allen

Lily Allen topless!

That's Lily Allen getting topless yet again (pics from earlier this June here), this time in the August edition of i-D magazine. And here she is dressed up as an evil panda, hellbent on destroying mankind as we know it. You can just tell. It's in the eyes.

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Lily Allen on the set of her new music video in London (6/3)

Wow, it's been almost 18 hours since I last posted a pic of Lily Allen's nipples. What took her so long?

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Lily Allen at the Hôtel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/31)

Lily Allen is shrewd. She has a little bit of a belly but you don't even notice it because her tits are on full display. More women should follow her example, specifically those fatties with 1% body fat and over.

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Lily Allen freaks out

After he rear-ended her car today in London, Lily Allen went off on a paparazzo, punching, kicking, and throwing a bottle at him. In fact, scouts from the San Diego Padres were so impressed with Lily's arm, they immediately signed her to be the team's #3 starter. Get it? Because they suck. Wait a minute, I'm a Padres fan. Aw god dammit.

Lily Allen leaving the Glamour Awards in London (6/3/2008)

Lily Allen was so drunk at last year's Glamour Awards in London that she had to Google herself the next day to find out how she got home. Awe. Some. She told Metro:

"I don't remember what happened. I woke up the next day and there was a party at my house. Mark Ronson, Alan Carr and Jonathan Ross had been there because Alfie [Lily's brother] had brought them back. But I'd passed out in bed and saw my Glamour award on the floor and thought, 'How did I get home? I Googled myself." (Source)

Damn I wish I was famous. It must be nice being able to Google yourself to see how drunk you were the night before. What convenience. Normally I have to find out from the judge. "What do you mean I didn't have pants on!"

Lily Allen flipping off paparazzi shortly before her concert in London (1/28)

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+ It's Jessica Alba's butt crack! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Bar Refaeli is ready for Valentine's Day [Bastardly]
+ Vikki Blows: Topless Showgirl [Egotastic!]
+ Damn, Megan Fox used to be fug back in the day [Popoholic]

+ Amy Winehouse does not want to be single [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ "Celebrity" nip slip [College Humor]
+ Evan Rachel Wood denies making out with Mickey Rourke [Dlisted]
+ Heidi and Spencer finally shop at their level of class [A Socialite's Life]
+ Classic Salma Hayek hotness [Lossip]

+ Paris Hilton is see through [Yeeeah!]
+ The celebrity not fit club [CityRag]
+ Tony Romo cheated on Jessica Simpson [popbytes]
+ Elisabeth Hasselbeck's rack to get huge again [Gabby Babble]

Lily Allen leaving Whiskey Mist nightclub in London (1/22)

I just realized something. Being young, rich, and famous is almost exactly like being a blogger. We're both drunk practically 24 hours a day, we both . . . ummmm . . . that's all I have so far.