Archive: Lily Allen

Lily Allen boob slip! (London - 8/7)

Wow, Lily Allen went nearly four hours today without letting her boob fall out of her shirt again. That’s gotta be some sort of record for her.

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Lily Allen nip slip! (London - 8/7)

Actually, I don’t even think that counts as a wardrobe malfunction. It looks like she’s pulling her shirt down on purpose. Bitch doesn’t even care. Any more boob showing and we’d be legally required to play a Poison song and start slipping dollar bills down her shirt. I guess the point I’m trying to make here is, Lily Allen will you marry me?

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Lily Allen likes to have fun

Lily Allen got absolutely FUCKED UP last night at the after party for the Glamour “Women of the Year Awards” in London. You know how when you’re at a bar and you hit that point where you just know you’ve had enough, anything more you drink will most likely cause violent projectile vomiting. Lily hit that point and, from the looks of it, had 47 more drinks. Note how she skillfully hides her face with the award she won earlier in the evening. That kind of savvy move is only taught at the finest finishing schools in London. I half expect to see an encyclopedia balanced on her head.

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Lily Allen topless!

Lily Allen was photographed topless again in France over the weekend, this time while having fun aboard friend Flavio Briatore’s yacht. Without a doubt, these are the hottest pics I’ve ever posted of a chick built like a redwood. She must have great balance. I heard she was hit by a truck a few years ago and not only did she not move a foot, but the truck had to be towed.

Lily Allen topless! (Cap d’Antibes, France - 5/14)

I know I’m a guy and all but I can totally relate to Lily in these pics. I hate it when I go on vacation and forget to bring my top. It’s mesh. Like last year I went on a gay cruise* around the Caribbean and, you guessed it, forgot to pack it. I was so embarrassed I didn’t come out of my cabin for the entire trip. I missed seven conga lines! I was crushed.

*I like to see how the other half lives

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Lily Allen leaving Punk nightclub in London (2/14)

Wait . . . “Power” is a brand of tequila, right?

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Lily Allen’s spokesman’s confirmed to UK tabloid The Sun that the pop star has lost her baby. It was revealed in mid December that Allen, 22, and her boyfriend Ed Simons, 37, were expecting. A source told the tabloid:

“They are in a state of shock [and are] absolutely heartbroken. Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed. She had turned her back on her party girl image and had turned over a new leaf.” (Source)

Also suffering a miscarriage over the weekend: Justice. Since when can you get a DUI after only having one beer? Sure it was a pitcher but that’s just semantics.

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Lily Allen out and about in London (12/20)

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She’s at the Notting Hill Carnival in London yesterday . . . they sure do have funny-looking cigarettes over in England.

Lily Allen out and about in North London yesterday

More Lily Allen pics after the jump…

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