"I don't remember what happened. I woke up the next day and there was a party at my house. Mark Ronson, Alan Carr and Jonathan Ross had been there because Alfie [Lily's brother] had brought them back. But I'd passed out in bed and saw my Glamour award on the floor and thought, 'How did I get home? I Googled myself." (Source)Damn I wish I was famous. It must be nice being able to Google yourself to see how drunk you were the night before. What convenience. Normally I have to find out from the judge. "What do you mean I didn't have pants on!"
Lily Allen shopping in London (12/4)
+ Karolina Kurkova is fat [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Isla Fisher looking hot in FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Nicole Scherzinger needs to ditch this dead weight [Bastardly]
+ Watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show [Egotastic!]
+ Eliza Dushku is downright dreamy [Popoholic]
+ Full House is getting remade [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Heidi Klum in her undies is always hot [College Humor]
+ Paris Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell. Good luck with that. [Dlisted]
+ Love at first $ight for Katie Holmes [A Socialite's Life]
+ Adriana Lima is on my holiday wish list [Lossip]
+ Reformed lesbian Anne Heche is pregnant [Yeeeah!]
+ The Internet's 3 greatest achievements [CityRag]
+ The Jonas Brothers? Really? [popbytes]
+ Aniston wants to the tabloids to STFU [Gabby Babble]
Lindsay Lohan at the grand opening of "Atlantis The Palm" on Palm Jumeirah in Dubai (11/20)
Lindsay Lohan was probably strip-searched last week at the airport in Dubai. A shitload of celebrities were "invited" (read: paid) last week to attend the grand opening of the Atlantis resort on the artificial Palm Jumeirah Island in Dubai. Along with Lindsay, Natalie Imbruglia, Mischa Barton, Mary Kate Olsen, Wesley Snipes, Lily Allen, Charlize Theron, and Kylie Minogue all attended. The Daily Mail says that more than 100 guests were strip searched by Dubai Customs officials at the airport to make sure they weren't bringing drugs into the country. Lily Allen claims she was subjected to a sexy hour-long strip search:
"I was strip-searched, which was so nice as soon as you arrive. I knew I didn't have anything on me so I wasn't worried. I wasn't paranoid, just terrified. It was at the airport and took more than an hour. It was really scary as they didn't tell you what they were doing, they just said, 'Take off trousers' and I was like, 'Ahhh help'."
An insider added:
"It's been very embarrassing for the organisers. They got celebrities for the publicity, and in return the stars were promised they would be treated like royalty. Many of them feel very shaken and violated by the strip searches. It's ruined their trip." (Source)
Can you imagine strip-searching Lindsay Lohan? It'd probably go something like this:
Customs Official: "Ms. Lohan, do you have anything illegal on your person?"
Lohan: "Of course not."
Customs Official: "Do you mind if we conduct a body cavity search?"
Lohan: "I'd love one . . . as long as it's done by a handsome woman."
*10 minutes later*
Customs Official: "Okay Ms. Lohan, you're free to go."
Lohan: "Thank you. I told you I wasn't carrying."
Customs Official: "We apologize for the inconvenience. By the way, here's your bowling pin back."
[WENN]
Lily Allen boob slip! (London - 8/7)
Wow, Lily Allen went nearly four hours today without letting her boob fall out of her shirt again. That's gotta be some sort of record for her.
Lily Allen nip slip! (London - 8/7)
Actually, I don't even think that counts as a wardrobe malfunction. It looks like she's pulling her shirt down on purpose. Bitch doesn't even care. Any more boob showing and we'd be legally required to play a Poison song and start slipping dollar bills down her shirt. I guess the point I'm trying to make here is, Lily Allen will you marry me?
