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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in Toluca Lake (3/5)

Yep, Miley Cyrus is better than all of us. And she drives the point home in the April issue of Teen Vogue. From her interview:

TEEN VOGUE: What were your first impressions of each other?

MILEY CYRUS: He’s really tall. I thought, Either I’m going to have to be in heels or standing on something for this entire movie! He definitely showed chivalry: I remember him opening the door for the director, and I was like, Wow.
[MILEY'S BOYFRIEND] LIAM HEMSWORTH: I have very good parents (laughs). It was funny—working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before.

TEEN VOGUE: So, you had chemistry right away?

MILEY CYRUS: Yeah. I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.

If by deeper, Miley means she's way better at mocking Asians, then yes, she is much deeper than us normal people. If she means something else, I think I speak for everyone here in saying Miley can take her eight-digit bank account and heightened sense of self importance and fuck off. Bitch, you starred in Hannah Montana, not Citizen Kane. Calm the fuck down.

Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus performing on Good Morning America in New York (4/8)

Even though Miley Cyrus has a new (still illegal btw) boyfriend, her dad Billy Ray is still concerned. Oh c'mon, what's the worst that could happen? Oh right, Jamie Lynn Spears. Forgot about that little harlot. From the Chicago Sun Times:

While Miley Cyrus seems very smitten with Liam Hemsworth, her new beau and co-star in the upcoming "The Last Song," word has it her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has concerns.

At 18, the Aussie actor is closer in age to his 16-year-old girlfriend than was her 21-year-old ex, model and country singer Justin Gaston, but Billy Ray still is uneasy. A source close to the ''Hannah Montana'' star tells me the ''all-controlling'' Papa Cyrus is worried the young couple's relationship is ''going too far, too fast.''

All this has led to heated arguments between father and daughter ''and is causing a lot of conflict in the family,'' said the source.

Billy Ray needs to understand that as the parent of a teenager, he won't have much control over who his daughter dates. However, if he wants to make sure that no guy derails Miley's career as a teenage pop star, all he has to do is keep her away from two types of men: backup dancers and 76-year-old Polish filmmakers.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)

Remember the kissing scene Miley Cyrus had with that dude a few months back? Miley and him are dating now. Which is not sitting well with his girlfriend. Oops. From Woman's Day:

When Victorian teenager Laura Griffin saw her actor boyfriend of five years Liam Hemsworth passionately kissing the world's most famous teenager, Miley Cyrus, on the set of The Last Song, she believed he was only doing his job.

But as the 19-year-old student would soon discover, the love of her life was not acting at all — he had fallen head over heels for the Hannah Montanas star.

Even worse, Laura had to learn from friends that 19-year-old Liam was dating the teen star.

"He was my boyfriend and my best friend," Laura tells Woman's Day in an exclusive interview. "There is no other reason why we would have broken up." In the days since she found out her boyfriend had dumped her for Miley, 16, Laura has confessed on her Facebook site her "total utter regret", that she's suffering "depression of some sort", and that she has "tears streaming".

Meanwhile, the millionaire US actress is using Twitter to bask in the joy of her romance with former Neighbours star Liam. "Against all odds I fell in love," she wrote recently.

"I think I'll just sit around and eat sushi and watch Liar Liar with Liam."

Poor Laura, she never had a chance. How was she supposed to compete with Miley's looks talent bank account? Hopefully Laura's learned an important lesson from this whole experience: Love is blind . . . unless a horny teenager with millions of dollars wants your man. Of course, if Laura ever gets depressed, she can always turn to someone else who's been through the exact same situation she has: Shar Jackson.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)

Miley Cyrus' new film looks, um, interesting. And by "interesting" I mean "borderline pornographic." Honestly, I routinely beat off to less than this on Cinemax. Wasn't it only a year ago that everyone was freaking out because Miley exposed her bare back in that Vanity Fair photoshoot. And now she's making out with a dude in a see-through wet t-shirt. How old is this guy anyway? He looks 25. This may be the first time in movie history that a guy skips the premiere of his own movie because he's afraid of being arrested.

NOTE: The most amazing thing about this is that the film is being distributed by Disney (seriously). It's basically a giant middle finger to parents across America.