Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus on the set of LOL in Detroit (8/26)

Is Miley Cyrus trapped in a love square? The National Enquirer says she's dating two of her co-stars to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth . . . but over the weekend she was spotted making out with him (here). My god, I can't believe how much more interesting a 17-year-old's life is than my own. Kill self? From the tabloid:

"The new relationships have come out of pure spite for Liam," an insider told the Enquirer. "Miley considered Liam her first serious boyfriend, and she was truly heartbroken when he moved our of her place in Los Angeles, where he'd been living for several months. She was devastated when he left - but now she's just plain angry at him."

The "Hannah Montana" star's ire was further fueled when reports surfaced that Liam was carousing with two attractive women at a Huntington Beach, Calif., hotel in early August. "She really wanted to stick it to Liam after that," maintained the insider.

On Aug. 23, Miley, 17, was seen cozying up with on-screen love interest Douglas [Booth], 18, during dinner with two other "LOL" co-stars, Ashely Greene and Tanz Watson, at Lion's Den restaurant in Waterford, Mich. And Just Days Later, she was photographed straddling another co-star, 18-year-old "Step Up" actor Adam [Sevani], while they looked at photos on their phones during downtime in filming. Miley is hoping that Liam takes notice of her hookups, said the insider. "She wants Liam to get the message loud and clear that she's done with him and loving every minute of it." (Print Edition)

Here's a pro tip for all the single guys out there: THIS is exactly the type of chick you want to hit on at a bar. She's insecure, needy, and -- most importantly -- trying to get back at her ex. Desperate girls like this will do anything you want, ANYTHING! Just be sure that when you're done with them, you follow the one unwritten guy rule: tell her she's worthless -- that'll make it easy for the next dude to get into her pants, too. It's a courtesy thing. 

*11 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth eating breakfast at Paty's restaurant in Toluca Lake (7/1)

+ Katy Perry in a RIDICULOUSLY hot skirt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Elizabeth Hurley is icy hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Miley Cyrus flashes her lady parts yet again [The Superficial]
+ OH MY FREAKING GOD! [2Leep]
+ The first "married Megan Fox" upskirt [IDLYITW]

+ We definitely need to see more of this chick in lingerie [Popoholic]
+ Why does Mila Kunis look like she wants to kill somebody? [moejackson]
+ Tori Spelling's husband rushed to the ER, almost dies [PopEater]
+ I need to memorize all of this [College Humor]

+ Heidi Montag releasing a sex tape? [Dlisted]
+ Pick that celebrity wedgie [CityRag]
+ I want both of their bodies [popbytes]
+ Kelsey Grammar's wife is sick of his shit [Gabby Babble]

*40 photos total in the gallery: 

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth at the premiere of The Last Song held at the ArcLight Hollywood Cinema (3/25)

So remember how Miley Cyrus bought a $3 million house last year but it didn't come out until this year? Guess who's moving in with her? Hint: He can ruin her career in about 10 seconds if she gets a few too many wine coolers in her. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Miley Cyrus is reportedly planning to set up home with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth when she moves into her first property in November. The "Hannah Montana" star fell for the Australian actor after meeting on the set of their new film "The Last Song" last year. They've since become inseparable and Cyrus is said to want her beau to move into her multi-million dollar Toluca Lake mansion in Los Angeles when she turns 18 later this year.

But her parents, Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, are wary of the young couple living together, according to Britain's Daily Star Sunday.

A source tells the publication, "Miley fell in love with this property instantly. She's been in seventh heaven since they (parents) caved in and agreed to let her get her own place. (But) they really can't bear to let their little girl go. They adore Liam but there has been real tension over his plans with their daughter."

Teenage popstar? Check. Absentee parents? Check. Living in her own place with her boyfriend? Check. It sounds like Miley's following the Jamie Lynn Spears handbook on "How to Ruin your Career before Turning 20." If that's the case, then we probably already know what her next three moves are: 1. Get pregnant, 2. Have a baby, and 3. Move to Louisiana, live off the grid, and survive on a diet consisting entirely of things she finds on the road.

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth at Robeks Juice in Toluca Lake (4/16)

+ Coachella nip slip (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
 
+ What in the hell are those? [Just Jared]
+ Tila Tequila panty upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kate Bosworth's boyfriend almost beat up a cop [Dlisted]
+ Mo'nique's boyfriend admits the unthinkable [PopEater]

+ A little something for the pre-teen ladies [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Kids are such pussies nowadays [Zelda Lily]
+ Biggest 90210 fan ever [Attuworld]
+ Beyonce rocking the Daisy Dukes [24Celebs]

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in Toluca Lake (3/5)

Yep, Miley Cyrus is better than all of us. And she drives the point home in the April issue of Teen Vogue. From her interview:

TEEN VOGUE: What were your first impressions of each other?

MILEY CYRUS: He’s really tall. I thought, Either I’m going to have to be in heels or standing on something for this entire movie! He definitely showed chivalry: I remember him opening the door for the director, and I was like, Wow.
[MILEY'S BOYFRIEND] LIAM HEMSWORTH: I have very good parents (laughs). It was funny—working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before.

TEEN VOGUE: So, you had chemistry right away?

MILEY CYRUS: Yeah. I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.

If by deeper, Miley means she's way better at mocking Asians, then yes, she is much deeper than us normal people. If she means something else, I think I speak for everyone here in saying Miley can take her eight-digit bank account and heightened sense of self importance and fuck off. Bitch, you starred in Hannah Montana, not Citizen Kane. Calm the fuck down.

Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus performing on Good Morning America in New York (4/8)

Even though Miley Cyrus has a new (still illegal btw) boyfriend, her dad Billy Ray is still concerned. Oh c'mon, what's the worst that could happen? Oh right, Jamie Lynn Spears. Forgot about that little harlot. From the Chicago Sun Times:

While Miley Cyrus seems very smitten with Liam Hemsworth, her new beau and co-star in the upcoming "The Last Song," word has it her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has concerns.

At 18, the Aussie actor is closer in age to his 16-year-old girlfriend than was her 21-year-old ex, model and country singer Justin Gaston, but Billy Ray still is uneasy. A source close to the ''Hannah Montana'' star tells me the ''all-controlling'' Papa Cyrus is worried the young couple's relationship is ''going too far, too fast.''

All this has led to heated arguments between father and daughter ''and is causing a lot of conflict in the family,'' said the source.

Billy Ray needs to understand that as the parent of a teenager, he won't have much control over who his daughter dates. However, if he wants to make sure that no guy derails Miley's career as a teenage pop star, all he has to do is keep her away from two types of men: backup dancers and 76-year-old Polish filmmakers.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)

Remember the kissing scene Miley Cyrus had with that dude a few months back? Miley and him are dating now. Which is not sitting well with his girlfriend. Oops. From Woman's Day:

When Victorian teenager Laura Griffin saw her actor boyfriend of five years Liam Hemsworth passionately kissing the world's most famous teenager, Miley Cyrus, on the set of The Last Song, she believed he was only doing his job.

But as the 19-year-old student would soon discover, the love of her life was not acting at all — he had fallen head over heels for the Hannah Montanas star.

Even worse, Laura had to learn from friends that 19-year-old Liam was dating the teen star.

"He was my boyfriend and my best friend," Laura tells Woman's Day in an exclusive interview. "There is no other reason why we would have broken up." In the days since she found out her boyfriend had dumped her for Miley, 16, Laura has confessed on her Facebook site her "total utter regret", that she's suffering "depression of some sort", and that she has "tears streaming".

Meanwhile, the millionaire US actress is using Twitter to bask in the joy of her romance with former Neighbours star Liam. "Against all odds I fell in love," she wrote recently.

"I think I'll just sit around and eat sushi and watch Liar Liar with Liam."

Poor Laura, she never had a chance. How was she supposed to compete with Miley's looks talent bank account? Hopefully Laura's learned an important lesson from this whole experience: Love is blind . . . unless a horny teenager with millions of dollars wants your man. Of course, if Laura ever gets depressed, she can always turn to someone else who's been through the exact same situation she has: Shar Jackson.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)

Miley Cyrus' new film looks, um, interesting. And by "interesting" I mean "borderline pornographic." Honestly, I routinely beat off to less than this on Cinemax. Wasn't it only a year ago that everyone was freaking out because Miley exposed her bare back in that Vanity Fair photoshoot. And now she's making out with a dude in a see-through wet t-shirt. How old is this guy anyway? He looks 25. This may be the first time in movie history that a guy skips the premiere of his own movie because he's afraid of being arrested.

NOTE: The most amazing thing about this is that the film is being distributed by Disney (seriously). It's basically a giant middle finger to parents across America.