Liam Hemsworth

Nina Dobrev in Miami last year

Is Miley Cyrus' ex-fiance now nailing the ridiculously-hot Nina Dobrev? Sure, why not. From People:
The Hunger Games star and Dobrev, star of the CW's The Vampire Diaries, "definitely looked like a couple" onlooker Danielle Blair tells PEOPLE of their night out together at the Corner Tavern in Atlanta's Edgewood neighborhood during Saturday's early hours.

"Nina was sitting on his lap and they were staring into each other's eyes while talking," adds Blair. "She spent the whole time only talking to him."

The pair remained close late into the night, hanging out near the bar until she left the tavern alone. Hemsworth stayed behind with his male friends until approximately 3 a.m.
Notice that last line? Nina left early, but Liam stayed behind with his friends until 3 a.m. That's just a pure domination thing. Liam's no stranger to this game. "So, Nina, do you want leave and get breakfast started early? And make no mistake, I only phrased that in the form of a question to be polite."

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Eiza Gonzalez in the November issue of GQ Mexico

Hmmm, I still can't figure out why Liam Hemsworth dumped that piece of ass Miley Cyrus for this Plain Jane. I mean, she's barely ridiculously outrageously fucking hot. Just barely. Someone needs to shake some sense into that guy. You know, or not.

Good job, Liam.

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Eiza Gonzalez out and about in L.A. (9/18)

Liam Hemsworth's new girlfriend, Mexican actress Eiza Gonzalez, is already telling all her friends that the two are in love. I still can't believe Liam dumped a piece of ass like Miley Cyrus, what with her sexy shaved head and pre-pubescent curves, for this chick. She's barely a 10. From Life & Style:
They haven't even known each other for a week, but a friend close to Eiza Gonzalez says the Mexican beauty is telling pals that she and Liam Hemsworth are the real deal.

"They met in Las Vegas at XS Nightclub during the Mayweather fight in the VIP section," the friend tells Life & Style. "They spent that night together! Eiza says they are in love! They've moved really fast."

Unfortunately for the couple, they won't see each other for a while. "They'll be apart because he's back filming the Hunger Games sequels and she's promoting Los Croods in Mexico City," the insider dishes.
"Aye, caramba!" - Miley Cyrus as she saw a picture of Eiza Gonzalez for the first time.

It's definitely over for Miley and Liam because, let's face it, Miley Cyrus ain't no Eiza Gonzalez. Good gravy, is this chick good-lookin'. Even her name is hot. I might actually have to give some of the bandwidth I dedicated to the hillbilly and start posting more pics of this classy little filly. I Googled Eiza as part of my research for this story and discovered some fundamental differences between Miley and her:

1. There isn't a single pic of Eiza bent over, showing some random shutterbug the holes where she hides cocks and meth.
2. Even with clothes on, Eiza gives me very pleasant chubbies (and that's really saying something considering the type of soul-shattering porn that I enjoy).

I'm actually happy for Thor's little brother because it'll most likely be the first time in 15 months that he feels like he doesn't need a shower every minute of the day.

*10 Eiza Gonzalez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eiza Gonzalez in Love with Liam Hemsworth
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth at the premiere of Paranoia at The DGA Theatre in West Hollywood (8/8)

I think you can officially end the rumors that Miley Cyrus and her fiance Liam Hemsworth split up. That's the happy couple arriving to the premiere of Paranoia yesterday in Hollywood. My gosh, have you ever seen a sweeter display of young love? They look so happy to be in each other's presence and not absolutely fucking miserable at all. Get a room, you two!

*25 Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth pictures total in the gallery:

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Will these two just break up already?

According to Life & Style, Miley Cyrus and her fiance Liam Hemsworth are now sleeping in separate bedrooms in her Toluca Lake home. In Liam's defense, Miley is really fucking annoying. A source close to Miley said:
"[Miley] stays in the master bedroom and Liam stays in one of the guest rooms. Sometimes she'll even stay at her parents', which is across the street, with her sister or mom so she doesn't feel alone."

Though she recently flaunted her 3.5-carat Neil Lane engagement ring on Twitter on May 14, the source explains that "the two know it's over...but aren't ready to announce it."
Yeah, this is just getting weird now. Why can't the dirty little hillbilly just change to lock on the double-wide? I'm pretty sure that squatter laws don't apply to homes with wheels. This whole relationship reminds me of every season of Jersey Shore: perpetually drunk white trash with money to burn who can't agree on living conditions. Thor's little brother might want to pack his shit and hit the bricks before Miley's transformation into Ellen Degeneres is complete. The last thing Liam needs right now is to be the new Lou Diamond Phillips.

UPDATE: And just like that, Us Weekly says they're broken up. Sometimes I forget how powerful I am.

*15 Miley and Liam pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Liam Separate Beds 1
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in L.A. (10/19)

Really the only thing missing from Miley Cyrus' hooker outfit on Saturday was her holding a big sign that read "Blowjobs: $20." And maybe she could have twirled and flipped and spun it in the air like those stupid sign guys that stand on the corner promoting shit. Two pizzas for $10? I'd be a fool not to take advantage of that!

*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus at Day 1 of the 2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas (9/21)

This is the kind of fluff that's always written about a couple before they split up. Miley and Liam, your time is up. Also, Miley's tongue: HOLY CRAP. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Miley Cyrus is said to be getting tired of constant reports that she and fiance Liam Hemsworth are breaking up. Cyrus has been very vocal to a number of her good pals about the the subject.

"Lord knows, Miley is very well aware of how false stories go along with being a celebrity, but she is really ticked about how much this is being written about lately. "Trust me, she and Liam are just fine. ... He's just off in Atlanta shooting 'Catching Fire' [the next film in the 'Hunger Games' franchise]."
Tick Tock . . . Tick Tock . . . Do you hear that, kids? That ain't Ke$ha -- it's the relationship clock running out on the hillbilly's relationship with Thor's little brother. I wish I hadn't paid Miley that compliment a little while ago since it clearly went to her head -- and her fingers went somewhere else. Damn my good looks, glistening pecs, and charming personality, sometimes I forget how overpowering I can be.

*25 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Liam So Breaking Up 1
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Miley Cyrus leaving pilates class in Studio City (6/30)

Miley Cyrus has only been engaged to Liam Hemsworth for a month-and-a-half, but Us Weekly claims that she's already desperate for his seed. Of course she is. Like any normal 19-year-old. I've always said that the only thing missing from making my 21st birthday party truly epic was the added responsibility of a baby.
"Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly," a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting on The Last Song set in 2009.

Hemsworth is said to a strong motivating factor in the singer's pregnancy plan, given the fact that his older brother, Chris Hemsworth, welcomed daughter India in May. When the time comes for Cyrus and Hemsworth to expand their family -- which currently includes five dogs -- they'll already have the approval of their loved ones.

"They are both mature and ready for this," says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. "Miley is 19 going on 40."
This is great news for Liam only because I guarantee you he could convince his 'tard fiancée Miley that the only way for women to get pregnant is through the mouth. Miley dropped out in what, the 2nd grade? Doubt she's had too much formal book learnin' in the ways of human biology.

*11 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth out and about in Toluca Lake (5/12)

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's marriage is gonna last about as long as Miley's virginity did once she hit puberty. Weeks, my friends. Weeks. A source close to the couple told OK! magazine:
"Their fights can get really out of control. Once Miley gets it in her head that Liam's done something wrong, she picks at him until he explodes. They'll scream and yell like crazy, and Liam usually takes off and ends up out with the boys, leaving Miley in tears. Then, after a few hours, the apologies and the text messages start and they make up and it's all wonderful again for a few days. It's the definition of unstable and immature."
Wait a minute, is this a Miley Cyrus story or the theme to every Taylor Swift song ever written? I don't know Liam from a hole in the wall, but Miley is as volatile as any southern chick out there -- i.e. probably not good wife material. And since we're on the subject, why aren't these two married yet? I half-expected Billy Ray would have escorted these two tobacco spitters down to the chapel by now, with a shotgun pointed at Liam's kidneys. I'm not sure if I'm psychic or it's the chili dog I found behind the couch that I had for lunch, but I have a bad feeling in my stomach about these two. Something tells me that eventually, Miley is not only gonna kill Liam Hemsworth, but go full bath salts on his face like it's a gourmet squirrel dinner.

*25 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus out and about in West Hollywood (6/4)

Miley Cyrus -- who's only been legal for a year-and-a-half -- is getting married. Her boyfriend, The Hunger Games' star Liam Hemsworth, proposed last Thursday with a 3.5 carat diamond ring. The two met on the set of The Last Song in 2009 and have been dating since. Miley told People:
"I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam."
Wow, last Thursday? That seems so . . . rushed. I think it's pretty clear what happened here. Miley dropped by Liam's house with a Foreigner CD and a six pack of wine coolers, and left with a bun in the oven and a shotgun engagement. Congrats.

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