Miley Cyrus is said to be getting tired of constant reports that she and fiance Liam Hemsworth are breaking up. Cyrus has been very vocal to a number of her good pals about the the subject.Tick Tock . . . Tick Tock . . . Do you hear that, kids? That ain't Ke$ha -- it's the relationship clock running out on the hillbilly's relationship with Thor's little brother. I wish I hadn't paid Miley that compliment a little while ago since it clearly went to her head -- and her fingers went somewhere else. Damn my good looks, glistening pecs, and charming personality, sometimes I forget how overpowering I can be.
"Lord knows, Miley is very well aware of how false stories go along with being a celebrity, but she is really ticked about how much this is being written about lately. "Trust me, she and Liam are just fine. ... He's just off in Atlanta shooting 'Catching Fire' [the next film in the 'Hunger Games' franchise]."
"Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly," a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting on The Last Song set in 2009.This is great news for Liam only because I guarantee you he could convince his 'tard fiancÃÂée Miley that the only way for women to get pregnant is through the mouth. Miley dropped out in what, the 2nd grade? Doubt she's had too much formal book learnin' in the ways of human biology.
Hemsworth is said to a strong motivating factor in the singer's pregnancy plan, given the fact that his older brother, Chris Hemsworth, welcomed daughter India in May. When the time comes for Cyrus and Hemsworth to expand their family -- which currently includes five dogs -- they'll already have the approval of their loved ones.
"They are both mature and ready for this," says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. "Miley is 19 going on 40."
"Their fights can get really out of control. Once Miley gets it in her head that Liam's done something wrong, she picks at him until he explodes. They'll scream and yell like crazy, and Liam usually takes off and ends up out with the boys, leaving Miley in tears. Then, after a few hours, the apologies and the text messages start and they make up and it's all wonderful again for a few days. It's the definition of unstable and immature."Wait a minute, is this a Miley Cyrus story or the theme to every Taylor Swift song ever written? I don't know Liam from a hole in the wall, but Miley is as volatile as any southern chick out there -- i.e. probably not good wife material. And since we're on the subject, why aren't these two married yet? I half-expected Billy Ray would have escorted these two tobacco spitters down to the chapel by now, with a shotgun pointed at Liam's kidneys. I'm not sure if I'm psychic or it's the chili dog I found behind the couch that I had for lunch, but I have a bad feeling in my stomach about these two. Something tells me that eventually, Miley is not only gonna kill Liam Hemsworth, but go full bath salts on his face like it's a gourmet squirrel dinner.
"I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam."Wow, last Thursday? That seems so . . . rushed. I think it's pretty clear what happened here. Miley dropped by Liam's house with a Foreigner CD and a six pack of wine coolers, and left with a bun in the oven and a shotgun engagement. Congrats.
Liam Hemsworth is about to hit the big time when The Hunger Games opens in theaters just past midnight on March 23. But the 22-year-old Australian star's girlfriend, Miley Cyrus, has been getting attention in L.A. clubs lately for all the wrong reasons.Excellent, Liam. You've just graduated from the Kevin Federline Manwhore Gold Digger Academy with flying colors. Actually, you graduated with honors because Miley is still your superior, but at least you had the foresight to cut the purse strings with your Hunger Games money before that hillbilly really embarrasses you. Sure, you could have knocked her up and lived off her Disney money for years, but you have real ambition. Unlike the ex-Mr. Britney Spears, you have enough talent to get you through your twenties before you have to join the reality game show world -- or not. If the money ever starts to run dry or the expenses get out of hand, take a page out of Ashton Kutcher's playbook and marry an old, desperate, washed-up B-lister who huffed her SAG card away. Hi, Demi!
"She gets pretty crazy," a source tells Us Weekly of Cyrus, 19. "She's always out in skimpy outfits and writhing on Liam . . . Sometimes he looks embarrassed for her."
Another insider explains that while Hemsworth loves his girlfriend's "fun-loving side . . . he gets concerned too."
"The new relationships have come out of pure spite for Liam," an insider told the Enquirer. "Miley considered Liam her first serious boyfriend, and she was truly heartbroken when he moved our of her place in Los Angeles, where he'd been living for several months. She was devastated when he left - but now she's just plain angry at him."Here's a pro tip for all the single guys out there: THIS is exactly the type of chick you want to hit on at a bar. She's insecure, needy, and -- most importantly -- trying to get back at her ex. Desperate girls like this will do anything you want, ANYTHING! Just be sure that when you're done with them, you follow the one unwritten guy rule: tell her she's worthless -- that'll make it easy for the next dude to get into her pants, too. It's a courtesy thing.
The "Hannah Montana" star's ire was further fueled when reports surfaced that Liam was carousing with two attractive women at a Huntington Beach, Calif., hotel in early August. "She really wanted to stick it to Liam after that," maintained the insider.
On Aug. 23, Miley, 17, was seen cozying up with on-screen love interest Douglas [Booth], 18, during dinner with two other "LOL" co-stars, Ashely Greene and Tanz Watson, at Lion's Den restaurant in Waterford, Mich. And Just Days Later, she was photographed straddling another co-star, 18-year-old "Step Up" actor Adam [Sevani], while they looked at photos on their phones during downtime in filming. Miley is hoping that Liam takes notice of her hookups, said the insider. "She wants Liam to get the message loud and clear that she's done with him and loving every minute of it." (Print Edition)
Miley Cyrus is reportedly planning to set up home with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth when she moves into her first property in November. The "Hannah Montana" star fell for the Australian actor after meeting on the set of their new film "The Last Song" last year. They've since become inseparable and Cyrus is said to want her beau to move into her multi-million dollar Toluca Lake mansion in Los Angeles when she turns 18 later this year.Teenage popstar? Check. Absentee parents? Check. Living in her own place with her boyfriend? Check. It sounds like Miley's following the Jamie Lynn Spears handbook on "How to Ruin your Career before Turning 20." If that's the case, then we probably already know what her next three moves are: 1. Get pregnant, 2. Have a baby, and 3. Move to Louisiana, live off the grid, and survive on a diet consisting entirely of things she finds on the road.
But her parents, Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, are wary of the young couple living together, according to Britain's Daily Star Sunday.
A source tells the publication, "Miley fell in love with this property instantly. She's been in seventh heaven since they (parents) caved in and agreed to let her get her own place. (But) they really can't bear to let their little girl go. They adore Liam but there has been real tension over his plans with their daughter."
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