Paris Hilton makes out with Kristin Cavallari
Just like Paris Hilton didn't kiss Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune last week, she also didn't kiss Kristin Cavallari at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Page Six writes:
With baby brother Barron freshly bailed out of jail for a DUI, the Bisexual Beneficiary didn't seem to have a care in the world while she swapped spit with "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavallari, in a scene that was more likely out of her infamous sex tape One Night In Paris than The Hottie and the Nottie, her new film she has been in town promoting. (Source)
Well it's official: everyone in Hollywood under 30 is a whore. Luckily I've been preparing for this day, stocking condoms and whatnot in my basement. Figured I'd start my journey out West to the slut fields come spring once the snowpack is melted. I'd be crazy to tackle those Sierra passes in the middle of winter with a backpack full of date rape drugs. You know that's what did in the Donner Party, right?
