Cara Delevingne arriving to Leonardo DiCaprio's wildlife fundraiser in St. Tropez
Model Cara Delevingne wore a rabbit fur jacket to Leonardo DiCaprio's wildlife fundraiser in St. Tropez. Why? Because fuck rabbits, that's why. Little assholes. From the New York Post
Cara Delevingne shocked guests at Leo DiCaprio's environmental fund-raiser this past week when she took the stage in a fur coat.
"She got up there with Robin Thicke in what looked like a white rabbit fur," says a spy. "It was like, wait, this is an event for wildlife!"
As revenge against Cara for wearing the fur, Leo didn't fuck her
. That's actually a pretty big diss in the modeling world. You might as well be fat. Her career's over.*10 Cara Delevingne pictures total in the gallery:
Toni Garrn (and boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio) in St. Tropez
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+ The Song Girls are all wet [Busted Coverage
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BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY
: Genevieve Morton's big boobs in a swimsuit*36 Toni Garrn bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber party at Gotha Club in Cannes, France
Katie Cleary -- who's gained fame as a spokesman for PETA
, a contestant on America's Next Top Model
, and as a Deal or No Deal
model -- won't have to get a divorce after all. Her husband Andrew Stern shot and killed himself on Sunday. Holy shit. A spokesman told People
"On Sunday, June 22, Andrew Stern, husband of Katie Cleary, committed suicide at a shooting range in the San Fernando Valley. Andrew and Katie have been in the midst of a very amicable separation and had remained on excellent terms. This is devastating news for us but we have been aware of Andrew's longtime struggle with depression."
Andrew was clearly battling some demons, but TMZ
is hinting that Andrew killed himself because Katie was partying with Leo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier at Cannes last month, which her family strongly denies:
"any rumors of any kind of extra-marital relationship are entirely fabricated and completely false," adding that Cleary's interaction with the Oscar winner "was fully for the purpose of potential collaboration for environmental and animal welfare issues."
Holy shit this might be my favorite PR statement ever. Katie and Leo partying at this club was "fully for the purpose of potential collaboration for environmental and animal welfare issues." Just look at the picture above. Does that look like two people discussing the welfare of the endangered Peruvian Mountain Cat? Make no mistake, there's definitely pussy on Leo's mind, but it ain't that kind.
*10 Katie Cleary and Leo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:
Toni Garnn and Irmelin DiCaprio at the Hotel Du Cap-Eden-Roc in Cap d'Antibes, France
If you were worried about Leo Dicaprio's girlfriend, German supermodel Toni Garrn, dumping him after he was hitting on all sorts of chicks
at Cannes last week, don't. Leo, his mom Irmelin, and Toni were all seen having lunch together in Cap d'Antibes earlier this week. Awk. Ward.Irmelin
: "Number 427, can you pass me the salt?"Toni
: "Pardon me?"
: "Sorry, it's just easier to refer to you girls by numbers."
*12 pictures total in the gallery:
Leonardo DiCaprio at Gotha Club in Cannes, France
Wait a minute, isn't Leo DiCaprio dating German model Toni Garrn
? Who he just moved in with
? Then why is he spittin' game at a club in Cannes earlier this week? Oh, that's right. He's Leo DiCaprio and his girlfriend is a model. One of him; thousands of her. Go ahead, Toni, get mad at him. I bet he apologizes profusely and gives you a beautiful bouquet of roses. Or changes his phone number and leaves you with a key that doesn't work anymore. Definitely one of those two.*30 Leonardo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:
Toni Garrn in St. Barts last year
Leo DiCaprio has moved in with his girlfriend, model Toni Garrn (probably because she looks so damn good topless). But don't worry, his $8 million apartment in Manhattan's Battery Park is 2,300 square feet, so they'll have plenty of room. Oh thank god, what a relief. A source told In Touch Weekly
"Leo bought the apartment [in March] and quickly moved Toni in with him," a source reveals exclusively to In Touch. "It seems like they're really enjoying living together."
However, a source close to the couple says they haven't purchased the apartment together.
George Clooney proposed to his girlfriend and now Leo DiCaprio has moved in with his girlfriend. What the hell is going on? Did I fall asleep and wake up in some bizarre alternate universe where up is down and left is right? If Jonah Hill wins the next Boston Marathon, I'm jumping out of my fucking window.*25 Toni Garrn pictures total in the gallery:
Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn at the CAA Golden Globes After Party at the Sunset Towers in West Hollywood
Leo DiCaprio HATES to have candid pictures taken of him (that's why he wears a hat low on his face any time he goes in public), so you better believe I'm posting these pictures of him making out with . . . *checks his notes* . . . *compares face to description* . . . *cross references name* . . . Toni Garrn. Her name is Toni Garrn. Wow, that was almost awkward for Leo. Good thing he keeps notes.
*5 Leo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:
Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of The Wolf of Wall Street in New York
Leo DiCaprio tells The Sun
that he could have been a cokehead from the age of seven like his
friends, but it just never interested him. Oh, you mean like River
Phoenix? What ever happened to that guy?
"I'd seen all the hedonism and insanity of the world of drugs. I grew up in a hardcore neighborhood. Then coming to Hollywood and actually starting to make a career, you see the stuff around you and you're like, 'I saw this at age seven'. It's never really been a problem for me."
Wait, am I to understand that in all the parties Leo's been to all over the world -- where the cocaine flowed like Grey Goose out of Lindsay Lohan's water bottle -- he's never put a rolled up 20 euro note to his nose? I just can't believe that to be true, it's sacrilege. No wonder Mr. DiC runs through supermodels the way chili cheeseburgers run through Kirstey Alley -- he clearly has the advantage of a clear head.
Leo: "Hey, [insert Victoria's Secret Model here], I'm feeling a bit blue, can you suck the bah humbug out of my yule log after you finish that bump?"...or something like that. I'm sure I'm not too far off. *20 Leonardo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:
Miranda Kerr at Roberto Cavalli's Flagship Opening Store in New York
Orlando Bloom is not happy with Leonardo DiCaprio for waiting all of two days
before moving in on his estranged wife Miranda Kerr. In Leo's defense, he's never had sex with Miranda before (who looks really good topless
) and he needs to nail her to complete the full set of Victoria's Secret Angels. A source told the National Enquirer
"Miranda is Leo's dram girl. He's had the hots for her for years but mostly kept his distance out of respect for her marriage. About a month ago Orlando told Leo that he and Miranda were splitting up and he was brokenhearted over it. Leo comforted his pal, saying, 'I know better than anybody -- there are plenty of other fish in the sea.'" Then Leo, 39, turned around and asked 30-year-old Miranda out on a date.
"Orlando was shocked that a friend would stab him in the back so callously," said the source. "He told Leo to lay off, at least until his divorce is final." Still, the source said that Orlando, 36, grumbled to another pal: "With friends like Leo, who needs enemies!" (Print Edition - 12/16)
I'm starting to feel bad for Legolas. It seems that all of his friends have been waiting for Miranda to come to her senses, and now they're lining up to come in her. I'm sorry, that was a cheap joke. I'm sure the fact that Orlando's ex is taking the pipe from all of his friends is just a coincidence, and has nothing to do with the fact that Little O is about as intimidating as a bowl of chicken noodle soup on a cold winter's day. Sorry bud, you knew that your pal Leo has dibs on all Victoria's Secret models, past, present, and married. Let the man do his thing to your wife and move on, get over it, and try not to think about it. Trust me, nobody wants to be compared to Leonardo's sex antics, just do what I do and keep swimming in his wake.*30 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:
Miranda Kerr at the launch of the new Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe in L.A.
This should probably come as a shock to no one, but it's rumored that Leo DiCaprio is already nailing the newly-single Miranda Kerr. The dined with a group of 15 friends over the weekend in Las Vegas, and witnesses say there was some obvious sexual tension between them. From E!
An eyewitness at the eatery says Kerr, who was with two girlfriends, and DiCaprio sat across from each other. Kerr wore sunglasses, skinny black pants and a black shirt and ate sushi while DiCaprio enjoyed chicken teriyaki.
"They looked like they were having a great time," a source tells E! News of Kerr and DiCaprio, who weren't acting flirty in any way. "They came with a bunch of friends and were overheard talking about going out the night before."
Let's see, did Leo "I plow a supermodel as often as the average guy masturbates" DiCaprio lay the pipe to Miranda "I am a known supermodel" Kerr? Come on, people, work with me. Of course he did, dummies! I don't know if he invented it, but Leo undoubtedly patented the whole "Let's have my squadron of wingmen run interference so we can sneak and survey your vaginal tribute to me" fake get-together. It's a dangerous maneuver practiced by a very elite type of man-whore -- only true masters like Leo and myself are skilled enough to pull it off and not come off as total douchebags . . . right, Mr. Piven? Leo's the latest in a long line of superheros to have this power. He's sort of a James Bond, except he's not catching evil villains -- he's pounding puss.*30 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery: