Leonardo DiCaprio


Nina Agdal in her work clothes

In case you're wondering what Leo DiCaprios is doing right now, he's waking up next to Nina Agdal on a private island in the Bahamas. Living the dream. From Page Six:
Leo DiCaprio and his latest blond model girlfriend, Nina Agdal, are on a romantic trip to the Bahamas, even though his reps have denied they're dating.

The Oscar winner and Danish Sports Illustrated model have been spending time in the Bahamas, and visited the private island of Over Yonder Cay, which rents at an astonishing $75,000 per night with a minimum seven-night stay. It's believed that Leo did not pick up the tab for the stay, but was invited by a wealthy pal. He was pictured on the beach with Florida lawyer Horst Ferrero.

DiCaprio and Agdal are on the trip with his best pal Lukas Haas and Haas' girlfriend Josey Auguste, and other friends.
So not only is Leo banging Nina Agdal on this $75k/night private island, but he's not even paying for it. What a dick. I think my head would explode if I got a free vacation on a private island. Hell, I get excited when they don't charge me for avocado at Subway. Dammit I need to stop reading about Leo DiCaprio. My life sucks.

*15 Nina Agdal pictures total in the gallery:

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Leo DiCaprio's girlfriend Roxy Horner

Stop me if you've heard this story before, but Leo DiCaprio is allegedly "smitten" with the latest blonde he's banging, British model Roxy Horner. He flew to the UK last week on his green jet that runs on smiles, and never left her side. A source told The Sun:
"After the club they headed to the Chiltern, where a number of onlookers said the pair looked extremely cosy together. Roxy is a really sweet, caring normal girl. She's naturally stunning and she has a lot in common with Leo. They're smitten and enjoy spending time together."
A classic tale of romance. Clearly Roxy is in this for love and nothing else. Right? Right?
They're likely to have even more in common soon, as Roxy's set to land her first movie role, after her relationship with Leo has boosted her profile. She had a small part in Guy Ritchie's Man from U.N.C.L.E. but Roxy looks set for big things now she's seeing Hollywood's biggest film star.
Annnnnnd there it is. You want to be an actress, you dye your hair blonde and fuck Leo DiCaprio. That's day 1 of film school stuff. Good thing Roxy was paying attention. She'll have those student loans paid off in no time.

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Leonardo DiCaprio at the Paris Agreement For Climate Change Signing at the United Nations in New York (4/22)

Leonardo DiCaprio is getting a bunch of shit -- and rightfully so -- for being incredibly tone deaf by taking a private jet from Cannes to New York to accept an environmental award, and then immediately taking a private jet back to Cannes to go party. C'mon Leo, you could have taken a sailboat across the Atlantic. Wind power is green as fuck, bro. From the New York Post:
DiCaprio was at the Cannes Film Festival this week, and was spotted there partying at club Gotha on Monday with model Georgia Fowler, then jetted back to New York for the Riverkeeper Fishermen's Ball at Chelsea Piers on Wednesday, where he was honored by the clean-water advocacy group and Robert De Niro.

Just 24 hours later, DiCaprio reappeared back in France for amfAR's glitzy Cinema Against AIDS gala, where he gave a speech.

A source close to DiCaprio explained that the star did not charter his own flights, but merely "hitched a ride with someone already flying back [and] to Cannes. Hitching a ride was the only way he could make it in time for both events."
In Leo's defense, banging a supermodel on a commercial flight in first class is generally no problem. But bang two supermodels at once and the flight attendant just may come over and have a word with you. And then you get embarrassed and everyone's uncomfortable and yada yada yada. He's not making that mistake an 11th time. No siree. He's never had that problem on a G650. Sleeps up to 10. That's Leo and 9 chicks from countries I can't pronounce. Living the carbon footprint dream.

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Lauren Hutton out and about in London last September

English reality star Lauren Hutton is the big winner. The Made in Chelsea star is who Leonardo DiCaprio allegedly spent Oscar night with. Congratulations, Lauren. Your prize is an unreturned phone call . . . followed by another one . . . followed by another one . . . followed by another one . . . you get the picture. From The Sun:
Lauren, 27, was specifically invited to Leo's bash on Sunday having first met him in the Caribbean in 2014. She also hooked up with him in London last month. The model joined several of his pals by a pool at a mansion in the Hollywood Hills and left at 8am.

A source told The Sun: "It wouldn't be a Leonardo DiCaprio after-party without a beautiful blonde present, and Lauren was the lucky girl. They get on well. She was thrilled to be part of his night, especially considering how hard it was to get in. Guards were checking the passports of every guest and being aggressive with those not on the list. But Lauren swanned though. She's clearly his type."
Wow, this is incredible. Leo finally wins an Oscar. Lauren hooks up with Leo, which is the reality star equivalent of winning an Oscar. The pinnacle of both of their careers achieved in the same night. But only one of them will be able to tell their grandchildren about it.

*5 Lauren Hutton pictures total in the gallery:

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Leo DiCaprio's latest conquest, Roxy Horner

Stop me if you've heard this story before. Leo DiCaprio. Hot blonde model. Yada yada yada. From the New York Post:
Leo DiCaprio has been spending time with yet another blond model, British beauty Roxy Horner, sources said. Leo has been seen out with Horner this past week after he attended the BAFTAs in London.

While a source close to DiCaprio insisted, "He isn't seeing anyone," a different source said, "They were out in London at Chiltern Firehouse on two consecutive nights, and Leo seemed to be paying her a lot of attention."

Following UK reports they were "hooking up," Horner wrote on Twitter, "You can't have a friend in the industry without people assuming it's more than that .?.?. It's a joke." She added of dining with Leo at Chiltern Firehouse, "FYI we all went our separate ways home, as friends do." (The tweets have since been deleted.)
Ah yes, Leo and Roxy are just friends. "Hey Roxy, you want to come over and play catch? Maybe afterwards we'll go to my room and trade baseball cards." That's how it often goes down with Leo DiCaprio and his blonde model friends. "Aw man, is that a Bryce Harper rookie card?"

*30 Roxy Horner pictures total in the gallery:

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Leonardo DiCaprio at the UK premiere of The Revenant at the Empire Leicester Square in London (1/14)

Leonardo DiCaprio had a fivesome after the London premiere of The Revenant? Sure, why not. That's what you end up with when you don't have enough game to pull off a sixsome. From The Sun:
The Oscar-nominated actor, 41, wasted no time in hunting out the capital's hottest talent, partying at celeb hotspot Libertine for two hours before finishing the night with his new lady friends.

A club source said: "The girls all fitted Leo's impeccable taste in women - they were very pretty, tall and had bleach-blonde hair. It wasn't long before he was taking the girls back to Claridge's where he's staying while promoting new film The Revenant."
Bringing four girls back to his hotel room: the first and last reason why I don't give a fuck if Leo wins an Oscar for The Revenant. And if you do, congratulations, you've let an elaborate P.R. machine actually make you feel sorry for a multimillionaire actor who bangs models for sport all because he doesn't have a shiny thing on the mantle above one of his nine fireplaces.

*30 Leonardo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:

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Lady Gaga bumps into Leo DiCaprio

Here's that clip everybody's talking about of Leo DiCaprio reacting to Lady Gaga bumping into him at last night's Golden Globes. He's probably just freaked out because this is the first time he's ever been touched by a blonde woman over 120 pounds.
 
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Kelly Rohrbach in a bikini

Stop me if you've heard this before, but Leo DiCaprio may have found "the one." Her name is Kelly Rohrbach and she's young, blonde, and looks fucking amazing in a bikini. In other words, she ticks every box for Leo  From the New York Post:
Riding through the streets of Midtown on blue Citi Bikes earlier this month, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kelly Rohrbach came to a halt at a red light. The 25-year-old model, wearing sexy white overall shorts, leaned over and locked lips with the scruffy leading man.

The kiss confirmed rumors swirling since April -- that the 40-year-old modelizer was indeed romancing the leggy blonde crowned this year's Swimsuit Rookie of the Year by Sports Illustrated.
I know what you're thinking: Doesn't it get boring for Leo banging hot blonde bikini model after hot blonde bikini model. No. The answer is no. It's like In-N-Out. Give me a Double-Double every day, and I will eat the fuck out of it.

*44 Kelly Rohrbach bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Leo DiCaprio in Miami in December

Well that didn't last long. Leo DiCaprio and Rihanna are no more. After a quick little fling, Leo was seen making out with another chick Sunday at 1OAK nightclub in Hollywood (a blonde model of course). Rihanna happened to be there, too, but Leo couldn't pull off the triple kiss. Rookie. From Radar:
DiCaprio was spotted hanging with a blonde model at 1Oak in L.A. on Saturday, February 7 -- and they were definitely more than friends. "They were making out," an insider tells Radar, and they didn't care who saw -- even though Rihanna was only feet away!

"Rihanna was at the owner, Richie Akiva's table, downstairs," an insider tells Radar exclusively. "Leo was at a separate table. He had his own by the DJ booth."
Of course this wasn't gonna work -- it was just a temporary thing, like a cheat day for dieters. You eat healthy day after day, but that one day a week, you splurge and get a pizza. Leo fucks blonde model after blonde model, but that one day a year, he splurges and fucks a Barbadian singer. But now he's back on track and actually inside a young blonde model as I type this. 22-year-old Mandy from Abilene, Texas. Good Christian girl. Real salt of the earth.

*15 Leonardo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:

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Rihanna in Barbados in 2013

So Leo DiCaprio probably banged Rihanna over the weekend. And he didn't even beat the shit out of her afterwards. What a true gentleman. From TMZ:
Spies tell TMZ, Leo and RiRi were gettin' super steamy and even swapping spit. A friend of Leo's tells us the kissing didn't happen ... but 2 people who were there say it did ... It's not clear if they left together but we're told they ended up at the same after-party -- along with 50 Cent -- and things got even hotter.
Wait a minute, Rihanna's not a supermodel, has never walked the runway for Victoria's Secret, and most certainly doesn't have blonde hair and blue eyes . . . FAKE LEO DICAPRIO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LEO DICAPRIO?!?

*30 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

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