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Lindsay Lohan is overdressed

According to Pacific Coast News, this is Lindsay Lohan "hiding behind a pink quilted handbag as she arrives at the LA home of Leonardo DiCaprio." Call me crazy, but isn't Lindsay a little overdressed to be cleaning someone's house?

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Leonardo DiCaprio at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas (9/7)

I think this goes without saying, but Leo DiCaprio has a pretty kick-ass life. To even things out for the rest of us, when he dies, he should be reincarnated as a steaming pile of elephant shit. From Flynet:
Las Vegas, NV. Leonardo DiCaprio arrived covered by his baseball cap, into Tao Nightclub with 3 blondes around 1:30 am. He partied and drank with the owners of Tao Nightclub and then left escorted by 6 security guards, leaving visibly drunk with the 3 blondes at 3:45 am.
Let's not jump to conclusions here. Just because Leo left with the three blondes doesn't mean they all went back to his room and had a wild foursome. I bet he only fucked two of them. You know, being a celebrity's not all it's cracked up to be.

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Cameron Diaz leaving Boujis nightclub in London (7/20)

According to The Sun, Cameron Diaz is dating both Jude Law and Leo DiCaprio . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . LOL!!! A source told the tabloid:
"Leo is back on the pull after he split from his long term girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together.

"Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along."

From what I hear, Jude was pulling out the full charm offensive at Boujis specially for Cameron's benefit.
Clearly this story was written by Cameron's publicist. That picture of Cameron was taken early Monday morning. She looks like a cross between someone that would make a balloon animal for me at a circus and something I'd wake up in a cold sweat to. To put this into perspective, Jude is rumored to have banged Natalie Portman, Rachel Stevens, Jessica Simpson, and Lindsay Lohan in her prime. Leo dated two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover models (Gisele and Bar Refaeli). The only way those two dudes would ever bang Cameron Diaz is if they lost a bet.

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Being Leo DiCaprio is fun

Leo DiCaprio caused "mass hysteria" by "over-excited females" when he showed up to London's Jalouse nightclub last weekend. Boy if I had a nickel . . .  A witness told the London Evening Standard:
"Leonardo was sitting with Freddie in the VIP area, just relaxing and soaking up the atmosphere. The women were literally throwing themselves at him but Leo seemed more interested in having fun with his friends. Every time he got up to go anywhere there were about five girls who were acting like his shadow. There was security present at all times, so it never got out of hand."

But it was a different story when he decided to leave the club around 3am yesterday. Our spy said: "The group of girls realised that he was leaving, and they were so desperate to meet him that they raced out to try and find him."
It must be nice being Leo DiCaprio and having chicks throw themselves at you. I couldn't get that much attention from women at a nightclub if I pissed Manolo Blahnik shoes and crapped Louis Vuitton Handbags. The best way I've discovered to garner interest from the ladies at a bar: lie. I've found lines like "I can lick my own eyebrows" and "Yes, I have a job" seem to work best.

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Leo DiCaprio has a nice house

Leo DiCaprio's beachfront house in Malibu

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Bar Refaeli at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition party at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas (2/12)

People magazine is claiming that Leo DiCaprio and his impossibly-hot girlfriend Bar Refaeli broke up. When reached for comment, Leo's penis said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" A source told the magazine:
"They're taking time off for the time being, they've split. It could just end up as a break but for now they're doing their own thing."

That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the Israeli-born Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 23, walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life's 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards solo, refusing to speak about DiCaprio, while the Titanic star, 34, hit the hotspot Avenue in New York City, where he was seen chatting with another woman.

"He was standing at the bar in front of everyone talking to a girl the entire night - and it wasn't Bar," says one onlooker. "It was in no way behavior for a guy who has a serious girlfriend."

According to a Refaeli source, the model's desire to get serious may have caused the actor to have doubts about their relationship. "She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together," the source says, "so he broke it off."
Considering Bar and Leo were seen together at a Barnes and Noble in L.A. last night (see here), who knows what to make of this story. The only thing we can be sure about -- and I have multiple sources that can confirm this -- is that I really, really, really want to bone Bar Refaeli. Call me Bar. We don't have to rush into things. Maybe I can just stare at you a little and see where that takes us.

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Leonardo DiCaprio 8th annual Cinema For Peace gala in Berlin (2/9)

Seriously, one day. I want to be Leo DiCaprio for just one day. Hell, I'd even take an hour. From the National Enquirer:
Leo DiCaprio got more than he bargained for when he invited a couple of shy female tourists to join his table at Hyde nightclub in L.A. on April 13. Much to Leo's surprise, one of the girls broke out of her shell - and her shirt - and gave him a steamy lap dance while wearing a very revealing bikini top. (Print Edition - 5/4)
Why can't this shit ever happen to me? One time at a club, I found a five-dollar bill on the ground. The previous owner of the bill had drawn a mustache on Abraham Lincoln with a pen. I showed all my friends. There, that's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me at a club.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving a Coca-Cola factory her house in the Hollywood Hills (4/8)

In "never gonna happen news so you might as well just give up Lindsay," Lindsay Lohan was all over Leonardo DiCaprio last week at My House nightlub in West Hollywood. And strangely, she didn't get pepper-sprayed. A source told The Sun:
"As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself.

"Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.

"It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it."
No chance in hell these two hook up. Leo is currently dating Bar Refaeli, a smoking-hot swimsuit model whose best known for not being a complete and utter fuck up. Lindsay would have an easier time seducing the Pope.

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Bosworth hook up

Leo DiCaprio and Kate Bosworth hooked up

Apparently forgetting that he's dating über-piece-of-ass Bar Refaeli, Leo DiCaprio got "extremely cozy" wtih Kate Bosworth earlier this week at Bardot nightclub in Hollywood. An eyewitness told Star magazine:

"Kate was all over Leo. Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn't worried who saw. They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight. Leo and Kate acted as if there was no one else in the club. She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped. When the club closed at 2am, Leo and Kate left with the rest of [his group of friends] to keep the party going elsewhere." (Source)

There's no way this story is true. Why would Leo lower his standards? The fact is that once you've traveled super elite first class (Bar), there's no going back to regular first class (Kate). For example, after discovering the joys of high school seniors, you'll never see me date another college freshman again. No way, I have too much self respect. So seriously Leo, for the love of god, quit slumming it with nine-and-a-halfs when you have a ten at home.

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Leo and Bar broke up

Leonardo DiCaprio and a mystery woman in Ibiza (8/4)

There's rumors flying all over the place that Leonardo DiCaprio and his über-hot girlfriend Bar Refaeli (you masturbated to her last week) broke up. Over the weekend Leo was spotted on a yacht in Ibiza with a mystery blonde while Bar was spotted partying in Marbella (below). So are they broken up? I don't think so. That blonde chick only looks like a nine. Leo has to drink like half a bottle of tequila before he'll even talk to a nine.

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