Kelly Rohrbach in a bikini
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Leo DiCaprio may have found "the one." Her name is Kelly Rohrbach and she's young, blonde, and looks fucking amazing in a bikini. In other words, she ticks every box for Leo From the New York Post
Riding through the streets of Midtown on blue Citi Bikes earlier this month, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kelly Rohrbach came to a halt at a red light. The 25-year-old model, wearing sexy white overall shorts, leaned over and locked lips with the scruffy leading man.
The kiss confirmed rumors swirling since April -- that the 40-year-old modelizer was indeed romancing the leggy blonde crowned this year's Swimsuit Rookie of the Year by Sports Illustrated.
I know what you're thinking: Doesn't it get boring for Leo banging hot blonde bikini model after hot blonde bikini model. No. The answer is no. It's like In-N-Out. Give me a Double-Double every day, and I will eat the fuck out of it.
*44 Kelly Rohrbach bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Leo DiCaprio in Miami in December
Well that didn't last long. Leo DiCaprio and Rihanna are no more. After a quick little fling, Leo was seen making out with another chick Sunday at 1OAK nightclub in Hollywood (a blonde model of course). Rihanna happened to be there, too, but Leo couldn't pull off the triple kiss. Rookie
. From Radar
DiCaprio was spotted hanging with a blonde model at 1Oak in L.A. on Saturday, February 7 -- and they were definitely more than friends. "They were making out," an insider tells Radar, and they didn't care who saw -- even though Rihanna was only feet away!
"Rihanna was at the owner, Richie Akiva's table, downstairs," an insider tells Radar exclusively. "Leo was at a separate table. He had his own by the DJ booth."
Of course this wasn't gonna work -- it was just a temporary thing, like a cheat day for dieters. You eat healthy day after day, but that one day a week, you splurge and get a pizza. Leo fucks blonde model after blonde model, but that one day a year, he splurges and fucks a Barbadian singer. But now he's back on track and actually inside a young blonde model as I type this. 22-year-old Mandy from Abilene, Texas. Good Christian girl. Real salt of the earth.
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Rihanna in Barbados in 2013
So Leo DiCaprio probably banged Rihanna over the weekend. And he didn't even beat the shit out of her afterwards. What a true gentleman. From TMZ
Spies tell TMZ, Leo and RiRi were gettin' super steamy and even swapping spit. A friend of Leo's tells us the kissing didn't happen ... but 2 people who were there say it did ... It's not clear if they left together but we're told they ended up at the same after-party -- along with 50 Cent -- and things got even hotter.
Wait a minute, Rihanna's not a supermodel, has never walked the runway for Victoria's Secret, and most certainly doesn't have blonde hair and blue eyes . . . FAKE LEO DICAPRIO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LEO DICAPRIO?!?*30 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Leo DiCaprio on Colombier's beach in St. Barts
Let it be known that, on December 31, 2014, Leonardo DiCaprio went full Jack Nicholson.
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Cara Delevingne arriving to Leonardo DiCaprio's wildlife fundraiser in St. Tropez
Model Cara Delevingne wore a rabbit fur jacket to Leonardo DiCaprio's wildlife fundraiser in St. Tropez. Why? Because fuck rabbits, that's why. Little assholes. From the New York Post
Cara Delevingne shocked guests at Leo DiCaprio's environmental fund-raiser this past week when she took the stage in a fur coat.
"She got up there with Robin Thicke in what looked like a white rabbit fur," says a spy. "It was like, wait, this is an event for wildlife!"
As revenge against Cara for wearing the fur, Leo didn't fuck her
. That's actually a pretty big diss in the modeling world. You might as well be fat. Her career's over.*10 Cara Delevingne pictures total in the gallery:
Toni Garrn (and boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio) in St. Tropez
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+ Vanessa Hudgens wins [Guyism
+ Freddi Prinze Jr. talking shit about Kiefer Sutherland [ICYDK
+ Lily Allen nip slip (NSFW
+ The Song Girls are all wet [Busted Coverage
+ Rihanna may have ruined Jay-Z's marriage [Dlisted
+ Drop dead gorgeous girls [Linkiest
+ Susan Sarandon banged David Bowie [Evil Beet
+ Hottest chess player ever? [Caveman Circus
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY
: Genevieve Morton's big boobs in a swimsuit*36 Toni Garrn bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber party at Gotha Club in Cannes, France
Katie Cleary -- who's gained fame as a spokesman for PETA
, a contestant on America's Next Top Model
, and as a Deal or No Deal
model -- won't have to get a divorce after all. Her husband Andrew Stern shot and killed himself on Sunday. Holy shit. A spokesman told People
"On Sunday, June 22, Andrew Stern, husband of Katie Cleary, committed suicide at a shooting range in the San Fernando Valley. Andrew and Katie have been in the midst of a very amicable separation and had remained on excellent terms. This is devastating news for us but we have been aware of Andrew's longtime struggle with depression."
Andrew was clearly battling some demons, but TMZ
is hinting that Andrew killed himself because Katie was partying with Leo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier at Cannes last month, which her family strongly denies:
"any rumors of any kind of extra-marital relationship are entirely fabricated and completely false," adding that Cleary's interaction with the Oscar winner "was fully for the purpose of potential collaboration for environmental and animal welfare issues."
Holy shit this might be my favorite PR statement ever. Katie and Leo partying at this club was "fully for the purpose of potential collaboration for environmental and animal welfare issues." Just look at the picture above. Does that look like two people discussing the welfare of the endangered Peruvian Mountain Cat? Make no mistake, there's definitely pussy on Leo's mind, but it ain't that kind.
*10 Katie Cleary and Leo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:
Toni Garnn and Irmelin DiCaprio at the Hotel Du Cap-Eden-Roc in Cap d'Antibes, France
If you were worried about Leo Dicaprio's girlfriend, German supermodel Toni Garrn, dumping him after he was hitting on all sorts of chicks
at Cannes last week, don't. Leo, his mom Irmelin, and Toni were all seen having lunch together in Cap d'Antibes earlier this week. Awk. Ward.Irmelin
: "Number 427, can you pass me the salt?"Toni
: "Pardon me?"
: "Sorry, it's just easier to refer to you girls by numbers."
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Leonardo DiCaprio at Gotha Club in Cannes, France
Wait a minute, isn't Leo DiCaprio dating German model Toni Garrn
? Who he just moved in with
? Then why is he spittin' game at a club in Cannes earlier this week? Oh, that's right. He's Leo DiCaprio and his girlfriend is a model. One of him; thousands of her. Go ahead, Toni, get mad at him. I bet he apologizes profusely and gives you a beautiful bouquet of roses. Or changes his phone number and leaves you with a key that doesn't work anymore. Definitely one of those two.*30 Leonardo DiCaprio pictures total in the gallery:
Toni Garrn in St. Barts last year
Leo DiCaprio has moved in with his girlfriend, model Toni Garrn (probably because she looks so damn good topless). But don't worry, his $8 million apartment in Manhattan's Battery Park is 2,300 square feet, so they'll have plenty of room. Oh thank god, what a relief. A source told In Touch Weekly
"Leo bought the apartment [in March] and quickly moved Toni in with him," a source reveals exclusively to In Touch. "It seems like they're really enjoying living together."
However, a source close to the couple says they haven't purchased the apartment together.
George Clooney proposed to his girlfriend and now Leo DiCaprio has moved in with his girlfriend. What the hell is going on? Did I fall asleep and wake up in some bizarre alternate universe where up is down and left is right? If Jonah Hill wins the next Boston Marathon, I'm jumping out of my fucking window.*25 Toni Garrn pictures total in the gallery: