Leonardo DiCaprio

Leo Dicaprio on the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney last year

Become famous. Use fame to get hot chicks to take their clothes off. Rinse, repeat. Leonardo DiCaprio has definitely figured out this whole fame thing. From the National Enquirer:

Leonardo Dicaprio's not just starring the "The Wolf of Wall Street," he's one of the flick's producers - and he's insisted on sitting in during casting auditions for gorgeous babes in their mid-20's who'll appear stark-raving NAKED in the film. Said My Backstage Spy: "For the initial audition, the girls will have to come in wearing sexy clothes that show off their bodies - but anyone chosen to screen test with Leo will have to play the scene in the nude." (Print Edition - 5/21)

This, my friends, is why we all strive to be on top of the Hollywood heap -- the "A-list," so to speak. Leo is really starting to come into his own (sort of a Johnny Depp-type with less range). Come on, we all know that Leo is gonna lay pipe to whoever gets the role, but that's a given. For a desperate actress, there's no shame in that. Nope, the humiliation comes when you have to take it from Leo in front of the director, producers, your agents, key grips, and the catering crew. It's so degrading, I'm getting stiff just thinking about it I'm surprised Lindsay Lohan's not camped out in front of this casting call.

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Leo DiCaprio on the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney last year

Leonardo DiCaprio is making it harder and harder to unlike him. You could say he's the anti-Lindsay Lohan. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Always a gentleman, Leonardo DiCaprio, snubbed by Oscar for "J. Edgar," reportedly sent a bottle of Dom Perignon to each nominee in the acting categories.

Dom Perignon, Leo? Let's go over some of your recent history, because you're almost too cool for the room at this point. You're running through supermodels faster than a Victoria's Secret booking agent, but you let them down easy so there's never any embarrassing post breakup buffoonery. That alone makes you Superman. You're close to your mom, but she doesn't run your life. Automatic panty-dropper right there. To top all of that off, you sent bottles of the good hooch to the guy who aced you out of an Oscar? Congratulations, Mr. D, you've hit a Dean Martin level of cool that even I haven't achieved. I think you just earned yourself the respect of a certain Pulitzer prize-winning Internet journalist, fella.

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Erin Heatherton in all of her glory

Is Leo DiCaprio's fabulously hot girlfriend Erin Heatherton actually cursed and destined to lead him to failure and a lifetime of unachieved goals? Sure, why not. From the National Enquirer:

Rightly superstitious Leonardo Dicaprio freaked when model galpal Erin Heatherton waltzed into his pad and plunked a golden plastic Oscar statuette on his dresser just days before nominations were announced - and told him that's how absolutely sure she felt that he'd win the REAL solid gold for his title role as the FBI's legendary leader in "J. Edgar." Agitated, Leo howled: "Ohmigod! Get that out of here. You're going to jinx the whole thing!" Snatching up Fake Golden Guy and handing it back to Erin, he told her to dispose of it quick! But…too late, Leo. Your worst fears realized! (Print Edition - 2/20)

Here it is. This is the out that mama's boy Leo was looking for. Remember a few weeks ago, when Erin and Irmelin were making nice for the camera, but were shooting daggers at each other through clenched teeth? Well, this is the end game. Leo didn't lose his shit because of some stupid throw-away statue -- he lost his shit because he's looking for any reason to sever ties with Erin. No matter how hot these broads are, mommy dearest has the last word on each and every one of them. In economist terms, she is the invisible hand guiding Leo through the free market of life. I bet you didn't think you'd see an Adam Smith reference on Celebslam today, did you? BAM, motherfucker.

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Erin Heatherton doing a photoshoot in St. Barts last August

Leonardo DiCaprio is getting serious with yet another model, this time unfathomable hot Victoria's Secret beauty Erin Heatherton. Lucky him. He was due to catch a break. From the New York Post:

Leonardo DiCaprio and Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton can’t keep their hands off each other. “It is nonstop PDA,” a source said of their hot-and-heavy relationship. DiCaprio introduced Heatherton to his mother, Irmelin, over a well-behaved New Year’s Day brunch at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles. “The meeting went well, and Mom and Erin were seen laughing,” our source said. Leo is very close to his mom, whose approval is key to his relationships.

In today's non-story, mama's boy Leonardo DiCaprio introduces his current GF to his BFF. We'll see how long this one lasts, but something tells me that no one will ever be good enough for Irmelin's pride and joy. Of course, it's nice to see mommy and "another bitch who's trying to steal my Leo" sharing a phony laugh through grinding teeth for the sake of my spies, but they weren't fooled. If anything, those two were laughing at the bet they just agreed on: Mommy Dearest bets Leo will dump the star-fucker before the presidential elections, and Erin bets that she'll break Leo from wearing mommy's undergarments before the star of American Idol.

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BREAKING: Blake Lively has sexy legs

I don't believe this for a second, but apparently Leonardo DiCaprio is heartbroken and wishes he would have never dumped Blake Lively. Did he forget that his new girlfriend, Madalina Diana Ghenea, is roughly 10x hotter? From the National Enquirer:

Leonardo Dicaprio -- suddenly heartsick and lonely after dumping girlfriend Blake Lively -- keeps telling pals: "I made a huge mistake!" said a source: "Leo ended their five-month fling when he told Blake he just didn't have time in his life for serious romance, so she moved on -- quickly falling in love with Ryan Reynolds. But now, after being inundated wit photos and reports about his old flame and her new flame, Leo's jealous and wants Blake back."

Insiders confide that DiCaprio's texting and phoning nonstop with reconciliation pleas -- but Blake's adamant. Said the source: "She told Leo, 'we're not getting back together. I'm very happy right now, and I hope you'll find someone great...just as I have!'"

If Leo's really heartbroken over Blake, there's always one thing he can do to make himself feel better: look in the mirror. I mean, seriously, how is a guy that rich and good-looking supposed to feel bad about anything? All he has to do is walk out of his front door and he probably has 50 hotties lined up ready to bang him. No, there's only one thing that should make this guy feel bad about himself: The Beach (2000).

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Lindsay Lohan leaving Wabi-Sabi restaurant in Venice Beach (11/5)

Lindsay Lohan wasn't invited to the premiere party for Leo DiCaprio's new movie J. Edgar last week in Hollywood, but that didn't really matter to her. She showed up anyways and made the "multiple" A-listers there "uncomfortable." Go Team Lindsay! From the New York Post:

A source at the bash told us, "Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity’s name to get in. She could be heard saying, 'I have to go and see Leo.' Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends. Clint and Leo and Dustin Lance Black were talking, and Lindsay sent one of her aides over, demanding to get a photo with them, but security shooed them away."

Another spy at the party, attended by Ron Howard, Harvey Weinstein, Brett Ratner and actress/producer Christie Cashman, said Lohan kept asking to meet Oscar-winning producer Brian Grazer, who’d already left.

Shrewd move, Lindsay. Kim Kardasian had the "Celebslam 2011 Selfish Twat of the Year Award (as brought to you by Microsoft)" all wrapped up. KK's relentless self-promotion made her the runaway winner -- or so we thought.  In the baseball game of life Kim had an MVP season with her high on-base percentage, but this is the playoffs, bitch. Trademark infringement, thousands of staged photo ops, and fake marriages don't really measure up to prison time, property damage, public meltdowns, meth mouth, and more prison time. It looks like this award is going back to the engravers unless Kim can manufacture a sex tape with Muammar Gaddafi.

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Lenoardo Dicaprio's new girlfriend Madalina Diana Ghenea

On Sunday, Leonardo Dicaprio was seen on the balcony of his apartment in Sydney, Australia -- he's currently in town filming The Great Gatsby -- with what the press is dubbing a "mystery brunette" (pic here). Sources have told Celebslam exclusively that that "mystery brunette" is Romanian model Madalina Diana Ghenea. That's Madalina above. I mean, I don't know what he's sees in this chick -- she's barely one of the most attractive women I've seen in my entire life. She better have a damn good personality.

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Blake Lively dumped Leonardo DiCaprio?

When Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio announced their split earlier this week, I naturally assumed that Leo dumped Blake ("There's not exactly a shortage of blonde chicks with fake tits for Leo to choose from in Hollywood"). Us Weekly is claiming that that's not the case:

"Blake wasn't ready to move to the next level," an insider tells the new Us Weekly, out now. "It was just too much, too quickly. Blake wasn't ready to settle down."

But, J. Edgar actor DiCaprio is looking ahead to the next phase of his life, the source says. "He's looking for someone to eventually start a family with...That's not where she's at. She's only 24!"

Adds another source: "He's more mature. They're not in the same place right now."

I'm not buying this for a second. Leo's been nominated for three Oscars. He's produced six films. No way he's getting dumped by some chick from Gossip Girl. He probably just leaked this story to get more pussy. "You must be so sad," the buxom supermodel said to the solemn looking DiCaprio sitting at the bar. "Will a blowjob help?"

NOTE: Well that was quick. Leo is already being linked with Australian model Alyce Crawford:



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Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio split up

Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio are no more. Reps for both stars confirmed the split to Us Weekly earlier today. But let's not kid ourselves here -- Leo most definitely dumped Blake. There's not exactly a shortage of blonde chicks with fake tits for Leo to choose from in Hollywood:

It was fun while it lasted! After five months together, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have parted ways,  reps for both stars confirm exclusively to Us Weekly. The pair "remain friends," Lively and DiCaprio's reps added.

Oh yeah, I'm sure they'll remain the best of friends. I bet Blake goes over to Leo's house this Friday for milkshakes.

The pair's recent split is sure to come as a surprise to some DiCaprio pals, one of whom told Us they'd "never seen him like this with a girl." Back in June, the couple were ensconced in DiCaprio's L.A. home, where Lively "spent the whole time baking....Leo's never dated a girl who can cook. And he's smitten!" The duo also bonded with one another's parents.

Is this really supposed to be a surprise? Frankly, I'm more shocked that these two lasted as long as they did. When you're rich and famous like Leo, you can't be expected to remain tied to one woman for very long. He's like a bee that flies around from flower to flower -- except instead of pollinating them, he's smart enough to wrap up his stinger. Good job Leo.

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Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (7/19)

Leonardo DiCaprio allegedly dumped Blake Lively because his mom didn't approve of her. "But mom, she only leaked a few nude pictures of herself to the internet." It must be a generational thing. From Now magazine:

"Blake's a total mess," a close friend tells Now. "She tried hard to impress Leo's mum when they met but Irmelin couldn't stand her. She told Leo that Blake was far too up herself for him. Blake was nervous so she did talk a lot. But his mum says all she did was talk about Gossip Girl and how she's a Chanel model. Leo listens to his mum and the fact that she didn't like her has put him off."

So Blake wouldn't shut the fuck up about herself and her accomplishments? I don't get it. What's not to love? If only Blake would have insulted her cooking, too. Moms love that. "Ugh, did you make this soup with seawater? It's so damn salty."

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