Leighton Meester leaving a hotel in New York (6/25)
You know all those rumors you heard as a kid about hot drunk chicks dancing on tables? You were probably going through puberty at the time and would believe pretty much anything about the opposite sex. Turns out they're 100% true. From the
New York Post:
Leighton Meester made a scene at Philippe in East Hampton while celebrating a friend's birthday Saturday night. "She was rallying her friends to out-scream the 'Happy Birthday' song of a nearby table of girls," says a diner. "Both tables started screaming obnoxiously back and forth at one another until Leighton finally stood up on the table and started dancing."
Yeah, that's what I want when I'm out eating a nice dinner -- a bunch of self-absorbed bitches screaming "Happy Birthday" back and forth. The only way they could have been more obnoxious is if they had been yelling George Clooney's 2006 Academy Awards acceptance speech.
Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (7/9)
Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester claims
the sex tape featuring her that is supposedly being shopped around is a fake. She told
Harper's Bazaar:
"[The tape] is not real so it makes me sort of sad. It's unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did. I definitely understand the nature of people better now and that the mere allegation of something like that could be headline news. People think it's real because somebody says it is."
I'm calling bullshit. Why the hell did Leighton wait this long to claim it's fake? For argument's sake, let's say
Us Weekly accused me of fucking horses. "Gossip Blogger By Day, Horse Fucker By Night" the headline might read. You better believe that I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs to anyone who'd listen that I don't fuck horses. I'd hire hundreds of lawyers. I'd take out a full page ad in the
New York Times. I'd run an ad during the Super Bowl declaring my innocence. My point is, I would fight like hell to clear my name. People would know
Us Weekly was full of shit. They'd see me on the street and say, "Now there is a man who does not fuck horses."
Leighton Meester and Blake Lively filming Gossip Girl outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (7/13)
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The Leighton Meester sex tape is real First of all, it's definitely her. The tape was shot in 2004 when Leighton was 18. The pic on the left is Leighton at the "Silver Spoon Hollywood Buffet" in September 2004. Check out the two necklaces. Now check out the two necklaces on the topless pic. Through careful masturbatory analysis, I've determined they match. So what does this all mean? It means this post is about ten times creepier than I meant it to be.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Leighton Meester sex tape hits the Internets A sex tape featuring
Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester hit the Internets today. This of course is great news, because Leighton Meester is hot as fuck. "See Leighton Meester naked" is actually on my to-do list for the week.
TMZ says:
We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet.
We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."
Well it looks like celebhotline closed the deal because they're offering the tape right now on their site. You can check out a few preview pics
here (
NSFW). I'm not gonna ruin the surprise and tell you what's on the tape, but if you've always wanted to see "sweet & sexy Leighton giving a footjob, her amazing ass, her perfect breasts with perky pink nipples, and much more," today seems to be your lucky day.
Leighton Meester at the MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in L.A. (5/31)
I don't know who designed the kick-ass dress Leighton Meester wore to the Movie Awards last night but clearly he is a flaming homosexual. No way she'd wear that dress if it was designed by a straight dude. She's probably slap him and call him a pervert.
Leighton Meester bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/10)
Leighton Meester (
Gossip Girl) hit the beach yesterday in Malibu and . . . what's with the shirt? That's what fat chicks do. Leighton's a hot piece of ass
with a killer body. It's not like she has a huge swastika tattoo on her chest that she wants to keep hidden . . .
or does she? Fucking racist. I knew it.
Leighton Meester Actress Leighton Meester (
Gossip Girl) at the L.A. premiere of
Star Trek held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (4/30)
Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl (12/9)
I don't know what I find so amusing about celebrities eating. I guess it's because they're always captured in the most unflattering light possible. Anyways, posted some pics this morning of "sneaky hot girl of the year" Leighton Meester eating a sandwich. Found a better one. Look at her tear into that thing. Girl has a jaw like a snake.
[WENN]
Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl at the Museum of the City of New York (12/9)
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