LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes' new tattoo

Reaffirming her love and commitment to husband Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes got a new tattoo on her foot last week that reads "the only one that matters." Honestly, this is a really great idea. Especially since both Eddie and LeAnn were married when they first met, and then cheated on their respective spouses with each other. I've never heard of a relationship like their's go bad that was built on a foundation of lies and deceit. This tattoo will be meaningful forever!

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LeAnn Rimes bikini pics! (Maui - 1/7)

Here's some more pics of LeAnn Rimes in Hawaii over the weekend. It looks like she's turning herself into some kind of kite. She's gotten so skinny that that's actually possible. She's like an anti-Rosie O'Donnell, who often turns herself into an anchor.

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LeAnn Rimes in Maui (1/5)

FYI: LeAnn Rimes doesn't wear shoes in public bathrooms. If you work at a day spa and she comes in for a foot massage, charge that bitch extra.

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LeAnn Rimes bikini pics! (1/4)

Considering the fact that they haven't been on vacation in nearly a week, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are currently taking a little breather in Maui. Paparazzi caught Rimes on the beach yesterday looking, strangely, somewhat healthier (compared to her on vacation last year). Fuck it, the world's ending in December. Why not let yourself balloon to 101 pounds? Fatty.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 8

LeAnn Rimes arriving at LAX for a flight (pics start here)

Lucy Liu on the set of Southland in L.A. (pics start here)

Berenice Bejo at the 2011 AFI Fest special screening of The Artist at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Chloe Moretz arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving her hotel in Manhattan (pics start here)

Amber Heard at the Paris premiere of The Rum Diary at the Cinema Gaumont Champs-Elysses Marignan (pics start here)

Chelsea Handler out and about in New York (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick on the set of The Company You Keep outside Vancouver City Hall (pics start here)

Dina Lohan out and about in New York (pics start here)

Beyonce leaving an office building in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Richie picking her daughter Harlow up from ballet class in L.A. (pics start here)

Katy Perry arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

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LeAnn Rimes is still ridiculously skinny

LeAnn Rimes and her husband Eddie Cibrian flew into LAX earlier this week, and holy shit, look at her legs. When will she get the point that malnourishment does not equal sexy. On the bright side, Eddie was able to carry LeAnn onto the flight and store her in the overhead compartment, so they saved a shitload of money not having to buy her a ticket. Score!

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LeAnn Rimes leaving BBC Radio studios in London (9/26)

Have you ever seen one of those cute pictures of a little girl dressed up in all of her mom's fancy clothes? The shoes are about 6 sizes too big and the dress looks as big as a parachute. You know what I'm talking about? Well anyways, that's what LeAnn Rimes looks like pretty much every day now. She has the body of a 9-year-old. Her husband, Eddie Cibrian, is a damn pervert.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, September 14

LeAnn Rimes at the Herve Leger show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Annie Wersching and Daniel Dae Kim on the set of Hawaii Five-O in Honolulu (pics start here)

Molly Sims arriving to the Marchesa show during Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Charisma Carpenter shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Chris Evans leaving Vons in L.A. (pics start here)

Actress Katie Aselton at a screening of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The League at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood (pics start here)

Blake Lively filming Savages in Newport Beach (pics start here)

Olivia Munn arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ashley Greene and Olivia Wilde at the premiere of Butters at the 36th Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)

Trevor Donovan (90210) jogging in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Abbie Cornish out and about in Toronto (pics start here)

Jason Patric in Maui (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at Heathrow airport in London for a flight to the United States (pics start here)

Kate Moss leaving the Groucho Club in London (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Felicity Jones at the premiere of Like Crazy at the 36th Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at Milos Estiatorio restaurant in New York (9/9)

LeAnn Rimes -- who weighs 47 pounds according to some estimates -- is still trying to convince everyone that she eats. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

You're damn right I just quoted Hamlet, motherfucker. From the Daily Mail:

[LeAnn Rimes] stepped out with husband Eddie Cibrian in New York City blast night looking almost too tiny. Although she wore a leopard print bdress that should have been figure-flattering, the wide belt she wore bonly accentuated how miniscule her waist has gotten. Despite her frail bappearance, the 29-year-old couldn't stop tweeting about the tasty btreats she was enjoying in The Big Apple; she's in town to attend New vbYork Fashion Week.

"5 baklava's later..... I'm not kidding! Wow, Milo's Greek in bNYC.....incredible!" she wrote on her Twitter page yesterday.

She also enjoyed a calorie-laden breakfast at one of his Jay-Z's favourite hometown spots, Bubby's.

"LOVE being able to get a southern breakfast in NYC! Bubby's rocks. I had and eggs with spinach and jalapenos.....paying for that though LOL."

After reading this story, I could go on and on about how LeAnn looked terrible wearing a "wide belt" that didn't go along with her leopard print dress, but then I remembered that I don't actually have Clay Aiken's dick in my mouth. Instead, lets focus on the fact that LeAnn "paid" for eating some jalapenos. I imagine what she was alluding to is that it made her asshole burn -- so exactly what it's like to have unprotected anal with any of the dudes from Jersey Shore. Ain't that right, Snooki?

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LeAnn Rimes bikini pics (Malibu - 8/27)

LeAnn Rimes went to the beach in Malibu yesterday, drank a little (beer), changed bikinis (into a red one), and probably didn't eat (scarier looking pic here). Seriously, how long are we going to keep pretending that she doesn't have an eating disorder? I feel like I should start sending her five dollars a month so she doesn't die of malnutrition. I know there's starving children in Africa, but dammit, there's some former celebrities here in America that need our help, too.

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