Le Call in Hawaii
Owen's also in Hawaii but he hasn't shown his face in the last few days. Hell I'd stay indoors too if I was dating an uglier version of Steffi Graf. Owen can do way better than this so-called "supermodel." He's rich, handsome rich, and has a ton of money. Exactly like me except I'm poor. But don't feel bad--what I lack in riches I more than make up for in awkward and inappropriate passes: "That outfit would like great in a messy pile next to my bed . . . no I haven't been drinking officer and no I will not step out of my car and put my hands on my head!"
