Lauren Conrad sucks
Lauren Conrad’s fashion line is selling so poorly that the trendy Kitson Boutique in Beverly Hills is now offering a buy one get one free deal. Poor Lauren. I mean, who could have seen this coming? Oh yeah, that’s right, everyone.
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Lauren Conrad is turning into a diva
MTV has created a monster. And its name is Lauren Conrad. From the New York Post:
“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad not only pulled a diva act at the “Paws for Style” animal charity event at Arena last week, she misbehaved in the Hamptons over the weekend, too. Conrad was flown to East Hampton by chopper and paid to host a party at Lily Pond for Svedka’s “Join the Party” campaign, but she showed up two hours late. “She seems to have lost a grip on reality and thinks she is A-list material,” said our source. “And after taking pictures, she bolted straight to the VIP area and refused to speak to anyone outside her entourage.” (Source)
Please note: If you fly Lauren Conrad to your event by helicopter, give her access to a VIP area, and take countless pictures of her, you’re an idiot and deserve to get screwed. Besides, annoying girls like Lauren shouldn’t be put up on a pedestal, they should be buried in the crawl space under your house. Oops, you didn’t read that.
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A drunk Lauren Conrad leaving Coco De Ville nightclub in West Hollywood last night
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Lauren Conrad in Beverly Hills (6/11)
Forbes just published their annual “Celebrity 100″ list. Using factors such as earnings, press and TV mentions, and web hits, the list ranks the 100 most powerful celebrities over the past year. The Top 10:
1. Oprah Winfrey ($275 million in earnings)
2. Tiger Woods ($115 million in earnings)
3. Angelina Jolie ($14 million in earnings)
4. Beyonce Knowles ($80 million in earnings)
5. David Beckham ($50 million in earnings)
6. Johnny Depp ($72 million in earnings)
7. Jay-Z ($82 million in earnings)
8. The Police ($115 million in earnings)
9. J.K. Rowling ($300 million in earnings)
10. Brad Pitt ($20 million in earnings)
And number 97:
97. Lauren Conrad ($1.5 million in earnings)
Rounding out the top 100 was Vanessa Williams, Tina Fey, and Paula Deen, actual celebrities that, ya’ know, actually do stuff. Lauren Conrad is famous for hooking up with guys, fighting with her friends, and going to clubs. Think of all the stupid shit you did at 22, all the drunken nights, all those dead hookers. Lauren Conrad is being paid to do that stuff. If I ever meet the president of MTV I’m so gonna punch him in the nuts.
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Lauren Conrad in L.A. (4/30)
God this chick is worthless. Even her upskirts suck. Say what you will about Britney, but at least she has the pageview-increasing decency to not wear underwear.
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Lauren Conrad is pregnant?
She’s probably not but there’s a rumor gaining some traction that The Hills star Lauren Conrad is pregnant. Yesterday the blog “Crazy Days and Nights” (run by an entertainment lawyer) posted the following blind item:
This Hills and/or Laguna Beach star is pregnant. Now if we could just figure out the daddy. (Source)
Now check out this video shot yesterday:
In case you didn’t catch it, at the 17 second mark one of the photogs asks Lauren “How’s the baby?” Which is kind of a question to ask a pregnant chick. How’s the baby? Ummmm, alive? I don’t know, it’s inside my body you retard.
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Lauren Conrad debuting her new fashion line during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in L.A. (3/11)
Lauren Conrad side boob!
People magazine held their annual Grammy Kick-off party last night in Hollywood and Lauren Conrad’s side boob surprised everyone by making a rare public appearance. John Travolta’s side boob was also there but was covered up by a shirt and jacket.
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge
Sometimes when I get lonely, I read YouTube comments and dream of a better life:
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The Hills‘ Lauren Conrad had a GREAT time at an afterparty for the MTV VMAs on Sunday night. The New York Daily News explains:
Lauren Conrad might not want to take her eye off her new boyfriend, “Desperate Housewives’” Josh Henderson. The couple arrived hand in hand at the Belvedere Sky Villa Suite after the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Sunday night. Unfortunately, the free vodka may have taken its toll, and our girl “appeared to be nodding off,” according to a witness. “Around 3:30 a.m. [Monday], she literally fell over in her chair backwards with her legs up,” laughs the witness. “I’ve never seen that happen before.” (Source)
Lauren’s what we heterosexuals call, a “Good Girl.” Translation: the type of chick that falls drunk off of a chair backwards and lands with her feet straight up in the air . . . or how I’ve dreamed of every date I’ve ever had ending. Most of my “normal” dates end the same way: me crying, in my undies, petting my cat.
NOTE: Just because I love you here’s some LC bikini pics:
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
