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Lauren Conrad signing copies of her book L.A Candy at Barnes & Noble in New York (6/18)

A few years ago, if you would have told me that one day I'd be posting pictures of Lauren Conrad at her book signing, I probably would have punched you in the face and then tried to steal your obviously of very high quality acid. Shouldn't a requirement for writing a book be, oh I don't know, that you've read a fucking book.

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Second? Are you fucking kidding me?

- posted on Lauren Conrad's twitter last night


Spencer Pratt filming a promo for the upcoming season of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here in L.A. (4/23)

David Letterman ripped into Spencer Pratt last night during Lauren Conrad's appearance on his show, calling him a "snake" and a "putz" (clip on PAGE 2). It was quite enjoyable. It's said that every time Spencer is ripped a new asshole on national television, an angel gets its wings.

FUN DRINKING GAME: Watch the two-minute clip and every time Lauren embarrasses her family (e.g. looks confused, stares blankly, or giggles like a fucking 12-year-old schoolgirl), do a shot. You're gonna need a whole bottle.

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The Hills just got more fake

The Hills isn't even trying to maintain a semblance of reality anymore. MTV might as well hire robots to act out scenes at this point. At least they could program them to have a personality. From the New York Daily News:
Lauren Conrad may have one more season left on “The Hills,” but she won’t actually be filming anything from this point on — an insider says all of LC’s antics are already in the can.

According to our source, Conrad’s contract with MTV expired in March; the star celebrated the end of her reality life with cast members at a party at L.A. eatery Beso last month. But that bash was her last “real” day of filming — and producers soon had the task of coming up with enough Conrad footage to keep fans happy through the entire season.

Their solution? Taping as much LC as they could before she left for good.

"The producers would make Lauren react to a lot of potential scenarios, because they’re not yet sure how the finale will play out with the other characters," says our source. "They would literally give her directions like, ‘Now react to Stephanie Pratt being pregnant!’ Lauren would just giggle and go for it. She also had to pretend to react to a fake story line about Audrina and Brody hooking up."
Lauren wasn't the only one to film reaction scenes for the new season of The Hills. Audrina also shot a few:

Director: "Okay Audrina, you just found out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, now look SURPRISED."
Audrina: *Stares blankly*
Director: "Wonderful. Next, you just found out that Santa Claus isn't real, now look SAD." 
Audrina: *Stares blankly*
Director: "Great. Now impersonate the guy that actually hired you for this show."
Audrina: *Stares blankly*
Director: "Perfect!"

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Lauren Conrad and Kyle Howard at Malibu Beach (4/4)

Things are getting serious between Lauren Conrad and her oh god who fucking cares. From Star magazine:
"Kyle's telling people he wants to marry Lauren," says a source. "So he was determined to go all out to impress her mom and dad."

He got his chance in early March, when Kyle, 30, and the 23-year-old star of The Hills met Lauren's mom, Katherine, and dad, Jim, for lunch at Mosaic Bar & Grille in Laguna Beach, Calif.

"Kyle looked nervous, but Lauren was so upbeat," says an eyewitness.

The foursome, who dined on nachos and salads, "got along really well," adds the eyewitness. "And Kyle picked up the tab."
Of course Kyle picked up the tab. With the underwhelming success of Lauren's clothing line, he was the only one at the table with any money. Here's a little tip for all of you guys out there looking to impress your future in-laws: When trying to come across as a "provider," don't treat them to a big steaming plate of nachos. Take them somewhere a little fancier -- where the hot wings are entrees and bibs are used in lieu of napkins. Also, no jokes about how their daughter could probably suck-start a Harley. Been burned a few times on that one.

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Lauren Conrad bikini pics! (Malibu - 4/4)

Sorry for the back-to-back Hills posts. You probably already know this (and no doubt have set your TiVo), but the season premiere of the show is tonight. There's no telling what shocks are in store for us. Will Lauren talk on her phone? Or will she go shopping? OMG, I wish it was on right now! The anticipation is simply too much to handle!

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Lauren Conrad = FAIL

I have some sad news about Lauren Conrad. Her "Lauren Conrad Collection" clothing line has been put on hiatus. Click here. From the New York Post:
Some showrooms got a message from her camp saying, "In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line." As a result, shipment of the last spring and summer delivery has been canceled, the memo said. Page Six previously reported that the line wasn't moving in stores like Kitson and Bloomingdale's.

"Lauren is going to revamp her line and design with more high-end fabrics . . . things she couldn't do the first time around," a source close to Conrad said. Her rep told us, "With everything going on in the economy and in her life, she wants to rework her line and offerings. She will make announcements soon." (Source)
Wait just a damn minute, are you trying to tell us that having a camera follow you around while you talk on your cell phone and order a Caramel Macchiato at Starbucks does NOT make you qualified to become a high-end fashion designer? OK, I'm cool with that.

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Lauren Conrad leaving United Talent Agency in L.A. (2/23)

+ This clothing line will fail miserably [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Mischa Barton boob slip (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Lily Allen is sort of a freak [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures are a Little on the Skinny Side [Egotastic!]
+ I would do naughty things to this woman [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Mickey Rourke is getting an Oscar after all [Dlisted]
+ BREAKING: Megan Fox has boobs [Bastardly]
+ Sienna Miller banged some dude in a bathroom [The Blemish]
+ Mischa Barton defends her weight loss [Cele|bitchy]

+ Mickey Rourke gropes Jessica Alba [CityRag]
+ Chicks are hotter when they bend over [Double Viking]
+ Dollhouse blows but at least Eliza Dushku is hot [Pajiba]
+ Taylor Swift does Rolling Stone [Derek Hail]

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Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt in Oahu (2/17)

Here's The Hills Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt in Hawaii doing what they do best, which is nothing. Well actually, Lauren's doing something. She's staring at Stephanie's tits. Bitch stole my shtick!

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Lauren Conrad out and about in L.A. (1/31)

+ All the Super Bowl's painted boobs you can handle [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Emma Watson Gets Her Freak On [Egotastic!]
+ Christian Bale's language is NSFW [Just Jared]
+ Lily Allen flashes her ass (semi-NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jesse Metcalfe has tits now [Dlisted]

+ Wonder Woman is topless [All Cosplay]
+ Now that is an ass [F-Listed]
+ Hayden Panettiere is a dork [Derek Hail]
+ Porn airs during the Super Bowl [Attuworld]

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