Larry King

Larry King out and about in Beverly Hills (1/21)

Larry King was spotted out and about in Beverly Hills over the weekend, um, looking like that. At one point he could be heard mumbling to himself about "them damn noisy horseless carriages" and how the maid service he uses doesn't clean his house nearly as well as the "colored folk" he used to buy at auction. I don't know, seems a little insensitive to me.

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Larry King is full of himself

Larry King revealed earlier this week that he wants to be frozen when he dies so he can be revived when scientists find a cure for what killed him. Wait a minute, Larry King's not dead yet? What the fuck? When did that happen? Via Contact Music:

The interviewer, who turned 78 last month, revealed all about his post-death plans during a Dinner With the Kings TV special which aired in America on Sunday.

Surrounded by his wife Shawn and celebrity pals Conan O'Brien, Seth MacFarlane, Tyra Banks and Russell Brand, he stated, "My biggest fear is death, because I don't think I'm going anywhere. And since I don't think that, and I don't have a belief... I want to be frozen, in the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and they'll bring me back."

It sounds like after he dies, Larry wants to be encased like a mummy and resurrected as if he were some ancient Egyptian Pharaoh. Sure, he's missing the colossal pyramid and 50,000 slaves it took to build it, but he's basically trying to achieve the same thing -- everlasting life. Frankly, this idea is so over the top, it makes Larry sound more self-absorbed and full of shit than a used Huggies.

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Larry King leaving The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Beverly Hills (10/4)

No actually, Larry King isn't racist. But I thought it'd be a pretty interesting headline since I have no clue what to say about these pics of him being all grouchy on Tuesday (he tends to get that way when paying more than five cents for a cup of coffee). Also, it's less likely to get me sued than my second choice inflammatory headline: "Did Larry King rape a chick when he was 23?" Um, no actually, he didn't. Seriously, why would you think that?

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Larry King leaving The Farm restaurant in Beverly Hills (8/1)

Been getting a lot of requests lately for Larry King pictures, so here he is in Beverly Hills on Monday. I heard that his cock is so big that he can only have sex with chicks over 6'5". Larry King: The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

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Larry King leaving Crate & Barrel in Beverly Hills (7/5)

As of right now (6:30 AM PST), how many chicks do you think Larry King has fucked today? 2? 5?

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Larry King leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood (2/20)

CAPTION: "Hey ladies. These bones are ready for jumping!"

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Larry King at The Grove in Hollywood (11/9)

+ Settle down there Madonna [IDLYITW]

+ More HBOobs! (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lil Wayne banned from Vegas hotel [PopEater]
+ Vanessa Hudgens ass crack! (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ You know he hit that shit [Celebuzz]

+ Holy shit these kids are nuts [College Humor]
+ A little something for the ladies [Socialite Life]
+ The water must have been cold [Double Viking]
+ DAMMIT! [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Larry King and his wife Shawn leaving CNN studios in Hollywood (7/9)

You think that kiss is sexy? Well then you're going to love what Pacific Coast News said:

Larry King leaves the CNN building in Hollywood . . . Larry was also sporting a wet spot on the front of his blue jeans.

I bet that wet spot is drool from all the horny lingerie models trying to get a piece of Larry. Or, you know, urine from his 94-year-old leaky bladder. Definitely one of those two.

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Larry King out and about in Beverly Hills (7/1)

On Tuesday, Larry King announced that he was retiring from his show Larry King Live, effective at the end of the Fall 2010 season. That's Larry in Beverly Hills yesterday, just sort of walking around and being an all-around badass. Can you imagine how much pussy this guy is going to get with all that free time on his hands? He may literally have to start carrying around a stick to beat off all the hot coeds trying to get into his pants . . . and you know, the ones on his lawn. "Damn kids! Get off my lawn!"

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Larry King leaving the CNN building in West Hollywood (4/21)

If I wore panties, they'd be off by now. So. Fucking. Hot.

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