Larry David

Eva Mendes is in love with Larry David

If any of you guys know Larry David (the 64-year-old balding guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm), can you let him know that he could probably have sex with Eva Mendes if he wanted to. Thanks. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Larry is winning Eva over slowly but surely.It seems hard to believe, but he's an exceptionally charming guy who has women falling at his feet right now. He's rich, intelligent, sensitive - and he's in decent shape for a guy his age. Eva is attracted to men with a  great sense of humor, so it helps that Larry is one of the funniest guys around.

"A few months ago, they ended up spending hours together at a party at a friend's house, and they really clicked. Eva is a huge 'Seinfeld' fan, and she loves Larry's offbeat sense of humor. Eva is not what you'd expect at all. She's actually pretty goofy and a bit of a comic herself, so they both spent the night laughing at each other's jokes. They exchanged numbers and they've been talking ever since. Eva is really taken with Larry's sensitive side, and she says that he has a 'sexy' personality."

The fact that a gorgeous movie star like Eva Mendes is attracted to a guy like Larry David is great news for me ugly dudes with a sense of humor. Good to know that having a sense of humor is all it takes to hook up with a beautiful woman like her. And by "having a sense of humor," I mean "having $500 million in the bank." I should really get to work on that.

*32 Eva Mendes pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 17

Holly Madison leaving the 2010 Global Gaming Expo at the Las Vegas Convention Center (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland at the grand opening of Eden South Beach in Miami (pics here)

Ashlee Simpson out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Katie Price (aka Jordan) launching her new fragrance "Precious Love" at The Worx in London (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman, daughter Sunday Rose, and husband Keith Urban leaving their apartment in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Swank leaving the Sheryl Crow concert at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving La Conversation cafe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Anna Kournikova at a press conference for a tennis event benefitting the Elton John AIDS Foundation in Washington D.C. (pics start here)

Mischa Barton filming her new reality show in L.A. (pics start here)

Leah Remini leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Kristin Chenoweth performing at the unveiling of the Lord & Taylor 2010 Christmas Window in New York (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson leaving her daughter's school in London (pics start here)

Larry David on the set of Curb Your Enthusiasm in Santa Monica (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: