Khloe Kardashian outside Philippe West Hollywood restaurant (10/22)
The other Los Angeles Lakers' wives aren't exactly welcoming Lamar Odom's
new wife Khloe Kardashian into their fraternity. In fact, they sort of hate her. But, but, but, don't they know she has her own reality show on the sixth most popular cable network! From
Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
Khloe Kardashian has not endeared herself to the other Laker wives. When she arrived for her first game as Mrs Lamar Odom she was appalled when she wasn’t assigned courtside seats. She had to be calmed down and informed that NONE of the players families have courtside seats- they are taken by celebrities and millionaires. Khloe’s mother Chris is her “manager” and every time she wants something she can be heard ordering Chris around. When Khloe noticed that Vanessa Bryant had several bodyguards who even accompanied her to the bathroom, she could be heard screaming at Chris “Why don’t I have bodyguards!” Khloe doesn’t understand the game or the pecking order of the wives. (Kobe Bryant is a VERY valuable player.) Other wives have been looking askance at Khloe, and haven’t welcomed her into their circle.
The reason Khloe isn't given bodyguards is the same reason why the other wives don't like her -- she's big enough to take a roster spot. Considering her size, there
is one way she might eventually wind up with even better floor seats than the ones that celebrities and millionaires have -- if she's on the bench. If Khloe really wants to move on from this whole incident without any more drama, she needs to learn to do what Kobe Bryant's wife does when she's been wronged publicly -- shut up and take it.
Khloe Kardashian Halloween Costume Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian arriving to Club XIV in West Hollywood (10/31)
The Hostess wrapper in the upper right is a nice touch Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom debuted their new tattoos yesterday on
Khloe's blog. Since it's only a matter of time until these two break up, I figured we could use this post to come up with some suggestions for Khloe on what to change her "LO" tattoo to when she gets dumped:
"I love meat LOaf"
Honestly, why go on? It's perfect.
Claudia Jordan at the premiere of Law Abiding Citizen held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (10/6)
Khloe Kardashian was the rebound girl. Just a week before
Lamar Odom met Khloe, he asked Claudia Jordan (Miss Rhode Island 1997, former
Price is Right and
Deal or No Deal model) to marry him. She said no. Transcript from Friday's
Petros and Money Show (sports talk radio show in L.A.; former Lakers radio host Matt Smith talking):
"You want to know how in love Lamar is? Word is Lamar was madly in love with another young lady no less than one week before he met Khloe and asked that young lady to marry him and she said, 'whoa, slow down.' This was another celebrity that sees herself grace the pages of TMZ."
It's pretty clear he's talking about Claudia. Lamar and her
were definitely an item before he met Khloe. Smith continues:
"So you wonder . . . maybe Lamar had alternate plans and alternate intentions of making himself more of a celebrity than just a dude that plays basketball for the Lakers . . . One week after he asked another young lady to marry him, he meets Khloe and three weeks later, he asks her to marry him."
So lemme get this straight, Lamar wants to become a big Hollywood star and his strategy to achieve that goal is to marry one of the Kardashian sisters. Really?
Really? So I guess Blair from
The Facts off Life was already taken? Tough break. In all seriousness Lamar, I wish you the best . . . divorce attorney. You might want to give William Kermisch a call. Great reviews
on yelp.
Lamar Odom leaving his bachelor party at STK restaurant in West Hollywood (9/25)
You know how people are saying that Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom for the money (I
said it, Khloe's mom said it, Khloe's dad, Khloe's grandma, Khloe's grandpa, Khloe 1st grade teacher, Khloe's pastor, etc.)? It might be the other way around. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
According to a spy who attended Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding in Beverly Hills, the couple ''looked like they were very much in love ... but everyone there knows this is really all about money."
The reality TV star and the L.A. Lakers forward walked the aisle Sunday. "It's a financial arrangement," the guest said, "but with Lamar not having a prenup -- and supposedly not getting a dime from mthe millions Khloe is cashing in on this wedding -- people wonder what he's getting out of this.''
An answer to that question comes from a Lakers front office staffer. ''It's all about being in the spotlight. Lamar craves the attention and he's fascinated by how Khloe and her family get it. ... It's always bugged him how Kobe [Bryant] and Shaq [O'Neal] and Michael [Jordan] are such media magnets. He wants that too. He figures being with Khloe will only help to build his brand too.''
Sorry Lamar. Building your brand like Kobe, Shaq and Michael takes one thing that you don't have:
an Amazonian gender-challenged wife talent. Those other guys became superstars because they were winners, not because they married into a family made up of urinal cake impressionists, out-of-wedlock pregnant midgets, or parents that sold their soul to keep O.J. Simpson from being convicted. Did you know that Dr. Phil is actually threatening to build a studio in their basement? True story.
Paris and Nicky Hilton leaving the HD Vision Broadcast Center in Studio City (6/12)
I hope Paris and Nicky Hilton didn't buy Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom a gift before
their wedding. It would have been sort of awkward since the two never got invited. Ouch. From
Betty Confidential:
They were BFFs growing up, but neither Nicky Hilton nor her sister, Paris, was invited to Khloe Kardashian’s wedding on Sunday.
We caught up with Nicky over the weekend as she celebrated her 26th birthday a few days early at Dusk nightclub at Caesar’s Palace in Atlantic City, NJ. While the Hiltons and Kardashians were friends growing up, these days, it seems they’ve grown apart. "I wasn’t invited to Khloe’s wedding this weekend," Nicky admitted, "but if I had been, I would have stuck to ordering her a gift off her registry - it’s always the way to go. None of our family was invited to the wedding."
Well at least Nicky would have ordered a gift off the registry. If Paris was invited, there is a 100% chance she would have given Khloe and Lamar a DVD box set of
The Simple Life and an autographed picture of herself.
Khloe Kardashian at her rehearsal dinner at The Lobster in Santa Monica (9/27)
Turns out Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's
wedding on Sunday was nothing but a sham. The ceremony was about as legal as Ali Lohan. The couple isn't officially getting hitched until they can hammer out a prenup. Oh hey, guess what's not going well. From
TMZ:
We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.
Our sources say the couple will tie the knot -- legally -- once the prenup is inked.
This is outrageous. I want the gifts back I sent, the punch bowl I sent Khloe, and the bear mace I sent Lamar. Look, I know bear mace seems excessive, but you try fighting off a horny Khloe Kardashian using just regular mace.
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom leaving their hotel in L.A. last night It actually happened. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were married yesterday in Bel Air. Guests at the wedding included Kobe Bryant, Baron Davis, Ron Artest, Phil Jackson, Kelly Osbourne, Ryan Seacrest, Robert Shapiro, Babyface, Joe Francis, and of course, Alan Thicke. From
OK! magazine:
Hundreds of balloons were released into the sky over the ceremony after Khloe, in a gown by Vera Wang, and L.A. Lakers basketball star Lamar said their “I do”s.
Khloe was escorted down the aisle by her stepfather, Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner. Sisters Kourtney and Kim Kardashian acted as maids of honor while younger half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, best friends Khadijah and Malika Haqq and Lauren London were her bridesmaids — all of whom also wore dresses designed by Vera Wang.
In other news, the Los Angeles Lakers announced today that Lamar Odom will be out 4-6 months after severely injuring his back carrying a piano.
Khloe Kardashian out and about in West Hollywood (9/22)
Even though they've
known each other for 29 days -- that's almost an entire month folks -- some people are questioning Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's deep, 696-hour-love for each other. I know, ridiculous, right? You can't tame the heart. Many have tried.
MANY HAVE DIED. From
Fox News:
Khloe Kardashian has now officially confirmed that she is planning to marry L.A. Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday and that she "couldn't be happier." But not everyone in Hollywood believes it, in spite of their over-the-top displays of affection, which FOX411 spies say are awkward at best.
The couple showed up at the NSF and GQ magazine benefit to end Puppy Mills Tuesday night and stayed glued to each other all night. According to our spies, Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring (although she did show off a pair of diamond earrings from Odom) and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material.
“What are the two waiting for?” on insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?”
But it wasn’t only partygoers that were left questioning the legitimacy of the romance, even their fellow celebrities have their doubts.
Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt" so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.
This is absolutely insulting. How bitter must someone be to question a couple's committment and love for each other just days before their wedding? Frankly, I think that cynic Mya owes Khloe an apology for this outrageous accusation. Khloe isn't marrying Lamar for the publicity. She's marrying him for his money.
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian leaving M16 nightclub in West Hollywood (9/22)
Lamar Odom's bachelor party tomorrow night at Les Deux is going to be quite the classy affair. Totally kidding. It's being hosted by Joe Francis. From
TMZ:
TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar's swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair ... with stripper poles and "midgets." (Ed. Note: The invite promises "drinks, dj, stripper poles, midgets, & tons of candy")
Here's the good news -- Khloe's brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar ... unless he's distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.
Since a bachelor party's not a bachelor party without some skanks, Les Deux is also setting up a special booth where you can actually fuck Tila Tequila.
