Lady Gaga at the Video Music Awards in New York (9/13)
Alternate headline #1: Lady Gaga is an idiot
Alternate headline #2: Lady Gaga is a fucking idiot
Alternate headline #3: Lady Gaga is a stupid fucking idiot
Alternate headline #4: Fuck you Lady Gaga, you stupid fucking idiot
Lady Gaga at Heathrow airport in London (8/20)
It's too bad I'm not a fan of chicks with 30%+ body fat wearing mesh, because I'd be in heaven right now. The pic is actually a clever metaphor. That's not just a door Lady Gaga is entering. That's the door to my heart -- again,
if I liked chubby girls.
Lady Gaga at the Sofitel Hotel in Hamburg, Germany (7/26)
I know what you're thinking: "Lady Gaga must have gotten so drunk that she stripped down to her underwear in the lobby of her hotel." No, she was dressed like that before she started drinking. Of course she was. We're talking about the same chick that wore a dress made of Kermit the Frog puppets last week. Tomorrow she could wear a jacket made out of the decaying corpses of former US Presidents that she dug out of the ground and I wouldn't be surprised. "Wow, Harry Truman looks great on you!"
Lady Gaga nip slip! Lady Gaga's boob popped out of her dress Saturday night while she was performing in Berlin. In other news you won't catch me getting an erection to ever, 10-year U.S. Treasury rates rose last week from 3.30 percent to 3.65 percent.
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Lady Gaga arriving to her hotel in Las Vegas (7/5)
+ We won't be seeing any Scarlett Johansson pregnancy boobs [
Just Jared]
+
Laetitia Casta is ready to pop [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Miranda Kerr Nude Photos [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Stroup is rather attractive [
Popoholic]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is topless (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Vida Guerra is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Sienna Miller at her attractive best [
Holy Taco]
+ Kim Kardashian's sisters want nothing to do with her [
Bossip]
+ The
Today Show killed Betty White [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kelly Osbourne blasts Lady Gaga Little known fact about Kelly Osbourne: she doesn't own a mirror . . . right? That's the only way this next story makes any sense whatsoever -- ya know, if she's never actually seen what she looks like. From
Contact Music:
Outspoken rock spawn Kelly Osbourne has launched a vicious attack on Lady Gaga, insisting the pop sensation "has everything" but an attractive face.
She rants, "She's a Butter Face - she has everything 'but her face' (is unattractive). She reminds me of Peaches Geldof."
And the 24 year old is urging the singer to focus on her music rather than airing her views in the media: "I love Lady GaGa's tracks but I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude. It's starting to make me go off her."
It's ironic that Kelly would call out Lady Gaga as a butterface when she's got the body of a butterball. Kelly Osbourne insulting someone about their looks is like Audrina Patridge calling someone stupid or Michael Moore calling someone fat -- it's the pot/kettle syndrome. If Kelly really wants to pick on somebody truly repulsive, she should start with an easier target, like Sarah Jessica Parker or Northern Florida.
The hottest Lady Gaga's ever looked Lady Gaga attended a press conference in Malta today, um, wearing that. And I must admit, she doesn't look nearly as ugly as she normally does. If she started her own line of whatever the hell she's wearing and started selling them to people like Courtney Love, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Heidi Montag, I bet she'd make over a billion dollars. No fools.
Lady Gaga is topless Lady Gaga appears topless in July's issue of
V magazine. Whoop-de-doo. There's only six women I'd rather see topless less than Lady Gaga and all six were at my family reunion on Saturday. Hi Aunt Maude!
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Lady Gaga at Sydney Airport in Australia (5/20)
+
Victoria Silvstedt's man is so whipped [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Carrie Underwood in sexy little shorts [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hayden Panettiere upskirt from Cannes [
Bastardly]
+
Britney Spears Bikini Pictures are... Hot [Egotastic!]
+ American Idol's Kara DioGuardi in a bikini [
Popoholic]
+ Kim Kardashian bikini pics, part deux [
The Superficial]
+ Chick fight! Chick fight! [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Bill Clinton totally wants to bang Michelle Obama [
College Humor]
+ German porn star taken to hospital after trying to set BJ record [
Dlisted]
+ Christina Aguilera coming to a big screen near you [
Lossip]
+ Blake Lively definitely got implants [
Yeeeah!]
+ Jessica Simpson's Top 10 Nip Slips [
CityRag]
+ Angelina walked in on Brad and Jen? [
popbytes]
+
Spiderman 3's Lucy Gordon commits suicide [
Gabby Babble]
Lady Gaga out and about in Sydney, Australia (5/21)
Honestly, I could have made it through the day just fine without knowing what part of Lady Gaga's vagina looks like thank you very much. No really, I promise you.
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