Lady Gaga at Heathrow airport in London (3/6)
You know how if you're on a particularly long flight, you should get up every few hours and stretch your legs to avoid the dreaded -- and
deadly -- deep vein thrombosis (DVT). Well that's especially true if you're dressed like an idiot. From
The Sun:
[Lady Gaga] had to be undressed by cabin staff on a flight from London to America after her legs began to swell due to another odd outfit. Bonkers GaGa had boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow wearing black and yellow TAPE and giant blue shoes designed by her pal, the late Alexander McQueen. The experienced flight crew told GaGa she'd best get it off quick or risk long-term damage.
An airline source said: "GaGa was a high-risk DVT case so she was advised to change out of her clothes. But the outfit was so cumbersome she needed help changing out of it. She was particularly miffed about ditching her heels. She was wearing them in memory of her friend Alexander."
Lady Gaga (1986-2010). Beloved friend, daughter, and musician. She died doing what she loved . . . acting like a complete and utter jackass.
Lady Gaga arriving at Mr Chow restaurant in London (2/27)
It's one thing wearing weird outfits to award shows or concerts, but is it really necessary to dress like a complete jackass when you go to a restaurant? If you're Lady Gaga, the answer is a resounding "yes." I've always been curious what this bitch wears around her house. Like, does she wear a t-shirt and jeans or scuba gear? And now, a conversation that most certainly didn't happen Saturday night at Mr. Chow in London:
Waiter #1: "That bitch with the lobster on her head only left me a 10% tip."
Waiter #2: "Which one?"
Lady Gaga at the BRIT Awards in London (2/16)
+
Nicole Scherzinger looking crazy hot at Carnival [Hollywood Tuna]
+ We may never see Jessica Simpson's tits [
The Superficial]
+ Christina Hendricks does Fashion Week in a sheer dress [
Huffington Post]
+
Dammit I want to date a Maxim model [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I can see Megan Fox's nipples [
Popoholic]
+ I can see Katy Perry's undies (
semi-NSFW) [
IDLYITW]
+ No one wants to be seen with Jay Leno [
OK! Magazine]
+ Pelican attacks weatherman live on air. Awesome. [
College Humor]
+ Nicole Richie gets engaged. No one cares. [
Wonderwall]
+ The Kardashian's design a clothing line,
Jersey Shore style! [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Paula Deen may be a guest judge on
American Idol. Weird. [
Dlisted]
+ That ass can break into my house any day [
Double Viking]
+ The hottest female basketballer in the world [
Busted Coverage]
Lady Gaga at the Video Music Awards in New York (9/13)
Alternate headline #1: Lady Gaga is an idiot
Alternate headline #2: Lady Gaga is a fucking idiot
Alternate headline #3: Lady Gaga is a stupid fucking idiot
Alternate headline #4: Fuck you Lady Gaga, you stupid fucking idiot
Lady Gaga at Heathrow airport in London (8/20)
It's too bad I'm not a fan of chicks with 30%+ body fat wearing mesh, because I'd be in heaven right now. The pic is actually a clever metaphor. That's not just a door Lady Gaga is entering. That's the door to my heart -- again,
if I liked chubby girls.
Lady Gaga at the Sofitel Hotel in Hamburg, Germany (7/26)
I know what you're thinking: "Lady Gaga must have gotten so drunk that she stripped down to her underwear in the lobby of her hotel." No, she was dressed like that before she started drinking. Of course she was. We're talking about the same chick that wore a dress made of Kermit the Frog puppets last week. Tomorrow she could wear a jacket made out of the decaying corpses of former US Presidents that she dug out of the ground and I wouldn't be surprised. "Wow, Harry Truman looks great on you!"
Lady Gaga nip slip! Lady Gaga's boob popped out of her dress Saturday night while she was performing in Berlin. In other news you won't catch me getting an erection to ever, 10-year U.S. Treasury rates rose last week from 3.30 percent to 3.65 percent.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Lady Gaga's nipple, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Lady Gaga arriving to her hotel in Las Vegas (7/5)
+ We won't be seeing any Scarlett Johansson pregnancy boobs [
Just Jared]
+
Laetitia Casta is ready to pop [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Miranda Kerr Nude Photos [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Stroup is rather attractive [
Popoholic]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is topless (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Vida Guerra is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Sienna Miller at her attractive best [
Holy Taco]
+ Kim Kardashian's sisters want nothing to do with her [
Bossip]
+ The
Today Show killed Betty White [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kelly Osbourne blasts Lady Gaga Little known fact about Kelly Osbourne: she doesn't own a mirror . . . right? That's the only way this next story makes any sense whatsoever -- ya know, if she's never actually seen what she looks like. From
Contact Music:
Outspoken rock spawn Kelly Osbourne has launched a vicious attack on Lady Gaga, insisting the pop sensation "has everything" but an attractive face.
She rants, "She's a Butter Face - she has everything 'but her face' (is unattractive). She reminds me of Peaches Geldof."
And the 24 year old is urging the singer to focus on her music rather than airing her views in the media: "I love Lady GaGa's tracks but I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude. It's starting to make me go off her."
It's ironic that Kelly would call out Lady Gaga as a butterface when she's got the body of a butterball. Kelly Osbourne insulting someone about their looks is like Audrina Patridge calling someone stupid or Michael Moore calling someone fat -- it's the pot/kettle syndrome. If Kelly really wants to pick on somebody truly repulsive, she should start with an easier target, like Sarah Jessica Parker or Northern Florida.
The hottest Lady Gaga's ever looked Lady Gaga attended a press conference in Malta today, um, wearing that. And I must admit, she doesn't look nearly as ugly as she normally does. If she started her own line of whatever the hell she's wearing and started selling them to people like Courtney Love, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Heidi Montag, I bet she'd make over a billion dollars. No fools.
