Kym Johnson

Kym Johnson and Jaleel White

Trust me, if you fuck up Urkel's rhythm while he's in the middle of the Samba or Viennese Waltz, there will be hell to pay my friends. Hell to pay. His Dancing with the Stars partner Kym Johnson found that out on Friday. From Us Weekly:

Dancing with the Stars celeb Jaleel White had a seriously bad rehearsal session with pro partner Kym Johnson on Friday -- leading to a "heated" confrontation in which Mark Ballas and show producers eventually intervened, an insider tells Us Weekly exclusively. The Family Matters alum, 35, "flipped out," the insider says, after he accidentally stepped on Johnson's foot. When Johnson, 35, exclaimed "ouch" over his blunder, the insider says, White "got in her face," and chastised her for "acting like a baby . . . He was shouting at her, calling her an 'idiot.'"

This shit wouldn't have happened with Carl Winslow around. He would have dropped his ass for talking like that to a lady.

Pro dancer Mark Ballas then tried to confront White himself. "The producers stepped in and broke it up before it got physical, but they were really going at it -- right up in each other's faces!" the source explains.

You know, I'd probably be a bigger fan of competitive ballroom dancing if not for the violence.

Producers then banished White from the studio for the rest of the day. "Now he says he refuses to go back to the rehearsal studio again, that he wants his own rehearsal space elsewhere," the source continues. "It was a huge fiasco that went down. A total mess."

This isn't surprising, not in the slightest. Jaleel is one angry former child star, as well he should be. The world not only knows that he sucks, the world knows he sucks it hard and swallows every drop hungrily. We're in an era where absolutely ANYONE can become rich and famous, and Jaleel is neither. He's not even a reality star, he's a lowly game show host on Syfy. Gay porn would be a step up from that. His rage against women is another matter. I think it stems from the fact that 95% of the women he's banged in his life screamed out "URKEL!" while he was on top pile-driving them. That would piss me off, too.

*10 Jaleel White pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, September 8

Mila Kunis on the set of Friends With Benefits in Malibu (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Alessandro Ambrosio at the LakayPAM Awareness & Fundraising Event For Haiti Earthquake Relief in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson shopping at the Glendale Galleria (pics start here)

Patrick Dempsey leaving Quatrain Antiques in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes filming 90210 in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kym Johnson leaving the Dancing with the Stars studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson arriving at her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Julianna Margulies outside The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Jade Jagger at the Shalimar Eau de Parfum new bottle signing held at Harrods in London (pics start here)

Olga Kurylenko at Fashion's Night Out in London (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi photos total in the gallery: