Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 8
Kylie Jenner shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Reality star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi (The Shahs of Sunset) leaving a studio in Hollywood (pics start here)
Kelly Ripa out and about in New York (pics start here)
Miranda Kerr walking along Fifth Avenue in New York (pics start here)
Luke Wilson leaving Whole Foods in Brentwood (pics start here)
Naya Rivera leaving Coffee Bean in L.A. (pics start here)
Ashley Greene out for a hike in L.A. (pics start here)
Kate Bosworth out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)
Amy Smart leaving The Pikey in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Actress Lauren Cohan (The Walking Dead) leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Ashley Benson leaving Laurel Tavern in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Lea Michele leaving an office building in L.A. (pics start here)
*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kylie Jenner arriving at the Kardashian office in L.A. (10/1)
Flynet says that's Kylie Jenner heading into the office on Tuesday morning. Do you remember what you were doing when you were 16? How many times did you head into the office on a Tuesday morning? Or were you wasting your time with school? Good girl, Kylie. Mommy's little earner. Making her proud.
*10 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kylie Jenner leaving Barnes & Noble in Calabasas (8/22)
I don't know what the weirdest thing about this picture is: that Kylie Jenner is leaving a bookstore (because apparently the Kardashians read now). That she's subtly flipping off the paparazzi (the provider of lifeblood to the Kardashians). Or that she looks like a weird cross between an anime character and Chun Li from Street Fighter 2. Hah! Trick question! The weirdest thing is that there isn't one brand visible in any of the pictures, which means no product placement money for Kris Jenner. She's slipping.
*16 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner in Malibu (7/4)
The Kardashians all spent the 4th partying at dad Bruce's beachfront home in Malibu, including Kendall Jenner in her patriotic bikini above. Kris Jenner actually tried to trademark that red, white, and blue pattern for merchandising purposes, but it turns out the United States beat her to the punch in 1777. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
*30 Kendall Jenner bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner in Greece (4/27)
In case you care, the Kardashians are currently on vacation in Greece. That's Kendall and Kylie Half-Blood-Kardashian on a yacht off the coast of Mykonos on Saturday. Wow, it's amazing that the family traveled halfway across the world, yet the paparazzi still knew exactly where to find them to take these pictures. What are the chances? It's almost like someone, a mother-like figure if you will, told the paparazzi where they'd be in exchange for a suitcase that just happened to be full of money. A lot of coincidences happening here.
*20 Kendall and Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner walking the runway at the Sherri Hill during New York Fashion Week (9/7)
The youngest of the Kardashians, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, aren't going away anytime soon. In fact, they're launching their own clothing line. They haven't announced the name yet, but is there any chance it doesn't begin with a K? From People:
The sisters' line will be aimed at tweens and teens and according to WWD, it will debut next spring and include shirts, pants, shorts and accessories.Oh my dear sweet Xenu in your rocket ship, please put an end to this madness. I can't stand the starters, now I have to deal with Team KKK's benchwarmers? I know it's a big world, but I think Earth has hit its limit of relentless attention-seeking arena rats and the epically tacky "fashion" that only prostitutes can appreciate. I need to refill the whore tank, but I just don't need anymore Kardashians to fill it with.
"We always get asked what we are wearing, so when we got the chance to design our line with Majestic Mills, we were thrilled," the sisters tell PEOPLE. "We have been really excited by the creative design process from the start because we love fashion, and we can't wait to share it with our fans!"
*15 Kendall and Kylie pictures total in the gallery:
Kris Jenner for FLAVOR magazine
Kris Jenner is livid that her two youngest daughters, 16-year-old Kendall and 14-year-old Kylie, are being exploited by predatory editors eager to showcase the girls in increasingly sexualized ways to generate buzz and sales for their magazines. Nah, I'm totally kidding. She's all for it. An insider told OK!:
"Kris totally encourages it. She's proud that Kendall and Kylie are so sexy."But what about Kim? Being so protective of her little sisters, she must be urging them to tone it down a bit . . .
"Kim sees nothing wrong with it," the source tells OK! Magazine. "She actually took them for their first bikini wax when Kendall was 14 and Kylie was only 12!"You know, life is a funny thing. I think we can all agree that most mothers tend to be protective of their daughters. A typical middle class mother would try to set their girls on the right track with classic, common sense advice such as "Don't dress up like a whore," "Marriage is to be taken seriously," and my personal favorite: "Don't lay down for minorities." Not only did Kris not tell team KKK any of these things, she actually researched what lighting works best to highlight Kim's slightly dirty looking Armenian sex organ for her "leaked" video (soft white, if you must know). Kris has my vote for mother of the decade, right after Andrea Yates.
But not everyone is on board. "Khloe and Kourtney are starting to think it's over the top," the insider reveals. "But Bruce is the most concerned. It makes him cringe .. Look at Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan or even Demi Lovato. They were way too sexy too young and it really wrecked them. Demi has come out of it, but not without extreme therapy. No one wants to see Kendall and Kylie got through that sort of agony."
*10 Kendall Jenner bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall and Kylie Jenner bikini pics!
According to Flynet, that's Kendall and Kylie Jenner (aka Jailbait Kardashian I and II) at a "secluded beach" in Hawaii yesterday. Wow, it's amazing that the paparazzi happened to be hanging out at a secluded beach in Hawaii, and Kendall and Kylie just randomly showed up, out of the blue. It's almost as if someone tipped them off . . . someone close to Kendall and Kylie . . . a "motherly" figure, if you will . . . who really likes money -- IT WAS KRIS GOD DAMMIT. IT WAS KRIS.
*32 Kendall and Kylie Jenner bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kendall Jenner returning to her hotel in New York (9/13)
Kim Kardashian's half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner both attend the prestigious (read: $$$) Sierra Canyon School in Chatsworth. The first day of class was two weeks ago (August 30), but there's Kendall in New York yesterday for Fashion Week. Kylie's there, too, but she's probably off smoking or stealing things or doing whatever the hell it is teenagers who don't go to school do. Honestly, if I was them, I wouldn't go to school either. Who needs a lame high school diploma when you have a reality show on E!? What are they, nerds?
*6 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Saturday, December 11 and Sunday, December 12
Christina Hendricks leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in Hollywood (pics here)
Selena Gomez at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)
Jordana Brewster at the "Miss Golden Globes Party" at Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner leaving the Chocolate Nutcracker at Royce Hall at UCLA (pics start here)
Michael Douglas out and about in New York (pics start here)
Amanda Seyfried leaving the Arclight Theater in Hollywood (pics start here)
Dita Von Teese launching the limited edition "My Private Cointreau Coffret" at Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Eric Dane leaving Barker Black Ltd. in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Matt Damon on the set of Contagion in Western Springs, IL (pics start here)
Oprah Winfrey arriving at Sydney (Kingsford Smith) Airport in Australia via her private jet (pics start here)
Christian Bale outside ABC Studios in New York (pics start here)
Rashida Jones at the launch of the new Devon Works flagship boutique in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: