Kylie Jenner


Kylie Jenner's home at 25420 Prado De Oro

17-year-old Kylie Jenner is officially a homeowner. The reality star just purchased a $2.7 million, 4,900 square foot McMansion in Calabasas. The home features 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a 3 car garage, and a library (a must for a voracious reader such as herself). It's about damn time Kylie rewarded herself. After all, who works harder in this industry than her? Who can forget the, um . . . and the, um . . . oh, and we all remember the, um . . . well I'm sure I'll think of something eventually.

Congratulations, Kylie! As a housewarming present, I'm sending you one of those wood carving thingies you can hang above your front door:

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*15 Kylie Jenner house pictures total in the gallery:

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Kylie Jenner quits high school

Not only is Kylie Jenner not gonna be one of those celebrities who still goes to college for the experience despite having already hit it big -- a la Natalie Portman or Emma Watson -- but she's not even gonna have a high school diploma. According to Life & Style, she quit homeschooling last year:
"Kylie quit homeschooling a few months ago. She told her mom it was getting 'in the way' of her career, and that she wanted to focus her energies on building her personal brand and making money."

And momager Kris Jenner "gave in," the insider tells Life & Style. "She feels the girls are smart and savvy and they don't need a piece of paper to show that."
This is terrible. No high school diploma means no prom. And without prom, how is Kylie gonna lose her virginit--LOL! I was almost able to type that without laughing.

*20 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

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Kylie Jenner and Tyga leaving Project nightclub in Hollywood (1/9)

Here's Kylie Jenner hiding from the paparazzi after partying at Project nightclub in Hollywood over the weekend. Hmmm, that's strange. Isn't Kylie Jenner 17-years-old? In related news:

Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control
Attention: Complaint Desk
3927 Lennane Drive, Suite 100
Sacramento, CA. 95834
http://www.abc.ca.gov/FORMS/ABC099E.pdf

Project Club Los Angeles
6356 Hollywood Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90028
(323) 469-0040

*7 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Nightclub 1
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Kylie Jenner at the L.A. Mission's Annual Thanksgiving for the Homeless (11/26)

"Oh, you want some green beans? Maybe you should get a fucking job and quit polluting my vision with your filth." - Kylie Jenner to a bunch of homeless people last week, presumably

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: If Kylie Jenner was any less enthusiastic, she'd be dead

*30 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Thanksgiving 1
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Kylie Jenner hearts collagen

Kylie Jenner is starting to get annoyed that people are still saying she got lip injections. While not at school because she doesn't need school because, oh my gosh you guys, she's just, like, super smart, she tweeted on Monday:

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I mean, c'mon, leave it alone already. The girl who turned 17 in August clearly hasn't had any work done. Just look at Kylie last year (below). She's just going through the normal biological process that all girls go through when they become women. I actually wouldn't be surprised if her breasts mysteriously increased two cups sizes overnight. Puberty tends to strike the Kardashian women in strange, plastic, ways.

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*10 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Before After Lips 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 15

Kylie Jenner shopping in Calabasas (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving to yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Hilary Duff filming Younger in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez leaving Capital Records in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Dave Matthews out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen at the celebratory dinner and screening of No.5 The Film in New York (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kimberly Stewart shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Jeep 1
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Kylie Jenner is an idiot

Kylie Jenner is 17 and already hooked on lip injections. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? I'm actually surprised more teenagers don't get cosmetic procedures done. Because the body stops developing and is in its permanent state at age, what? 12? That sounds right.

*5 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Lip Injections 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 11

Kylie Jenner eating lunch in Soho, New York (pics start here)

Jasmine Villegas arriving in Aruba for the Electric Music Festival (pics start here)

Pro golfer Adam Scott and his wife Marie Kojzar out and about in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving for a flight at Toronto Pearson International Airport (pics start here)

Lady Gaga and her boyfriend Taylor Kinney leaving their apartment in New York (pics start here)

Debbie Matenopoulos leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Malin Akerman out for a walk in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Freida Pinto arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Brenda Song leaving a restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)

Model Mia Moretti out and about in New York (pics start here)

Maria Sharapova shopping in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Sylvester Stallone leaving Rivabella restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Fries 1
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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in Southampton (7/1)

Here's some Kardashian bikini pics from last week that just got released for download. All the important ones are there: Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Mildred, who lives under the stairs. Kris gave her a chance to earn her keep, but bitch couldn't produce. The groceries don't buy themselves, and unfortunately Mildred had to learn that the hard way.

*30 Kardashian bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kardashians Bikini Butts 1
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Kylie Jenner and Shamari Maurice in Malibu (7/4)

Here's Kylie Jenner and her new boyfriend Shamari Maurice in Malibu earlier this week. "Shamari" you say? Hmmm, interesting. I really thought her next boyfriend would be a lacrosse-playing prep schooler named Cooper. /sarcasm

*20 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

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