Kylie Jenner



Kylie Jenner leaving Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (1/21)

Here's 18-year-old Kylie Jenner leaving Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood last night. Ah, yes, I remember when my local club used to have their special "You Don't Have to be 21 to Drink Here Tonight" promotion when I was kid . . . said no one ever. Seriously, how is this legal?

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  • Kylie Jenner Nightclub Drinking 1
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Kylie Jenner at the W Hotel in Hollywood (12/15)

Here's Kylie Jenner showing some of that trademark Kylie Jenner enthusiasm at her debut as the new brand ambassador for Nip + Fab. Whoever made the decision to hire her should be immediately fired. Whitney Houston would show more enthusiasm than this. No, I mean the current version of her.

*25 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Trademark Enthusiasm 1
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Kylie Jenner in the Dec/Jan issue of Interview magazine

Here's Kylie Jenner doing god knows what in the new issue of Interview. It's pretty much a fact now that, if you say you're from a magazine, you can get the Kardashian-Jenners to do absolutely anything. "Put on a meat suit and go tackle a lion at the zoo? As long as you give me the cover . . ."

*15 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Interview Mag Pictures 1
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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner arriving at Chadstone Shopping Centre in Melbourne Australia (11/18)

Dear Australia,

We're sorry. We're really really sorry. I don't know how we could ever make this up to you. I . . . I guess you can have Guam.

Sincerely,

America

*30 Kendall and Kylie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Kylie Down Under 1
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EXCLUSIVE: According to my EXCLUSIVE sources, Kylie Jenner may have had lip injections. Don't even try to find out how I found this out. I'll never tell!!!

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Kylie Jenner leaving Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. (11/7)

Here's Kylie Jenner leaving Cedars-Sinai on Saturday after visiting her brother-in-law Lamar Odom. Normal people bring flowers. Kylie brought booty. I guess there are some benefits to having 19 strokes.

*20 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Badonkadonk 1
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Kylie Jenner out and about in Calabasas (10/4)

Here's Kylie Jenner driving around Calabasas over the weekend in her new Rolls Royce Ghost. Retails for $286k or $319k if you get the extended wheelbase version. Yahoo Cars describes the Ghost as having a "quiet, dignified character," which perfectly describes Kylie if this was Opposite World.

*30 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Rolls Royce 1
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Parading around in stiletto heels and an obscenely short dress in broad daylight? Is that Kylie Jenner or a hooker? Answer below . . .
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It's a hooker in Studio City yesterday! Oops, I mean Kylie Jenner. Close enough.

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Kylie Jenner was "attacked" after the Chris Brown concert Friday night in Anaheim when a person pulled her hair as she walking through a crowd. Check out the video below and try to laugh even louder than me.

Hate to state the obvious here, but shouldn't you sort of expect this at a Chris Brown concert? That's like going to a Nazi Party rally and being shocked at all the Jew-bashing. "C'mon guys, not all the banks."




Kylie Jenner's magical cleavage

Kylie Jenner launched her new website earlier this week (address unavailable), and the first video she posted addresses the topic of her boobs. The authenticity of them, specifically. Kylie says that, despite the rumors, they're 100% natural with a little help from Victoria's Secret:
"I don't share this with a lot of people, but everyone thinks I've gotten breast augmentation recently, but I haven't. I just use the Bombshell by Victoria's Secret. It's life-changing. I've gotten all my sisters on it and all my friends."

"Clearly, it's like 10 times bigger -- no contouring, no nothing. This is all padding. I think it makes your breast look great and girlie. This is it. No breast implants. No surgery. Nothing. It's amazing. So if you guys want this look, here's my secret."
I was surprised Kylie's first video was about her tits, too. I thought it was going to be a book recommendation. What am I supposed to read this fall, Kylie? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO READ?

*15 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Magic Cleavage 1
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