Kylie Jenner


Kylie Jenner at the L.A. Mission's Annual Thanksgiving for the Homeless (11/26)

"Oh, you want some green beans? Maybe you should get a fucking job and quit polluting my vision with your filth." - Kylie Jenner to a bunch of homeless people last week, presumably

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: If Kylie Jenner was any less enthusiastic, she'd be dead

*30 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Thanksgiving 1
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Kylie Jenner hearts collagen

Kylie Jenner is starting to get annoyed that people are still saying she got lip injections. While not at school because she doesn't need school because, oh my gosh you guys, she's just, like, super smart, she tweeted on Monday:

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I mean, c'mon, leave it alone already. The girl who turned 17 in August clearly hasn't had any work done. Just look at Kylie last year (below). She's just going through the normal biological process that all girls go through when they become women. I actually wouldn't be surprised if her breasts mysteriously increased two cups sizes overnight. Puberty tends to strike the Kardashian women in strange, plastic, ways.

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*10 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Before After Lips 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 15

Kylie Jenner shopping in Calabasas (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving to yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Hilary Duff filming Younger in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez leaving Capital Records in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Dave Matthews out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Gisele Bundchen at the celebratory dinner and screening of No.5 The Film in New York (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kimberly Stewart shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Jeep 1
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Kylie Jenner is an idiot

Kylie Jenner is 17 and already hooked on lip injections. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? I'm actually surprised more teenagers don't get cosmetic procedures done. Because the body stops developing and is in its permanent state at age, what? 12? That sounds right.

*5 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Lip Injections 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 11

Kylie Jenner eating lunch in Soho, New York (pics start here)

Jasmine Villegas arriving in Aruba for the Electric Music Festival (pics start here)

Pro golfer Adam Scott and his wife Marie Kojzar out and about in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving for a flight at Toronto Pearson International Airport (pics start here)

Lady Gaga and her boyfriend Taylor Kinney leaving their apartment in New York (pics start here)

Debbie Matenopoulos leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Malin Akerman out for a walk in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Freida Pinto arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Brenda Song leaving a restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)

Model Mia Moretti out and about in New York (pics start here)

Maria Sharapova shopping in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Sylvester Stallone leaving Rivabella restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Fries 1
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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in Southampton (7/1)

Here's some Kardashian bikini pics from last week that just got released for download. All the important ones are there: Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, and Mildred, who lives under the stairs. Kris gave her a chance to earn her keep, but bitch couldn't produce. The groceries don't buy themselves, and unfortunately Mildred had to learn that the hard way.

*30 Kardashian bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kardashians Bikini Butts 1
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Kylie Jenner and Shamari Maurice in Malibu (7/4)

Here's Kylie Jenner and her new boyfriend Shamari Maurice in Malibu earlier this week. "Shamari" you say? Hmmm, interesting. I really thought her next boyfriend would be a lacrosse-playing prep schooler named Cooper. /sarcasm

*20 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner New Boyfriend Obvious Name 1
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Kylie Jenner is bad at driving

How did Kylie Jenner get a driver's license? That's her driving the wrong way down a one-way street in L.A. earlier this week and "almost hitting a guy," according to INF. But don't worry, the guy looks like he's wearing less than $100 worth of clothing, so he barely has worth as a human being. God I love viewing things the same way as Kris Jenner. It's just so simple and satisfying.

*6 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Wrong Way Driver 1
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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Hollywood (6/12)

The apocalypse is upon us. Kendall and Kylie Jenner are published authors. The title of their novel is Rebels: City of Indra and the two did a book-signing at Barnes & Noble in Hollywood a few days ago. Wonderful. Kendall and Kylie can barely read, yet they're paying ghostwriters to write books for them creating enthralling literary masterpieces ( sorry for using such big words, girls -- "enthralling" means "captivating or charming"). I guess they're just that talented. We are not worthy.

*15 Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Kylie Book Launch 1
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Kylie Jenner leaving a hotel in New York (6/3)

"It is kind of annoying seeing them together because they're so perfect ... Something to live up to for sure." - Kylie Jenner to Extra's AJ Calloway

Anyone have a gun I can borrow? I want to shoot myself in the face.

*25 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Perfect Quote 1
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