Thank god Goldie Hawn has finally given up and embraced the one piece (shown here with husband Kurt Russell in Greece). There was a rough stretch there in the mid-90s but she worked through it. And you know what? We're all winners because of it.
If only Tara Reid would get the hint
Check out what Kurt Russell told the May issue of Men's Journal magazine about the time he was almost knifed to death as a little kid:
"I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend. She was probably 13, and there was this vibe about her, you know. She says, 'Hey, come here.' I think I'm going to get my first kiss. She lifts my shirt, then all of a sudden reaches into her bee hive, pulls out a penknife, and drags it about 6 inches across my stomach. It starts to bleed, and they haul ass. I was, like, 'What?'" (Source)
Jesus Christ what kind of school did Kurt Russell go to? Don't get me wrong, the girls at my school were bitches, they just never hid shanks in their hair. At worst, they'd get really catty and levy some false rape accusations against you ... like I was supposed to hear her say "NO" with that ski mask on--that thing can make it pretty tough to hear sometimes.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Not even 9:15 A.M. and I've already made two rape jokes. This is shaping up to be a great week!
