Kristina Shannon

Karissa and Kristina Shannon in Cancun (3/11)

Karissa and Kristina Shannon went to Cancun over the weekend for Spring Break, and in between pulling down her bikini bottoms and flashing her ass, Karissa sobered up enough to tweet some truly touching words to those affected by the tragedy in Japan:

 

As a show of support, Karissa then put on her sluttiest Japanese schoolgirl outfit (the one with no panties) and did a sake body shot off some drunk slut she met at the club that night. So touching. In effect, we are all Japanese during this trying time.

*12 Karissa and Kristina Shannon pictures total in the gallery:

Kristina Shannon and a friend at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas (10/2)

Hugh Hefner's ex girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, celebrated their 21st birthday on Saturday at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas pretty much exactly like everyone thought they would -- by acting like total drunken whores. I'm not going to ruin what's behind the yellow star if you click it, but I will say this: it's very very doubtful that Kristina is sponsored by any underwear companies.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kristina Shannon upskirt picture, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*26 Kristina and Karissa Shannon birthday pictures total in the gallery:

Karissa and Kristina Shannon kissing

Karissa and Kristina Shannon were Hugh Hefner's rebound girls after he broke up with Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, aka the "Triumvirate of Skank." And the two were also attendees at the annual Midsummer's Night Dream party at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday night. There they are kissing and sorta slipping each other the tongue, you know, if that's your thing. Ew. Gross. I don't know why guys fantasize so much about twins. I only masturbated to that picture a few times. It was almost a chore to do so.

*3 pictures total in the gallery:

Hugh Hefner and the Shannon twins outside Kress nightclub in West Hollywood (10/2/2009)

Hugh Hefner dumped his skanky twin girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Poor guy only has one girlfriend left. How's an 83-year-old man supposed to manage? A source told OK!:

"You have to consider that these girls are only 20 years old. The twins were there for the ride. They just care about themselves."

Hefner said he initially suggested the move, which is expected to be within the next couple of weeks, and that Kristina and Karissa will now be “friends” as opposed to having the official title of "girlfriends." One of the reasons — and possibly a clear indicator — for the twins’ departure from the famous Holmby Hills home was their relationship to the 83-year-old nudie magazine mogul.

According to the source, “it was not a secret the twins were sleeping around” while living under Hef’s roof.

I knew this relationship was doomed to fail once the twins got their learner's permits. I've found that once a girl can legally drive, she just gets all independent on you. *sigh*

Hugh Hefner's girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon at the Playboy Store in Las Vegas (7/18)

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+ WWE Diva Maryse is rather attractive [Wrestling News Desk]
+ Lindsay's dad partying with Jon Gosselin [Just Jared]
+ Kate Walsh upskirt pic [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jailbait alert! [moejackson]

+ Scarlett Johansson cleavage shot from Iron Man 2 [Popoholic]
+ David Arquette is doing some backtracking [Lossip]
+ Paris Hilton almost got run over [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Seth Rogan thinks Entourage sucks [Cele|bitchy]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, at Pinkberry in Beverly Hills (4/3)

+ Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend looks like Megan Fox [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Get a Hand [Egotastic!]
+ Lauren Conrad is gonna be on Family Guy [Just Jared]
+ A young Vanna White is see-through [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miley Cyrus needs to shut the fuck up [Dlisted]
+ Paris and her new boyfriend are probably high right now [DailyFill]

+ Now you, too, can blow Wolverine! [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Laura Dore is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Selena Gomez quiero Taco Bell [Derek Hail]
+ I love auto show whores [Attuworld]

Hugh Hefner is 83

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd birthday at the Palms in Vegas on Saturday night at it was pretty much the most awkward thing ever. Honestly, the only time a man that old should be touching a woman that young is if his first name is "Doctor."

Karissa and Kristina Shannon leaving a medical marijuana store in L.A. (1/27)

I'm worried about Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends. I think they may have glaucoma. Or possibly severe arthritis. How else do you explain them leaving a medical marijuana store yesterday in L.A.? There's no other possible reason. Poor things. They're so young, too. They'll certainly be in my thoughts.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner, and Crystal Harris

I guess Hugh Hefner's getting bored with the twins. The Playboy founder is now dating a third girl, 22-year-old college student Crystal Harris. From the New York Daily News:

"I'm a good girl, for the most part," new Hef gal pal Crystal Harris writes on her MySpace page. (The 34-25-34 San Diego State University psychology student and PETA supporter lists "the rain, the seasons, fast cars, good food, volunteering, great company, caring and honest people, the ocean and animals" among her interests.)

Harris introduced herself on an E! online message board over the holidays, telling fans that "Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion." No other girlfriends are in the mix at this time, she says, but "there are a couple that we have interest in. ... As for now, it is just us three." (Source)

If someone who takes off her clothes for money, sleeps with an octogenarian, and engages in group sex is a "good girl," I'd hate to see a bad one. Other things Crystal might want to start listing as her interests: Changing bed pans, shopping for Fixodent, and dying a little bit more on the inside each day.

CREEPY FACT: If you combine their ages, Hef's three girlfriends still aren't as old as him (82 vs. 60)