Kristin Cavallari

Kristin Cavallari out and about in West Hollywood (2/9)

If you're like me, you sit anxiously by your computer all day, constantly clicking reload on Google News just hoping for something -- anything -- about Kristin Cavallari. Well here she is yesterday sporting a slight baby bump while shopping in West Hollywood. This either has something to do with the pregnancy she announced last month, or she just stole a bunch of shit. I honestly don't know.

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Kristin Cavallari leaving Erewhon Natural Food Market in West Hollywood (1/21)

Just a few months after getting reengaged to Chicago Bears' quarterback Jay Cutler (he dumped her in June, possibly in the middle of her trying on wedding dresses), Kristin Cavallari is pregnant. "Let's see that asshole dump me this time!" The couple told People:

"We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together. It's an amazing time in our life and we can't wait to meet the new addition to our growing family."

[insert joke about Jay Cutler finally hitting a target and not cumming way over Kristin's head here]

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, December 17 and Sunday, December 18

Kristin Cavallari out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Williams leaving the Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Dianna Agron (Glee) out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Briana Evigan at the Ashley Paige Swimwear Grand Opening on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Janice Dickinson filming her new TV show Janice TV in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy and Maria Menounos filming Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Justin Bieber leaving Spago restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sandra Bullock at the premiere of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes at the live Facebook concert to celebrate the launch of the Duracell Holiday Insurance Program in New York (pics start here)

Michelle Trachtenberg on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Zoe at the launch of "Zoe Media Group" at The Sayers Club in Hollywood (pics start here)

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Kristin Cavallari shopping in Beverly Hills (11/7)

Is Kristin Cavallari cursed? Yes, yes she is. What, you think it's mere coincidence that as soon as Jay Cutler gets reengaged to her, he breaks his thumb and is out for the season? Just watch. As soon as these two are officially married, I bet Jay gets a nasty infection in his vagina. From Life & Style:

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are engaged—again! After calling off his three-month engagement to Kristin on July 23, Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Jay has proposed for the second time—and Kristin has accepted!

"Kristin is over the moon with happiness," a source tells Life & Style. "She's already told her friends that the engagement is back on. They haven't set a new date yet."

It's sweet how things all work out in the end sometimes. Now that Jay's broken his thumb and Kristen is no longer able to find work, the two of them should have plenty of time to plan their "dream" wedding. Even more fortuitous for Kristen is the fact that she'll be able to ask Jay for advice on how to throw the bouquet. They'll just have to make sure that all of the single ladies are wearing the opposing team's jersey.

Seriously, I fucking hate him.

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Kourtney Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, and Kim Kardashian in Miami in 2008

It was revealed earlier this week that Kristin Cavallari allegedly hooked up with Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend Scott Disick a few years ago, which has caused a rift between Kristin and the Kardashian sisters (they call her a "whore bag"). Judging by what Kristin told Billy Bush on Wednesday, the Kardashians made everything up for publicity (shock!):

"It's 100 percent not true. I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that's going on for Kim, I feel like they're trying to take the heat off her. When there's a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it. It's disrespectful to me and [my boyfriend] Jay [Cutler], and I think it just says a lot about their character."

Ah, the old "deflection" trick. Try to stir up controversy somewhere else to distract from the real issue. It sounds like the Kardashians have been getting their PR gimmicks straight from Wag the Dog. If this whole selling out to the highest bidder thing ends up not working out for the sisters, I'm pretty sure they'll be able to land squarely on their knees feet -- in Washington D.C.

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Kristin Cavallari shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (11/8)

According to Life & Style, Kourtney Kardashian has banned her boyfriend/baby-daddy Scott Disick from tapings of Dancing with the Stars (her brother Rob is one of the three finalists). So what, does she have something against the Jive or Quickstep? No actually, he banged one of the other contestants. From Life & Style:

In the new issue, on newsstands now, sources reveal to Life & Style that Scott had an affair with Kristin Cavallari, a DWTS contestant until being eliminated in early October and newly single at the time, just before Kourtney became pregnant with her and Scott's child.

"While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin," a friend reveals to Life & Style.

So when both Rob and Kristin were confirmed as contestants on DWTS, "Scott and Kourtney argued about Kristin," a friend confirms. "Kourtney can't stand her now and didn't want Scott at show tapings."

A Kardashian pal confirms that "Scott and Kristin hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney ... Kourtney was furious. She and her sisters have called Kristin 'the whore bag' ever since."

I can certainly understand why all the Kardashian sisters are upset about Kristin's dalliance with Scott. When you carry yourself with the utmost amount of class and dignity, you expect to be treated the same in retur-- LOL! I was almost able to type that without laughing.

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Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler back together

After being dumped in an especially cruel way by him a few months ago, Kristin Cavallari somehow found it in her heart to forgive Jay Cutler and the two are now back together. Also, she had rent due so what the hell was she supposed to do? From the Chicago Sun Times:

It sure seems like the Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari reconciliation is continuing right on track, with the actress back in town and seen with her ex-fiance all over town, including a cozy sighting at Public House over the weekend. Friends of the reconnected couple say the duo are taking it slowly but are happy to be back together.

What a shock -- now that the football season is in full swing and no longer in peril of a work stoppage, Kristen is once again dating Jay. I wonder what the motivation could be behind this reconciliation? Hint: $$$$. I guess this just shows that when an attention-seeking reality star dates a professional athlete, she only wants to be with the ones that are actually working -- which means Kris Humphries better start looking for a good divorce lawyer.

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Awk. Ward.

Kristin Cavallari may not be having a wedding but she'll always have the wedding dress pictures. Awk. Ward. From Life & Style:

Just two days before Kristin Cavallari’s fiancé, Jay Cutler, broke off their engagement, she was glowing with excitement while trying on a series of wedding dresses at her exclusive Life & Style photo shoot. The reality star looked dazzling in gowns by Anne Bowen and Mon Cheri Bridals as she gushed about her plans for a traditional wedding and her vision of walking down the aisle in a strapless gown. “I want a romantic, mystical wedding, with lots of flowers,” she shared with Life & Style during the shoot at LA’s Mondrian Hotel on July 21

Now, an insider close to Kristin reveals that the real trouble began the very next day—on July 22—when Jay asked her to fly back to Chicago with him the following morning.

“Kristin said she didn’t want to because she’s working on a new TV project and had a full day of shooting scheduled for Tuesday [July 26],” the insider explains. But Jay was angry about it and the argument escalated. “He told her that she needed to commit to him, and to move to Chicago,” the insider continues.  When it became clear that Kristin had no intention of giving up her career in entertainment, Jay broke up with her — returning to Chicago alone on July 23.

Shouldn't you know whether or not your soon-to-be spouse will be willing to give up their career BEFORE you ask them to marry you? That seems like a pretty important initial conversation to have. If Jay just wanted a trophy wife that was blonde and completely worthless, he should have ignored Kristen in the first place and just proposed to Camille Grammer.

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Jay Cutler calls off wedding to Kristin Cavallari

"So about that whole wedding thing . . . yeeeeeeeeeeah . . . we're gonna go ahead and not do that anymore." From People:

This is not the fairy-tale ending Kristin Cavallari was hoping for. After just 10 months together, Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have called off their engagement, a source confirms.

"She got dumped," says a source. "She's absolutely devastated. She can't believe this is happening. She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location - everything was set. She's in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way."

Kristin is "absolutely devastated" and "can't believe this is happening." Coincidentally, most Chicago Bears' fans had that same reaction after they traded for Jay Cutler in 2009. "You mean that smug douchebag who likes throwing into triple coverage is on our team now? Aw god dammit."

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Kristin Cavallari at a photoshoot at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami (7/14)

+ Catherine Zeta Jones' boobs are on a boat [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Paris Hilton did some topless pics, sort of [Guyism]
+ Ryan Phillippe is not tapping that ass [Celebuzz]
+ Rachel Taylor is see-through [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ This dude is totally going to nail Betty White [Just Jared]

+ Brooke Mueller is a fucking mess [Dlisted]
+ Dammit Rosario Dawson is freaking hot [Caught on Set]
+ Nicky Minaj is lying about her age [Evil Beet]
+ Keri Hilson's cup runneth over [Derek Hail]

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*11 Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures total in the gallery: