Jay Cutler ain't down with pregnancy sexy
Kristin Cavallari tells the new issue of Fit Pregnancy
that her husband, famous average quarterback Jay Cutler, ain't down with pregnancy. So blowjobs it is, I guess. Via E!
"Sex is funny when you're pregnant," the Fabulist cohost says in the April-May issue of Fit Pregnancy. "Guys get weird about it."
But Cavallari insists not all is lost when it comes to romance.
"Lingerie always helps too," she playfully notes, adding, "It's important to make time for the relationship. Lighting a candle and taking a bath together is great--it doesn't even have to be in a sexual way, just getting in the bath and talking. Jay and I have date nights, too, going out for dinner. It's not as often as we'd like, but we do our best. Just putting a cute outfit on is a thrill for me."
Yeah, pregnancy can turn the hottest chick into a real beast of burden with absolutely no self-awareness (hi Jessica Simpson!), so it's refreshing to see some honesty from a breeder. One thing that could help the lovebirds in resuming their coital activities is if Kristin would stop wearing San Francisco 49ers' jerseys as sexy time clothes, since we all know that Jay shits the bed when the only thing between him and a touchdown is the red and gold. OK, so maybe a celebrity gossip site isn't the best place for a sports' joke, but the room would have been howling had I posted that masterpiece on an ESPN blog.
*30 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 1
out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here
arriving on a flight in Ibiza, Spain (pics start here
and her boyfriend River Viiperi
taking pictures on their hotel balcony in Ibiza,Spain (pics start here
filming Transformers 4
in Detroit, Michigan (pics start here
on the set of Big Eyes
in Vancouver, Canada (pics start here
and Gavin Rossdale
out and about with their kids in England (pics start here
leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York (pics start here
leaving his hotel in New York (pics start here
and her husband Olivier Martinez
going to a doctor's office in Los Angeles (pics start here
out and about with her son in West Hollywood (pics start here
*101 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kristin Cavallari bikini pics!
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Reality-star-turned-I-don't-know-what-the-fuck-she-does-now Kristin Cavallari said last month
she's putting her "career" on hold to focus on her fiance
Jay Cutler and new son Camden, but here she is flashing her ass in a staged bikini photoshoot in her backyard over the weekend. Oh, she must need some money for formula. Such a dedicated mother.*40 Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kristin Cavallari leaving Urth Caffe in L.A.
Awww, how cute. Kristin Cavallari actually thinks she has a career. From the New York Daily News
Kristin Cavallari is climbing up the hills of life and feeling great about it all. The former bad girl of MTV's "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills," who is a mother to 9-month-old son Camden and engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, says she is putting her acting career on hold to focus on her family.
"I've passed on a couple of things that would have kept me here in L.A. because my fiance Jay has to be in Chicago. So if I was here, we would never see each other," Cavallari, who's appeared on "The Middle" and "CSI: NY," told Coco Eco magazine. "It's easy to get wrapped up in your career and have that be your only focus, and I want my marriage to work and last -- and family comes first."
Cute, the reality personality is speaking of entertainment careers as if what she did last decade counts as work. If I were Kris, I wouldn't want cameras around either since all I'd do is hate on the stunning success of Lauren Conrad . . . well, stunning only when compared to the rest of the Laguna Beach
nobodies. Kristin might as well take care of Camden Jack, and maybe in a few years she can be a guest on Food Network's Guy vs. Rachel: Celebrity Cook-Off
. Btw, "Camden Jack"? Congratulations Kristin and Jay. You gave the kid a name that sounds an awful lot like a cheese named after the worst city in New Jersey. Maybe you can name the next one Monterey Newark or Paterson Provolone.*30 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 8
making an appearance for "Chinese Laundry by Kristin Cavallari" in Las Vegas (pics start here
shopping in New York (pics start here
arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here
on the set of Townies in Los Angeles (pics start here
arriving to the set of American Hustle in Boston (pics start here
shopping in Thousand Oaks (pics start here
shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here
shopping at Fred Segal in West Hollywood (pics start here
out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here
out and about in New York (pics start here
arriving at the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (pics start here
arriving at doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills (pics start here
*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Kristin Cavallari arriving on a flight at LAX airport
Remember when Kristin Cavallari got engaged
to Jay Cutler back in 2011, dumped
a few months later, and then reengaged
a few months after that. Kristin tells E!
the second engagement was even more romantic than you can imagine:
"It was so silly. I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, 'Oh, shall we get married?' We're like, 'Yeah, OK.' And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on."
Mailing an engagement ring to your fiancee may seem pretty lame, but in Jay's defense, Kristin is
a reality star, which ranks slightly ahead of "child molester" on the list of the lowest of all human lifeforms. They're so undeserving of love that it's actually still legal to shoot them in three states. God bless you Montana and the Dakotas.*15 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:
Kristin Cavallari leaving a dry cleaners in L.A.
Having been born and raised in the deep jungles of Papua New Guinea, which has few parking lots, Kristin Cavallari may not realize that the little handicapped guy on the ground means a parking spot is for an actual handicapped person, so I'll cut her some slack this time. But be careful next time.UPDATE
: According to some emailers, Kristin was actually born and raised in Laguna Beach. No, I'm pretty sure I heard that she grew up in Papua New Guinea.*8 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:
Kristin Cavallari leaving a skin care store in West Hollywood
Kristin Cavallari had a baby on August 8. And looks like this now. Four hours of working out a day does amazing things to the body. To put this in perspective, Jessica Simpson gave birth on May 1. And still looks like Jessica Simpson. Four hour phone calls with Haagen-Dazs bugging them to turn bacon into an ice cream does amazing things to the body.
*25 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:
Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari out and about in Chicago
Jay Cutler decided to go all tough guy on the paparazzi last week during a walk in Chicago with his pregnant fiance Kristin Cavallari. And I don't think it worked. I've been more intimidated by Girl Scouts selling Thin Mints.
*20 Jay Cutler pictures total in the gallery:
Kristin Cavallari out and about in West Hollywood
I wish there was a way I could bet on Kristin Cavallari getting dumped right after she gives birth to Jay Cutler's baby, because I would literally make a kajillion dollars. From the New York Post
Kristin Cavallari is five months pregnant with the child of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, but she's waiting to get married until after their baby is born. At the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List party in Los Angeles, Cavallari was overheard telling Jessica Alba that the couple is "focusing on the baby. Neither one of us have any religious reasons for why we need to be married right [now], and I don't really want to be a pregnant bride. We will focus on that after the baby."
Ah, I can see the big day already. There's the beautiful bride Kristin Cavallari, being walked down the aisle by dear ol' dad to a beaming Jay Cutler, ready to make the plunge. "With this ring, I take Kristin..." FUMBLE! FUMBLE! Jay fumbles the ring and amidst the pandemonium of NFL busts and reality TV stars, slips out the back door, and runs to the Canadian Football League, leaving pregnant-as-fuck Kristin at the altar looking all sorts of stupid. Well, what did you expect from a colossal choke artist like Jay? I'm sorry for the cheap shots but this teabagger cost me $5k in '10 when he shit the bed against Green Bay. F'n idiot, my car got repossessed because of you, you prick. In only nine more payments, that '87 Chevette would have been all mine, baby.*32 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery: