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Kristin Cavallari leaving Joan's on Third cafe in West Hollywood (7/2)

Kristin Cavallari at the Alice + Olivia boutique in Beverly Hills (6/11)

+ Katie Price and her huge boobs do Ibiza [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Sienna Miller has never had a one night stand [DailyFill]
+ Olivia Wilde Topless Pictures from Maxim [Egotastic!]
+ Another Britney Spears' vagina slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Zoe Saldana is a cutie [Lossip]

+ AnnaLynne McCord has cleavage [NewsToob]
+ Malia Jones is rather attractive [Holy Taco]
+ Proud of her ASSets [Double Viking]
+ Prince Harry has no standards [F-Listed]

Audrina Patridge leaving Kitson boutique in West Hollywood (5/21)

There's already drama on The Hills between Audrina Patridge and newcomer Kristin Cavallari (playing the part of Lauren Conrad this season). Yesterday Audrina revealed to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that the two got into it while filming a bonus episode of the show:

"I don't like her . . . When someone gets in my face, I have to defend myself. And, you guys, I mean, I can't say much. They'll show it, but I mean, all I have to say is, it's really pathetic and desperate what people will do when the cameras are around. It was my birthday, and I was like, Oh, my God. Is this what we're going to have to deal with?'"

It's only downhill from here. It's pretty obvious what Audrina needs to do. She needs to walk away from The Hills and try to make it in the real world. Wait, are there any 9-5 jobs that involve coloring?

Kristin Cavallari shopping at Planet Blue in Santa Monica (5/17)

+ Alessandra Ambrosio looking very ordinary without makeup [Bastardly]

+ Obama is a shitty comedian [College Humor]
+ Chris Brown is going country [The Superficial]
+ God frowns on premarital sex [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ A little something for the ladies [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere Bikini Leftovers [Egotastic!]

+ Just a reminder: Megan Fox is a piece of ass [Popoholic]
+ Hayden Panettiere banging the Mac Guy? [Just Jared]
+ Pam Anderson's sloppy ass in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kevin Bacon got mugged [The Blemish]

+ A way too close up picture of Priscilla Presley [Dlisted]
+ BREAKING: Angelina Jolie eats cake [Cele|bitchy]
+ Katie Holmes is good people [A Socialite's Life]
+ Now that is an amazing ass shake [CityRag]

Kristin Cavallari leaving Koi restaurant in West Hollywood (5/15)

+ Megan Fox's worst is still better than your best [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Pam Anderson itching her hepatitis [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Bar Refaeli Needs to Show More... Bikini [Egotastic!]
+ I never get tired of Jessica Biel topless pics (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Eliza Dushku looking all kinds of sexy [Popoholic]

+ Kim Kardashian's store vandalized [The Superficial]
+ Why are Brad and Angelina in a VW? [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ One of the few adult film stars without implants [Holy Taco]
+ Chace Crawford is going Footloose [A Socialite's Life]
+ Even celebrities pick up dog shit [Dlisted]

+ I think it's safe to say she works out [Double Viking]
+ Top 10 sexy ethnic newscasters [Dimes Daily]
+ Rapper Dolla shot and killed [F-Listed]
+ I love cheerleader bikini calendars [Busted Coverage]
+ Did Mariah Carey retire or something? [Attuworld]

Kristin Cavallari in Miami (1/1)

Kristin Cavallari (former star of the predecessor to The Hills, Laguna Beach) confirmed to Entertainment Weekly that she'll be appearing in the new season of The Hills. She'll be taking over Lauren Conrad's role as "Lauren Conrad." From EW:

On why she’s coming back to reality TV:
“The goal for me is to get my fans excited about me again. When I first started out, I had a celebrity name but I didn’t have the acting skills I have now. If I have some buzz with my name again, I feel like it will only help.”

On rumors that producers are plotting a romance between her and Justin Bobby (which The Hills producers deny):
“I have no idea! [laughs] I don’t think MTV would be like, ‘Oh you’re dating him now. This is your boyfriend.' But they might try and set up situations. I’m totally cool with that. Again, it’s a TV show and they need to make it entertaining.”

On how her version of The Hills will differ from Lauren’s:
“I’m a completely different person than Lauren. I have a lot more energy. I’m more outgoing. I’m a little more spontaneous. And she has a boyfriend so she’s not dating on the show. I’m very open to dating and finding a guy.”

On introducing Heidi and Spencer:
“It’s so funny. I guess it was 4 years ago. I was dating Brody [Jenner] and Spencer was Brody’s best friend. I had known Heidi when she was friends with Lauren when we were still filming Laguna Beach. Heidi was like, ‘Hook me up with someone. I wanna meet a guy.’ And Brody and I were kinda like, ‘Well, maybe Spencer?’ We’ll see what happens.’ So we all went on a double date and they just hit it off right away and now they’re married.”

So it was her who created the monster that is Heidi and Spencer? *zips up pants . . . retrieves top hat and monocle* Well then, I'll just take my masturbating somewhere else, thank you very much. I bid you good day ma'am!
 

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Kristin Cavallari at the L.A. premiere of Star Trek held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (4/30)

Kristin Cavallari bikini pics!

Kristin Cavallari in Malibu (July 2006)

Kristin Cavallari bikini pics! (Miami - 3/14)

Hollywood titan Kristin Cavallari (Laguna Beach, Van Wilder: Freshman Year) was nice enough to show up to Cosmo's second annual "Bikini Bash" in Miami on Saturday, an event where hundreds of women in a bikini spell out the word "COSMO" and a helicopter takes a picture of it. The pic is then featured in a future issue of the magazine. Wow, can't wait. BTW, what's up with the jean shorts? Just wear some bikini bottoms like the 500 other women on the beach. You're basically slapping those of us with a penis in the face . . . which I guess is better than being slapped in the face with a penis. Did anyone else hate sixth grade as much as I did?

Kristin Cavallari bikini pics! (Miami - 12/31)

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