Kristen Stewart is sort of a bitch After
flipping off some paparazzi on Monday while leaving a photoshoot, Kristen Stewart again flashed her middle finger yesterday as she was leaving Hanawa restaurant in Paris. Oh yeah, the public loves up-and-coming actresses who act like uppity little bitches. They eat that shit up -- isn't that right box office star Katherine Heigl?
Like Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, and Reese Witherspoon before her, Heigl used to be a "Turn-key" — just get her signed on and you had yourself a go picture. No longer. Heigl now not only finds herself off that vaunted list, but "she's not on any lists at all," says one top talent agent. "She's on a respirator. She's not the girl anymore."
The head of marketing at a studio is blunt: "I don’t know what her value is anymore," says this exec, "She's uh, 'less than easy' to work with." And as stories of her reputation have increasingly gone public (starting with her grouchy and impatient departure from the TV show that made her) and the quality control of her film choices has all but disappeared, her fan base is backing away quickly. (via NYmag)
I'm not gonna lie. This pleases me greatly.
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Kristen Stewart leaving a photoshoot for Mario Testino in Paris (1/30)
Kristen Stewart was in London yesterday for a photoshoot, and since fame has clearly gone to her head because she's been in one successful movie franchise that should have only been two movies but has somehow stretched into four over five years because preteen girls are retarded, she flipped off a bunch of orphans/paparazzi/fans . . . I don't know, let's go with orphans. Heartless bitch.
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Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed are fighting Former BFFs,
Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed, have totally turned into frenemies. Holy shit, did I really just say that? I need to go punch something. I've turned into a total pussy since my local fight club disbanded last year. From
Star:
"[Nikki and Kristen] can't stand each other," an insider tells Star. "They don't even talk anymore. Kristen has never forgiven Nikkie for the fling she had with [her boyfriend Robert Pattinson]. Kristen never confronted Rob about the affair, she just put the blame on Nikki and accused her of pursuing him."
The insider also reveals that Nikki has another problem with Kristen -- her hypocritical attitude toward stardom: "Nikki's the most down-to-earth actress you'll ever meet," says the source. "Kristen acts like she can't be bothered with fame, yet she lives for all the press about her and Rob. Nikki is very vocal about Kris not being appreciative of her success. Nikki is not one to censor herself to avoid confrontation, and Kristen does not like that." (Print Edition - 12/12)
Oh my God, enough! This sounds like the first two hours of each of the
Twilight movies -- the only one missing is
the sleepy-eyed chupacabra on steroids. I don't care what Kristen and Nikki's problems are with each other, I just want them to go away and stop ruining monster movies for me. Movies like
Interview with a Vampire = handjob, while
Twilight = Interview with Child Protective Services. I don't want to date myself, but in my day, vampires would burst into flames when exposed to sunlight, not look like they got covered in K-Y Jelly.
*11 Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.
This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:
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Kristen Stewart won't stop complaining Since her meteoric rise to fame in 2008 [because teenage girls are dumb], Kristen Stewart has done nothing but complain about being famous. Ohhhh, it's hard. Nobody leaves me alone. I can't be normal anymore. Hey, here's an idea you whiny little tard. QUIT BEING AN ACTRESS. From the
New York Daily News:
Kristen Stewart kissed anonymity goodbye the instant she said "yes" to a certain vampire flick - and its leading man - she reveals in the February issue of Vogue. The actress, who rolled into mainstream movie territory with the first film of the "Twilight" series in 2008, says her fame has gotten in the way of living her normal life.
"There's no way to eloquently put this," the notoriously shy star, 20, prefaced. "I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can't be outside very often. And also to not ever be just 'some girl' again. Just being some chick at some place, that's gone."
Oh man, her life is so tough now. Other things that are "gone" for Kristen Stewart since she became famous:
- worries about whether she can afford her car payment
- worries about whether she can afford her rent
- worries about whether she can afford her credit card payment
- worries about her checking account being overdrawn
- worries about whether she can afford to take a vacation
- worries about being too cramped in the coach section of her flight
- worries about her hotel room having a crappy view
Yeah, I think I would get rid of all those worries in exchange for someone occasionally coming up to me and saying, "Hey, aren't you . . .?" In conclusion, shut the hell up you idiot.
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Kristen Stewart at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at the Los Angeles Film Festival (6/24)
Settle down Kristen Stewart. You're famous because you won a casting call to star in a vampire movie. The director didn't pick you because of your incredibly acting ability -- he picked you because, due to your incredibly inability to tan, you look like a real-life vampire. So again I will remind you: settle down. You're not Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon. No one wants to kill you. From
Us Weekly:
Kristen Stewart has been putting on a brave face on red carpets across the world these past few weeks for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. The 20-year-old actress has offered up another odd explanation for her stoic expression at promotional events.
Stewart told Britain's Hello! magazine that she sometimes has to "keep myself from crying."
How come?
"I don't feel very comfortable on the red carpet," she says of Twilight's massive premieres. "I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me."
The secret love of Robert Pattinson adds: "No security could protect me" from the franchise's rabid fans. "Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me."
Dear Kristen, it's not the fans you need to worry about who might kill you, it's the rest of us that can't stand one more minute of trumped up publicity for that ridiculously-lame film franchise. Besides, I don't know what Kristen's so scared of. If something were to happen on the red carpet, she could always turn to her boyfriend Robert Pattinson for protec - sorry, I almost got that out without laughing hysterically.
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Kristen Stewart doing a Q&A with the audience of Jimmy Kimmel Live! (6/14)
Finally, some
Twilight news. I was beginning to think the media was ignoring them. /sarcasm -- From
Life & Style:
Robert Pattinson has had enough of Kristen Stewart's negative attitude and finally called it quits, Life & Style has learned. In fact, we can reveal that Rob broke things off with Kristen earlier this year. "When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, 'We're done,'" an insider tells Life & Style. "Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance." But impulsive hookups aren't enough. Unlike his character, Edward, Rob feels he hasn't found his soul mate and is keeping his options open.
There. That last sentence. That's it. The gayest analogy in the history of human communication. Continuing...
The magic may have drained from his and Kristen's relationship, but Rob clearly hasn't given up on his fairy-tale ending. "There are still a lot of people in the world who desperately want to keep real romance alive," Rob has said. "It sounds lame, but it's the truth."
Of course Kristen isn't Rob's "soul mate" -- she doesn't have the one thing he's looking for in a partner:
a positive attitude an adam's apple. The reality is that if Rob's ever going to find true love, he's going to have to start looking in the right places . . . places where drinks comes with a tiny umbrella and the tables are adorned with Cloisonné vases and the most adorable little doilies -- *squeals* -- wait, I mean . . .um . . . how 'bout that National Basketball Association professional game on Wednesday night! Boy that Kobe Bryant sure is a . . . tall guy. Am I right fellas!
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Kristen Stewart arriving to LAX airport (5/28)
Some dude has waaaaaaaay too much free time on his hands. He's actually stalking
Kristen Stewart. Hah! What a loser! From the
Chicago Sun Times:
People close to "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart are concerned she is not taking seriously enough a stalker who has been sending disturbing letters and showing up at events -- apparently even at her home.
A longtime Hollywood honcho, who has worked with Stewart, says the young actress is telling people around her she refuses to be intimidated. "She insists that no crazy 'will keep me from living my own life,'" said the source, who understands that point of view.
"But this isn't like the paparazzi -- who Kristen understandably hates because they are so intrusive. These people can be dangerous."
Apparently, Stewart -- along with the rest of the young "Twilight" stars, particularly Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner -- are bugged by many, many "Twilight" vampire-obsessed fans. The Stewart friend refers to them as "real nuts ... scary kooks. ... These people are far more serious than the merely annoying paparazzi."
Why would anyone want to stalk Kristen Stewart? If a person really wants to sit and stare at a girl with no discernible talent and the body of a 12-year-old boy, they'd go to one of Lauren Conrad's fashion show. Besides, doesn't this stalker know that
Ashley Greene was in
Twilight too? Now, obviously I'm not saying someone should stalk Ms. Greene, but if they wanted to put together a doll from the hair in her shower drain, that wouldn't be
too outlandish. Am I right fellas or am I right!
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Kristen Stewart leaving a studio in L.A. (6/13)
That
one chick who looks high
all the time may be getting naked in her next film. Umm, cool? From
Star:
Kristen Stewart will be stripping — all in the name of art, of course — in Welcome To The Rileys, an indie flick starring Sopranos mob boss James Gandolfini. The movie is about a stripper who unites a grieving couple (James and Oscar nominee Melissa Leo) who have drifted apart after the death of their young daughter.
"It's an independent movie that nobody would normally see," Kristen said, "and now it's like, 'Oh, let's go see 'Bella' in this stripper movie. It'll be crazy!'"
Watching Kristen Stewart take her clothes off on camera is probably a lot like scraping your dick on a brick road: you'd be surprised by how chafed you can get from something so flat. Besides, if I really wanted to see a girl that looked like a twelve-year-old get naked, I wouldn't pay to go see a Kristen Stewart movie. I'd download Vanessa Hudgens
modeling portfolio.
Kristen Stewart on the set of The Runaways in LA (7/22)
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