Kristen Stewart


Kristen Stewart and Soko running errands around Los Angeles (4/2)

Seeing her loose pants and kissing the hand of her girlfriend, I know exactly what you're thinking. And you're absolutely right: Kristen Stewart just had sex with her girlfriend in a public restroom. Wait, I mean no she didn't. Gotta get my mind out of the gutter. They're simply running some errands. Bought some art supplies. Yup. Scissors. Aw god dammit, I did it again.

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  • Kristen Stewart Loose Pants 1
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Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend Soko arriving at a dentist office in Paris (3/18)

Here's Kristen Stewart's new girlfriend, French singer Soko, saluting the paparazzi in Paris over the weekend. I hate to make such grand conclusions based off just one picture, but Kristen Stewart couldn't find a more perfect girlfriend even if she created one from scratch. "OK I want her to have RBF (Resting Bitch Face) and act like she's annoyed by life and hates the man and his so-called 'rules' and is so different from everyone, but actually there's nothing she loves more than browsing the latest goods at the Chanel boutique on the Champs-Elysee because she's fucking rich. In others words, a French version of myself."

*30 Kristen Stewart and Soko pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Perfect Girlfriend 1
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Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend Stephanie Sokolinski out and about in Paris (3/15)

Here's can't-deny-it-now-lesbian Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend Stephanie Sokolinski making out in Paris on Tuesday. I would have posted these pics of Tuesday, but then I remember that this is Kristen Stewart and Stephanie Sokolinski, not Jessica Alba and Victoria Justice. Oh yeah, I don't care about you. You can dress and act as edgy as you want, Kristen, but never forget that my 13-year-old little sister used to wear a Twilight backpack with your face on it.

*30 Kristen Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Girlfriend Kiss 1
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Kristen Stewart nude for Mario Testino

+ Shrinkage my ass [The Superficial]

+ Britney's concert wardrobe malfunction [WWTDD]
+ Nicole Scherzinger still has big boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ 18 rich people showers [Linkiest]
+ Jess Impiazzi upskirt (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Lea Michele's wardrobe malfunction (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Miley Cyrus for the Jews [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Don't fuck with jaguars [badSENTINEL]
+ Model Rachel Sanders in a bikini [moejackson]

+ Emilia Clarke nude scene compilation (NSFW) [Celeb Jihad]
+ Bridge of Spies is gonna clean up [The Blemish]
+ Ewwwww [Dlisted]
+ *and E!'s cameras [Cele|bitchy]


Robert Pattinson hates Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson really hates that bitch. Of course the bitch I'm talking about is his cheating ex Kristen Stewart. Robert was supposed to promote his new film The Childhood of a Leader at the Venice Film Festival this week, but Kristen had to go and ruin everything with her existence. Screw you, existence! From the New York Post:
Pattinson, who was scheduled to attend for "The Childhood of a Leader," which screened this past Saturday and Sunday, had backed out of the fest with the excuse that he's busy shooting "The Lost City of Z" in Ireland.

But sources tell us Pattinson never planned on coming. "He didn't want the story to be all about how he and Kristen were nearly bumping into each other," says a spy. "Venice is very small...and there are only so many parties and hotels."

Stewart was at the festival Saturday to promote "Equals" with Nicholas Hoult.
This reminds me a lot of the awkwardness with my ex. Just replace 'Venice" with "Olive Garden" and this story might as well be about me. I'm practically a movie star.

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  • Robert Pattinson Venice Cancellation 1
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Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile out and about in L.A. (5/25)

Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile aren't even pretending anymore. The two "close friends" were draped all over each other while out for lunch on Memorial Day. I'm beginning to think Alicia was lying when she said she wanted to kiss Kristen "just for practice." Oldest trick in the book.

*25 Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Openly Affectionate 1
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Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile out and about in Santa Monica (5/6)

I don't know why people keep insisting that Kristen Stewart is dating her assistant Alicia Cargile. My guy friends and I often steal the occasional touch of each others' asses. That's completely normal behavior.

*20 Kristen Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Intimate Pics 1
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Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile leaving a coffee shop in Los Feliz (1/23)

Here's Kristen Stewart and her maybe girlfriend Alicia Cargile in Los Feliz earlier this week. It's been rumored that these two have been dating for months. Which is ridiculous of course. I'm tired of everyone always making dating jokes just because two girls spend a lot of time together. For example, take Kristen and Alicia. They could just be fucking. No strings attached. WHERE'S YOUR JOKES NOW, SMART ASS!

*30 Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Girlfriend Rumors 1
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Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile in Los Feliz (10/12)

After breaking Robert Pattinson's heart in the most public way possible, Kristen Stewart is rumored to be hooking up with her assistant, Alicia Cargile. Earlier this week the two were spotted leaving a restaurant in Los Feliz. I'm sorry, but I'm just not buying it. With their short hair, baggy clothing, and ratty old Converse, these two don't look like lesbians at all. Where's their blonde hair? And bleached assholes? I don't think Pornhub would just lie about that.

*30 Kristen Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Girlfriend 1
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Kristen Stewart departing on a flight at LAX airport (7/24)

You gotta hand it to Robert Pattinson. It took months for him to start trash-talking his ex Kristen Stewart, but now that he's at it, he wants everyone to know that she's a stupid ugly bitch. From OK!:
Robert Pattinson, 28, was overheard trash-talking his cheating ex Kristen Stewart, 24, at a recent party in L.A. "After a few beers, he started going on about Kristen's new haircut, saying she looks dreadful and that he never would've let her do that when they were together," says the source. He even started questioning her sexuality, the source adds, given the short cut and the fact that Kristen has really only been seen with girls since their split. While it's not Rob's style to be so nasty, the source claims his friends were encouraging it: "Even though he insists that he doesn't miss her, it's obvious that he's still in pain."
Claiming that you don't think about your ex while talking shit about them is a clear sign that you haven't moved on. It's why I'm always badmouthing Alessandra Ambrosio, Sofia Vergara, and Kate Beckinsale. Sure, after they left me each of them claimed they were just using me for my body, but that hurts -- I have feelings, too. For example, I have a feeling that that burning sensation I get when I pee came from that whore Megan Fox. See? There I go again. I guess I still can't get over all the great sex we used to have. What an amazing few years that was.

*15 Kristen Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristen Stewart Fugly Hair 1
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