Kris Jenner


Corey Gamble leaving Hermes on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills (3/29)

A few weeks ago there was a story about how Kris Jenner's boyfriend Corey Gamble is nothing more than a glorified personal assistant. Obviously it was a bullshit story and that was made abundantly clear on Season 11, Episode 8 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians when Kris professed her love for him. It's just a coincidence that Corey happened to be carrying a purse-size bag from Hermes in Beverly Hills a few days ago. Careful, Corey, Kris gets extremely angry if you fuck up your chore and buy the wrong color. "You're docked a week's vacation and we'll discuss this further at your annual review!"

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Corey Gamble leaving Chanel in Beverly Hills (3/14)

It's often said the foundation of any solid relationship is a good 401(k) plan, so it's sounds like Kris Jenner and her boyfriend Corey Gamble are really in it for the long haul. And since Corey's more employee than boyfriend, he wants a raise or he's going on strike. "And longer lunch breaks!" From OK!:
"[Corey's] sick of being pushed around and is speaking up for himself a lot more these days," the source said.

According to the insider, Corey "makes around 20k a month, plus expenses," but because of a long list of tasks, "he wants way more than that to stick around."

The source said Corey's duties include "minding Kourtney [Kardashian]" as she parties non-stop after her breakup with Scott Disick, as well as "baby-sitting for her kids, running errands for Kris and even acting as her official masseur."

"He figures that with all the other chores Kris gives him it's nowhere near enough," the source added, revealing he also gets paid "very little" for appearing on the family show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
This story is a bunch of bullshit. Corey would never stoop so low as to become an errand boy for a rich older woman. Just look at him yesterday leaving the gym. Oh, right, he's leaving Chanel because Kris wanted some new goodies. Yeah, but it's not like he's gonna stop by the market on the way home for a gallon of milk. Okay fine, he's gonna stop by the market on the way home for a gallon of milk. Don't forget, Corey: 2% organic with added calcium. Kris thinks it's makes her hips feels stronger.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 9

Kris Jenner on her way to the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Irina Shayk at the L'Oreal Red Obsession Party during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Kate Winslet on the set Collateral Beauty in New York (pics start here)

Sophia Bush leaving Huffington Post studios in New York (pics start here)

Ilfenesh Hadera on the set of Baywatch in Miami (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving a sushi restaurant in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Behati Prinsloo launching the all new Victoria's Secret swim collection at the SLS Beverly Hills Hotel (pics start here)

Lori Loughlin running errands in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead at the New York premiere of 10 Cloverfield Lane at AMC Loews Lincoln Square (pics start here)

Reality star Lauren Pope (The Only Way is Essex) arriving for a DJ booking in London (pics start here)

Rachel York at the opening night party for the Broadway musical Disaster at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York (pics start here)

Zendaya leaving her hotel in Paris (pics start here)

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Kris Jenner filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians at Hugos in West Hollywood (2/6)

Kris Jenner told Ellen DeGeneres this week that she's a little confused why her ex-husband-turned-ex-wife Caitlyn Jenner likes men now. Confused? HE CUT OFF HIS PENIS. Nothing should make sense about him anymore. Via the New York Post:
"Confusing, for sure," Kris said after Ellen DeGeneres asked her about the possibility. "But you know, I think that I really want her to be happy and be really comfortable in all the things that she says she wasn't, you know, her true authentic self for most of her life and knew when she was four that she had felt like that. You don't want somebody to be miserable or in pain or anything like that."
Of course Kris is supportive. Caitlyn switching to men is a great storyline to boost the season premiere ratings of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Because you know what Kris Jenner loves even more than her ex being really happy and comfortable? DOLLARS. And you know what else she loves even more? EUROS. And you know what else she loves even more? YEN. And you know what else she loves even more? POUNDS. And you know what else she loves even more? PESOS. Seriously, I could go on a while here. There's hundreds of different types of currency and Kris likes to collect them all.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 3

Kanye West and Kris Jenner arriving Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris (pics start here)

Lea Michele arriving at Universal Studios in L.A. for an interview with Extra (pics start here)

Daphne Joy out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Izabel Goulart and her boyfriend Kevin Trapp out and about in Paris during Fashion Week (pics start here)

Thandie Newton arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried on the set of The Last Word in Pasadena (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in L.A. with her father Alden Brewster (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland arriving to the Chloe show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Tracey Anderson Method gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Hilary Duff at the Viacom Kids and Family Group Upfront at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley out and about in Paris during Fashion Week (pics start here)

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in L.A. (8/6)

I never thought I would say this in a million years, but I'm voting for Donald Trump.

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Caitlyn Jenner leaves Patricia Field's boutique in New York (6/30)

Should I be concerned that I find Caitlyn Jenner way more attractive than Kris Jenner?

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Kris Jenner totally knew

Kris Jenner is leaking stories about her being shocked, outraged, and embarrassed about Bruce Jenner's desire to become a woman, but she's lying -- she's known a long time about Bruce's hatred of his penis. I know, right? It's so unlike Kris to not be completely transparent and honest about something. From Star:
"Living with Kris was an absolute nightmare for Bruce for so many years," a source says of his ex-wife. "She was nasty and dismissive when it came to his identity problem, when what he needed was compassion and understanding." And despite her acting shocked around her friends over Bruce's secret life, the source says Kris knew about his feelings from the time they were married in 1991. "Bruce told Kris on their wedding night that he liked to dress in women's clothes," claims the source. (Print Edition 4/27)
Of course Kris Jenner knew. You don't live with a guy for over 20 years and not know he really wants to be a woman. I think the third time Bruce had Kris kill a spider for him was the big giveaway. "Eeeeeeek!"

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Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman

Holy shit this is actually happening. We've made jokes for months, but Bruce Jenner really is transitioning from a man into a woman. And of course E! is going to be there every step of the way. Hell, they probably pressured him into this whole damn thing. "C'mon Bruce, all the cool dads are turning their penises into clitorises." Via Gossip Cop:
Bruce Jenner is reportedly gearing up to discuss his "wish to transition from male to female," with Us Weekly claiming the star has already "taped a major sitdown interview." ...

According to Us Weekly, that time is rapidly approaching. The magazine says Jenner was "uncomfortable" going public for a while, but now, with his family's blessing, "wants to put it all out there." "Bruce has had these urges for many years, so the kids have known," one Jenner "friend" tells the outlet, further saying that Jenner takes on a more womanly appearance at home than he has so far in public.

Us Weekly reports that Jenner, who was wed twice before he married Kris and has children with all three wives, was already "taking steps to live as a woman" when he met the Kardashian matriarch in 1990, quoting a source as saying he "had gone to doctors, started plastic surgery, and begun the transition." Kris, however, allegedly "talked Bruce out of acting on his feelings." Tension over the issue reportedly dominated the couple's marriage, eventually leading to their breakup after more than 20 years together. As Gossip Cop reported, the former couple filed for divorce last fall, more than a year after their separation.

Jenner is said to be now taking estrogen hormones, even as soon-to-be ex-wife Kris has "refused to accept the truth." Us Weekly says the momager remains in "denial," and quotes its source as saying "she has made no attempts to understand" what Jenner is going through.
In summary, Kris Jenner is such a cunt of a woman that Bruce Jenner has given up on being a man. He's just over it.  At least that's what I'm getting out of this.


Bruce Jenner driving on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu (1/14)

They've been separated for months, and officially divorced since last month, but Bruce Jenner will still not take off the symbol of his love to Kris Jenner: his wedding ring. This is getting . . . awkward. Regarding her ex-husband, Kris Jenner was unavailable for comment because she's too busy moving on with her life by fucking a bunch of new dudes. Maybe Bruce needs to do that. And judging by his transformation the past year, maybe literally.

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