Kourtney Kardashian


Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/22)

Here's a shitfaced Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood on Sunday morning. Yikes, this is gonna get a little awkward at home. "Mommy, is the strange man in our kitchen cooking breakfast our new daddy? I like him way better than the other one."

*10 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian and her friend leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (11/7)

Do the Kardashians hang out with chicks even tackier than themselves in an effort to boost their self-confidence? Yes, yes they do. How did you know?

*15 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/3)

Kourtney Kardashian attended her sister Kendall Jenner's birthday party at Nice Guy nightclub on Monday night, and oh hello. Out-nippling Kim at a Kardashian family event. Impressive. That's like beating Jonah in the pie-eating contest at the annual Hill family reunion. I'd put that shit on my resume.

*30 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian and her daughter Penelope in Malibu (10/9)

Kourtney Kardashian's nanny deserves a raise. She absolutely unloaded on little Penelope Disick's face with a car door while the two were leaving a restaurant in Malibu on Friday. I don't usually laugh at the misfortune of children, but holy shit that is hilarious. Give that little kid an Oscar.

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*25 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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It's Kourtney Kardashian naked

Here's Kourtney Kardashian for photographer Brian Bowen Smith's "Metallic Life" series. It's about time she got naked. It's almost like she was acting like a caring mother all these years. But then last week she looked in the mirror and the realization struck her: "Wait a minute, I'm a fucking Kardashian!"

*5 Kourtney Kardashian naked pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner bikini pics!

Here's Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner on vacation in St. Barts yesterday. And by on vacation, I mean "filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians." 'Cuz when you're filming your TV show on vacation, everything you do is a write-off. In other words, the Kardashians are taking vacations indirectly paid for by the American public. Thanks, Obama!

*30 Kourtney and Kendall bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 18

Kourtney Kardashian on a parasailing boat in St. Barts (pics start here)

Australian model Sarah Harris doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (pics start here)

Model Daphne Joy out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning leaving a restaurant in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Teri Hatcher and her daughter Emerson Tenney out and about in New York (pics start here)

John Krasinski leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg arriving for lunch at E baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving Griffin nightclub in New York (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara leaving the set of Modern Family in Brentwood (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 24

Kourtney Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Chloe Grace Moretz and a friend leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Amber Rose leaving Bedfellows furniture store in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Juliette Lewis walking her dog in Studio City (pics start here)

Jessica Alba running errands in Culver City (pics start here)

Krysten Ritter on the set of her Netflix series Jessica Jones in Central Park, New York (pics start here)

Channing Tatum out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Aaron Paul and Annabelle Wallis shopping in Vancouver (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner filming her new movie Miracles from Heaven in Atlanta (pics start here)

Keri Russell out and about in New York (pics start here)

Christian Bale out for breakfast in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend Paige Butcher leaving Coffee Bean in Studio City (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian and Penelope Disick at Disneyland in Anaheim (7/8)

BREAKING: Scott Disick is an asshole. After being dumped by Kourtney Kardashian earlier this week for cheating, drinking, drugs, and generally just being Scott Disick, he missed his 3-year-old daughter's birthday at Disneyland yesterday because he was partying with teenagers in Boca Raton. From Radar:
The father of three, 32, met the group of girls -- all aged between 16 and 18 -- on Saturday evening, sources tell Radar. Disick and his new young pals headed to a reveler named Nina's parents' mansion in Boca Raton to engage in even more debauchery.

"People were drinking and doing cocaine," an insider tells Radar, adding that Disick definitely overindulged. "At one point, Scott was completely passed out on the couch."

At the mansion, which was left unoccupied by teen Nina's parents, girls danced on tables in hula-hoops as the reality star watched. The epic party continued through the next day, when sources say the group went to the Boca Beach Club Hotel for even more insanity in a big room protected by bodyguards.

"There was more cocaine and alcohol there," the insider reveals.
In Scott's defense, I would much rather be hanging out with hot teenage coke whores than a 3-year-old at Disneyland -- especially Penelope Disick. After all, that little bitch is half-Scott Disick. She's probably already a little asshole.

*25 Kourtney Kardashian Disneyland pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian in DuJour magazine

We haven't talked about the Kardashians in hours, so here's Kourtney Kardashian showing off her pregnant tits in DuJour magazine. Well of course. Gotta keep that family tradition alive of appealing to the lowest common denominator. Pretty much the only Kardashian body part we haven't seen at this point is their dog's cock. And that's only because Kris Jenner can't get Dog Fancy to budge from $25,000.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kourtney Kardashian NSFW pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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*7 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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