Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick catching a flight at Miami International Airport
Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy Scott Disick has allegedly moved out of the Kardashian Kompound in Calabasas and into the Montage Beverly Hills Hotel. And he's already cheating on her. With a woman whose name might not begin with the letter K. Kris Jenner is gonna be so pissed. From In Touch Weekly
And while Kourtney is used to Scott's partying and volatility, his behavior at the Montage on Dec. 6 will be a devastating surprise. An eyewitness tells In Touch that Scott was spotted getting cozy with a sexy brunette.
"The woman was in her 20s and exotic-looking," recalls patron Thomas Johnson, who spotted the pair in the lobby. "She was pulling a small suitcase on wheels and Scott put both his arms around the small of her back, kissed her on the cheek and whispered into her ear. When Scott pulled back, he kept his hand on her hips and leaned back, as if to check her out."
Johnson tells In Touch, "The way he touched her and the way they looked at each other suggested they were a lot more than friends. A man with a long-term partner and two children should never behave like that with another woman."
Aw, is Kourtney getting played by a non-Kardashian? How sad. You hear that? That faint sound? It's me playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin. Look, we can all agree that Scott Disick might be the biggest douche rocket in the history of reality television, but at least he's pinching as big a loaf on a Kardashian as the Kardashians are on Western culture. This is how the Universe puts itself back into balance. My spirit guide tells me that having one family act as shamelessly as Team KKK is the reason why children starve in Africa and why the Raiders will NEVER win another Super Bowl, and he's never wrong. Of course, my spirit guide is the ghost of a dog who only speaks to me after I down a fifth of Jack, so you can probably disregard everything I just wrote.*15 Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 17
leaving Starbucks in Calabasas (pics start here
arriving at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here
at the Viva Diva Wines bottle signing in Miami (pics start here
on the set of Hawaii Five-0
in Honolulu (pics start here
English model and reality star Chantelle Houghton
at a gas station in Essex, UK (pics start here
out and about in Pacific Palisades (pics start here
on the set of Continuum
in Vancouver (pics start here
on her way to Tavern restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here
out for a hike in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here
and her boyfriend Paul Khoury
out for lunch in Studio City (pics start here
shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here
leaving Soulcycle in Beverly (pics start here
*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
The Kardashians throw a yard sale in Woodland Hills
says this is the Kardashian family hosting a yard sale "in which all proceeds would be matched by the family and go to the charities Greater Los Angeles Fisher House Foundation and No Kid Hungry." Yeah, right. You know those panhandlers that ask you for spare change to buy food, but you really know they're gonna take your money and go buy meth with it? This is the higher class version of that. You just bought Kris Jenner a new fucking Bentley, suckers.*35 Kardashian yard sale pictures total in the gallery:
Kourtney Kardashian is flashy
While leaving Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills earlier this week, Kourtney Kardashian sat with her legs wide open in full view of the paparazzi, flashing the entire world as she knows it. I know, right? I was shocked, too, when I saw this. Kourtney Kardashian actually wears underwear.NOTE
: To see the uncensored Kourtney Kardashian upskirt pics
, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.*25 Kourtney Kardashian upskirt pictures total in the gallery:
Kourtney Kardashian out and about in Woodland Hills
Low pay, long hours, and the chance to spend your day surrounded by some truly terrible people
-- who wouldn't
want to work for the Kardashians? Um, everyone. From Life & Style
An insider tells Life & Style that "[Kourtney Kardashian's] longtime assistant quit a couple of months ago, and her replacement quit after just three weeks!"
Why so soon? "She 'couldn't hack it,'" the insider dishes, leaving the mom of two on the hunt for a new assistant. "The girls have even been emailing friends and family asking for recommendations for the job but are having difficulty finding someone."
Breaking News: A Team KKK starter is an asshole. Isn't it strange how all of a sudden there are so many "insider" rumors coming to light regarding Kamp Kardashian? If I didn't know better (and clearly I do, at least that's what it says on my Universidad de El Salvador online journalism degree), I'd say these stories are just a smokescreen meant to hide something truly disgusting in the gossip queue. Something tells me it'll be a big story, maybe even as big as Kourtney's love of punchable boyfriends and condom-free penises. Imagine WikiLeaks, but with a lot less information and a lot more herpes.*15 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kourtney Kardashian out and about in Las Vegas
Kourtney Kardashian made an appearance on Saturday at her Kardashian Khaos boutique at the Mirage in Las Vegas. And since Kourtney is a Kardashian and all, she of course found a way to profit off the misfortune of others (the misfortune being the act of actually meeting Kourtney Kardashian). From In Touch
Crowds of people who turned up to see Kourtney Kardashian at the Kardashian Khaos at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday were surprised to learn they had to pay an additional $150 to meet the star.
Guests, who lined up as early as 11am, were told beforehand that they would be able to purchase items from the store and have Kourtney sign them. But when they arrived they were handed a slip of pink paper informing them they would have to pay an additional $150 if they wanted to meet the famous Kardashian.
"For Just $12 More Than the Daily U.S Median Household Income (no, really, I did the math
), Meet the Woman Who Became Famous Because Ray-J Videotaped Himself Fucking Her Sister." Ohhhh, I don't know if I'd be able to resist. I'm so foolish with my money in Vegas! *giggles**25 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kourtney Kardashian in Miami
A Kardashian with modesty? I've officially seen everything . . . *looks outside to see if the sky has turned red from the fire of a thousand suns**20 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving an office building in Beverly Hills
C'mon, did you really think you could separate these two forever? Of course the Kardashians were eventually gonna start selling their own line of fake tan. Snooki and JWoww are gonna be so excited! Kim told Women's Wear Daily
"I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California," Kim said. "Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face. When you travel, you can't just go lay out. I do like regular tanning because I have psoriasis, and the tanning beds are particularly good for that. Every time I put sunless tan before, it wouldn't be even -- so we wanted a system that was really easy but yet is a full system."
"[We] came up with something that is still good for your skin and healthy for you; everything is paraben- and sulfate-free," Kourtney said. "We love beauty and fashion, but making sure we're taking care of our bodies is crucial to us."
You know what? I'm all in on this one. I've seen the Kardashians without makeup
, so I can tell you in all honesty that these animals know all about blotchy, uneven skin. They need all the help they can get. Another thing the Kardashians know all about is the proper fluid squirting dynamics so crucial to a quality bottle of fake tan -- look for their new line to be dispensed from a giant black bottle that won't call you tomorrow.*21 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills
Scott Disick's "2013 Father of the Year" candidacy is officially over. So sad. From Life & Style
Scott Disick is picking partying over family time -- again! Life & Style has learned that during a recent family vacation to Punta Mita, Mexico, Scott left Kourtney Kardashian -- his girlfriend and the mother of their two children -- behind to blow off steam at a nightclub an hour away. While Kourtney cared for little Mason and Penelope, Scott and a group of pals drove more than 50 miles down the Mexican coastline for a night out at Strana in Puerto Vallarta.
"Scott and Kourtney got into a huge fight about it," a source tells Life & Style, on newsstands now. "She was pissed he was partying when they were supposed to be on a family vacation. Kourtney hates clubs and thinks it's embarrassing that Scott feels the need to go out and party instead of staying with her and the kids."
Scott's a dick, but I think Kourtney's in the wrong on this one. Sure, it was supposed to be a family vacation, but I feel the need to point something out: Kourtney Mary Kardashian is as boring a conversationalist as anyone ever to be farted out of Kris Jenner's money-hole. I mean, doesn't Kourtney watch her own show? It's a half hour of her incessantly whining into her iPhone (via speaker, no less) about relationships and vacations. The fact that Scott didn't go all Mindy McCready and give himself a 9mm haircut is a real testament to his patience and listening skills. What, too soon?*20 Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick arriving on a flight at LAX airport
Kourtney Kardashian actually put her personal life ahead of ratings? Wait, what? Am I trapped in some kind of parallel universe where left is right, up is down, and the Kardashians don't sell their souls to the highest bidder? From Life & Style
Scott Disick's offer of a ring is rejected by Kourtney Kardashian -- again! In the new issue of Life & Style on newsstands now, insiders reveal that Scott had been planning to get down on one knee -- for the second time in two years -- while the couple were in Miami filming Kourtney & Kim Take Miami; however, Kourtney got cold feet.
"She didn't allow for an engagement to be filmed," shares a Kardashian insider. "They did not film a proposal, and it was because of Kourtney. She said, 'No.' She does not want to be engaged."
For Scott, it was a repeat of 2010, when he'd bought a sparkler with yellow pavÃ© diamonds only to have Kourtney cut off his plans during what was supposed to be their proposal dinner at Le Cirque.
"Kourtney really has been very vocal and told everyone how she does not want to marry Scott," a friend reveals to Life & Style. "She does not think their relationship is perfect and is scared of divorce. But Scott's not happy about her never saying yes to a proposal."
Nope. Sorry, I'm not gonna play this game. If Kourtney says she doesn't want to marry Scott because he's white, then I'll be OK with that, but this isn't anything of the sort. Kourtney Kardashian (she's the K in Team KKK) wants us to believe that she's a graceful flower who's above living her life on E!
? Please, I've seen more class in a bukkake film. I'll bet the farm that this is more of a contract negotiation ploy by Mama Kris, who makes Honey Boo Boo's mother look like Princess Di. If we can get past this pesky Apocalypse today (and if the show survives another year) not only will we see Kourtney accept a ring from Scott, I bet we'll see the third Kourtney/Scott demon-bastard-child get consummated in her backside.*15 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: