Kourtney Kardashian


Kim Kardashian and Brody Jenner in 2007

Don't you dare call Brody Jenner a Kardashian. Just because his dad who became his mom married their mom doesn't mean he was ever part of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney's family. From Page Six:
Our spy overheard a conversation at Coachella in which a pal praised one-time reality star Jenner for the success of his "family," meaning the Kardashian clan.

We're told Jenner, son of Caitlyn and ex-stepbrother to Kim, Kourtney and Khloé, loudly shot back, "They're not my fucking family!"
My god, the balls on this guy. Kris Jenner is gonna have him drawn and quartered. Brody taking a stand against the Kardashians is like Winston Churchill taking a stand against Adolf Hitler and the Nazis years before World War II. A century from now, when we recall the terror of the Kardashian regime, we'll look down at the eternal flame on his tomb and realize that Brody Jenner was one of the most courageous Americans of all time.

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Emily Ratajkowski and Kourtney Kardashian at the Alice + Olivia show in Hollywood (4/13)

Emily Ratajkowski's plan is working to perfection. A few weeks after getting topless with Kim Kardashian on social media in support of a woman's right to act like Kim Kardashian on social media (so meta), she was spotted getting buddy buddy with Kourtney at the Alice + Olivia fashion show in Hollywood. All that's left is crafting the perfect "accident" for Khloe (perhaps a cliff-top hike?) and she can slide right into her spot on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I like this version of Khloe better.

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Kourtney Kardashian leaving Barney's New York in Beverly Hills (12/21)

Did Kourtney Kardashian get a new hat? Or perhaps she switched brands of botox? Something about her is more noticeable than usual . . .

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Kourtney Kardashian's butt, via Instagram

Rather than it just being a recent thing, Us Weekly says Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashain (butt pic via Instagram yesterday) have been having sexual relations for months. And that baby machine hasn't gotten pregnant yet? A true Christmas miracle!
"Justin and Kourtney have been hooking up since late August, early September," a source tells Us.

Not only has the "Sorry" singer, 21, "bragged" about his latest escapades, but another source adds, "Justin started hanging out with Kourtney alone because she started going out more."

Naturally, this hasn't made the self-proclaimed [Scott] Disick, 32, feel too good, but an insider tells Us that he hasn't said a word against the romance.

"He's had so many stories about him recently, he has no reason to be pissed," a source says. "He feels like he has to take the humiliation."
Quite an accomplishment for Justin. At this point the only member of the Kardashian family he hasn't nailed yet is North West . . . but I'm sure Kim is working on that for the future. "Kanye, is 10 too young to start dating?"

*16 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (12/12)

Page Six is confirming today that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are definitely hooking up. They partied together at Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Saturday night before continuing on to Blind Dragon. Though they left separately, they both met back up at Justin's hotel room at the Mondrian for a slumber party. Ghost stories and boy talk! Eeeeeeek! A source told the paper:
In an apparent jab at "Lord Disick," a nickname that [Kourtney's ex Scott] Disick, 32, created for himself, Bieber posted a photo to Instagram Sunday of himself straddling a mystery woman on the hood of an Audi sports car alongside the cryptic caption, "Lord knows."

"Scott hates it that Bieber is the younger, hotter and richer version of him -- in his eyes -- and seeing him with Kourtney pisses him off even more," said the insider. "Kourtney knows it upsets him, so when Scott flaunts being out with other girls, she hangs out with Justin to get back at him."

But a source close to Kardashian says the reality star and singer are "just friends."
You can't really blame Kourtney for hooking up with Justin. Her sisters Kendall and Kylie are a lot younger than her -- maybe she just wanted to connect with them. "Oh my gosh Kylie, did Justin do that thing with his tongue where he bites your nipple and then . . ." I know, gross, but this is the kind of reality these freaks live in.

*16 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/22)

Here's a shitfaced Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood on Sunday morning. Yikes, this is gonna get a little awkward at home. "Mommy, is the strange man in our kitchen cooking breakfast our new daddy? I like him way better than the other one."

*10 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian and her friend leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (11/7)

Do the Kardashians hang out with chicks even tackier than themselves in an effort to boost their self-confidence? Yes, yes they do. How did you know?

*15 Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Kourtney Kardashian leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (11/3)

Kourtney Kardashian attended her sister Kendall Jenner's birthday party at Nice Guy nightclub on Monday night, and oh hello. Out-nippling Kim at a Kardashian family event. Impressive. That's like beating Jonah in the pie-eating contest at the annual Hill family reunion. I'd put that shit on my resume.

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Kourtney Kardashian and her daughter Penelope in Malibu (10/9)

Kourtney Kardashian's nanny deserves a raise. She absolutely unloaded on little Penelope Disick's face with a car door while the two were leaving a restaurant in Malibu on Friday. I don't usually laugh at the misfortune of children, but holy shit that is hilarious. Give that little kid an Oscar.

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It's Kourtney Kardashian naked

Here's Kourtney Kardashian for photographer Brian Bowen Smith's "Metallic Life" series. It's about time she got naked. It's almost like she was acting like a caring mother all these years. But then last week she looked in the mirror and the realization struck her: "Wait a minute, I'm a fucking Kardashian!"

*5 Kourtney Kardashian naked pictures total in the gallery:

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